Paul McCartney Tells An Interesting Joke

[aditzulu]

SIR MACCA IS THE LORD OF THE MUSIC. FOREVER. YESSAH.

[flakbac]

he aint funny but he is SUPERDUPER RICH

[dwryt12]

@flakbac FUCK YOU BITCH!

[DONDIVA1969]

made me laugh

[usagoodbyeisayhello]

I always knew Paul McCartney was Irish!

[crimsonkng1]

Now THAT was funny!

[dtbllover14]

Win.

[RevolverAnthology]

STICK TO SINGING PAUL

[jazznut50]

Geezus. What a bunch of retards. The real Paul McCartney was not a NURD, like this "Faul". This guy no way in Hell is the real Paul McCartney, but hie has certainly folled most of the dummies out there.

Notice the plastic surgery "falling" any? Good God!

[borgtrek7]

@jazznut50 :/ hes old and please dont be so gullible no this is most certainly paul and hes most certainly alive

[tricksypixie153]

@jazznut50 You my friend, are fucking awesome! i have been studying this conspiracy for 13 years now, and i am trying to become a lawyer right now to bring paul to court and get up enough evidence that he is dead

[Tattoomom1725]

@tricksypixie153 thats cool but it'd be funny if he was the real paul but i dont know if hes dead or alive but he makes some good music

[belglezer]

LOL.

[pendragonU]

Why Paulie is trying to do deadpan comedy, he was always more funny into...yeah-yeah!

[GeorgeHarrisonLuver1]

i dont get it D:

[stone1free1]

@GeorgeHarrisonLuver1 ...but you (I, the barman) fuck ONE goat (and get called a goatfucker). (hes pissed he doesnt get called by all the things he does well, but he fucks just ONE goat and they call him goatfucker)

[alinefrs]

@GeorgeHarrisonLuver1  Me neither. lol

[zerocool2160]

this guy is just dying to be himself again

[LaurenNate]

I don't get it..

[RuuubyIsabellaa]

@LaurenNate but you f**k one goat... so what do they call him?

[xtremerockomaniac]

the real paul was funny =c ahahahaha just kiddin know your alive Mccharmly ;)

[utbbabe]

so this is how Paulie spends his extra time? He should come and see my husband perform in key west at Ricks Bar .....YO Adrian is English and funny and a big Beatles and Paulie fan. Mind you all of these red shirt little snips are............

what they are. But it is still Paul and we think he is great! September 23-24 -25 2011.....come and see him Paul , you wont be sorry.....you will laugh and laugh

[thebeatlescrazee]

I kept on watching this to see that awkward moment at the end after he said "but you fuck one goat..."

[awriterandagamer]

This is fantastic. XD

[AaronDrew88]

Racist...the real Paul wouldn't have said that.

[ranbrent]

@AaronDrew88 How is this racist?

[AaronDrew88]

@ranbrent Sorry I meant Bassist...Always mix the two up

[MasterYumyums]

@AaronDrew88 I cannot express the massive amounts of fail through this puny textbox.

[xpaige87]

lmaoo

[JOHNANDPAULFAN235]

Oh my god Paul rlly lol

[marinascopm]

1 person is a goat fucker lol

[JulieLovesTheBeatles]

@TheBeautyBailey Aaah. Okaaay, thanks. :D I just didn't understand it that well.

[JulieLovesTheBeatles]

I don't get it. :DD

[craigeboy70]

brill!

[jon888ish]

I love how he stopped talking at the end like he couldn't say the f word again.

[LOVEHATEREPEAT]

XDD gosh it took me time to get it, since my mother language isn't english

[ThatDrummrGuy]

That just made my day! I am literally crying! XD

[belslopez]

Silly joke!

[piplupisapenguin]

wowwwww some of you peeps are slow as fuck

[JaneFokster]

Yes, Paul, YES!

God, you gotta love him! :D

[evie666]

........................No, Paul, no.

[evie666]

........................No, Paul, no.

[Scania4life]

i didn't get it but like ok

[grizzlybrah]

aaahahahahah

[CuteMcBeauty]

hahaha they call you a goatf***er!!! <X..D

[Elyonia679]

Never mind. I get it now!

