5:32 Lazer abuse to small turnt blocks every day. but together, we can stop it! dile the number 123-4567 to donate 1 billion dollers to help stop turnt abuse. thats 123-4567. help me get this game..uh, i mean, stop turnt abuse...
If Wheatley really wanted to prove he wasn't a moron, he would also put on a fez, a robe, and some reading glasses while sitting in a comfy chair by a fireplace while drinking wine and smoking a cigar while reading those books.
Wouldn't have made him smarter but would have been a more convincing case. XD
You know, I just realized that doing all these "tests" is a lot more fun with a potato mounted on your portal gun and an idiot talking in the background. Especially when said idiot is getting denied his orgasm. :D
@TheInsaneGamer25 You did escape, but something knocked you out dragged you back in. A PartyEscortBot, I believe... but I think Rattman puts you in that room you wake up in... so.... yeah, Chell does NOT return willingly. Hope that helps.
BSOD (Blue Screen Of Death) it's for people who don't know how to use a computer. so, if you don't wanna see it anymore you have to choose: buy a mac, or learn how to use a pc (no matter if it mounts windows or linux). i think giving 2000€ for a mac that values like a 900€ PC it's stupid. this comment is for all mac-fan
01.35 translation: I can go on without orgasms for decades, he can't go on without having one every two seconds, so he's going to blow up on us...I mean, blow us up
I find it odd how GLaDOS is talking about her superior mental capacity when she's the one who, when Cave Johnson said "Say goodbye, Caroline!" replied "Goodbye, Caroline!"
@Amara389 Planter, you know, like a miniature flower bed that you put in the window? I've been living in one for a long time. Also, I don't want to live on this planet any more either.
@AnotherBiasedFanboy I don't think it's the future. I think its just one of those top secret illegal testing facilities that conspiracy theorists say are sprinkled all over the U.S. The field of wheat that you end up in at the very end of the game sort of hints at that, I think.
MY REACTION WHEN MY BROTHER WAS GOING TO RETETHERN THE GAME IN 3 DAYS AND I WAS ON THE FALL AND HE ALSO FINNESHED THE GAME WTF! WHY! I LOVE U PORTAL 2. WHEATLY YOU IN SPACE. NOW I ONLY WANT U GONE.WERES MY COMAINION CUBE AND I FINNESHED THE HOLE GAME STARTING ON THE FALL HALF A DAY
I bet 75% of the people here aren't actually playing the game and are just watching the footage. Playing the actual game is way different than just watching the video, I can tell you that much.
@TheSpazBunny I'm here because I am playing the game and a fair amount of these puzzles baffle me to no end! But that could also be due to that fact that I have a short attention span.
did anyone else just need like one chamber and it took you forever to fuckin find it in these videos? XD lol great vids btw i went through a couple to find the one i was looking for lol
The music changing while you soar through the air is a REALLY nice touch.
derekcwly 5 hours ago
blue screen of death
matt2eadgbe 1 week ago 2
Who is voice acting Glados? That voice is so SMEXY!
MrVintag33 3 weeks ago in playlist Portal 2 (PC/PS3/XBOX 360) 2
@MrVintag33 The same voice actress of the Announcer from TF2
DamaXion 2 weeks ago
@DamaXion Then out of a sudden i dont think her voice so very...
MrVintag33 2 weeks ago
7:04 That's what she said
pokemonhitmonlee42 3 weeks ago
Come Back, Im not gona kill you. If you come back i not gona kill you.
littleronaldo1 1 month ago
helluva cliffhanger at the end
UndeadSoldiers1000 1 month ago
GRRR you didnt break the screen with the lazer, That the best part
prickly10000 1 month ago in playlist Portal 2 (PC/PS3/XBOX 360)
Windows xp: Wheatley edition
GODofTimewaste 1 month ago 5
What happend to levels 7-10
Supersize14 1 month ago
@RaileeLunaClaw you pervert
crimsonanab 1 month ago
BSOD!!! OMG!! :D
aryesegal1988 1 month ago
@aryesegal1988 You mean like deadmau5 and steve duda?
hackrainbowEDM 1 month ago
@hackrainbowEDM dunno what you referring to, i was talking about the blue screen of death (like those you get from windows) showing @ 1:43 ;)
aryesegal1988 1 month ago
@aryesegal1988 Ah bsod is an electronic music duo with deadmau5 and steve duda..
hackrainbowEDM 1 month ago
Why read Machiavelli when you could read Molefi Kete Asante instead???? Peace.
