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  • say to it im drunk

  • Your laugh is fucking annoying shut the fuck up and let me hear the dam phone

  • jajaj that's funny :D

  • When I asked siri 'Open the podbay doors, Siri'

    It replied: "Oh no, not this again"

  • @Lollocide lol!

  • Now your £400 down and they are just gona release a new phone making this one obsolete.

  • You have most annoying laugh

  • I have the same laptop!

  • U laugh werid

  • wtf is this girl high?

  • FUCKK!! SIRI IS FUCKING AMAZING XD

  • lame

  • Ask it to sing you a song.

  • that was AWESOME!!!!

  • She has no live jk

  • Brilliant!

  • This bitch shouldn't even have an iPhone

  • @YoungNewtonEntertain shut up you fuckin troll

  • @PBInformer Alright...

  • Last one so amazing... ROFL

  • Whats wrong about her laughing? I think she sounds kinda cute :)

  • when I asked mine it said that the meaning of life was chocolate

  • Bitch stop laughing at your phone.

  • I dont know if its just me but the siri bitch seemed too serious about where to hide the body.. Still awesome though

  • Such fake laughs.

  • 1:17 We are all going to die.

  • I asked Siri where I could lose my virginity and it pointed me to the daycare down the road :\.

  • Lol, CellularIntelligence Net is the best place on the web to buy any Apple product for sure bro. They have the cheapest prices on iPhones and iPads and have great customer service! There even cheaper than eBay

  • I like how that girl is laughing

  • LLLLMAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOO ''I love you'' Siri: ''I hope you don't say that to other phones'' me: WTTFFF :O llolololollolololololololololl­ololololl8kgye8r3ty4ihufvjlgir­;/'bfDJVlyhvfsn

  • Are you Skynet? Like seriously? :O

  • it's good and cool :) i want iphone 4s :(

  • Stop laughing u biatch!!! i cant heear what she is saying!!!!

  • @itzmehJes7s you are right :)

  • Lololololololololo

  • why are you laughing all the time?!

  • wow you got like one bar of wifi

  • siri is crazy funny siricrazy . com

  • I think you're the only one that finds this funny

  • I bet Jessica thinks it is a real person who answer her questions. Stupid ********

  • -.- seriously lady?! it isnt that funny!

  • Fucking laugh

  • You are not funny

  • you are fucking anoine

  • If you don’t have an iPhone 4S, but still want to pose spoken questions to your device and let her speak out the answer, give ‘Voice Ask’ a try. The knowledge base behind it is huge (better than Siri) and the voice recognition works better with all accents. Work is going on to add integrated functionality that Siri offers, but for now, it’s a great app that knows details on the strangest of subjects. Get it at voiceask.com

  • maybe if u stop laughing i can hear WTH siri is sayin

  • Tehe, she sounds like an alien. " are you a robot?" lol

  • she sounds blitzed

  • hahahahahahahaha!!!! Siri is just so awesome!!! when ima sad......Siri talk with me xD

  • You know, A woodchuck can't chuck wood. A WOODCHUCK is a BIRD. I am obviously not blonde lol

  • fake laugh

  • Am i the only one who thinks that siri sounds like GLaDOS from portal 2?

  • @marcusschumacher801 lol she is you didnt know that?

    xD

  • @marcusschumacher801 GLaDOS is not from portal 2 and no, thousands, possibly millions, of portal fans have figured that out months ago

  • @TheChickenrun3 Ya she is!

  • Dumbest fake laugh ever yuk

  • You voice sounds like woody woodpecker

  • Ask her if she is kidding and wait for the answer :D

  • me:siri

    Siri:?

    me: Had U Ever Fart

    Siri:will..... mmmmmmm. i Can't Answer

  • i told siri to fuck off and she said she cant

  • Granny faceplants into oven :) /watch?v=kSNAnFAMhIU

  • were you high when you made this?

  • i cant see how this is funny

  • GLADoS in an I-Phone....

  • dumbest blonde ever lol. bet she was trying to find the little man stuck in her phone later on. :P

  • forever alone. sitting in your room laughing with your phone. -.-

  • Shut up, your pissing the darn thing.

  • TIP.....if you want people to hear what siri is saying....dont laugh after she just starts to answer the question.

  • Funny... mh, no.

  • only americans think this is funny

    

  • @rmccaber your right go play footsies and call it football.

  • You copied all of iPhoneArenas lines smh

  • Did you try to say " Destroy yourself " ?

