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  • I think you mentioned me in the video???The Pill is another Nail in Europe's demographic coffin....

    It is what it is....MAYBE THE MUSLIMS,will let you emigrate from Eurabia IN 2 or 3 decades... To escape Sharia.....

  • What's your problem?

  • But I'm also supporting pro-lifers to be pro-lifers. Let each have their own, so we don't have to give two fucks about each other. Think of it as a weeding process. You don't want to spend months on a girl just to find out she'll swallow anything from anybody but the thought of loving someone enough to raise a family makes her gag. Those types are better left spreading diseases amongst themselves than corrupting your family tree. Let them have at each other until theirs no longer forks.

  • I find it amusing that the majority of pro-choice activists are teenagers and unmarried adults who just want to have random, gratuitous sex without consequence.

    Personally, I say let them have it. It'll be that much easier to decide whether someone is worth building a healthy relationship with, or just worth fucking and throwing away like the used condom you spent on her, once you find out she's a slut.

    In case you're confused, I'm supporting pro-choicers to be pro-choicers.

  • Plan B may or not be a counter-implantation in nature. However, to a practicing Catholic it is still artificial birth control = mortal sin. You Protestants are all fucked and going to hell anyway...so down the pills to your hearts content...

  • Its amazing you all take a parody so serious. So the better question is "Why so serious?"

  • for more questions and information - visit : the-morning-after-pill. com

    a greate info website on the subject

  • Haha the Jetsons. You're awesome!!!

  • [Things that upset of the christian riech in pill form... @1:38 stop priests sleeping with small boys pill...] Now Mark, that's a little extreme. The christian reich only gets upset when other people get upset over priests sleeping with small boys. They could care less if priests continue or discontinue that practice. Don't ask, and don't tell, they say!

  • i went to actually get the morning after pill and the pharmasis was an ass hole yelling at me sick down fill this out blah blah... sif i wasnt worried and upset enough and then u gota tell em about ur sex life and answer questions like wat is contraception... ffs i no wat that shit is but aparently sumtimes condoms rip!! if they think itl make girls more sensible there wrong... i didnt ask for the condom to break with my bf we been 2gether a yr, and im afraid the pill will make you infertile..

  • Bella, sorry you had such a terrible time. I needed one twice and the pharmacist (same one) was just a dear. You are not legally required to answer those questions.Just tell them the condom broke, and that's all they need to know.

    The pill will not make you infertile, but it does have some side effects. You could look into other options, like IUD's (which despite what some doctor's say, are possible for childless women).

  • if i new that i wouldnt have filled out the form but they said its like a prescription for there records.... thats a releif coz im going back on the pill even tho i dont agree with it...!

  • i really dont agree with abortions or the morning after pill it made me so upset and sick to know im killing what could be going on inside me but when you relise you could be pregant you then know how much you aren't ready and you look at everything instead of how cute and awsum it would be... my bf made me get it and im glad he has put some sence into me coz you should be ready and have it all plained when you have baby...

  • Hey, please don't torture yourself over it. chances are good your eggs were never fertilized, and that is was just a precaution. Some women take months to get pregnant even without any contraception. Even if they were, they were at the very, very early stages, before the eggs was able to nestle into your womb and grow. You shouldn't feel guilty.

    You say you were not ready; maybe now you can get to decide when you are and have a baby on your own terms :)

  • yea im over it now... i was just really stresses when it happened and it happened 2 months ago so im not ready yet haha... me bf wants to get married and everything b4 anything lol and now so do i kinder, but he is older and wants to wait for a long time and he wants me to be at a good age, but i wana be like 23 when i have my first kid but to him thats to early

  • i guess it depends on what constitutes a living human being or not. i personally think that when someone has no heartbeat they are no longer existing. therefore if you are a collection of cells with none of the organs to even produce the heartbeat then you arent alive. to suggest otherwise is to stare at people who's hearts have stopped and wait til time reverses it....somehow.

