I Am Not A Serial Killer (Not Stanley #1)

[magicwithlyricz]

Anyone else here voices while watching this? Try listening to it kinda loud with head phones.

[Sm0k4bl3]

i had a near death experience from laughing so hard when he walked xD

[DjCinamation]

hey boss, what gives?

[JoniTheFlipnoteMaker]

Not Stanley is Jerry Jackson 35 years later.

[checkunderyourbed]

He says motherfucker better than Dolemite.

[TheOriginalThought1]

I wanna get the guy's thumbs below me up to 233. Who's with me? 8D

[AManNamedCM2]

210? 215? I lost count. I don't like countin'.

[TheSlimskin]

do you ant some citrus fruit cos i got a fuck load of it!?

[AgonizedCandle]

Dexter should be more like Stanley!

[fakingspace2]

what the fuck did i just watch

[crustasaurus]

Oh my god, the way he walks.

[inthahousebro]

the main character kind of looks like a celebrity.. who is the picture of?

[HellomynameisN]

YOU MOTHER FUCKER! lmfao.... I also love the way he walks

[Thatoneguywillwade]

this is..... amazing !

[stargirlsg11]

Why is it when I watch these videos, Jenna Marbles comes out as a related video?

[PlanetoftheRape]

I don't understand a thing about these vids, but god they are fuckin hilarious.

[lonewolf348]

68 people dont know nuthin

[zorbaknecromancer]

killed several guys with no series:D

[Karnakwarlock]

Videos like this show me that there is no god, if there is.... He probably like this guy

[The4clowncorp]

i don't know nothin

[thischannelowns]

these are so fucking epic lol

[funkgerat]

Not Stanley totally looks like Linus Torvalds

[robslavens]

YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

[YesIm10]

AND BY GOD BY 54 HE KNEW SOMETHING

[TranceMuzikForLife]

Keep hitting 6

[dtrrules]

$2.05 for gas, damn.

[iShawtrcwbky]

I'M NOT A FOKEN CEREAL KILLAR.

[k99goran]

"Have you ever killed anyone?"

[unorthodoxJ]

You guys should meet Not Stanley, he's not real nice

[Kooshmeister3]

I would've answered, "I know how to count to 54."

[bigbearconnor]

Not wanting citrus fruit leads to accusing someone of being a serial killer..

[MiiottTheCat]

"I was born 25 minutes ago."

Classic.

[RJayMusicTV]

ONE GUY THAT I KILLED CAME TO MY HOUSE THE NEXT DAY HE SAYS "WHAT THE FUCK?"

[Masterpivot292]

This guy fucking kills me.

[whitee1992]

press 6 for 'YOU MOTHER FUCKER!'

[TheFryingpanofdoom]

YOW WANT SOME CITURS FRUIT IY GOT A FUCHKLOAD OHF IT#$!

[toolpot462]

Remarkable! The address has 54 in it!

[reagansmash9000]

@billovids no need for your life story before ur comment ffs

[metalheadfletch]

anyone from Hull recognise British Extracting building at 1.49?

[MCCastle7]

Gosh, I wish all serial killers were like Not Stanley.

[gargoylejockey]

after i counteded to fifty four i said"You Mother Fucker! You better Fucking learn something Dick Sucker!" Best words ever

[AgedHarmonics]

@azurebobafett XD filmcow reference XD

[MorteMcAdaver]

From now on, this is how I will hear all caps lock text.

[MindDemon666]

HEY BOSS

WHAT GIVES

[amonamarthfan421]

im so high...



[azurebobafett]

He should meet Stanley. He's real nice.

[NeuKatalYst]

@azurebobafett why do you even come here, papaya? nobody likes you. ( ;) )

[TheToenninga]

I just noticed that I watch this at least twice a day.

[hellzBrother]

My god i love this animation!!!!

[JuggaloTrrip]

lol, What did you do with the bodies?

-I released them into the wild

[sebway23]

ALL THE WAY TO 54, ALL THE NUMBERS WERE THERE, 1234....ALL THE WAY TO 54!!!

[apon91]

This reminds me of L.A Noire

[SASherriff]

pressing 6 forever lol!

[TheMEGATRENT]

"You motherfucker!"

[bigkong58]

HEY BOSS! WHAT GIVES!?

[XycronClawX]

what the hell is this?

[omgitzpriscilla]

And by 54 i said "YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!"

Love that part xD

[mrjjdim]

am i hearing shit or is there a bunch of women talking in the background?

[MUJUNKY]

@mrjjdim i believe you may be hearing other people in your home or maybe a TV/radio, maybe an advertisement on a pop up page?

[RedHazelRose]

By 54 seconds you better have god damn gotten 1,000,000 more views.

[drugsparadise]

HE SAID:

"GOOD"

[juddylovespizza]

This really reminds me of the phone jacker character Terry Tibs I think haha

[EliteLoneWolf7]

Hey boss , what gives !

[Tallest9]

Stanley appears to be fed up with an incompitant, baeraucratic government who's representitives don't know nothing and were born only about 35 minutes ago.

Aren't we all?

