Tim Allen - Men Are Pigs, Part 3

[TheSuper335]

many thanks for this

[awc826]

.......the binford 6100 toolbelt...lol

[Maverickxx25]

2:07 to 2:08...signature Tim Allen. Synonymous with Home Improvement.

[AbbaZaba0]

"Subatomic Laundry System" Best punchline ever.

[MasterTterb98]

Eureka 1200 upright!

[MasterTterb98]

0:52

Hilarious!

[Kingdom007Hearts]

2:04 - so awesome. eehhh

[misskaren17]

1:05-1:39 couldn't stop crackin up

2:42-2:51 was funny



[onlinedating1a1]

Wonderful Short Video

[420JBizzle420]

COMMON BITCH BREAK SOMETHIN!!! XD ahahahah

[marinerman]

The origin of the Tim Allen grunt... LOL x1000

[mferrusca]

"she's forcing a lie out of me now..."

Genius. :)

[xtheaurora]

hahaha, gotta love the vacuum bit!

"what's a headlight for on that thing? scaring the cat?" good point! hahaha

[Minitrucker231]

I'm Wyatt Goddamn Earp, Break somethin Bitch!

[toyotaguyjeff]

Sears wouldn't pick him up cheap before "Home Improvement" as a spokes person. They didn't because of his drug history. You don't think there is an exec somewhere still kicking themselves of that one?

[ytcarol]

He made his fortune and his reputation with this routine, and never quit after that - only grew his talents enormously into the movies. He's great.

[jonesd5o]

oh tim allen is a fuckin legend

[SkilesASMB]

I know exactly where the show's opening grunt came from nao.

[lilmike398]

There's the grunt from the sitcom @ 2:08

[SevenSins004]

2:05 - i love his grunt

[Kingdom007Hearts]

i can do that grunt and it makes my mom laugh

[NiCo4z3]

Hm, nice skill to have.

[Kingdom007Hearts]

thanks lol

[Kingdom007Hearts]

@SevenSins004 best grunt.

[MrPie455]

Man, I've been watching Home Improvement for a long time, and I always thought he hardly cussed in his stand up....I was wrong

[SeanConnery9000]

Especially with the "Bitch! Break Something!!" quote, LOL

[thehigherdrake]

@RealDeohge

yeah that makes us like him even more!!! :D

[rockchick80s]

Absolutely hillarious about the "Butt Crack" - in Scotland we called it "Builders Bum" same repulsive thing Ha Ha

[DRUMMERxGURU]

LoL rock chick thanx wee watching this the now and your bang on boot the " builders bum" :)

[affliction187]

"ill Spackle that fucker shut son" i almost fell in the floor. Tim Allen is a fuckn legend

[DrgnLdyLizzie2001]

I think that has to be my favorite line. Alone with "Come on, Bitch! Break something!". Absolutely hilarious. I can't believe that with as long as I've been looking around on youtube, I haven't found this before.

[dethstiny]

spackle that fucker shut!

[dethstiny]

come on bitch, break somethin'!

[jirmaya]

2:01

epic win!

[jirmaya]

sorry

2:07

epic win!

[aaron555444333]

0:26

Come on, bitch! Break sumtin'! HELLS YEAH!

[DokkenCanes11]

Yea, Home Improvment is loosly based on this stand up.

I would love to seen it directly based on it.

[Maryukujin]

A Comedian who grunts :D and to think he made a whole TV show that went on how many years?! , All from his Original bit that was a few minutes about how Men turn into animals when around tools :) now that is genius :D

[Toledo2T22]

I love 1:39

[JDigman62]

bird and cat feeder only 1 inch off the ground

thats funny shit

[reinforcedpenisstem]

Yep. Women do nag.

[BrandonLeelistener]

"I got kids eatin food in here"

I'm gonna spackle that fucker shut son"

I'll run a bead of caulk down that fat ass of yours"

Favorite lines rotflmfao

[nhra76]

2:07

[rangerst29]

'Come on bitch, break somethin!!' hahaha love it

[SevenSins005]

i love the grunt he makes at 2:08

[SevenSins005]

just love it

[JosephtheBlacksmith]

Hey, wasn't that the grunt from the show 'Home Improvement' with Tim Allen?

[SevenSins005]

yeah thats the grunt they play in the tv show opening.

[ttop9999]

the ledgendary grunt

[berkeleyhome]

His real last name is Dick...he didn't want to use it in show biz, so he used his middle name Allen.

[rockergirl83]

"I'm gonna spackle that fucker shut!" HAHAHAHA

[jsr121689]

Man, Tim Allen is cool.

[812edward]

I watch part 1, 2, & 3 and it was all great. Saw it the first time on HBO.

[Theakker3]

5:30 is used in the theme song to Tool Time

[magicbus333]

i think the grunt at 2 08 was too

[ZackT618]

Well thanks for vacuuming but, it doesn't look vacuumed. LMAO

[BMANBLAKNBLU]

I love that part he said- YEAH, THAT'S HOW I MARK TERRITORY! Plus his trademark- AARRRAEEHH?!

[DjNahlege]

"I'll spackle that fucker shut, son!"

Fucking classic!

[MMASTEVIC]

hahaha fuckin great

[pinkbunnycookie13]

2:07 is n the home improvement theme song! lol!

ROFL 4 REAL WUT IS THAT HEAD LIGHT 4 ANYWAY?

HAHAHA where r the vacuum tracks? musta sucked me up!

[WolfDemonProductions]

JUDAS PRIEST! theyre the best metal band!

[54spiritedwill54]

wow... havent seen this since in like 4ever. love it very much still.

[jma128]

He's awesome. It's funny how they pushed Home Improvement to be G-rated, when it could've easily been PG. Just imagine.

[MegaMan632]

Its Disney lol, what did you expect

I think a PG or TV14 version of Home Inprovement would of made the show even more popular

[pinkbunnycookie13]

on tbs it sometimes says PG

[homielb]

You're suuuuuuuch a badass.

Please..

[liamMaru]

EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEME!

[PoeticMadness]

I have the 2 disc Collector's Edition! It has 'Men Are Pigs' & 'Rewires America'.

[MegaMan632]

Where did you get it, causei cant find it?

[PoeticMadness]

I got it at Suncoast I think..

[MegaMan632]

oh ok, i usually dont go to Suncoast cause there too expensive but ill have to check it out, Thanks so much ^_^

[PoeticMadness]

You're welcome!

[syanara117]

I downloaded all the youtube vids and burned them to a dvd lol

[MegaMan632]

Just Men are Pigs, or did you find "Rewires America" on here too?

[syanara117]

didn't find rewires america but I guess I could find them

[twink032]

LMAO!! Thank you for posting this!! I havent seen it in yrs and im in tears laughing here.

[s20189]

i was the same watching eddie murphy delirious. Tim Allen hilarious comic

[emoaj66]

Copyrighted parts: 1:47, 2:07, 2:24, 3:06, 4:18, and 4:25. Lol.

[crystalplanet42]

COME ON BITCH BREAK SOMETHING!!!

[DrewCombest]

oh man i havent seen this since in well over a decade. love it.

[sharpshooter45102]

his FULL NAME IS  Timothy Allen Dick

[Ibik]

JUDUS PREIST!

[mithrandir1988]

Thank you very much man.

Tim Allen is the VERY man of comedy.