Medvedev Putin animation 2010 english subtitles

[Vogulisy]

Go to hell Putin, criminal bastard...



[frananstey]

U have to know Russian to really get the point!!! Haha so funny!

Батюшки!!

[ZefyneArt]

Russians friaks xD

[NoNickHere111]

In Russia, we really hate this two persons. :)

ТЫ СУКА ПУТИН! А ТЫ ХОМЯК, МЕДВЕДЕВ!

... Ops. Now I have big problems....

[serpentus77]

@NoNickHere111, probably you have "биг" problems not "now", but "in general"... Problems associated with level of education

[78910703]

@NoNickHere111

говори за себя умник

многие любят Путина!

[bananafic]

Russia rulezZZzzZZ



[usenetposts]

This was going on in the bckground as a live broadcat on TV when I made my new year vid that year.

[bulletz4life]

only russian people would get these jokes, if your not russian there is honestly no point, because most likely you wont even get a chuckle out of it.

[xidioda]

@bulletz4life AND, those who know russian, ;)

[MrVazya]

Your translation on english is auful !!!!!

[serpentus77]

@MrVazya really 'auful' ? Probably you mean "awful". Yes, it is.

[MrVazya]

@serpentus77 yes, im sorry =_=

[NishaAndrew]

@MrVazya Omg. Your english spelling is awesome

[EvilWarlock666]

@MrVazya what translation ? there wasnt any !

[MrVazya]

@EvilWarlock666 i mean subtitles...

[allanikitskaya]

Вырезан ключевой куплет на тему "не страшны дурные вести, мы в ответ бежим на месте". Шутка.

[Sladeiosen]

Очень смешно! Но на мой взгляд, Медведев является лучшим президентом, чем Путин мог be.Hahahahahaha веселый.

[DieKerze1981]

Batman & Robin forever

[awesomemouse]

@DieKerze1981

Beavis and Butt-Head Do Russia.

[yuowatcher]

@awesomemouse Quote: "Beavis and Butt-Head Do Russia."

Fully agree! only Russians in majority are not as deep as you are to see it that way... hence they have what they have.

[DieKerze1981]

Hat der Putin nichts dagegen, dass seine Autorität so untergraben wird xD

[melindastrassekonig]

Very funny

[NervensaegenKiller]

Haha, these crazy Russains ;)

I don't understand anything but it's still funny :p

[Searcher123456789]

Me too, I suffer on internet, I'm sensured (by the americans :-)

[Searcher123456789]

Where is the english subtitle?

The dum 7/november/2010

[Searcher123456789]

@Searcher123456789

I found it :-)

[chiucw]

Is there a Russian Subtutile?? I want to learn about it. :)

[ClassicDragRace]

Medvedev is dumb like chair...

Putin was better...

[OlegTar]

A little clearer about Kiev.

This play on words.

In Russian phrase.

"Not by fairytales, pancakes and hounds puppies.

Sounds so:

"A ne baikami, blinami i borzimi shchenkami"

President of Ukraine at the time was Michael "Yushchenko."

In cartoon sung:

"A ne baikami, blinami i borzimi Yushchenkami"

[Ilias512]

Thank you so much for the translation !

[TheDikaya]

hahaahahaha)))))))))))))

[mapuo1998]

tha dance was the best!

[666Netherealm666]

Не смешно, просто толком ни о чем

[clairannette]

Hmmz... someone should have left the subtitling up to a professional perhaps.

[SkinoReturns]

What does Opa mean?

[gfan83]

@SkinoReturns Ора is interjection. Used for emotional accent.

[antitimax]

@naelrox not only ort.

"россия", ntv, ren-tv, sts.tnt and other freepay chanel are controlled

I can say what I want, but not only on this chanel..we have a lot of chanel with very low popularity with no control..

same about press..

same about all

everything, that has a high popularity are controlled..

on TV, you can not see the truth..

answer: We have freedom of speech under the bridge, but we dont have this freedom on TV

p.s "наерлокс" - this is your nick on Russian=)

[lioshenka]

What a crappy translation :/

[tazodevidze]

silly medvedev i putin

[naelrox]

hahahahaha

[NervensaegenKiller]

Thank you very much for translation!!

[zevsmd]

Перевод не очень...

[Normukhamedov]

Glubokii smisl......................