MuzikJunkyAES 1 month ago
@mzealtb is dead
3montanez 1 month ago
It makes sense. The guy getting mad when he can't orgasm, and the girl being in it for the love. (of science)
dadandevasing 1 month ago 3
LOL Windows Error Blue Screen!
victorcp2 2 months ago
At the beginning on the loading screen... it says Wheatley
antonf55 2 months ago in playlist Portal 2 (PC/PS3/XBOX 360)
@antonf55 duh
cookinmom35 2 months ago
blue screen of death lol
penguinisland79 2 months ago 2
Testing has become like drugs for Wheatly, he's addicted.
SWARMisDarkWASP 2 months ago
fuck you chuck norris
mzealtb 2 months ago
@mzealtb you are gonna die
firstgoomba 1 month ago
Portal is like Chips Challenge on steroids.
missmuggledetector 3 months ago
"oh no -_- he's playing CLASSICAL music."
"I was just reading books.... so I'm not a moron"
BlackRose2251 3 months ago 11
I ALWAYS scroll down to see these EPIC comments on Portal 2's AWESOMENESS :D
SirAlexander931 3 months ago in playlist Portal 2 (PC/PS3/XBOX 360) 12
Wheatly reminds me of Tucker from red versus blue
Iamhuman8662 3 months ago
@Iamhuman8662 he reminds me of caboose because he is funny and retarded! =)
oskarkovac1 3 months ago in playlist Portal 2 (PC/PS3/XBOX 360)
LOOOL!"Here, i'll turn the beam off."
3icemonkey 3 months ago 2
He's definitely a idiot
glicthguy 4 months ago 2
7:24 Wheatley Laboratories lol
kemuael 4 months ago in playlist Portal 2 (PC/PS3/XBOX 360)
wait, Aperture "Wheatley" Science was created by Microsoft? Blue Screen of Death at beginning.
tbOsiris3000 4 months ago 3
wheatley had a brianwave i doubt
pokemonranger526 4 months ago
ah the funny irony of the fact that every test chamber in this game was acctually tested by the producers of the game at one point
clonekid11 4 months ago 2
No, Wheatley! Why did you turn the beam off? I want to see Test Chambers 13 and 14!
lla26 4 months ago
5:32 Lazer abuse to small turnt blocks every day. but together, we can stop it! dile the number 123-4567 to donate 1 billion dollers to help stop turnt abuse. thats 123-4567. help me get this game..uh, i mean, stop turnt abuse...
TheDeliriousWaffle 5 months ago
wheatley is very simple :/ reading books doesn't make him moron xD
bestdudeever765 5 months ago
"OMG, are you okay? Here, let me turn the beam off that's keeping you from plummeting into a bottomless pit!"
Wheatly, Wheatly, Wheatly... What are we going to do with you.
artmanadvanced 5 months ago 2
If Wheatley really wanted to prove he wasn't a moron, he would also put on a fez, a robe, and some reading glasses while sitting in a comfy chair by a fireplace while drinking wine and smoking a cigar while reading those books.
Wouldn't have made him smarter but would have been a more convincing case. XD
XScarredHeart 5 months ago 3
@XScarredHeart Well, maybe not drink wine, is he even waterproof?
PikachuColoredPichu1 5 months ago
You know, I just realized that doing all these "tests" is a lot more fun with a potato mounted on your portal gun and an idiot talking in the background. Especially when said idiot is getting denied his orgasm. :D
RaileeLunaClaw 5 months ago 141
GLaDOS maked on vista XDD
MegaNeltharion 5 months ago
what i dont understand is if in portal 1 you escape aperture why would you go back?
TheInsaneGamer25 5 months ago
@TheInsaneGamer25 You did escape, but something knocked you out dragged you back in. A PartyEscortBot, I believe... but I think Rattman puts you in that room you wake up in... so.... yeah, Chell does NOT return willingly. Hope that helps.
ArtFreak1193 5 months ago
@ArtFreak1193 thanks that explains a bit
TheInsaneGamer25 5 months ago
@ArtFreak1193 Nah, Rattman just moved the room you were sleeping in into this backup generator
troy1002x 4 months ago
He turns the beam off? Wow. What an idiot.
