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  • The music changing while you soar through the air is a REALLY nice touch.

  • blue screen of death

  • Who is voice acting Glados? That voice is so SMEXY!

  • @MrVintag33 The same voice actress of the Announcer from TF2

  • @DamaXion Then out of a sudden i dont think her voice so very...

  • 7:04 That's what she said

  • Come Back, Im not gona kill you. If you come back i not gona kill you.

  • helluva cliffhanger at the end

  • GRRR you didnt break the screen with the lazer,  That the best part

  • Windows xp: Wheatley edition

  • What happend to levels 7-10

  • @RaileeLunaClaw you pervert

  • BSOD!!! OMG!! :D

  • @aryesegal1988 You mean like deadmau5 and steve duda?

  • @hackrainbowEDM dunno what you referring to, i was talking about the blue screen of death (like those you get from windows) showing @ 1:43 ;)

  • @aryesegal1988 Ah bsod is an electronic music duo with deadmau5 and steve duda..

  • Why read Machiavelli when you could read Molefi Kete Asante instead???? Peace.

  • @mzealtb is dead

  • It makes sense. The guy getting mad when he can't orgasm, and the girl being in it for the love. (of science)

  • LOL Windows Error Blue Screen!

  • At the beginning on the loading screen... it says Wheatley

  • @antonf55 duh

  • blue screen of death lol

  • Testing has become like drugs for Wheatly, he's addicted.

  • fuck you chuck norris

  • @mzealtb you are gonna die

  • Portal is like Chips Challenge on steroids.

  • "oh no -_- he's playing CLASSICAL music."

    "I was just reading books.... so I'm not a moron"

  • I ALWAYS scroll down to see these EPIC comments on Portal 2's AWESOMENESS :D

  • Wheatly reminds me of Tucker from red versus blue

  • @Iamhuman8662 he reminds me of caboose because he is funny and retarded! =)

  • LOOOL!"Here, i'll turn the beam off."

  • He's definitely a idiot

  • 7:24 Wheatley Laboratories lol

  • wait, Aperture "Wheatley" Science was created by Microsoft? Blue Screen of Death at beginning.

  • wheatley had a brianwave i doubt

  • ah the funny irony of the fact that every test chamber in this game was acctually tested by the producers of the game at one point

  • No, Wheatley! Why did you turn the beam off? I want to see Test Chambers 13 and 14!

  • 5:32 Lazer abuse to small turnt blocks every day. but together, we can stop it! dile the number 123-4567 to donate 1 billion dollers to help stop turnt abuse. thats 123-4567. help me get this game..uh, i mean, stop turnt abuse...

  • wheatley is very simple :/ reading books doesn't make him moron xD

  • "OMG, are you okay? Here, let me turn the beam off that's keeping you from plummeting into a bottomless pit!"

    Wheatly, Wheatly, Wheatly... What are we going to do with you.

  • If Wheatley really wanted to prove he wasn't a moron, he would also put on a fez, a robe, and some reading glasses while sitting in a comfy chair by a fireplace while drinking wine and smoking a cigar while reading those books.

    Wouldn't have made him smarter but would have been a more convincing case. XD

  • @XScarredHeart Well, maybe not drink wine, is he even waterproof?

  • You know, I just realized that doing all these "tests" is a lot more fun with a potato mounted on your portal gun and an idiot talking in the background. Especially when said idiot is getting denied his orgasm. :D

  • GLaDOS maked on vista XDD

  • what i dont understand is if in portal 1 you escape aperture why would you go back?

  • @TheInsaneGamer25 You did escape, but something knocked you out dragged you back in. A PartyEscortBot, I believe... but I think Rattman puts you in that room you wake up in... so.... yeah, Chell does NOT return willingly. Hope that helps.

  • @ArtFreak1193 thanks that explains a bit

  • @ArtFreak1193 Nah, Rattman just moved the room you were sleeping in into this backup generator

  • He turns the beam off? Wow. What an idiot.

  • @9Godslayer Not an idiot, a moron lol

  • Blue Screen of Doom? Does GLaDOS run on Vista? I guess that makes sence.

  • when Wheatly mumbles errg he sounds like spiderbite

  • oh, a blue escreen of the dead... soo GLaDOS DO run on vista!!!!! now everithing makes sense :3

  • how does an entire facility just randomly explode?

