Shark Bites Man in Half - SHOCKING ! ! !

[fandepatinaglace]

c truker

[EyeSquaredAre]

Who died?

[xyzvision]

Important!!! I always delete any threatening, evil & vulgar comments made on this video (and believe me they are plentiful). So don't even bother wasting time, you will be deleted and blocked immediately! One warning only.

Thanks to all the non-psycho but fun comments.

Keep em coming.

[maxikingalright15]

i think this might be photoshoped^^

[xyzvision]

@maxikingalright15 After Effects (as stated in the description) After Effects is Photoshops Big Brother.

[animelovergirl28]

I want 4 seconds o my life back

[xyzvision]

@animelovergirl28 It's 5 seconds not 4 and No you don't deserve them back, You wasted them and another 20 seconds trying to be clever. Very unoriginal!

[Cruton117]

haha dinoshark

[RoxyTocin62210]

lololololololo

[ThePuddingxx]

Like if you laughed your head off before getting pissed at how much of a time waster it was ! haha!

[xyzvision]

@ThePuddingxx Time waster really! 5 seconds??!!?? Wot

r u on about????

[cubill0]

That was awesome.

[drrasquinhinha]

that was lot of blood

[MrTGamers]

loool ^^

[Gavinnwilson]

and there goes 4 seconds i will never get back...

[xyzvision]

@Gavinnwilson Nor the 16 seconds you wasted complaining about the original 4. Sounds like you waste your seconds to me!

[MaysinYoFace]

@Gavinnwilson spent twice the time to bitch about it

[Tanner9357]

lol



[UpInUrAss]

that must hurt

[380me]

fake but funny



[nerdyhillbilly5]

2 mil views YOUR GOING TO HELL

[xyzvision]

@nerdyhillbilly5 NO I'm not! Only somebody saying that will!!!

[AshFureatsyouo3o]

X3 I agree with jhonnyzup he screams like a girl. Not a very manly scream XDD

[ChocoboSasuke1]

is it wrong that i found this funny......?

[pictureisup1]

@ChocoboSasuke1 no, because it is fake. Great job though

[Paka1918]

Fake.

[MIOcorpo]

fake 1000000%

[DGHelghasto985]

this is fake apart from the shark, the sea and the sea lion/ seal in its mouth..

[StoneVictor]

Let's feed xyzvision to a shark like that .

[xyzvision]

@StoneVictor .......But I thought you liked me! I like you!

[valatanama]

Is this Fake????

[SuperSonic6562]

@valatanama YES!

[ChocoboSasuke1]

@valatanama yes this is fake....if you look close enough you can tell it's not real

[johnnyzup]

lol he screams like a girl

[klutch20]

is he survived?

[xyzvision]

@klutch20 OR did he dead!?

[xyzvision]

@Tears0faShadow Wot prediction????

[MyLilyWhiteValentine]

... I... I actually LAUGHED... XD

[MultiCodmad]

HAHAHAHAHA LOL IT IS FAKE

[cocaoboy]

HAHAHA LMFAO

[samiyah99]

that is so fake omg

[BigK9359]

OMG. I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT SHARK WEEK!

[jackjosh1981]

mint i love your work



[xyzvision]

@jackjosh1981 And I love your comment, so refreshing not to be abused, so thanks.

[superpig49]

that look so fake (beacuse it was fake)

[TheAwesomeifacation]

Terrifying.

[bloodzboyluke]

wow that shark took him down town and by that i don't mean down town i mean UNDERGROUND

[xyzvision]

@bloodzboyluke UNDERWATER actually. But you are right.

[MikeMoney1997]

fake as hell but funny, but thumbs up!

[tonev1203]

Lol

[Roxii345]

Thts a whale not a shark and its fake, but I found it quite funny:L

[xyzvision]

@Roxii345 Funny! I thought it was a Gold fish!

[valdinho91]

LOL LOL LOL LOL

[rowblox23]

Seems legit.

[chamuco97]

nice job..will love to see it in real life men

[darkfairyofhell]

..............................­....... that was a shark jumping out of the water, probably after a seal, and the guy was edited in. i give you a thumbs up for trying, but a thumbs down on editing quality.

I also give you thumbs up for doing a better job than scifi movie editors

[xyzvision]

@darkfairyofhell So there's hope for me yet. Shame I'm not into SiFi.