  • Where do u come up with all those questions? Lol

  • Are you a monster from the WC???

  • Your laugh is horrible!

  • STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

  • u have noyhing else better yo do with ur life?

  • you have pretty nails! lol

    

  • Why is she laughing so much?

  • @BentlyGirl5 i guess she is stimulating the male adults :-)

  • Lol

  • If you ask "are you related to HAL 2000" she says i cannot divulge that information :P

  • 3:01 evil laugh 'o.O

  • u sound cute

  • Wow you really laughed when it asked you for African wood? Jungle fever yeah?

  • Hahaha fun

  • You're laugh is annoying.

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  • is she related to GLaDOS?

  • i found out that your name is jessica

  • Lol

  • Ll

  • the first is a monty python reference....

  • same ones OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER

  • sounds like cleberbot

  • You should ask it when the end.of the world is or shit like thatt

  • i love my iphone tooo it cracks mi up!

  • You sound sexy...

  • @tangkag879 your stupid aren't you? The iPhone has to access the Siri server on the network. The "AT&T" iPhone is not smarter than any other iPhone. They just have different coverage rates. Verizon is best, AT&T is next and then sprint.

  • you do know that at&t siri is smarter than verizon and sprint!

  • THE LAST ONE FUCKED UP LOL

  • If you have a iPhone or iPod touch download the app "app trailers" and enter the code freeitunes50 and get 50 dollars worth of iTunes cards hurry before they fix it!

  • annoying laugh 

  • 1:03 Are you a robot?

    No, Siri is a little magical gnome that lives inside all iPhones. Duhh =P

  • You forgot one question: "Get me a kitchen." :P

  • skynet you too!!!! lol

  • I bet Siri is your only friend.

    

  • you sound cute:)

  • u're copying from techno buffalo you blone stupid b***h

  • the meaning of life is to give life meaning

  • wut r the doors r u talkimg about

  • Lol "I love you" - "I hope you don't say that to other mobile phones" HAHAHAHA

  • ask it to marry you, the results are very funny

  • WHY PEOPLE ALWAYS CRITICIZE other ......just enjoy the vedio..

  • I hate your fake laugh... so annoying..

  • i love it~im getting it soon^.^

  • I wonder how excited she gets when she sees a full sink of dishes to wash.

  • shit scary

  • What's the purpose of life: BUY MORE APPLE PRODUCTS YOU SHEEP!

  • stop laughing you cunt so we can here the answer

  • haha people actually liked my comment xD haha

  • kill youself

  • lol

    

  • you are very annoying its aint that funny stupid bitch

  • i bet your justin bieber

  • hahaha

  • you sound hot :)

    O check my channel :) i edit videos enjoy and thankyou

  • i bet your blonde

  • @justinhamberg How much are you willing to bet?

  • @darkesseofmagyk definetly blonde

  • @BobSaget9165 Profiles have pictures for a reason.

  • @darkesseofmagyk if profile pictures defines identity, give me a minute and i am a brazilian transvestite

  • @BobSaget9165 i thought the purpose of the internet was so that you could try to pick her up, not talk shit to her because you dont have to face anyone you talk shit to.

  • @justinhamberg haha i bet she is... :) and her laugh is as fake has her nails. :)

  • I bet you need to find out which "you're" to use before you call people blonde

  • @justinhamberg look at the reflection in the phone doof :P brunette

  • these r already jokes .fail

  • ROfl

    

  • forever alone

  • stupid psycho freak bitch u need to get fuck jaja

  • Me: I love you Siri!

    Siri: All you need is love, and your iphone.

    Me: O.O

  • what is so funny

  • Psycho bitch

  • are you skynet?

    lol now that got me thinking

  • fuck this silly questions

  • thats not even fuckin funny we all know youve already tried all theese just shut up

  • God you have such an annoying laugh and voice... such a stupid video with all your commentary

  • "I need to hide a body.."

    Siri: What kind of place are you looking for?

    LOOL xD

  • @NzVii lmfao

  • @miladsafi12 :')

  • @NzVii Hey. Shut the fuck up. That sexist shit is getting old, find another joke.

  • @fenderguy0982 haha umad bro?

  • @NzVii Hahaha just a bit. I got over it in five minutes after fuming and punching in a wall. nbd

  • @fenderguy0982 luls, only said it about siri *womens voice* xD

    but yaknow xD