9Godslayer 6 months ago
@9Godslayer Not an idiot, a moron lol
R2D008MF 6 months ago
Blue Screen of Doom? Does GLaDOS run on Vista? I guess that makes sence.
sinclairchap 6 months ago 6
when Wheatly mumbles errg he sounds like spiderbite
teamhelper57 6 months ago
oh, a blue escreen of the dead... soo GLaDOS DO run on vista!!!!! now everithing makes sense :3
Gatitoplz 6 months ago 3
how does an entire facility just randomly explode?
BiohazardBunney 6 months ago
Those tret cubes are soooo cute.
BiohazardBunney 6 months ago
argh, fuck off sucker punch
agropanda 6 months ago
i feel sorry for the tret cubes :'(
emo57minecraft 6 months ago 187
@emo57minecraft
I hereby grant them a true name!
Henceforth, they shall be known as...skuttlecubes!
Windclaw 4 months ago
@Windclaw good name
chilchillen227 4 months ago
lol Wheatley is running windows xD
Bobjack3 6 months ago 8
I think i liked it better when GLaDOS was in charge...
ryeder5 6 months ago 12
BSOD (Blue Screen Of Death) it's for people who don't know how to use a computer. so, if you don't wanna see it anymore you have to choose: buy a mac, or learn how to use a pc (no matter if it mounts windows or linux). i think giving 2000€ for a mac that values like a 900€ PC it's stupid. this comment is for all mac-fan
00mazza94 6 months ago
@00mazza94 How much money is that in $ ????
2KingdomHearts345243 6 months ago
@2KingdomHearts345243
it's about 2881$ (i used a on line value converter), but in italy we pay fot import, either for macs or pcs
00mazza94 6 months ago
@00mazza94 Thanks for the help!!! :D
2KingdomHearts345243 6 months ago
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00mazza94 6 months ago
01.35 translation: I can go on without orgasms for decades, he can't go on without having one every two seconds, so he's going to blow up on us...I mean, blow us up
MuchiBuri1 6 months ago 2
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL WHEATLEY IS ON BSOD
BWS777unlucky 6 months ago
ahaha, new loading screen, how cute XD
Draedaja 6 months ago in playlist Portal 2 (PC/PS3/XBOX 360)
1:43 tela azul da morte
zezinho29051990 7 months ago
an english person/robot that's not smart ?
cooler7941 7 months ago
@cooler7941 spy sappin mah robot
BWS777unlucky 6 months ago
Is it me or the way that Wheatley is becoming a smarter device is the same way that GLaDOS dis at the bigining?
MQS1593 7 months ago
No wonder the place Is self destructing! Wheatley's a PC! GLaDOS was clearly a Mac.
Chaos20X6 7 months ago
@Chaos20X6 fuck you
armitx9 6 months ago
Actually, the part were he jumped through the hole to get the tiny box I did differently. I shot that blue thing arcoss one wall to get the box,
dnd2011 7 months ago
1:39 Apparently, Wheatley Laboratories runs on Windows...
DividualConsequence 7 months ago
I find it odd how GLaDOS is talking about her superior mental capacity when she's the one who, when Cave Johnson said "Say goodbye, Caroline!" replied "Goodbye, Caroline!"
R0ckinL0llip0p 7 months ago
@R0ckinL0llip0p Now that I think of it, she may be a combination of Cave's intelligence and love for science, mixed with Caroline's personality.
Kentaro21 7 months ago
@Kentaro21 ..... That would definitely make me feel better.
R0ckinL0llip0p 7 months ago
@Kentaro21
She is 100% Caroline she may have been an assistant but she was in it for the science.
AnastasiaLUVSU 7 months ago
@R0ckinL0llip0p if being a super AI with access to all the information the world (and apeture science) has to offer won't cure that, nothing would
badflamer 6 months ago
2:16 lol
SuperTopmaster 7 months ago
this is so stupid on a console.
mastersniper13 7 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Some of the people here need to get laid.
cooltoon666 7 months ago
You should've tried to laser his screen
Dragodonv2 7 months ago
Oh yeah...Burst of "science",right?
RowdaKitty 7 months ago
01:43 AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!!!!! Get it away! Get it away!!!