[epikkerassassin101]

ha lol

[peteu2boy]

I wonder why I watch videos with names like, "Man gets eaten by shark!! REAL!!" and with over 1 million thumbs down.....It's so.... weird O_O

[Ambriaification]

wow there are more dislikes then likes

[CplBojangles]

lol usually id troll on a video like this but i thought it was fuckin hilarious

[MCDarkjedii]

Aww... I thought the video was called MAN bites shark in half.

[xyzvision]

@MCDarkjedii That's the next video I'm making. And how does "Elephant bites caravan in half!" sound as a vid idea?!

[KingFluffs]

@xyzvision I'd love to see an Elephant bite a caravan in half.

[sonicscool113]

I can tell that... OH MY GOD THIS IS SSSOOI REAL

[topvideos007]

that's tough life for lower half and upper half for now on wards...

[DimoCoralFanLfc]

There's some very nieve people out there. It's obviously real!

[gijsg87]

OMG! Did he survive?

[xyzvision]

@gijsg87 Survive? Well he is still alive here on youtube with 2.5 million hits, so.....YES!

[ShaunBon]

REAL

[HOLMOL100]

1 thts a whale and 2 the man is a cartoon 3 the blood wouldn't come out like that what saddo's you are

[xyzvision]

@HOLMOL100 Not a shark, well what is it then ...?

An Elephant?

[bloodzboyluke]

maybe it was a whale...

[xyzvision]

@bloodzboyluke NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Read my words....

SSSSSHHHHHAAAAARRRRRKKKKK!!!!! Shark, shark sharkkkkk 

[waico787]

so facking fake!!!!!!!

[athletewilson]

U ROCK SIR/MAAM



[flying26100]

big  fake ! lol

[codcrazy5]

Damn nature you scary!!!

[guineapigsrule3]

The tag even says it's fake

[ocrim16]

man you can't hate the vid :D you see what the description says :D

[leigham1000]

thank you for making a animated person

[eddigonsalde]

Shocking video. HAHAHA

[taniasamy1]

yukyuk it is so fake

[sukablianah2]

So fake! Everyone knows sharks dont exist!

[Skooterkid10]

SO REAL

[CRAIGLESLIE2012]

lol!

[7187392792]

fake!

[epikkerassassin101]

So stupid ITS FUNNY!!!!!!! LolololpoLolp

[cherylnchris]

DUMB lol



[MrsCatweazle1]

Hahaha that was SO cheesy, made me really laugh. The guy sounds like Homer Simpson.

[stevenmiagat]

pouahahahahaha !!!

[serenityisluv0]

u can tell the humans fake but nice try

[MrDisney1928]

I only disliked it cause it's SO STUPID

[100good2]

Awww what a pretty dolphin.

[227007]

OMG BBZ DIS IS FAKEZZZ.... foishdfiohasdofgihedgsodifghep­ofg[pfoie NO SHIT

[xjanellerivera]

-_- thats a fake why would a guy have that kind of body it looks like it has been cutted out from a magzene and placed into the video -_-

[DERMASTAKILLA]

Would you kidding me?

[lsbrother]

was that steve urwin?

[raygen012]

ffffaaaakkkeee

[motarkombat]

omg did he survive

[pineapplebaby123]

THIS IS SOO FAKE!

[yurdayurda]

cool but fake :(

[MundyArtStudio]

This is terrible!!!

Did he survive ???

[xyzvision]

@MundyArtStudio Yes with a few scrapes and bruises.

[Revaleeisawesome]

@xyzvision hahahaha!!!!

[MrZoolook]

@xyzvision Just a flesh wound!

[TheOlivef04]

@xyzvision This is pretty cool anyway

[giluis123]

@MundyArtStudio first WHAT A FUCKING QUESTION and this is fake

[zombie10998877]

@MundyArtStudio its faaaaaaake

[zombie10998877]

@MundyArtStudio iiiiiitttttttttssssssss fake!

[TheGODZILLA48]

So stupid but its funny

[MrCooljay657]

hahaha not funny and fake

[jovega72]

FAKEI SAW THE PIXLES

[xyzvision]

@jovega72 People see what they wanna see!

[111Cero]

@jovega72 NO SHIT SHERLOCK!

[MrZoolook]

@jovega72 That was just the low resolution on the camera!

[dottiemey]

WTF hahahahaha

[Daemonarch2k6]

Omg, this looks so realistic!

[TheGanjaman619]

and im out

[L4D13389OZ]

I love this video!

