KEL'S UP TO NO GOOD!!! (FUNNY)

[jackdagreb]

Whata Rebel

[bearclaw336]

it looks like it time to toss that one and lite your pipe.....good luck....BC

[Giftiga]

It's frosted, thats why it's hard to light.

[MacNutz2]

damn this is funny. I could have sworn I saw this before. A reup with new side bars??

Regarding the asian dominatrix, I have a friend who believes that would be a 'punishment' only if she didn't really mean it. No, I'm not the friend, I'm a hetro top, damn it.:)

That looked SO good. Yum, I must try that some time. Preferably postmortem.

[TheGentlemanScholar]

Wow, Kel...Suicide stogie!

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

@TheGentlemanScholar  Ya know, .. in the end it wasn't that bad. LOL

[TheGentlemanScholar]

@SmokeRingsPipeDreams So in the end, all of that hacking and coughing was pure pleasure. You know, you may have stumbled ONTO a new kind of cigar marketing. ;)

[smokingpipeliner]

OH NO Don't do it!! That was what I was thinking. You ruined your smoking pallet for the day dude. lol

[supravista]

Pure class

[zenjirou]

wow, that took a lot of courage lol

...That's our Uncle Kel :)

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

@zenjirou It took a lot of courage, OR A TINY LITTLE BRAIN! LOL

[AerieForgeandPipe]

Well seasoned cigar...you are crazy.

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

@AerieForgeandPipe You have no idea, the rest of it is still sitting out there, I'm considering firing it up again. LOL

[NW7US]

You are funny. I'm loving it. Happy New Year 2012! Cheers from Montana, Tomas/NW7US

[paracite]

Lol it's good... -Cough dies-

[SmokingFists]

You my friend, are still the definition of hilarity! Thoroughly enjoyed the video!

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

@SmokingFists Thank you Sir! It was a bit of a crazy thing to do. LOL

[battlefieldtalk]

4:55 HAHA I did that with my friend!

[SuperTerrarian]

im 16 today having my very first cigar which is a cuban monte cristo and i must say it is delicious :) thanks to you tht i even decided to get a cigar for ma 16th

[cigarcravings]

Also, the little comments in the video were awesome. LOL!

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

@cigarcravings Thank you Sir!

[cigarcravings]

Haha! I can't believe you smoked that. Hilarious.

[HolySmokeNPipePadre]

"freeze dried Cigars!" awesome!

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

@HolySmokeNPipePadre  I may throw away my humidors!

[hjrosasq]

Ha ha ha ha... why I have the feeling of not trying more cigars?? ha ha ha Cheers, Harvey

[jackstepoon]

sorry didnt finish the comment. i thought you should try it and give me your thoughts

[jackstepoon]

i found a tobacco called arsistocrat

[rattfinkster]

I laughed so hard my cheeks hurt and I may have peed a little.

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

@rattfinkster Comment like yours make it worth huffing that nasty thing. LOL

Thank you,

Kdl

[gabberpietje01]

I enjoy your video very much!

Love from holland

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

@gabberpietje01 Thank you so much!

[Typh00N98]

A desperado if I ever saw one.

[AgPipe15]

Love your facial expression at the beginning of this vid, You can tell your up to mischief!

[Mike435100]

I enjoy these videos alot.

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

@Mike435100  Thanks Mike, it was a lot of fun making them.

[PipeinItUp]

lol

[Kibbehsmecktsogut]

"How not to light a cigar, by Kel"

bahaha I love it. Maybe you could make an entire video about how not to light a cigar; it would be kinda fun, no?

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

@Kibbehsmecktsogut That's a good idea, I'll wright that down on my list. Thanks!

[liamstarwatcher]

The taste of ass and regret sounds like a crazy Saturday night to me.

[greaser80]

CLASSIC VIDEO!!! I ROLLED IN LAUGHTER!

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

@greaser80 Thanks Man, that's really what keeps me going. If I can make someone smile it makes my day too!

Cheers,

Kel

[greaser80]

lol. that reminds me of a funny funny story. i cant believe you tried that.

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

@greaser80 I think there's something wrong with me. LOL

[petersline]

kel, you are a brave man. :P

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

@petersline Or just a really foolish one ..

[dieseldragontamer]

Nothing like the taste of ass and regret early in the morning!

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

@dieseldragontamer I love the taste of ass in the morning, it tastes like, ..... VIDEO! lol

[CooperHaydenn]

lololololol. you should post more like this:P

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

@CooperHaydenn I think it'd kill me. LOL

[Capitanvolume]

*or

[Capitanvolume]

Very funny, I had a massive 40$ Cuban cigar and i smoked it over a period of over 5 days, it was still good near the end. I love how in Canada, cubans are legal. If you are ever in Canada of south america, you should pick some up.

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

@Capitanvolume I've been lucky enough get a few cubans in the past when I was out of country. :)

[win2troll]

kell me and a couple of friends just smoked our first cuban minature cigars! Really nice taste love em! i was also wondering, are wolf brothers cigars back in business? wud love to try them. Yours sincerely Sean.

p.s. funny vid lol (kels up to no good)

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

@win2troll I keep hearing they were bought by someone and were going to be. Last year Jrcigars had some for sale and then they didn't. I don't know what's going on.

