Letterman Jokes About Website Death Threat

[SuperSeagates]

But we still hate both George Bush

[abitofxtacy]

both of the people arguing are dumb. Neither of you know how to say anything without throwing around slanted words and bias, therefor nullifying any of your appeal at logos or ethos. Neither of you would be able to win an argument with a preschooler.

[fastmilion]

he is obviously scared cuz if he is always threatend why the fck he has to mention it if its usual for him and to be honest i like some of his jokes especially in this video but then again i dont belong to any of those countrys so i dont know how people would fell when they listen to his jokes. i fell sorry for letterman he shoulnt have make a big deal of it and LMAO to lenno joke

[thirdXnipple]

Guys guys priests molest children and jihadists blow people up and are all named mohammed

[ancientastronautt]

@jajbor1 stop sucking ur priest cock and give me a better comebac if not learn to shut the fuck up

[ancientastronautt]

@jajabor1 haha if that's ur come back I gotta say ur fucking weak like a gay cancer patient who just got fucked in the ass.here's some fun fact for ya gay little ass.fact number 1: you are a fag number 2:I'm not even from the middle east number 3: you don't fucking know the meaning of jihad you dumb fuck number 4: jihad means to struggle in Arabic number 5 : you are a stupid red neck gay fuck number 5: u suck like a prostitutes' mouth

[TXHalabi]

@ancientastronautt congratulations you are the prime example of what Islam does to people. Thanks for exposing yourself and the death cult you follow. You could not be a better advertisement for the death cult of Islam.

Have a nice day

[ancientastronautt]

@jajbor1 shut the fuck up.go and rape ur mother or ur sister.don't pretend to atheist cuz I know for a fact urn a child molesting Christian gay fuck.that's exactly how Christians react when they find out the truth about the bible.the bible is full of shit just like ur brain.go and read the book u dumb pussy.try to make sense before u open ur dick sucking mouth.to be a true Muslim we have to accept Jesus Christ,(pbuh). U are just like the red neck Terry jones, who claim that the Quran is a book

[jajabor1]

@ancientastronautt shut the fuck up you motherfucker. fucking asshole. look at your comment. thats the teaching of islam.

[jajabor1]

@ancientastronautt shut the fuck up you motherfucker. read your fucking comment. you are a fucking islamic jihadist. your brain is full of shit not mine. you are brainwashed by those fucking jihadist. go somewhere else asshole.

[ancientastronautt]

@jajbor1 shut the fuck up go and rape ur mother or ur sister.ur a dumb

[LordMatt123]

Paul Shaffer needs to shut the fuck up.

[AndyMacProGamer]

Holy fuck stop clapping and laughing let the fucker talk. Take down the damn Applause and laugh sign that lights up. It's annoying.

[ancientastronautt]

elisabethkohler33 Islam is the fastest growing religion u dumb fuck.50000 Americans convert to islam ever year.even your reverends do the same.all the videos bout Muslims leaving Islam is fake and it's been shown on CNN.your bible is full of errors and contradictions.that's what your bible scholars said.apparently Jesus had 4 different fathers in the bible.haha and u tell people he was given birth from a virgin.jesus aint god.god does not beget neither is he begotten

[jajabor1]

@ancientastronautt , take your religious shit somewhere else. People do not want to read your stupid comments on religion. I am not muslim, I am not even christian but I do respect every religion. You are just a dumb fuck who has nothing to do but writing disrespectful comments about other religions. There are thousands of jihadist website out there. Find one and preach your shit over there.

[TXHalabi]

@jajabor1 why do you respect every religion? A religion like Islam that sanctions murder and wife beating deserves zero respect.

[Anton1267]

When people hear voices these days we lock them and pump them full of drugs in a mental health program but 1000-2000 years ago they didn't have that so they called them prophets instead

[MyKazi123]

its not about muslims its about respect i dont know abt you but Islam is the fastes growing religon in the world faster then all the dumb religons u guys practice. some people take it really serously but u probably wont know cause u fit in the dumb Athiest group

[CH8ZY]

Canadians.. ah yeah that is true.