[PLD777]

@antitimax

You're stupid. Probably siting somewhere in Kentucky writing that shit. Russia has more freedom than I've ever seen in a country where you can still speak your mind and it's ok.

US says they have freedom but you better watch what you say, or do, or think...

[alvara120]

This is a portrayal of their voices right? Or is this actually them singing?

[blarkivald]

I guarantee Putin probably decapitated someone over this.

[antitimax]

@blarkivald This video was broadcast on nation TV, which is completely controlled by the government. No one was killed for this video. Video will not be shown on TV, if Putin and Medvedev do not like it.

We have no freedom of speech on TV.

P.S. I am from Russia.

[naelrox]

@antitimax yeah ok if your russian then im balck

[antitimax]

@naelrox you can think what you want..Я из России тупой наерлокс=)

и PLD777 - тоже=) слабо перевести тупицы?=)

[naelrox]

@antitimax u didnt prove anything; in our days its easy to translate anything into Russian on the net. tell me one thing in Russia that we cant say, one thing. Ok maybe ort is controlled by the government because it belongs to the government that why its controlled by it dumbass; but tell me one thing that we dont have freedom of speech to say?? сам ты тупой наерлокс

[cyberrate]

@antitimax That's a very questionable statement. There are plenty of opposition media in Russia. And Russian internet is swarming with rubbish about Putin and Medvedev. There is a show on ORT (main national channel) called "Prozhektorperishilton" the hosts often make jokes about Putin, Medvedev and Russian government in general.

[antitimax]

@cyberrate Russian Internet is already trying to control,you must wait a bit..

jokes - this is normal, but the opposition demonstrations, where people do not make jokes about Putin and say serious things, being dispersed by police(to google - "Как разогнали марш несогласных" first result) It does not show on ORT

[cyberrate]

@antitimax I have always wondered, what's the deal with these "несогласные" people? It is my understanding that they always protest in unexpected places where they have no permission to protest, is that correct? Anyway, I have found some pictures on [fishki_net] And it doesn't look all that harsh. For example when we had a riot in Tallinn one person got killed and 20 are missing, there are plenty videos in youtube how Estonian police actually kicks the shit out of people

[antitimax]

@cyberrate about this - when Putin or some other official traveling by car, blockaded roads and traffic jams formed .. and when people come every year to demonstrate they have been accused in that they prevent people from going to work .. Is this correct? That's where Putin is talking about it - watch?v=kClbyM90Tns

"Несогласные"- It is the opposition ..

I understand that everything is not so bad, and there are countries where a lot worse, but we have no democracy

[cyberrate]

@antitimax "we have no democracy" Please answer these: 1. what is a democracy? 2. who has democracy in your opinion? 3. Russia has no democracy because Putin causes traffic jams? 4. Why do you need democracy? 5 Do you know that same people who promote democracy invade remote countries like Iraq? Russia is just 20 years old and only 10 of them it has been going somewhere and it is a country that spread through 16 timezones. I think for such a huge and young country they are doing extremely well.

[antitimax]

@cyberrate I knew that you ask this. 1) Open your textbooks and see what democracy is. The source of power - the people. 2) See the first paragraph. 3) No 4) I know (I live in Russia and I do not care about the U.S.)

Yes, Russia young country, but it is not a democratic way.

The number of time zones do not matter ..

[cyberrate]

@antitimax "The source of power - the people" wouldn't you say that vast majority of Russian people support Putin as the ruler of their country? I mean that's what they want and that's what they have, it's a democracy then, isn't it?

[antitimax]

@cyberrate We do not have democratic elections .. This is a great idea .. And everyone knew it .. but not all, the fight .. Many people do not care ..

Look at this - watch?v=zi8t9QfRxuI

so MPs vote in the Russian parliament ..

[cyberrate]

@antitimax The text you wrote makes no sense. Anyway I think it is safe to say that people of Russia want Putin as their leader, don't they?

[antitimax]

@cyberrate "The text you wrote makes no sense." Why?

Medvedev won more than 70% of the vote. This really? While neither Putin nor Medvedev has never participated in the debate.They want to increase the presidential term of office. Why do these elections? The result does not matter. In Russia, ruled by one party - United Russia..was the same in the Soviet Union..the only difference is that our country is called "Democratic "

Authorities didn't ask the people: they want to or not

[cyberrate]

@antitimax "Why?" well because it's just a bunch of words. Presidential elections is when government asked the people whom they want to see as a president. If people voted for Medvedev it means that they want him to be their president. And that's the essence of democracy. People vote for Putin and Medvedev because their live gets better under their rule. And that's again the democracy. There are a lot of problems (corruption etc) imagine how bad it was if someone else was the president.