  • the 'could be' argument isnt scientific and fetuses should be treated with that same rules as current living people, in that when they have the same cell count as a mole, they arent human. i think the issue becomes so emotional because of the 'could be' and the ' might have' questions that living walking around people guilt over, and not the reality of the situation. ( i just realized you responded 2 months ago lol, woops damn new youtube)

  • so being on the pill makes me feel beter then turminating the baby if i did fall pregnant..! you are lucky to have a nice farmasist, it wasnt very nice to go in worried and so upset and then they treat you like that and you dont wana be talking about how it happened and your sex life coz then you hate sex after thats happened lol, i did for a bit... but now im all good...

  • please learn to spell. you would look as intelligent as I hope you are. No disrespect

  • who asked u... ifff u had a problim don reed or respond @ alllll

    ooopppppps me spelt it rong

  • are you fucking retarded? Don't read it.....Kinda hard to un-read something after figuring out that spelling sucked AFTER I read it. I have decided your intelligence isn't worth arguing anymore. you can keep replying and looking like a dumbass if you would like.

  • lol why would i look retarted your the retarted one for even replying to me telling me to spell if you know english then it wouldnt be that hard to figure it out dumb ass but im guessing your old and dont even have a clue how the kids right these days.... i wasnt looking for someone to reply to me telling me how to spell if you think i was id go back to school... i dont have the time of day to waste my time on stupid comments like your own

  • It should be illegal for you to even have children. passing on an IQ like yours is a true slap in the face to the human race.

  • thats pretty rude man. and ridiculous. i got the same catholic school (bullshit) education you did. the minute i got out (thank god) i went back and learned everything they had scanned over. I dont see what knowing about anatomy has to do with my IQ being low

  • not your IQ, bellamissy18's.  She is a dumb bitch.

  • oh lol, sorry to misread then

  • Birth control pills, if taken for extended periods of time, can make you infertile because they basically trick your body into thinking it is pregnant so that you produce no eggs. This can be permanent if your body chemistry is right and you take them over extended periods (punn intended)

  • Unbroken, It's rare, so rare that I actually had to go read up on it to find it.

    Usually this "infertility" is temporary and returns back to normal after about 6 months after stopping hormonal birth control. The implants are indeed trickier, as in some women they migrate and it becomes impossible to find (and it keeps pumping hormones, thus preventing pregnancy). However, if her intention is to take the pill for a few years before conceiving, it's fairly safe (though yes, it's medication)

  • Okay. I failed to realize that my Catholic high school education is probably not providing me with decent contraceptive knowledge :P

  • My Catholic high school never gave me any info on it...but experiences may vary (TM)

  • Do you not understand human anatomy. Women are born with a set number of eggs. It is men who make sperm over the course of their lives. Birth control does nothing to the number of eggs. Cancer, scar tissue, STDs can you make you infertile, not an extra dosage of estrogen. Withint 3 months of discontinuing birth control, the hormone element is removed, I dont know where you got your info

  • have you not read the comment that i posted? i said that my catholic education has fucked my intelligence of sex. atheism ftw

  • You're funny :)

    Love your accent, btw ;)

  • funny. We need more satire, its food for thought.

  • I have a dose of Plan B on hand, and the only thing it says on the package about after fertilization is it may inhibit implantation. It doesn't even say for sure that it does. It just says it may.

  • That is big pharma's way of playing fast and loose with language to sell you cancer causing steroids.

    Look up "pregestin hypospadias" and see what else they need linguists to write their warnings about.

    "Hypospadias has been reported in male and mild masculinization of the external genitalia has been reported in female babies exposed during the first trimester."

    enjoy!

  • I strongly urge you to read the article and revise the wording on your website, as your description of Plan B is being exploited by people who wish to portray Plan B as an abortifacient. "

    Well, let's hope the Mayo Clinic posts more accurate information about Plan B soon! Thanks for calling the error to my attention!

  • LOL !

    I'm sure the Mayo Clinic is quaking in their boots at YOU "firing off" an email to them to try and make them make the first few weeks of human development vanish.

    LOL !

  • ... The FDA and Duramed acknowledge that Plan B MAY inhibit implantation, but they use the word MAY intentionally because emergency contraception has not been proven to work in such a manner. A good survey of the medical literature is available in the October 11, 2006 issue of JAMA: Plan B and the Politics of Doubt. Frank Davidoff, MD; James Trussell, PhD. JAMA. 2006;296:1775-1778. (to be continued...)