[anzrc1]

Organised rapes, forced conversions & murders in girls for religion, all paid for by Islamic religious leaders & supported by Islamic governments.

These aren't individuals, these are religious sponsorered acts of terror, all supported by the Islamic religion under their Islamic Laws.

Islam = depravity. How can we accept such evil in out community?

We need to stand up against sponsored rape in the name of religion. Islam shouldn't be accepted unless it abandons this depravity.

[kingmackattack42]

@anzrc1 I have to totally agree with you.If anyone you know has any doubts about how serious muslims are about forcing their backwards religion on the entire planet, then have them get a hold of a copy of the "Generous Qur'an".This is the real thing and not some candy-coated, watered down version that has been published with the intent to decieve non-muslims.This real version was done by an Egyptian-American who is fluent in both english and arabic and wants to warn America about the real Islam.

[anzrc1]

Quote Assyrian International News Agency : "

"the operation, which is funded by Muslim businessmen, is carried out with the collusion of State Security and Mosque sheikhs. The 'trading rates' cashed by brokers for each Christian male and female conversion to Islam, at the time of writing this report, was 7000 Egyptian pounds for males and 6000 for females. The rates for Coptic girls fluctuate depending on how good-looking she is and her family's social status."

[anzrc1]

Quote Assyrian International News Agency :

"Listen, mother of Amira, I am warning you not to report the abduction to the police or do anything, the price will be your son Meena (9 years old) being slaughtered in front of your own eyes. I am not threatening, I'm talking seriously.'" He further said "Listen, your daughter Amira will convert to Islam next Friday, and we are now preparing her for that. Now go home and stay indoors until everything is quietly over."

[anzrc1]

David Letterman can afford to joke.

Quote : Washington Times

"girls as young as 12 who are being grabbed off Egyptian streets. Photos are taken while the girl is being raped to blackmail her into converting"

"local police are more often than not in collusion with the kidnappers"

"For each Christian girl who gets 'converted,' there are Islamic charities that give out money to the husband and the dealers who obtained her."

[labattman]

We use our near sighted beliefs to rationalize killing anybody who doesn't agree with us or who has land that we want. Christian, Muslim, Jew etc etc. We've been doing it for as long as we've been around. Stop using your deity to excuse the fact that you hate your brothers and sisters. Modern terrorism or the crusades or even King David killing everyone in his path in order to create a united Israel. Take some responsibility for your self and stop passing your stupidity off on god .

[alexusdelarge]

How come those Islamic morons each time seem to get more obnoxious.... But hey, if you keep on shouting "peace be unto him" to a rapist pedophile, one can expect nothing less..

[michelsvideos]

THANK!! God God gave us GEERT Wilders in the Netherlands to get rid of those jihad people overhere.

[themunz126]

Must be them crazy Amish people at it again!

[agentilemik]

hahaha jihadists moroN! killing theirself just to feel satisfy their soul! u should ask to your own GOD that u guys better hope not to lived tehn

[agentilemik]

hahaha jihadists moroN! killing theirself just to feel satisfy their soul! u should ask to your own GOD that u guys better hope not lived tehn

[Newwaver2007]

@daustin86 look it on the bright side, with idiots like jabbar, we dont need to mock then because they are capable of mocking themselves :)

[Newwaver2007]

Aww mustafa was sad because he wanted a talkshow too. Lets all pitty that fellow for a second and get back to our lives :) Maybe he should read the dictionary for the word holy because he doesnt understand that either. Poor idiot

[JabbarMustafa]

To celebrate 10th anniversary of 9/11 this year, my Muslim brothers & I are going to steal some American babies & toss them off the top of a very tall building in New York. But before we throw them, we will light them on fire with lighter fluid. This is good, yes? Allah will be pleased with this offering. Allahu Akbar. الحمد الل. أتباع محمد صلى الله

[DAustin86]

@JabbarMustafa This is also worsening the reputation of people who believe in Islam. There are a lot of good people who believe in Islam who are peaceful and not aggressive and do not preach hate. You however are just inciting fear and hate and this does nothing but cause blood shed and saying you are doing this in the name of your god is even more atrocious. Using your god to incite violence is so barbaric get with the times you ancient imbecile. Good day and i expect some death threats :)

[MuayThaiViking]

@JabbarMustafa its obvious you are a white american trying to give muslims a bad name.. get a life seriously

[ihmen]

@MuayThaiViking i doubt a white american would know arabic, most white americans can hardly speak english.