  • Those tret cubes are soooo cute.

  • argh, fuck off sucker punch

  • i feel sorry for the tret cubes :'(

  • @emo57minecraft

    I hereby grant them a true name!

    Henceforth, they shall be known as...skuttlecubes!

  • @Windclaw good name

  • lol Wheatley is running windows xD

  • I think i liked it better when GLaDOS was in charge...

  • BSOD (Blue Screen Of Death) it's for people who don't know how to use a computer. so, if you don't wanna see it anymore you have to choose: buy a mac, or learn how to use a pc (no matter if it mounts windows or linux). i think giving 2000€ for a mac that values like a 900€ PC it's stupid. this comment is for all mac-fan

  • @00mazza94 How much money is that in $ ????

  • @2KingdomHearts345243

    it's about 2881$ (i used a on line value converter), but in italy we pay fot import, either for macs or pcs

  • @00mazza94 Thanks for the help!!! :D

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  • 01.35 translation: I can go on without orgasms for decades, he can't go on without having one every two seconds, so he's going to blow up on us...I mean, blow us up

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL WHEATLEY IS ON BSOD

  • ahaha, new loading screen, how cute XD

  • 1:43 tela azul da morte

  • an english person/robot that's not smart ?

  • @cooler7941 spy sappin mah robot

  • Is it me or the way that Wheatley is becoming a smarter device is the same way that GLaDOS dis at the bigining?

  • No wonder the place Is self destructing! Wheatley's a PC! GLaDOS was clearly a Mac.

  • @Chaos20X6 fuck you

  • Actually, the part were he jumped through the hole to get the tiny box I did differently. I shot that blue thing arcoss one wall to get the box,

  • 1:39 Apparently, Wheatley Laboratories runs on Windows...

  • I find it odd how GLaDOS is talking about her superior mental capacity when she's the one who, when Cave Johnson said "Say goodbye, Caroline!" replied "Goodbye, Caroline!"

  • @R0ckinL0llip0p Now that I think of it, she may be a combination of Cave's intelligence and love for science, mixed with Caroline's personality.

  • @Kentaro21 ..... That would definitely make me feel better.

  • @Kentaro21

    She is 100% Caroline she may have been an assistant but she was in it for the science.

  • @R0ckinL0llip0p if being a super AI with access to all the information the world (and apeture science) has to offer won't cure that, nothing would

  • 2:16 lol

  • this is so stupid on a console.

  • You should've tried to laser his screen

  • Oh yeah...Burst of "science",right?

  • 01:43 AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!!!!! Get it away! Get it away!!!

    Oh wait, I have a Mac. =D

  • Window blue screens still exist in the future

    I don't want to live on this planter anymore...

  • @AnotherBiasedFanboy Planter?

  • @Amara389 Planter, you know, like a miniature flower bed that you put in the window? I've been living in one for a long time. Also, I don't want to live on this planet any more either.

  • @AnotherBiasedFanboy Aha, that's what I thought xD

  • @AnotherBiasedFanboy I don't think it's the future. I think its just one of those top secret illegal testing facilities that conspiracy theorists say are sprinkled all over the U.S. The field of wheat that you end up in at the very end of the game sort of hints at that, I think.

  • @AnotherBiasedFanboy You live on a planter? o.o

  • those cubes freak me out

  • 00:03 ear GLaDOS at ttat time lol

  • 1:40 fucking blue screen of death

  • @Goldenfury12 that made my day it did

  • i wish he would just press the any key to continue button

  • pause at 1:43 blue screen

  • @Fleskjereta no one noticed that

  • Ah!!! The Blue Screen of Death!! My mortal enemy!

  • Solveing tests = masterbation?

  • 6:59 Yes, that's right. Valve just made a grammar error. Just read the sub-text and listen,

  • 1:37 What, did they use Windows?

  • 1:37 My response... SCREW YOU, BILL GATES!!!!

  • Wheatley's chasing the Dragon...

  • @thr33zombies Wow...it's the first time that my comments got thumbs up...

  • let me get this straight: he was planning to record her solving the test and watch it later to get euphoric???

    it would give him the same effect as porn...

  • 07:06 Blue Screen Of Death!?

    Wheatley must be running Windows...