Oh wait, I have a Mac. =D
spanishax 7 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Please come check out my walkthrough
Xander0Gamer 7 months ago
Window blue screens still exist in the future
I don't want to live on this planter anymore...
AnotherBiasedFanboy 7 months ago 174
@AnotherBiasedFanboy Planter?
Amara389 6 months ago
@Amara389 Planter, you know, like a miniature flower bed that you put in the window? I've been living in one for a long time. Also, I don't want to live on this planet any more either.
AnotherBiasedFanboy 6 months ago 3
@AnotherBiasedFanboy Aha, that's what I thought xD
Amara389 6 months ago
@AnotherBiasedFanboy LOL!!!!
numbchucking 5 months ago
@AnotherBiasedFanboy I don't think it's the future. I think its just one of those top secret illegal testing facilities that conspiracy theorists say are sprinkled all over the U.S. The field of wheat that you end up in at the very end of the game sort of hints at that, I think.
dodiswatchbobobo 4 months ago
@AnotherBiasedFanboy You live on a planter? o.o
xXWarriorCassidyXx 3 months ago in playlist Portal 2 (PC/PS3/XBOX 360)
those cubes freak me out
TOP82CAT 7 months ago
00:03 ear GLaDOS at ttat time lol
gmod11100 7 months ago
1:40 fucking blue screen of death
Goldenfury12 7 months ago
@Goldenfury12 that made my day it did
MrCamFisher 7 months ago
i wish he would just press the any key to continue button
thatfreshyprince 7 months ago
pause at 1:43 blue screen
Fleskjereta 7 months ago
@Fleskjereta no one noticed that
Inika966 7 months ago
Ah!!! The Blue Screen of Death!! My mortal enemy!
NyscanRohid 7 months ago
Solveing tests = masterbation?
JuggaletteGaige 7 months ago
6:59 Yes, that's right. Valve just made a grammar error. Just read the sub-text and listen,
ShoopDaWoosh 7 months ago 2
1:37 What, did they use Windows?
ShoopDaWoosh 7 months ago
1:37 My response... SCREW YOU, BILL GATES!!!!
ShoopDaWoosh 7 months ago
Wheatley's chasing the Dragon...
tigerslayerxxx 7 months ago
@thr33zombies Wow...it's the first time that my comments got thumbs up...
sangminlee48 7 months ago
let me get this straight: he was planning to record her solving the test and watch it later to get euphoric???
it would give him the same effect as porn...
guaton92 7 months ago
07:06 Blue Screen Of Death!?
Wheatley must be running Windows...
sangminlee48 7 months ago 4
it wont stop freezing!?!?
cisco558 7 months ago
@cisco558 look at how long you are in the video, refresh, then go back to that time. :)
KINGCAE199 7 months ago
sooooooo... testing is like smoking crack
ricardoja1000 7 months ago
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97kevinhuanle 7 months ago
Why is there a gap between Room 6 and 11?
rockmusic9217 7 months ago
@rockmusic9217 Maybe the later chambers are closer to Wheatley's Chamber. Proximity to the test chamber and all.
Reaperonatricycle 7 months ago
04:15 Error 404 D:
poulblue13 7 months ago
It was my b-day when this was posted so thanks for posting it on my birthday
tyr116 8 months ago
1:40 Classic windows screen...Blue Screen of Death!
tdbnasc3 8 months ago 2
1:42 PORTAL BSoD!! XD
MrANoNyMoUs7321 8 months ago
apparently aperture science runs with windows 98
95DreadLord 8 months ago
Hit the like button if you also liked the blue screen of death at 1:43. :)
44971719785648751978 8 months ago
@44971719785648751978
No, you goddamn thumbwhore
highschooly 8 months ago
MY REACTION WHEN MY BROTHER WAS GOING TO RETETHERN THE GAME IN 3 DAYS AND I WAS ON THE FALL AND HE ALSO FINNESHED THE GAME WTF! WHY! I LOVE U PORTAL 2. WHEATLY YOU IN SPACE. NOW I ONLY WANT U GONE.WERES MY COMAINION CUBE AND I FINNESHED THE HOLE GAME STARTING ON THE FALL HALF A DAY
snowyglobe10 8 months ago
Ah! Blue screen of death!