  • YourAbusiveTone is very revealing. Dislike women who have sex, do you? Hmmm.... Dr. Freud would make a lot of that. In any case, NO ONE IS IN JAIL FOR BEING PRO-CHOICE! And RU-486 is NOT Plan B, so you failed the evidence test.

  • I wouldn't bother shooting you. You discredit the pro-life movement with everything you write. You just keep on conflating Plan B and RU486, you moron. Everytime a radical pro-lifer screams that birth control is murder, people who are undecided about abortion become a little more convinced that pro-choice is the reasonable viewpoint.

  • YourHumanRights, let me get this straight. Do you actually believe that after a woman takes the morning after pill, a "child" comes out of her body, and it is necessary to inspect it? What if there was no fertilized egg? What if there was no egg at all? What then? Take it again? Do you believe that women take Plan B, the morning after pill, after they have had a positive pregnancy test?

  • My or your beliefs are functionally irrelevant to the medical, scientific facts. But you and yours do your best to suppress the facts, and keep women in the dark. You and I both know that the morning after pills are a huge dose of breast cancer causing steroids (Progestin in the case of Plan B) that work sometimes before conception - and sometimes after. We're both fertilized eggs who were NOT effected by a human pesticide like this. It can also disrupt implantation ,and cause birth defects.

  • Sorry, Dr. Science, but I am NOT a fertilized egg -- maybe you are.  Can you please direct us to the documentation that Plan B can cause birth defects?

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  • @pennieroyaltea you may want to have a look at the latest gallup polls regarding this issue. Watching TV the night of November 2 should help, too..

  • @YourHumanRights And you just keep watching and inspecting the "babies" that come out of women who have taken the morning after pill. 

  • @pennieroyaltea Your life began the same time mine did. You became female the same time I did. The size and age of a human does not determine their human rights. Oh, I forgot, you're a killer. What do you care for human rights.. duh..

  • @YourHumanRights That's right, honey. I'm a "killer," because I advocate the use of birth control. You just keep on screaming your lunatic ideas, because you're helping the Pro-Choice Movement more than you know!  Okay, time for me to go take my birth control pill and MURDER another egg!

  • @pennieroyaltea You use strange phrases dreamed up by a crazy woman who supported Hitler, called blacks "human weeds" and gave speeches to the KKK. 'Congrats.' Keep spouting your anti science wherein human development doesn't exist anymore. Keep spreading and giving yourself breast cancer also. Science is much harder to keep quiet in the information age, isn't it?? See you on election night, honey.. Google "gallup pro life" Looks like you're old news..

  • @YourHumanRights You really need to get laid, honey. You got some weird pent-up energy.

  • ROFL "Common sense pill"

  • I love killing my children for my own convenience.

    I want to give my future children birth defects.

    I love breast cancer.

    I love making money crushing skulls and stopping hearts.

    I love preterm birth later in life.

    I love cerebral palsy in children.

    I love lying and keeping women in the dark.

    I love Planned Parenthood.

  • shut the fuck up ....some people are not ready for children.

  • but the children themselves were ready to live, not to be destroyed to facilitate someone else's own very selfish convenience.

    And those who survive this human pesticide have a far better chance of being born with birth defects. So WHO gave you the right to give a child birth defects ? Oh, I guess the same tooth fairy who gave you the right to kill them..

    Got it..

  • i got it jesus : D

  • then get this too:

    "I will maintain the utmost respect for human life, from the time of its conception; even under threat, I will not use my medical knowledge contrary to the laws of humanity; I will practice my profession with conscience and dignity

    Hippocratic Oath/Declaration of Geneva

  • Bravo ,a very good parady.That will piss off those conservative religious zealots.

  • It shouldn't be treated as lightly as a "morning after pill"....and it also shouldn't be misrepresented as an "abortion pill". It does not cause abortion - it prevents conception.

    Plan B is a big deal and our society as a whole - especially Liberals - have made its use out of control and somewhat a societal norm. I agree far right Conservatives are wrong to demonize the drug though.

  • It says right on the package that it works both before and after conception. Get real.. It's an abortion pill just the same as RU486 - you just don't know for sure which mode of operation was at play. With human rights, size doesn't matter.