[Elyonia679]

I'm sorry, but I didn't entirely get it. I got some of it, but not all of it. Does someone have the common courtesy to explain it to me? Thx

[Thirdalproductions]

@Elyonia679 The bartender says that he built the fence, but no one calls him Jones the fence maker. He built the bar itself, but no one calls him Jones the bar maker. He served the bear very well, but no one calls him Jones the Guiness puller. But then he says, "but you fuck one goat..." meaning everyone calls him Jones the goatfucker. XD

[koolwiththehey4]

hahahah this is the best joke ever. Really long, but stil....hahah enver saw that ending coming X)

[MisterOldSchool1]

this aint Paul

[AmeriKinfolk]

@MisterOldSchool1 YAY! SOMEONE WHO KNOWS!!! XD!!!!!!!

[Patdmcrfob95]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Keithyspielberg]

Dooooooooooooo! Jeez, thank fuck he can do music!x

[lolcattify]

LMAO, what the fudge

[THEwhiteRHIN0]

some one please explain this to me. i feel like an idiot.

[jaytothemtothec]

@THEwhiteRHIN0

The barman bonned the goat

[tootle406]

Ahhhhhhahaha

[butmeemec]

some one please explain

[chumicalica]

hahahahaha thats a good one

[lewars1912]

Ha Ha!

[x3m0xxl0v3x]

the only thing that makes me laugh is when he says fuck o.o that all xD

[kkammykk]

Want Paul as my Grandpa!

So much love.

[juniorsimba]

@kkammykk Want Paul as my husband!!! LOL

[foxsux6000]

YESSSS!!!!

[11xxLilyxx11]

yeah :) but if you f 1 goat...

[frazypeeps]

oh. i only got it when i read @clubpenguinfreak546 comment. i watched this, like, three times.

[shoofly14th]

haha! love you paulie!!

[clubpenguinfreak546]

Omg it took me a while to understand! no one sees the bartender as a good person who does good things but they only know him for "fucking a goat" xD

[MIKETHEVAMPIRE2012]

@clubpenguinfreak546  thank u now i understand

[fweeness]

XD That's funny!

[scarbreath]

I love Paul McCartney!!!!He's is such a fantastic guy...<3

[garydunncolumbusga]

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Good one Paul!

[smallpicture]

funny

[Shyntaxx]

i understood "God" instead of "Goat" first ... XD

[wendel88]

HAHAHHAHA

[MrsPaulMcCartney96]

Three words: I LOVE HIM. <3 :'((((

[1q6z]

heheheheheh and nicely told too!

[crieff405]

a classic old joke!

[mission2marsden]

AHAHAHA I got it! The second time I saw this I got it!!! SO FUNNY!!!

[x3m0xxl0v3x]

if someone understand his talking please tell me because i dont get it o.o XD

[mission2marsden]

The bartender was talking about how he's done all these great things and no one has known him for it, but he did one little thing (that Paul says at the end) and now everyone knows him for that one little thing. XD

[jnco300]

LOLOLOLOLOL

Ohhh John haha

[Korwia]

@jnco300 did you really just call paul john

[crazygirl8343]

I still dont get it...im so stupid.

>.>

[crazygirl8343]

ohhh I get it now.

Kind of

[KaJoMaSh]

lol Good one Paul

[Skadoosh417]

Paul can do every accent

[imatwatinlove]

hahahahahahahahahaaaaa

[guitaluva18]

oooooooooooookay? i didnt understand any of it

[Beatlemaniac0305]

It only tells you that when you do many good things, people don't really recongnize you for them but If you do '' one '' thing wrong, they'll remember it and label you forever.

[redheadedgolem]

He should have told this joke on Ed Sullivan in 1964.

[PicciProductions]

lol imagine that haha

[HuckleberrySlim]

that was good, it took me a sec. I like how he shrugs after like "What?", lol

[capodastaro]

lmao, that was good

[michaeld5]

I don't get it.