TheChowderman 8 months ago
ERROR!! I HATE THIS WORD!! =.=!!
zone935 8 months ago
Is it me or do the cubes with leg/eyes look really scared?
BloodMoonSkye 8 months ago 4
Am i the only one that noticed the 2 top comments are "am i the only one"?
bmwlee95 8 months ago
I bet 75% of the people here aren't actually playing the game and are just watching the footage. Playing the actual game is way different than just watching the video, I can tell you that much.
TheSpazBunny 8 months ago 3
@TheSpazBunny I'm here because I am playing the game and a fair amount of these puzzles baffle me to no end! But that could also be due to that fact that I have a short attention span.
ratmanrussell 8 months ago
@ratmanrussell Same here, I just hate how people ruin games for themselves by watching footage and claiming they played it.
TheSpazBunny 8 months ago
@TheSpazBunny I can't afford the game...so I enjoy the videos. /forever poor
COREarg 8 months ago
@COREarg /forever alone
Pact1558 8 months ago
@COREarg I think a simple part time job would be enough to pay for these games. :\
TheSpazBunny 8 months ago
I like the part where the turret was searching.
KeizNL 8 months ago
@ 1:07 if you put a portal lined up with red button the screen Wheatleys on will crack lol
TxMatrix 8 months ago
did anyone else just need like one chamber and it took you forever to fuckin find it in these videos? XD lol great vids btw i went through a couple to find the one i was looking for lol
samsamanthahh 8 months ago
For some reason, for me, there was no background music at all in half the tests, classical or otherwise. Which made me sad.
TheSpiderByte 8 months ago
"Here I'll turn the beam off-"
*video ends*
-.-...
NDawgHoyt 8 months ago 3
OMG at 00:03 GLaDOS sounds so sexy..
TheAzuredragon3 8 months ago 221
That my friend is WRONG W.R.O.N.G WRONG
tvadict1000 7 months ago
@TheAzuredragon3 LoL
quadrae555 6 months ago
LOL BSOD AT 01:40
eltiolavara9 8 months ago
Wheatley used to be cool.... now I shoot at his screen and yelll "die....die...DIE!! I HATE your freaking tests!"
ashlynnrip97 8 months ago 5
Am I the only one that took the "solution euphoria" thing a little wrong? Probably...
MalloryBlakk 8 months ago 130
@MalloryBlakk If you thought "Robot Cocaine" then no.
EmosnakeProductions 8 months ago
Awesome game!
ROBLOXains 8 months ago
i hate when that stupid LotR commercial
icanrap1 8 months ago
Arghh! Why I was not thinked that !
Slorater 8 months ago
I actually like Wheatley's taste in classical music. ;A;
KandyKrazed 8 months ago
in the diagram of the portal gun ad, they show that a small black hole is used. wouldn't it be better to use a worm hole?
randomacountboy 8 months ago
What happens if you hit the screen where Wheatley shows up more than once? Does nothing happen, or does the screen break?
MechaKaiser 8 months ago
@MechaKaiser nothing happens.
Polyhendron 8 months ago
Aperture computers run on windows lol
HardRaider123 8 months ago
7:04
Looks like the writers forgot a "you" in the sentence. :P
AuraChannelerChris 8 months ago
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Kenceo 8 months ago
12 people experience blue screen of death while playing.
Kenceo 8 months ago
is that a potato
nathan15494 8 months ago
@nathan15494 yes
kawigwapo 8 months ago
@kawigwapo
gonna mak me one with a tomato
nathan15494 8 months ago
@nathan15494 lol
kawigwapo 8 months ago
@kawigwapo
wish it wuz possible
nathan15494 8 months ago
@nathan15494 mods?
kawigwapo 8 months ago
@kawigwapo
i guess lol
nathan15494 8 months ago
@nathan15494 yes
SVFreedomFighters 8 months ago
wheatley is scotish
heraclesno 8 months ago
@heraclesno Are you fucking serious?
CooKsBCFC 8 months ago
Woooow.... Toby chose the hardest way of doing the first thes of this video... IT WAS SO EASY.
mewmew951 8 months ago
6:59 wheatley is acting like protonjon
ZakisBack96 8 months ago
damn ur smart would have took me hours to figure out one puzzle.. hell i wudnt even be that far
williams8410 8 months ago