  • The morning after pill is only given max within 72 hours. And generally only effective within the first 48 hours. What are you talking about? I hope I know what I'm talking about since I'm a pharmacist. I have never heard Plan B being given after 5 days. Do you even know how Plan B works? The mechanism would tell you you're wrong.

  • Actually, it's given away like candy at most universities now, and is even given to men who could put them in a woman's drink or food. It is also given without any of the breast cancer, birth defects, and other warnings.

    If taken three days later - and you can't tell when it will be taken - it is operating AFTER CONCEPTION about 90% of the time.

    Google "polycarp post fertilization effect." There are some doctors and pharmacists who care about womens/childrens health over your politics/sales.

  • Whether it is given away like candy has nothing to do with drug itself and more to do with lawmakers, doctors and pharmacists.

    I went to the website. Their studies and info are fuzzy at best. "it is operating AFTER CONCEPTION about 90% of the time" - I have no idea where you are getting this from.

    "It is also given without any of the breast cancer, birth defects, and other warnings" Not in my pharmacy. Don't go against a pill because some doctors and physicans aren't doing their jobs.

  • I meant doctors and pharmacists...not "physicians"...

    And for the record...you have no idea what my politics or values are.

  • IF indeed you are informing women of their increased chances of ectopic pregnancy, birth defects for whoever might survive, and breast, cervical, liver cancer - and arterial plaque and blood clots - then I would say thank you, but it would be better if you would refuse, like many have, to dispense this cancer causing human pesticide altogether.

    I encourage you to google "morning after pill side effects" and see what hundreds of women who have suffered greatly from this poison have said.

  • I read a medical article recently that had a graph which suggested that if the pills were taken within 1 day, there was a 10% chance that the mechanism was post conception, whereas by the third day it was 90%. Sorry, but I should have saved it and can't find it now. I'll keep trying. Of course, nobody knows for sure..

    The study, and others like it, are not fuzzy at all. I think there are just some facts that people don't want to read or know. There are plenty of other studies also.

  • Men are slipping them into women's drinks, now? Your lurid fantasies are showing. Can you provide any documentation whatsoever of any man EVER slipping a woman a Plan B?

  • uh, men are already in jail for being pro choice and putting RU-486 in their girlfriend's drinks..

    Look up youtube videos:

    "Man aborts girlfriend's baby" (note the term BABY...)

    and,

    "Outagamie RU-486 case may be a first"

    So.... WHY THE HELL would men not put these pills in their partner's drinks when they can get it so easily and it is much harder to detect!?!?!?!?!?

    The real world still matters, and your desperate attempts to keep women in the dark are SO easy to expose..

  • "It says right on the package that it works both before and after conception." No, it doesn't. It says it works to stop ovulation, and then it says "It is possible" that it prevents implantation. Quit lying, please.

  • from the Mayo Clinic website:

    "Progestin prevents the sperm from reaching the egg and KEEPS A FERTILIZED EGG FROM ATTACHING TO THE WALL OF THE UTERUS (IMPLANTATION)." (my caps)

    Your lies to keep women in the dark are easily shown to daylight. If it worked only before conception, the directions would need to say that you have to take it within 30 minutes, since it is possible for conception to take place that early. It can also disrupt implantation and cause many birth defects/miscarriage.

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  • I just fired off the following to the Mayo Clinic website guru: I want to make you aware that you have some information of questionable accuracy on your information page regarding Plan B emergency contraception.  Your website page says "Even so, the progestins make it harder for the fertilized egg to become attached to the walls of the uterus, making it difficult to become pregnant." The FDA and Duramed, manufacturer of Plan B, do not concur. (to be continued)

  • GOD ur accent is fucking anoying if its UK its ok but this has to Gooooooooooo!

  • hahahaha this cracked me up =)

    i took the morning-after pill today , but it did NOTHING about my hangover HAHAHAH

  • OBAMA GOT IN WOOOHOOO REJOYCE REJOYCE AMERICa, theres hope for you sorry buggers yet :D, also, sick vid man :) il ike

  • Obama Belongs to the TALIHANDGUNBAN.

    Obama's against a Woman's Right To Choose A Hand Gun for Self Defense to protect her Own Body from Bodily Harm.

    How's that for a blow to Women's Rights?

  • He is pro gun control in general.

    Meaning the woman who'd be trying to rape her shouldn't have a gun.