[MuayThaiViking]

@ihmen ليس من الصعب للغاية عند استخدام جوجل ترجمة

most white americans can hardly speak english? then what the hell do they speak. danish like here in denmark??

[ihmen]

@MuayThaiViking they just speak english but they're usually bad at it because they cant spell or use proper grammar.

[MuayThaiViking]

@ihmen thats not my experience, depends on where you live. US have, after all, many of the best universities in the world. you are being ignorant if you think they dont even know their own language. i dont care if you are an arabic person who have a bias against americans, im only talking about facts

also, i like how you totally avoided my point about ليس من الصعب للغاية عند استخدام جوجل ترجمة

it means ''it is not difficult if you use google translate''. so the other guy can easily be a faker

[reblstevn]

@teg598 YEAH FUCK the USS Liberty. Fuckin looser America sailors, deserved to be killed by jews.

[reblstevn]

@megan130 TV is like reality n shit, huh?

[laurierchick11]

bahahaha, not all Canadians dislike DL

[TEHTYMEKITTEH1]

JIHADISTS HATE LIBTARDS MOLRE THAN ME

[SunnyAndSummer]

people who actually think this is islam... should do more research. As a moslim..it's hard for me to believe this comes from a place of islam.

[Nayjayificationl]

@SunnyAndSummer Then it's high time you "real" Muslims put your money where your mouth is & do something about the other "Muslims" who are giving Islam a bad name. But no... you just sit there. In fact, I understand that in Islam it's not cool to criticize other Muslims. PROVE that you don't agree with these militant Muslims.

[SunnyAndSummer]

@Nayjayificationl who say's they are real moslims? just because Letterman says they where moslims doesnt have to be the are. I myself can pretend to be a jew or christian... do some horrible things and let the jews or christiand be blamed for it.Anyhow politics and the media have given moslims around the world a hard time... i don't think it's my duty to defend my ego... stop believing everything the media and propoganda tells you and do some research for youreself... it will open youre eyes.

[humanoflife]

you go Dave! come home! come home! It's Supper Time!!

[amcent2]

islam sucks

[KrisStar80]

Good for Dave. At least he didn't go apologizing. I might watch him again.

[AliBarri]

The Jihadists have no sense of humor...that's what's wrong with them!

[aaaazzzzable]

@AliBarri Whats Jihadists?

[Jazzyj3ff2o11]

@aaaazzzzable init wat jihadists

[aaaazzzzable]

@Jazzyj3ff2o11 What are Jihadists? SOME ON PLEASE TELL ME.

[lordaere]

@aaaazzzzable Jihadist are a fabricated threat created by the United States government, where they claim groups of religious middle eastern fanatics have declared some sort of wipespread holy war against the west. They spread these stories through the media and through politics to justify their continuing profit based warfare with lesser countries, as making weaponry has been the best business since WW2.

[aaaazzzzable]

@lordaere What makes them not real?

[lordaere]

@aaaazzzzable Some knowledge about the world outside of America. Do your research and dont trust the media to give you any. Read books, get out in the world and speak to people from other countries to get an idea of what's going on outside of the reality portrayed by American propaganda.

[pistachioguy]

Hahaha!

Even if they cut off Letterman's tongue, they'll never be able to shut him up.

He'll learn sign language and get right back on primetime to insult them again! Hahaha!

[aaaazzzzable]

@pistachioguy Then I should just kill him. :)

[fishnet4media]

Where's part 2? :D

[valsadie]

Tony Danza? That ungrateful f...!

[byebye006]

Will we expect a related Top 10 list any time soon?

[roadkillcondom]

i cant help but remember will sasso as paul shaffer on madtv.