[antitimax]

@cyberrate you do not listen to me .. read my previous post ... we do not have democratic elections .. people do not choose ..=> we do not have democracy ..

something not clear?

[cyberrate]

@antitimax Did the candidates list on 2008 elections consisted of only D. Medvedev or were there any other candidates? Were elections forged? If none of the above is true then people actually had a choice didn't they? "people do not choose" - the fact that most of them chose Medvedev doesn't suggest that they do not choose. There were other candidates but people chose Medvedev. It's democracy, mate.

[antitimax]

@cyberrate How much Russian do you know? I live in Russia. All my friends did not vote for either Medvedev or Putin for?

Is this democracy, mate? Everyone in Russia only say that we have a shitty government .. Is this democracy? ..

At Wikipedia you will find more about the 2008 election ..

[cyberrate]

@antitimax I am Russian. So are you saying that because all your friends didn't vote for Medvedev and he still won it means that there is no democracy in Russia? I really don't understand what you mean. Write me a message in Russian may be I can understand you that way.

[antitimax]

@cyberrate Блин,если ты русский, то какого чёрта..писал на английском...я сколько раз сказал, что живу в россии...а то заколебался с этим переводчиком..

А теперь по теме:

Смотрел фильм ФСБ взрывают Россию..там показывали как прикрывали НТВ..так вот у нас нет свободных СМИ..а то что есть имеют очень низкий рейтинг..и если они начинают быть более популярными, то их либо начинают контролировать, либо опускают и закрывают.

По поводу выборов.Ты веришь,что в России работают выборы?(щас напишу дальше)

[antitimax]

@cyberrate посмотри ролики которые я тебе скидывал..так голосуют в нашем парламенте...посмотри на рейтинги независимые и результаты выборов...

на орт жириновского давно уже не пускают...это большое представление...

на концовку которого мы никак не можем повлиять...ты правда русский?

[antitimax]

@antitimax по существу..у нас нет свободных выборов => народ не выбирает=> у нас нет демократии..

не считая того, что у нас нет свободы слова..

[cyberrate]

@antitimax И вообще демократия, по моему, ужасно переоценена. Например наша страна (Эстония) по рейтингам демократии намного выше России но у нас конкретно прессуют Русских на уровне закона не дают гражданство только за то что у тебя родители Русские. А если ты начнешь защищать права Русских в Эстонии ты сразу будешь объявлен агентом КГБ. Так вот я спрошу еще раз: а нужна ли нам она, демократия? Покрайней мере такая какой ее пытаются втюхать бедным Иракцам и Афганцам (Эстонцам уже втюхали).

[antitimax]

@cyberrate Кстати..я именно этот вопрос не поднимал..я сам не сторонник демократии..и это очень сложный вопрос..больше философский..

просто тут подняли вопрос демократии в России..и я постарался объяснить, что её нету..

а про США скажем так - она не воплощение демократии..

[kachala]

@cyberrate а мне латышка рассказывала как с ней в Латвии разговаривали на латышском и она просила по русски а ей всё равно на латышском говорили.

[gldanski22]

@cyberrate ruskix chto presuyut kak ti pishesh,eto ne potomu chto ploxaya tam demokratia a potomu chto net doverie k ruskomu cheloveku, k ruskomu narodu.izmenites vi (ponimayu kak trudno budet vam eto sdelat) i podrugomu i otnositsya i nachnut daje uvajat.

[brabrouze]

There are indeed some translation mistakes but it's difficult to translate Russian puns and phrases into English...I would like to translate it into French

[brabrouze]

There are indeed some translation mistakes but it's difficult to translate Russian puns and phrases into English...I would like to translate it into French

[brabrouze]

what is the name/title of the music/song ? thx

[LynxRunner]

I try to read a lot about Russia, so I understand some of the jokes here. :) I look forward to the day when my studies will let me understand all of this. I love Russian political humor.

[Hermes4th]

America and Europe. Not for long anymore.

Canada and Russia...New World Order!!!

Red and White! New World; New Heart..!New Idea..!

If we can't do it...nobody can.

Yes..!Yes..!Yes...!