[bilkovids]

I am 48 and have met hard men and wannabe hard men. i have listened to rock music and rap music. I have watched countless films including most by Scorsese and Tarantino but i have NEVER heard anyone say "You Mother Fucker" better than that before :)

[RonnyWho]

@bilkovids ...You aren't 48. 

[felipedecoy]

@bilkovids Yes, best 'motherfucker" I heard my entire life.

[M4hB]

@bilkovids Even beats Samuel L. Jackson

[YeahNigguhhh]

@bilkovids chill out ross kemp

[ThePopeOfTrash]

"I started counting, and by god, by 54 he knew something!"

for some reason that line reminds me of Goodfellas

[Jayson523]

@ThePopeOfTrash weird was just about to say the same thing, lol

[Kipohippo21]

LOL, this was hilarious. But, when are you gonna make a new salad fingers man? I know you are probably tired of being asked. 

[DavyDeckwalker]

@Kipohippo21 How do you know hes not already working on it? He does have to make them, they dont randomly appear on his computer, and he does have a life. Go watch Lazer Collection 4, thats the product of rushing a video.

[Kipohippo21]

@DavyDeckwalker But has he said he was or wasnt working on it?

[DavyDeckwalker]

@Kipohippo21 No, but thats no reason to assume one or the other. He knows people like Salad Fingers, and if he wants to he will make a new one. If he doesnt want to make a new one, too bad for us, and we assume SF coughed his heart out and died.

[qwertyqeys]

My mom brought some citrus fruits home today. I have never been more excited about citrus fruits.

[CARMuse1]

this is a juat A big WHAT in A bucket of fucks

[Princescyther]

This guy just cant cut a break can he lol. Everywhere he goes he gets asked if he has killed. Poor guy.

[Roolek]

Is that David Stern?

[ShadicoTheHedgehog]

What

[ducegoose13]

I like the way he said he counted to 54 and there was 54 seconds left for the video to end

[K12machinima]

In my day we didn't get nothing from whining either.

[27mamajama]

I find it ironic how he said he didn't like counting but he apparently likes to count to 54

[nickguitarfreak17]

You probably created 150 classic quotes with this series lol

[omrix2]

54 is the new 60

[aleksejunas]

Don't watch this cartoon when extremely high. We did, and when stanley came to the systems office, we started hearing loud backscene noises. We all freaked out seriously. Do try it :D

[evilfungas]

this is amazing

[TheSquadalahMan]

These are hil-fucking-arious. your a genius, pure and true

[ThePopeOfTrash]

so one guy that I killed came up to my house the next day.

hes says: "WHAT THE FUCK?!"

[tH3sUbL1m1nALn33d]

It's nice to be born into a job, that way you don´t have to study anything xD

[ROBLOXingHabbo]

Why are they all whinin'! Every fuckers whinin' out here! What's going on with this sytem!?

[jasaguayo]

Where did you get a guy with a Brooklyn accent? Aren't you from the UK?

[foreskinforest]

@jasaguayo He is putting the accent on yer silly git.

[DerpyDackles42]

He counted to 54 TWO TIMES! Thought he said he didn't like counting. ...fuckin hypocri-O MY GOD!!! D: *gets shot by Not Stanely*

[MrDrSquidly]

"I ain't no serial killer! I killed a bunch of people, but they were ______; there was no series." What's he saying right here? I can't for the life of me figure it out...

(I'm going to start walking like Not Stanley.)

[proggah]

@MrDrSquidly he said "they were one-off's" meaning they were isolated incidents

[MegamanX44]

@MrDrSquidly I think it says one-offs, meaning right there and then yeah

[RussianCommie666]

one guy that i killed came up to my house the next day he says what THE FUCK

[GiratinaofFury]

They obviously know nothing, because they're using double negatives.

[V000mit]

AND ALL NUMBERS WERE THERE.

[SarcofagoBlackThrash]

David,love your works.Hope you will put up a B&W cartoon [ I love those two ] and the fresh Salad Fingers was AMAZING.Great job m8.

[xXxNoXGirlyXGirlxXx]

I have watched this so many times, haha!

[pyromania588]

"Do you this citrus fruit, because I got a fuck load of it!" Haha best part.

[peopleshit144]

This is just EPIC! AWEEESOME DUDE!

Greetings from México.

[xxxABYSSALxxx]

so heres a plothole. @ 0:25 he says he doesent like counting, but later in the video he counts to 54. twice!!!

[BruceLayR8]

when was the last time gas prices were that low

[NinjaCatsUnite]

Not Stanley is my new favorite thing.

[nigalosaty]

NOT THIS AGAIN NOT THIS AGAIN

[AenimaJoe]

YOU MOTHER FOCKER

[lloydcritch18]

Oxymoron's :) A term that contradicts the last statement he said.

[UrbanSkaternotreally]

i lol every time he says "You motherf*cker! You better've motherf*ckin' learned something!" and of course throught the whole vid

[thefifthelli]

I think this video is full of Oxymorons :)

[thefifthelli]

This video doesnt make sense but I love it

[avaplus182racer]

i said 12346789-ALL THE WAY TO 54

[HffLATHEAD59]

RANDOM!!