[TheFuckingnar]

"Too see if i was covered for JIHAAAAD!" hahahahaha NICE :D

[wtamike]

im about to go get a shot created "by me" in my ass. its my way of fightin a shark of history literally in words for u. im calling this "the acacia steain",yea that band hates me, its wants to kill me because im from a shark and they arent, i got balls and they got breasts. so bear in mind im about to take on the power and energy capability of a 600 foot shark underwater beating right now! say i dont care. fu america fu.

[wtamike]

the megladon had a gag reflex thats where i came from, the evolution of man? was me. i was the first human. the shark got sick and coughed up "my blood" me. and i swam to the surface and made you. how did i spread my seed i gave u life, with my death sticks. how does that work, who knows. i am the acacia strain! the mighty legend of all. yea i came from that sharks belly. but not really. i came from space dumbasses. its the only way u can tell. peace bitches.

[jhawksantos]

Muslims just don't have senses of humor anymore, all the wars and dead families will suck that dry out of ya. No wonder the extremists blow themselves up.

[muslimwhacker]

@jhawksantos Your justifying the evil perpetrated by the religion invented by a child-fucker?

[wtamike]

nobody listen to gaga its gonna give you heart attacks. im "dead" serious

[shreddintheaxe]

Letterman tells it like it is

[LeeJono]

Bring it you Muslim shits, bring it on. I'd like to see you try and invade the U.S. Back your shit up. This is why Muslims are persecuted throughout the world. Fucking pussys with big mouths and brainwashed minds.

[tehrubarb]

@LeeJono Bigots like you are certainly just as brainwashed as the extremists.

[jerayneous]

if i had a nickle lololol

[chadscab97321]

Amen! BRING IT or Shut the FUCK UP!!

[iknewitalready]

Is Letterman fully covered for Crusades & NWO schemes of the Christian fundamentalists in the Pentagon?

/watch?v=NsjgjM56HRw

[iknewitalready]

American military would have lend Letterman, predator drones to shield himself.

[LifeInElSalvador]

HUMAN SHIELD.. HAHAHAHA!

[exacerbatedtaboo]

If you have to make a threat on a website then you haven't brought shit. If you really mean it then fucking come with it or shut the fuck up. Anyone can make any kind of a threat on a website. That's easy when you're in the safety of your own home sitting behind a computer. Fucking computer commandos kill me. No pun intended.

[bbbbbb666b]

Lol. Dave , Keep spreading the laughter all over the world. Im . .always watching you frm 9000 miles away with tons of smiles on my face.：）

[Gutsyndicate]

Did they say the reason why they hate him? I doubt this is real. If Alqaidi would hate someone shouldn't they hate, O'reilly, Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh instead of Dave letter man.

[chthonic19]

Dave's joke was at Sarah Palin's expense - the stupid extremist not only doesn't have a sense of humor, he's also lacks fundamental comprehension skills.

[ixoralover]

those claimed jihaddist are not representing Islam so pls stop associating their agenda with Islam regardless of what these jihaddist says...

[wideawake123]

@ixoralover Whatever Dude...

[wideawake123]

What does he mean "radical extremist"? That's an insult to devout Muslims everywhere...what a bigot. Sorry Dave, but you aren't important enough for most of those other people to actually "hate" you, either.

[IamYoddle]

@wideawake123 No idiot, that's not an insult. If he said "radical Muslim extremist" than I would see a point, but he didn't. He didn't connect "radical extremist" with the Muslim faith at all. So he is not the bigot.

[wideawake123]

@IamYoddle You dope. To quote Turkish PM Tayyip Erdogan "There's no radical Islam...and no moderate Islam, there is only Islam." "radical extremist' is a made up term.., a product of Political Correctness. That "RE" was a typical Muslim. Were the 100s of 1,000s of Muslims who rioted over the Mohammad cartoons all "radical extremists"? How about the "Insultifada riots" over the Pope? "radical extremists"? How many banners do you need to see calling for your Death do you need to see?