    Besides, aren't women already allowed to carry mace? That is much easier to conceal than a hand-gun, which, legally, you aren't allowed to hide at all, reguardless of gender.

  • this was the only thing that could calm me down when I realized last nights mistakes, thank you so much.

  • Shrek?!

  • LOL had girl come to the pharmacy and bought Plan B and a box of Trojans simultaneously! I said as she walked off looks like she is ready for a long night of murder and whorin'!

  • Hhaha hilarious.

  • I'm guessing this guy has done at least 3 hard drugs and concieved at least three children who were aborted afterward. Now he's making commercials for the cancer providers, peddliong steroids, and seeing to it that the ghouls at Planned Parenthood can make even more money killing.

  • "This video has been supplied for PARODY purposes only."

    ...Parody.

    PAROD- oh, never mind.

  • hahahahaha i loved it. !!!

  • is he scottish?

  • That's an Irish accent, far south of the border. Ireland's breast cancer rates are now souring as they've legalized these and many other steroids that they let ghouls peddle to women for profit. Like here, their own media will not dare talk about the connection. Awash in pharmaceutical money just like in the USA.

  • soaring - not souring..

    =o)

  • actually its scottish

  • Human rights will never go out of fashion, scumbag."I will maintain the utmost respect for human life from the time of conception; even under threat, I will not use my medical knowledge contrary to the laws of humanity.. Similarly, I will not give to a woman an abortive remedy. I will...do no harm."

    Hippocratic Oath/Geneva Convention/Universal Declaration of Human Rights.

  • YES I LOVE THAT EXACTLY

  • Amazing how many dummies buy into the pharmaceutical industry's lies just like so many bought into the tobacco industry's lies for so many years.. Plan B pills are very powerful STEROIDS that cause breast cancer, liver cancer, and cervical cancer just like their much less powerful cousins "the pill" do. And just imagine all the birth defects resulting when a tiny life manages to survive this pit bull sent into a uteris..

  • Well the abortion pill and Plan B are two totally different things. search Sanjay Gupta, CNN medical correspondant. he talks about it and explains things a bit better.

  • awesome!

  • lol

  • maybe your pharmacist replaced the pills with placebos

  • lol this guy is so everythingist

    and he's a scot ! nice one

  • everythingist? what does that mean? thanks

  • Yup, it's not an abortion pill, it prevents an egg from being fertilized, and does nothing if an egg is already fertilized.

  • lol

  • Haha, bringing up 'Teh abroshuns r ebel!!1" You win! XD Gay marriage pill, hilarious!

  • agreed!!

  • lmfao. I love it.

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you rock

  • lmao +5

  • Loved your "prescription" for laughter. Please don't stop trying to piss off the religous right.  Made my day!

  • Oh my god when I saw this video I posted it on my Pharmacy school server, everyone loved it! Mean while I happily dispense Plan B to who ever wants it. You are right its not an abortion pill.

    Cheers,

  • Thank you brotha you tell it how it is

  • Once again you impress, Mark.

  • Omfg, I love you. So much.

    Screw the christian god, Mark Day is MY god.

  • im an atheist go to hell!!

    Im a prolife athiest bitch

  • great great great . mark , you are really way too smart .

  • GREAT!! Fantastic!! Favorite + Subscription based on this video alone.

  • Theres a gay pill?

  • I've never needed it, but I have a couple of friends who have. The pill still makes you sick, but it's better than giving birth to an unwanted baby that will probably suffer from shaken baby syndrome because it's mother was a 15 year old girl who couldn't study for the SAT's with a screaming baby.

  • Awesome video. 5/5

  • Genesis is not to be taking literally. God directed evolution.

    and 5/5, this video is freakin funny...

  • ure a freakin idiot, EVOLUTION DID NOT HAPPEN...God made the earth and God alone

  • Yes we're idiots.... what else does the magic pill tell you?

    Honestly, if you dnt believe in Evolution you vote yourself out of the species, retard.

    BTW - Jesus = naked jew on a 2x4

  • nice

  • uh huh, are u calling ureself a monkey then? oh yeah, u prolly look like one, well anyways idk if you think that but if you believe in evolution u can pretty much call ureself an ape... tripleHBKane grew a dick on his arm

  • Technicly humans didn't evolve from apes, both evolved from the same ancestors. SO basicly apes are our brothers in a metaphoralway.