[Hermes4th]

I mean...I LOVE Russia!

Russia...here i come!!!

[Hermes4th]

: ) Haha! i Like Russia!!

[fantomazer70]

In Russian it sounds like poetry, and translated into English turns out not funny and there are phrases which are not translated. It makes no sense to translate it

[1nsdoteu]

@fantomazer70

agree. and subtitle time line is poor..

[OlegTar]

@fantomazer70

Да тут проблема только с борзыми Ющенками.

But here the problems only with the hounds Yuschenko puppies.

[slvs0]

Промедвепутский гумус.

[SeboizmTR]

Putin is Secret Communist My Idol !

USSR!

Gorbachev and Yeltsin were worsts

Lenin Stalin and Putin best

[allysonand]

Get your facts strait stalin was worde tha hitler.

[1945Luftwaffe]

@allysonand go fuck yourself kid

[mino117american]

communist bastards, changing the lyrics to your anthem and your flag doesnt make you a democracy. im watching you soviet union

[alinytch]

It could be funny if it wasn't that sad ( State channel N1of Russian TV is presenting a Soviet satire-light show (never criticize the top, blame it on others - mostly foreigners and those who oppose)

[W1nnie7hePooh]

LoL! You, guys, even don't try to understand russian people... There are only 2 troubles in Russia: fools and roads! But it's really very funny! Awesome!

[slej28]

hard to translate this

[pushkin89]

I think it's impossible to translate this jokes as they are very specific. You have to live in Russia to understand what they are talking about

[slej28]

ты бы профиль мой посмотрел бы чтоб понять что я русский

[kuzja124]

you can learn russian in other countries too

[Wyldstylist]

@pushkin89 I know some russian from peoples republic communist days of the nowdays US-led neofascist republic that i escaped ...

But i think the translation is extra fun :D

[kachala]

@pushkin89 it' s impossilbe translate in russian because russian language is anothet. and translate poetic temas very difficult.

[OlegTar]

@pushkin89

possible, possible.

[chiucw]

@pushkin89 Haha, really, I looked up those events on the news or Google.

[Warabnap]

@pushkin89 that's right))

[Magikshroomgirl]

TUN ON CAPTIONS

[NO061]

・・・作者生きてる？

[DarkArts63]

where are the subtitles? they're not there

[obender71]

It's always difficult to translate jokes. We italians have one of the best movie dubbing of the world but when it come with humor often the focus is not to going close to the text.

It is a funny translation, it catch the esprit. Thx.

[Prayerefire]

Where are the subtitles? I see none.

[victoriyabaku]

that guy with big head is putin?

i love how he dance

[HemeHaci]

are you living under a rock?

[victoriyabaku]

what ?

[HemeHaci]

you should be living under a rock for failing to recognize Putin..

[victoriyabaku]

lol im dont living under rock

[brentslivenewyears]

"someone of us"

translation is pretty bad.

someone should translate the ideas so that everyone can enjoy it.

It shouldn't be necessary to understand wtf is "pivolyova" to enjoy the ideas.

Someone?

[serpentus77]

Dear Sir, you are so talented! Probably, you can explain, how you understand the annotation:"simplified english translation"? Whether it means Oxford's dictionary accuracy? And secondly, we have made this translation so quickly, as it possible, only because hundreds users of the Network asked about that. Besides, this animation is a simply joke, not a Putin's Munich speech.

[brentslivenewyears]

I think everyone should enjoy the benefits of a good translation. Your teacher never gives you a "5" because she understands you were in a hurry when you did your homework.

But fine... I'll make one so an average american can at least understand the jokes.

[Maltushka]

@serpentus77 lol, great answer!

[ircpresident]

May I ask, where are the subtitles? I can't see it, really!

[ybelov1]

До какого маразма и скудоумия дошло официальное руссийское ТВ.

Когда-нибудь наши потомки посмеются над этим, а сейчас, пока эта хунта правит Россией, ей богу, не смешно.

А английских субтитров что-то не видно.

[serpentus77]

происки хунты, скорее всего...

[Thechalfonts]

Wow. For once the Russians actually dared to poke mild fun at their leaders - I suppose we should be impressed. No doubt Putin thought it would be good for morale.

[WorldOfWarcraftlol1]

wait what? first time to poke at their leaders? you have been living in a different world. making fun of leaders have been a tradition throughout the year since 1990. every single comedian makes jokes about them.