[raindog951]

I'm sorry to say I was laughing out loud through most of the video, and felt guilty because I was laughing at your coughing fits as well as your witty comments! A very good advert for picking up half smoked cigars :-)

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

@raindog951 Watching me cough made me laugh as well. :)

[Wawalsh1234]

Still laughing after 10 minutes. You sure took one for the team. Should be titled "don't try this at home".

[SparkysPipes]

I was rolling on the floor, DUDE, ITS BAD, just put it down and walk away, away to the pipe that is, lol.

Very Funny video. Great job Kel.

I almost loss blader control when you hacked a lung, took a puff, hacked and lung and kept doing it. Ok, got to go and watch this agian.

lol,lol

scott

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

@SparkysPipes  I'm not to bright, just determined. LOL

[1fatbastard]

LOL...

[dunhillmanuk]

very funny video kel

keep em smoking

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

@dunhillmanuk Thank you Sir!

[Charredbriar]

We have a lot of guys around our town that do that....go around to different restaurants and root through the outside ashtrays and cob all the half smoked cigarettes and cigars. Hell, they have a milk run! Show up at the same restaurant, at the same time, every day! Shows just how addicting cigarettes are...

Ken =)

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

@Charredbriar Wow, that's creepy. I hate cigs. 

[Soren188]

Ah, the relaxing enjoyment of a cigar... The gentle 5-minute light, the quiet hacking up of a lung... lol. That was quite entertaining sir!

-Leon

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

@Soren188 ROTFLMAO, .... great comment!

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

@BCRichardsonChannel Glad I could help give you a laugh!

[yurysokolov]

etremely funny annotations Kel..keep it goin

[UnboundObjectivity]

Based on the title alone I knew I was in for some good laughs. :). Reminded me of a video idea id forgotten about too. Hope next week is less crazy for you.

[gi169]

Dude, you are (hilarious) the best... thanks...

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

@gi169 Thanks Man, I appreciate it!

[pipeandabook]

Hey here's a good one. When I first started smoking a pipe I was having a bowl of stanwell melange if I remember correctly. Now I was about 2/3 down the bowl when I think to myself "I dont want this to end". So I decide to open the tin and pack more tobacco over the ash and light it again. THIS WAS A MISTAKE. Do not make this ever so stupid mistake. Probably the worst thing I have ever tasted.

-Anthony

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

@pipeandabook That's interesting though, I've never tried that. (Hmmmmmm I smell another zany Kel video coming on) LOL

[pipeandabook]

@SmokeRingsPipeDreams Heed my warning Kel. Haha. It tastes like the devil himself crawled into my pipe. It was so bad.

[astroman2112]

Haha, another great vid Kel! Just glad your lips didn't get stuck to the cigar! Good thing its not metal. Hey don't knock the asian hooker and stilettos thing! I can't say I'd rank it with a bad cigar at all! But definitely the lesser of two weevil's Hahhaa.

Cheers,

James

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

@astroman2112 Imagine what a great video that would have made! (Kel get stuck to his cigar) And I think I'm going to have to visit you one of these days, it sounds like one hell of a party! :)

[OneManSmoke]

Man....Kel what were you doing lol must of been boredom eh? I know smoking a cigar after it's been out for awhile is down right awful but a week old frozen stogie has got to be something close to horrific. keep em smokin Kel...dead or alive.

Salam

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

@OneManSmoke Ya know in the end it was actually pretty good. LOL After I ended this video I stood out there and smoked for another half hour or more. In fact the half of what is left is still out there now. And I think I'm going to go out and light it up again on camera! (just for shits and giggles 'cause that's how crazy I am)

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

@OneManSmoke To answer your central question, what actually happened is, I had smoked a bowl in my pipe which was that Club Blend which was kind of mild and tasteless and I saw that big ol cigar sitting there and thought: "hmmmm that looks kind of tasty" (really) LOL

[manga12]

Why because we love the lunecy, and to teach why you should not smoke a cigar more then a few hours old, they go stale after all.

[Daftlilly1]

Man getting that thing goin just didnt seem worth it, I hope it pays off in the end. I regret to inform you but that cigar was in someones ass..Breath Kel!!! Breath!!

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

@Daftlilly1 That explains the taste. LOL

[Skruffness]

I laughed my ass off at this video... such a great video.

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

@Skruffness Thanks Man, that's what it's all about!

[dagnerperformance]

This was to funny. I felt like i needed to be there for lite support.

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

@dagnerperformance It makes it all worth while when I know people enjoy the lunacy. I made a point of annotating the crap out of this one because of your request!

[dagnerperformance]

@SmokeRingsPipeDreams hahaha, I love it. Fantastic job my friend!!!

[StogieFarts]

Man, that cigar lighting was a WORKOUT. I almost broke a sweat just watching you. I once thought about lighting a cigar that was left outside for over a week. Then I thought better of it and just licked the sidewalk.

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

@StogieFarts LOL "licked the sidewalk" 

[adadkins1993]

Have to say, this video made my day! Really interesting analogies about the taste.