[IamYoddle]

@wideawake123 The Turkish PM statement meant, when you say "moderate Islam," then their must be an "radical Islam." So he was saying, their is only Islam and the radicals that use it as an excuses to do horrible things are not Muslim.

Rioting and protesting that went on over the Mohammad drawling was not radical extremist. The few that burned and bombed Danish Embassies were radical extremist.

Threatening to kill and pulling out attacks because of an ideology makes you a radical extremist.

[wideawake123]

@IamYoddle So now you're parsing Erdogan? Here's the entire quote: "The Term “Moderate Islam” Is Ugly And Offensive; There is no moderate or immoderate Islam. Islam is Islam and that’s it.The mosques are our barracks, the domes our helmets, the minarets our bayonets and the faithful our soldiers..." - Source: Milliyet, Turkey, August 21, 2007

According to anti-terrorist Orgs, 10-15% of All the Muslims on the planet fit the description "radicalized". Read a survey of Muslims by country. Try That.

[wideawake123]

@Yoddle That you think shooting a 70 year old Nun to death and killing scores of people while rioting not to be "radical" proves my point. The world has lowered their standards where it concerns Muslims. How many people were killed over "Piss Christ"-how many embassies burned? Those "peaceful Muslim protestors" Were threating to kill people. "Behead Those who Insult the Prophet Mohammad!" "Europe, Your 9/11 is Coming" We have lowered our expectations of civility where it concerns Muslims.

[JESUStheATHEIST1]

@wideawake123 your stupidity amuses me.

[wideawake123]

@JESUStheATHEIST1 Whatever

[BiggDave18]

He could tell the audience that they're all cunts and the morons would still fucking clap.

[Larry477]

@TheLonelyLeper shut up, yes they will.

[Maplesyrup41]

Dave is a classic standup guy those filthy muslims can go fuck themselves and their allah in the ass

[moviedude22]

dave got new specs?  fail

[mtzlypk]

extremist in any religion is crazy..tolerance is needed in all religions ,quit the killing ,quit the fighting, work together and make this a better world for all..

[Larry477]

Islam will kill you to prove their peaceful.

[prosandkhans]

I am a Muslim and denounce threats/terrorism. That's just stupidity.

[AlGhaffar]

Well, what did Dave say>>?! From what i understand it wasn't anything bad! But, one thing i know for sure! Dave, you're only a comedian. These people are born killers, they will come after you if they say so. Just let it go.

[realfoneguy]

Well behind the scenes he probably should not take this lightly. These people are nuts and they may just do something. He can joke about it on the show, but he should prtect himself just incase this jerk is not bluffing.

[TiramisuHappy]

The writer who wrote the "human shield" joke should get a raise!

That was brilliant! :)

[TiramisuHappy]

Tony Danza.

I just fell out of my chair laughing!!!!

[whitefright339]

pedo

[selfsenter]

very boring guy

[Mrchatrouletter]

@selfsenter Looking at your page I see you are just a tiny bit more Boring .. lol

I must say you are more than an audience ..

[ginofrater]

We are Canadians and we do no hate you........

[SlowMotionCrashes]

watch?v=WHpKnJPBWyQ <--- these are the people who want to hurt him LMAO

[tahboobi]

ok? More jihad=terror BS? Jihad means struggle. Greatest struggle is self struggle.

[BoudiccaBlanc]

@tahboobi You forgot to mention: The "Greater Jihad" The "Lesser Jihad" Mohammad is quoted as stating that the "Lesser Jihad" (war) was the way to win favor with allah. Islam = 17,633 Deadly Terror Attacks since 9/11 and counting.... Weekly Jihad Report Aug 13 - Aug. 19 Jihad Attacks:........48 Allah Akbars:............8 Dead Bodies:.......303 Critically Injured:..594 "Islam: the Religion of Peace" website thereligionofpeace (dot) com /

[tahboobi]

@BoudiccaBlanc yeah yeah yeah zioniist

[BoudiccaBlanc]

@tahboobi

Not a "zionist" ...  A person who values freedom!