[epikkerassassin101]

Lololololpolloolooloololilolll­llooolopoiploooo

[tiagovazmedeiros]

Fake,funny and litle noisy

[xyzvision]

I personally blame UNIVERSAL & HOLLYWOOD. This wouldn't have happened if they hadn't released JAWS!!!

[goodgirl2132010]

alot of people say it's fake and it is but still it's kinda funny :D <3

[Gustavo446677]

XD FUNNY EVEN THOUGH ITS FAKE!!!!!!!

[MyHanshika]

Was that real???

That was awesome. That's what you call real amazing shark attack!!!!!!!!:).

[bleutheemboar]

lol at first i was like 030 and then i was like XD it was funny so where the sounds

[r3ptilaz]

It's not real, that the man was saying that when the robot moves.

[CammyxB3651]

fake soz but it really is ---

[bryanm92106]

OMG is this real?!?!?!



[outlander271]

That is gonna hurt in the morning!

[reemelinroad]

Come on you can do better than that

[xyzvision]

@reemelinroad C'mon you can give a better comment than that!

[amyroselittleplanet]

If You Look Really Closely, You Can See Its Fake! :)

[aj0446]

I thought it was funny....

[abbas9510]

u stupid people this is fake video a FAKEEEEEEE VIDEOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! thumbs up if u guys think that its a fake video!!!!

[theslytherinchick]

lol....

[FLPst0neR]

It's fake. That shark was edited in. You can see it was originally a killer whale, they just photo-shopped it to look more like a shark.

[TheButterflykat]

Wow

[2bealex]

ha ha

[chelseaabaabiee]

The weird side of youtube again...

[wobbers99]

lol.. 10/10 for giving it a go ;)



[DumpYourTelevision]

hahaha hilarious!

Well done dude, if that was your first attempt that was very good!

I am sure if you kept on with after affects you would be pretty darn good by now..

gona check for more vids!

as for the guys leaving "its fake" yadda yadda... well it does state that in the description, but then most dont want to read the comments anyway, they just leave their dissapointed screwed up head comments that wanted to see someone realy being killed - now THAT is even more scary!

[LehGil]

I think it's cool. What is "AFTER EFFECTS?"

[LuciferAngel20]

Lol its fake.

The man wasn't really a man. XD

[Poppy6644]

Am I the only one who laughed REALLY hard?

[xyzvision]

@Poppy6644 You and 640 others to date. Glad you enjoyed it and thanks for the comment.

[Poppy6644]

@xyzvision haha no prob

[serenityisluv0]

@Poppy6644 i think so!

[rarebird1957]

@Poppy6644 no, i blew out my spintcher

[star47em]

so fakee

[MyWictor]

did he survive?

Maybe they put him back together.

[skidrowsux1977]

i love ho this guy is still screaming even after he's been reduced to nothing but blood.

[cicodelico]

cooooool

[Dotanoobplatakis]

LOL FAKE!!!!!

[redporsche930]

loook sooo Fake....

[Triikz74]

its fake so whats its kinda funny

[Rojasthony]

jajajaajjajaajjjajajajajajaajj­ajajajajaaja

[azullalinda]

stupid is game

[cbadchadman34]

Stupid

[princeBoBo1]

Faaaaakeeeee....

[daniiburbano1]

eso es falso

[666devilsride]

Ahh..dick!

[RainTheWolf2]

FAKE THAT WAS SO FAKE

[whatsherface989]

thats............... disturbing

[lilou44400]

ptdrr ah ah ah ah !! Trucage trop mal fait en vrai

[DomeStyler007]

Fake :D

[jellybeans445]

xyz vision yeah I agree it is a shark orca cant be that aggrsive

[JJJessaful]

For anyone still saying this is real, it is under the category comedy with a tag that says its fake XD

[BossMachineGunJohnny]

@baseballrules469 it's a shark if it was a whale the tail fin wouldn't be like that

[xyzvision]

@BossMachineGunJohnny.........­... the more naive viewer keep believing it is an Orca (killer whale). It is not. See @baseballrules below for explanation!

[JuanKyThaKiLLeR]

Thats Hungry Shark For Android !

[gfine2000]

This shit was PHONY YO!

[akslfc1234]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[dogcamtrev]

I did not expect all that blood.....just put me off my breakfast

[DPain91]

if you look very closely you'll notice that its not a real person

[mdwlcx]

@DPain91 ya think?