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

@adadkins1993  Thank you!

[MRhobothomas]

HOBOS!!!!

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

@MRhobothomas (DEAD HOBOS) lol

[53xE]

Please get roaring drunk on camera!

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

@53xE  Actually I did make a video like that, but I "shitcanned" it. LOL

[Knightdor]

Hate to tell you Kel I think the cigar won that round...and I see we have the same taste in women lol...love teh weeval joke btw heheeh

Cheers

Bob

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

@Knightdor God I hope you don't have the same taste in women I do. I wouldn't wish that on anyone. LOL

[physman29]

OMG ive not laughed like that in ages, kel u really need to keep up the shenanigans!!!!!!!!!!!

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

@physman29 Mrs Johnsons son doesn't think so. .... LOL

[Jorgie0101]

Haha do many hobos smoke cigars?

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

@Jorgie0101 Back in my day they did. LOL

[onionknight777]

I rather think I'd enjoy a cigar that burned like fire in my nose. :3 I imagine it'd go nice with a nip of Jack. ;D

A week old and frozen though... "Why?" a good question indeed. Couldn't find another cigar perhaps?

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

@onionknight777  That's what I asked my self: "why Kel WHY!!!???"

[jerryspipe]

Your a braver man than i! LOL! Trying to smoke a week old have burned gar!

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

@jerryspipe I'll grant you, it was an odd thing to do, but I'm a food adventurer as well. Many's the time I've eaten expired food to see if I can resist throwing up!

[TheEnglishmanSmokes]

Kel, that's not Cigar Smoking as much as Cigar Adventuring!

How would you have described that on a 911 call?

"What seems to be the problem sir?"

"Gad. Frozen Cigar Relight!"

"Oh my god. Frozen Cigar Relight? Hang in there, sir, we'll get a crew there straight away! Try not to cough & spit, okay?"

"WHAT?"

You're a brave man, Kel.

Steve

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

@TheEnglishmanSmokes Brave? Or nuts, I'm not sure which. LOL

[MacNutz2]

Damn that is funny. I've never tried to light a frozen previously lit cigar. I don't plan to now. After watching this I know that I would have to be very, very desperate for baccy to try that. :):):)

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

@MacNutz2 You and I will ride the rails together and smoke what we find, imagine the adventures we would have. LOL

[MacNutz2]

@SmokeRingsPipeDreams Ha, I did ride the rails, in a sense, when I was young. Never again if I can help it. Too old for that sort of thing. Two movie and one song reference in one vid. King of the Road for the song ref, of course.

"I smoke old stogies I have found, They're short but not too big around. I'm a man of means by no means, King of the Road"

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

@MacNutz2  I loved that song.

[MacNutz2]

@SmokeRingsPipeDreams Me too.One of the first songs I learned when I got my first guitar.

[buckeyepipesmoker]

glad you did not shit can this vid.best video i watched in awhile.yea a drunk vid.

[TheTitLord]

kel, i love your style man. i find you hilarious! keep it up!

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

@TheTitLord Thank you Sir!

[SatelliteHeartTrans]

Ah, nothing like a re-lit cigar to throw you in a deep coma. Did that once with a Romeo y Julietta Cedro #2... Never doing that again. Haha. Still, smoking a weevil isn't as bad as having a cigar sprayed by an earwig.

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

@SatelliteHeartTrans maybe and earwig crawled up this thing and gave it that unusual flavor? LOL

[Andregrindle]

This has actually happened to me a lot. I try to re-light cigars with a Bic type lighter outside. And it takes forever! I have to draw and draw until my cheeks almost collapse into themselves. And my reward?A harsh,ashy and unpleasant taste that makes me hack myself all up! Usually when I fire up a cigar,I try to finish it for this very reason. Though looks as if some puffs were enjoyable. And that's the best part.

[terryloveuk]

@Andregrindle Maybe people who smoke both pipes and cigars should look at the "Vector Dupla Dual Flame Pipe Cigar Lighter", it works as a pipe lighter with a soft flame, but if you press down the nozzle you get a blue jet flame for cigars. I don't smoke cigars but I like the idea.

[justimusprime11]

do you usually spit when you smoke or just this time? i feel i have to every five minutes or so

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

@justimusprime11 Not usually, but sometimes, it all depends.

[TheEltopian]

DAMNITT! I'm gonna smoke it if it KILLS ME!!! LOL Just remember these numbers; 9-1-1.

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

@TheEltopian It became a fight to the end my Friend! :)

[TheEltopian]

@SmokeRingsPipeDreams Gave it mouth to mouth resuscitation and STILL lost it! I hate it when that happens.

[LoverzCry]

Bleh, I hate relighting cigars haha, wretched ashy taste. Fun video kel haha

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

@LoverzCry Sometimes it's kind of  nice. LOL

[terryloveuk]

I guess the answer to 'can a week old, part smoked cigar be re-lit' is yes, but don't bother... lol

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

@terryloveuk I like a challenge. LOL

[wotsits4]

Just noticed you have one million views :D grats

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

@wotsits4 Oh cool, I'll go look!