[BabyBang17datruth]

@BoudiccaBlanc Yeah, I'm pretty sure every religion has had their own religious and political misfortunes.

[BoudiccaBlanc]

@BabyBang17datruth

The problem with Islam is the founder: Mohammad.

(rotten to the core...)

"Understanding Muhammad -

A Psychobiography of Allah's Prophet" by Ali Sina

alisina (dot) org/ understanding- muhammad/

(worth a read...)

[BabyBang17datruth]

@BoudiccaBlanc Yeah, yeah, I don't read propaganda. I fully understand Muhammad, I understand Jesus, I understand Moses, (if he ever existed) and what is common about them is they each had a revelation. And the religions that they have established for this world have in someways have been helpful in developing the world or have caused chaos.

[AlGhaffar]

@BabyBang17datruth YOU DON'T KNOW NOTHING ABOUT MOHAMMAD, pbuh, JESUS, pbuh, MOSES, pbuh. NOTHING! ZERO! ZIP!! SORRY.

[truefictions]

@mistermassive1

I hope they can recover from that great loss. lol

[ROBINMEADONTOP]

*CA-CHICK CHICK* THUG LIFE

[rikyricardo79]

funny!

[cagedtigersteve]

@mistermassive1 I think the Oscar Meyer ad was a part of the bit. lol

[mynameismud420]

fuck jihadists and their stupid religious extremist agenda. their ruining the world. live in peace people who cares what religion other people are, its no reason to go "cut their tongues out"

[BoudiccaBlanc]

@mynameismud420 Islam means "SUBMISSION" not "peace." Here's a good website to bookmark/favorite "Islam: the Religion of Peace (and a big stack of dead bodies) thereligionofpeace (dot) com / Islam = 17,633 Deadly Terror Attacks since 9/11 and counting.... Weekly Jihad Report Aug 13 - Aug. 19 Jihad Attacks:........48 Allah Akbars:............8 Dead Bodies:.......303 Critically Injured:..594 (website)

[LosAngelesWeedSmoker]

@mynameismud420 shut up... all religions are an excuse to kill and an excuse for dumbasses like you to try to label them ALL the same... hope your entire family dies, i mean it.

[ryandevison]

@mynameismud420 who gives a fuck dude, PRIMUS SUCKS!

[ouellette666]

@mynameismud420 they can't live in peace there is always a another country fighting them, afghanistan has been fighting/defeding their land for 30 years straight, entire generations who have never seen peace or known peace. and when the US leaves if it ever does, someone else will just move in and start another war for them. those people will never know peace because the people around them won't let it happen.

[aidansiegel]

@JabbarMustafa So you really don't care for us Americans, huh?

[DAustin86]

@JabbarMustafa Hey buddy shut the fuck up you ingorant muslim extremist fuck. The joke was meant to be funny but of course extremists always need to make a big deal about it. Just like when the cartoonist in Denmark depicted Mohammed with a bomb to his turban and in south park. Now you think it's funny to joke about burning and throwing babies off buildings. This just shows that you are barbaric and a crazy person

[polka23dot]

@JabbarMustafa According to Islamic scholar Dr. Tahir-ul-Qadri, the Kharijites were the first group of terrorists in Islamic history and that the current ideology of al-Qaeda and the Taliban are no different to the ancient Kharijites. The Grand Mufti of Saudi Arabia Sheikh Ibn Baaz also declared Osama bin Laden as a Khariji. Osama Bin Laden did not have enough religious training to make fatwas. Classical manuals of Islamic jurisprudence prohibit killing women and children in a jihad.

[mynameismud420]

@JabbarMustafa fuck off you fucking faggot i hope you get raped every night

[Wtfgames]

@JabbarMustafa

Yeah Yeah internet tough guy 

[Josephdaz1]

Time to retire Dave ..

[juanmreynoso]

lol



[ModernDayProphets]

Haaaaaa!!!!!!! Who hates dave segment was hilarious.

[xAZAZELx13]

LOL!

[zachattack0628]

FIRST COMMENT! and view xP

[iTrollhardi]

@zachattack0628 lol, losing.

[Juntahh]

first