[HuckleberrySlim]

they call him jones the goatfucker, it doesnt matter if he built that town a bar a fence or a church, (punchline) "he fucked ONE goat". Thats all it takes, hes stuck with that. lol

[Guitarist235]

love you paul! thank you for the greatest show ever!

tel aviv 25\9\08

[fawsta]

hahahahah GOATFU*CKER!!!

[xXxcandyzzzxXx]

haha

[Verdiez]

Splendid Joke indeed!

I laughed my goats off... I mean, one goat, and...

Thanks for an unbelievable terrific show in Tel Aviv!!!

PAUL IS THE BEST

[bondurango]

ROFLMAO!

[jessephelps12]

haha. oh i feel your pain paul, i feel it.

as did the goat. lol

[melinOH]

I love it just to hear Paul say "fuck" lol!

[beatlequeen06]

I didn't get this at first, but I watched it again and was like, "Oh, DUH!!" Blonde moment!! Paulie's so naughty, but so cute!!

[tommyjc]

Quality

[Rubintubin]

ok, ill explain it

he makes fences, bars and pulls pints, they dont call him fence maker, etc

But he fucks one goat, they call him jones the goat fucker

he didnt say that part, he left it to you

[singitjohnny]

Oh, it made me giggle. ;D

[Samprasisthebest]

Someone explain this to me, I am a Paul fan but didn't get this at all. It was funny to hear him say "but yuh fuck one goat". Other than that, I'm drawing a blank. Help me if you can, I'm feeling down.

[kunoichi24]

oh i got it

[iamjohn89]

wow the first time i heard him swear lol

[swimmerchic07LYD]

@iamjohn89 have you ever listened to hey jude? he swears. around 3;56 (or 2;56 but i think its 3) its hidden.. it goes 'oh! .. fucking hell'

[jamesmclaren1985]

if you dont get this joke u may as well give up

[beatlepeace9]

THAT WAS DEFININTLY ORIGINAL!

[magpieeye]

Good joke! I would love to hear more jokes from Paul.

[yLeNiAaA]

AHAHAHAHAHA ok that was funny xD!

i never hear it before

[beatlesfan4evr]

huh? lol.

[LaSirenaDelMar]

Nice, lol. Paul does a good Irish accent.

[JPbeatlesGR]

well that is just hilarious. His Irish accent does it for me.

[KnowYourWeirdDivide]

Try Liverpudlian. He's from England.

[JPbeatlesGR]

I KNOW! I mean his fake one when he's telling the joke!

[KnowYourWeirdDivide]

Wow I'm dumb

[JPbeatlesGR]

ha ha, easy mistake to make :)

[OfikStudios]

I Have Alredy Herd this Joke.

[SERVICECRAFT789]

Do they call me William the free loader? NOOOOOOO!

I cant believe he said "Fuck"

oh and the joke was cool

[danthemankhan]

You should listen to his song "Big Boys Bickering", then.

[Beatles39]

im gonna be honest. I dont get this joke

[Tdani81]

I don't get it either. What does "following a fence" got to with f***ing a goat?

[BeatleSongPlayer]

listen to the punch line "but you fuck one goat". People don't call him Jones the fence builder, or Jones the bar maker, they call him Jones the goat fucker. get it?

[Midnightwolf55]

The guy (Jones) made a fence. But they don't call him Jones the fence maker. He also made the bar. But they don't call him Jones the bar maker. But you **** one goat... and that's what they call him. Jones the goat ****er.

[livardo]

There's so many variations of this joke, it's great.

[cryspop]

LOL LOL , Oh thats rather thrilling hearing Paul utter the word "Fuck" or as the Irish would pronounce "Fook" LOL

[BeatleSongPlayer]

Hey cryspop, do they call me Jimmy the guitar player noooo!!!!!

[cryspop]

LOL LOL oh yeah baby !!!!

[Beatleologist]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Crisstti]

... I didn't understand a word (almost)...

[celinecarroll]

Brilliant!! He's the only Englishman that I would allow tell a joke about us Irish!!

Regards,

Celine.

[flp21]

Well, he is of Irish heritage.

[bickie22]

St. Paul using dirty words...tsk,tsk..HAHA- good joke, though