[freelancerxo02]

Oddly compelling

[xNerdyBabezx]

Can you send me a link to your other channel? :)

[ROBLOXingHabbo]

You motherfucker! You better have motherfuckin' learned something dicksucker!

[Disgustingandnasty]

I must admit that I prefer the first over the second one, although the second one has it's merits.

[ChandlerN]

While you'll get more views, it seems a shame that they now come spring-loaded with a commercial. :(

[dysonlaz]

this is how most Americans sound to me...

[FreeloaderLOL]

Are these new? Also the descriptions of these put a whole new meaning on the videos...

[La1Chop]

@FreeloaderLOL : the reason of it its cause it apperared Not Sanley #2 some days ago,so with that,obviously people are watching the first part first :)

[conradlee65]

what do you use to animate just FLASH?

[raspberryicedtea]

David, you're so great.

[SoniClub]

This is oddly enjoyable. For some reason the way he walks is really...interesting?

[BadAcidVacation]

I love how he walks

[nickhansbauer]

haha, i can honestly watch this every waking minute!!!

[christophermcne]

Are there more of these? where?

[hezabimu]

YOU MUTHERFOCKER. YOU BETTER HAVE MOTHERFOCKIN' LEARNED SOMETHING DICKSUCKER.

[hezabimu]

JEW WANT THE CITRUZ FROOT BACUZ I GOTA FUCK LODOF IT.

[enginowich]

i like the way they are walking

[danyGTFO]

"So one guy that I killed came up to my house the next day, he says: WHAT THE FUCK?"

Weird as shit, but I love this... "YOU MOTHERFUCKER"

[DubstepSwag]

MORE OF THIS PLEASE. :D

[seunketchup88]

Too many quotables. Very funny.

[ByakugunDorkyFilms]

Respond to this video... has Doki/David (whatev) ever killed someone?

[AapPlas]

@ByakugunDorkyFilms Yeah, he killed his own parents and his best friend. Also a couple of cats. He makes these cartoons from jail.

[SMATTproductions10]

123456789 all the way to 54! And by the time I got to 54 I said

YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

[haeschensk8er]

it sounds like the italian man who went to malta.... of course theres a different meaning and story and everything

[Smokeish]

i dont get it :S

[independentoriio]

I love it. It's genious!

[Morrinn3]

Well obviously, what we have here is a man of principles. He wont stand by all this rumpus down in city hall. Mark my words, we'd best start catering to innovators such as he or else our neighborhoods will be overrun by pikeys and hooligans and lord knows what else!

You'd best do as I do. Sleep with your Webster's thesaurus under one arm and a Remington in the other.

[oopals]

Lofl I loved this! XD By the count of 54 you better know something, "Hey did you kill anyone" "Shut the fuck up motherfucker!" XDD LOL

[smurfingwiththealien]

I don't know F@#king nothing! LOL love this stuff.

[ApsuLovesMJ]

LMFAAOOOO. I dont know why this is so funny.

Just brilliant.

[Crazy666Wolf]

there are some other voices in the background......

[RetardedChickenVids]

......What is this about?...I DUNNO NUTHIN!

[juggalojack13]

Beautiful, well done.

[NurseDakotaLmfao]

HAHAHAHAHAH WTFF the granny in the wheelchair looks like my Nan lmfao BEASTTTTT

[seunketchup88]

Next time I'm encountered by a bible bashing rabble rouser, I'll count to 54.

[darkkristian22]

MOTHER FUCKER! u better have learned something!

thats gonna be my slogan when i become a elementary school teacher

[Whamesl0l]

@darkkristian22 lmao!

[felipedecoy]

@darkkristian22 I never heard a funnier "motherfucker" in my entire life.

[foreskinforest]

@darkkristian22 LMAO!

[CommanderCooper]

Why was this not in my subscription box a month ago?

[BoneClutch]

I love how in the beginning he talks about hating counting, then proceeds to counting to 54.

[RASHIDRAWR]

49 people are serial killers

[LightWillIgniteUsAll]

This sort of thing looks like fun. Seems like it would be very releasing in a way too, to just take simple impulse and run with it.

I could be wrong.

[ECASirk]

I love this. This is absolutely perfect. Well done!

[Disgustingandnasty]

I watch this every day; it gives me the drive to wake up, go outside and shoot people in the face.

[WHSVideos]

was serial killer question so random

[no1hatess]

LOL u betta know somethin! Funny shit xD

[OrlyTheDude]

This is hilarious! it deserves atleast 1M+ views :D

[orwellianson]

Nice set of Gilliam influences David.... great work.

[MattGraeme]

well hot dawg, this sure was swell mr. Firth, but while i was watching this video i missed my train to old honeydale, where grand-mama is expecting me for a night of candle re-waxing, and changing the dead light bulbs around the neighbor's house.

[ninjerch]

I want devvo back.

[steenkypeet]

I appreciate your work, it's the best kind of comedy to me. From Salad Fingers to Jerry Jackson (the one that gets the most lulz out of me) to this. All great work. Thanks for it all.