  • it wont stop freezing!?!?

  • @cisco558 look at how long you are in the video, refresh, then go back to that time. :)

  • sooooooo... testing is like smoking crack

  • This comment may get random likes for no reason, and be raped by thumbs.

  • Why is there a gap between Room 6 and 11?

  • @rockmusic9217 Maybe the later chambers are closer to Wheatley's Chamber. Proximity to the test chamber and all.

  • 04:15 Error 404 D:

  • It was my b-day when this was posted so thanks for posting it on my birthday

  • 1:40 Classic windows screen...Blue Screen of Death!

  • 1:42 PORTAL BSoD!! XD

  • apparently aperture science runs with windows 98

  • Hit the like button if you also liked the blue screen of death at 1:43. :)

  • @44971719785648751978

    No, you goddamn thumbwhore

  • MY REACTION WHEN MY BROTHER WAS GOING TO RETETHERN THE GAME IN 3 DAYS AND I WAS ON THE FALL AND HE ALSO FINNESHED THE GAME WTF! WHY! I LOVE U PORTAL 2. WHEATLY YOU IN SPACE. NOW I ONLY WANT U GONE.WERES MY COMAINION CUBE AND I FINNESHED THE HOLE GAME STARTING ON THE FALL HALF A DAY

  • Ah! Blue screen of death!

  • ERROR!! I HATE THIS WORD!! =.=!!

  • Is it me or do the cubes with leg/eyes look really scared?

  • Am i the only one that noticed the 2 top comments are "am i the only one"?

  • I bet 75% of the people here aren't actually playing the game and are just watching the footage. Playing the actual game is way different than just watching the video, I can tell you that much.

  • @TheSpazBunny I'm here because I am playing the game and a fair amount of these puzzles baffle me to no end! But that could also be due to that fact that I have a short attention span.

  • @ratmanrussell Same here, I just hate how people ruin games for themselves by watching footage and claiming they played it.

  • @TheSpazBunny I can't afford the game...so I enjoy the videos. /forever poor

  • @COREarg /forever alone

  • @COREarg I think a simple part time job would be enough to pay for these games. :\

  • I like the part where the turret was searching.

  • @ 1:07 if you put a portal lined up with red button the screen Wheatleys on will crack lol

  • did anyone else just need like one chamber and it took you forever to fuckin find it in these videos? XD lol great vids btw i went through a couple to find the one i was looking for lol

  • For some reason, for me, there was no background music at all in half the tests, classical or otherwise. Which made me sad.

  • "Here I'll turn the beam off-"

    *video ends*

    -.-...

  • OMG at 00:03 GLaDOS sounds so sexy..

  • That my friend is WRONG W.R.O.N.G WRONG

  • LOL BSOD AT 01:40

  • Wheatley used to be cool.... now I shoot at his screen and yelll "die....die...DIE!! I HATE your freaking tests!"

  • Am I the only one that took the "solution euphoria" thing a little wrong? Probably...

  • @MalloryBlakk If you thought "Robot Cocaine" then no.

  • Awesome game!

  • i hate when that stupid LotR commercial 

  • Arghh! Why I was not thinked that !

  • I actually like Wheatley's taste in classical music. ;A;

  • in the diagram of the portal gun ad, they show that a small black hole is used. wouldn't it be better to use a worm hole?

  • What happens if you hit the screen where Wheatley shows up more than once? Does nothing happen, or does the screen break?

  • @MechaKaiser nothing happens.

  • Aperture computers run on windows lol

    

  • 7:04

    Looks like the writers forgot a "you" in the sentence. :P

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  • 12 people experience blue screen of death while playing.

  • is that a potato

  • @nathan15494 yes

  • @kawigwapo

    gonna mak me one with a tomato

  • @nathan15494 lol

  • @kawigwapo

    wish it wuz possible

  • @nathan15494 mods?

  • @kawigwapo

    i guess lol

  • @nathan15494 yes

  • wheatley is scotish

    

  • @heraclesno Are you fucking serious?

  • Woooow.... Toby chose the hardest way of doing the first thes of this video... IT WAS SO EASY.

  • 6:59 wheatley is acting like protonjon

  • damn ur smart would have took me hours to figure out one puzzle.. hell i wudnt even be that far