  • LOL Not to go all feminist, but am I the only one who sees that trying to ban the Morning after pill (as many things the religious right tries to do) is just another way to keep women subservient? As you said, old men can take a pill so they can bang their little trophy wives, but young women are supposed to have NO control over what goes in (or out) of their own bodies.

  • how come all of these comments are religious debates

    and what does "get out clause" mean

  • Your definately not that coolest dude in the world to me right now. No proof eh? And I suppose if i had a scientific checklist that showed everything in the Bible was real then you would believe i'm sure...so then free heven for everyone who can read yay!!!!...Don't think so, it's called faith and it works with outproof cuz that's what makes it faith. Just Try God...you won't be dissappointed. =D

  • I tried god. For 8 years. I was dissappointed. Then I realised there was a much simpler, more likely answer that had far less logical gaps. Without having to believe in something greater to justify my existence, I'm much happier.

  • then your a freakin idiot man...

  • cool

  • Jesus is the only way. As he truthfully stated, he is "The Way, The Truth, and The Light." Only through a relationship with Jesus, beginning with accepting Him into your heart as Lord and Savior, can you get into heaven, and no matter who you are, you can be saved, as well. Jesus loves you.

  • and what were saying is that theres no proof or logic to any of this Jesus stuff. if a smart person says "hey, this is not necessarily reliable just because the bible says it. why should we choose to believe in any of this were theres no proof, and

  • damn it i accidentally sent that before i was done. eh now i don't care. the main thing is that its such a stretch, so why should we take the time to follow it when it makes no sense and theres no way to prove its real.

  • the proof is in God and  his blessings. God is good and Jesus is teh savior.

  • haha what the hell. theres no logic in that to prove me wrong. say something that actually proves something. why are you choosing to believe that wen you don't have to. youre blindly believing that crap and ignoring all logic and reasoning. i srsly don't get it.

  • God is good to me and Jesus loves you, theres ur proof.

  • There's no logic to prove you right either. Could not have God controlled the process of evolution? And what proof is there that God doesn't exist?

  • blahh... and it's not proven he is real, so lets just agree he's not and move on with evolving.

  • Can you prove that there are no little green men living in space?

    Can YOU?

    Of course not, because you moron, nobody can prove a negative.

    But since you claim there is a a God, the impeteous, the burden is placed on you to prove his existence.

    We are waiting for your proof, that you will never be able to provide.

  • What if he was just joking? :)

  • I wonder if they're going to release those in Australia under the PBS...

  • no, jesus=savior

  • Jesus = imaginary friend for senile people.

  • LOL. "you got your stop priests sleeping with little boys pill.. if that's even possible." hahah. damn.

  • AMEN. RIGHT ON ALL THE WAY.

  • gaynetto you suck and your stupid poor looser family too specialty your transexual wife with her big addam apple of hers and her drug problem she is a fucking addict and your poor stupid kids they are pick at school thank's to you for been a fucking stupid morron on you tube poor kids they are pick on daily at school where is child services to take away this ass hole

  • lol from a christian

  • The last one went a little too far

  • That ROCKED! Awesome!!!!!!

  • and a pill pill.

  • Hahah. Omg, that is so fucking hilarious. xD

  • I love you...you're so awesome...

  • Great stuff!

  • Been a fan of yours for a while now... This is one of your best "written" ones I think. look it over again when you have the time. The formula and delivery are genius. Thanks for being you man... I look forward to your next work.

  • LOL i love that! "some which make sense, some, kinda crazy.'

  • where can i get the satanic rock pill??

  • Awesome video...just...awesome, man.

  • lol very funny i love scotish people!

  • yass! love me!

  • Because you have typed this.... You will get raped by a gigantic man that has an ass bigger than his body. However if you finally stop all of the pointless messages of love then you will miraculously survive the rape! Good Luck!

  • lol

  • HAHAHA omg this is awesome i love it

  • People can openly criticize christianity because it is the mainstream, "default" religion, at least where i live anyway. If you criticize muslim extremism in a modern country where there are more muslims (like egypt) it would be the same thing.

  • Hah... you reckon?

  • This ones good especially the last comment