[dogbutter99]

did it say something about people going to jail for corruption? ha! what a joke.. i guess the whole russian population will be in jail.... including putin.

[Sokolok1990]

russian humour with russian politicians)))))) cool)

[fredriksvinhufvud]

I do not see any subtitles? How do I turn them on?

[WorldOfWarcraftlol1]

the translation is an epic fail and delivers only 5% of what is said

[CrocidileGena79]

@WorldOfWarcraftlol1 but if you not speak native russian and know what is being talked about, it is hard to translate to English - idioms and stuff.

[WorldOfWarcraftlol1]

i speak native Russian, and i speak English as second language. i could translate that better. you know, take the idioms and all that stuff and match it up with english ones. instead this translation goes terribly wrong lol

[CrocidileGena79]

yeah it could be better, but some of the stuff you need to understand Russia anyways to laugh at - Preved Medved, Yushchenko etc. !!

[serpentus77]

ок, if you can translate better, please, do it or shut up & fuck yourself. примите искренние уверения в безграничном к вам расположении :/

[dudeglove]

@serpentus77 Thanks for the translation! The others can go fuck themselves for criticizing you.

[Niffiwan]

Thank you for the translation. But:

Could you also add a SECOND caption track? (it is possible to do this on Youtube) The translation that TheRussianKitty posted in comments below is very good, not perfect but much better than the current one.

[serpentus77]

@Niffiwan ok, I did it.

[Niffiwan]

Thanks. They both have good and bad points, really.

[channelost]

bad translation though

[VoxInExcelso]

"As for Project Nabucco, it can go get 'trucked', you know!

Take THAT America and Europe!"

Hahahahaaaaa! The Zionists must be FURIOUS about this!

Putin ROCKS!!!!!!

[MrCapObvious]

If we translate this video for English, then it is meaningless and will not smeshno.Video contains phrases that can not be translated into English. Americans, learn Russian

[Avagion]

@MrCapObvious

Frenchmen, dutch, germans, arabic, italians, ...

It's translation in english goes further than America though ... :-/

And that "learn Russian"-remark: I will not learn russian just to understand this film.

This is not an attack towards the language :) it's just common sense.

Я не хорошо говорю пa-русский. Они говорят быстро :)

[dogbutter99]

@MrCapObvious . why would we learn russian? soon, no one will speak it.

[CrocidileGena79]

@MrCapObvious Иди к ебаной матери!

[monkeysalad]

What are they saying? Where are the english subtitles?

[igorvasilevsky]

Learn Russian, stupid!

[dalmatovo]

TO igorvasilevsky

Good suggestion!

BUT ... without the final word!

[aptek2008]

click on the triangle on the right and click on "captions"

[aleksltv]

весьма недурственно, весьма....

[banway]

where is the translation?? )))

[aleksltv]

press triangle button in right corner and then "Tur on Caption"

[1969EMM]

What can someone say?brilliant just brilliant. I also wonder why we don't have something similar in UK?

[DjDiversant]

Так себе

[TheBionicl]

ААААААААААА сУПЕР 5/5

[SuperDururu]

нда...=)))

[XyLIO201O]

ага!

[Stanidir]

Забавный ролик, улыбнул.

[BerliozRu]

Study RUSSIAN language boys & girls....

[George068890]

i have studied Russian from 4 through i am Georgian years now i am 14 and i know Russian as well as Georgian

and i feel very sorry for them who doesn't know Russian because it is one of most wide spread languiges as English Yeah I know English and German Too

happy 2010 to all

[MrGanimed]

ГРАЦЦЦ

оч понравилось!!!

[ripacipa]

click buttun in right side of bar to see subtitels

[shockolanu]

Hopa!

[gabrielagogu]

no KGB games man. just turn captions on or off

[serpentus77]

:D :D

[serpentus77]

'This is a riddle for me - why some people don't see subtitles. Probably, it is games of bloody KGB. :D In any case there is good alternative, thanks to TheRussianKitty.

[MASTERCHIEF0071]

You have gone American to drag

[DavoutViceEmperor]

It is a very nice vid but I do not see the god damn translation into simplified english or what anywhere...!!!!!

[OlegTar]

Enable annotation

[DavoutViceEmperor]

thx man... :-)

[StSungirl]

haha! i like it! Putin is the best!!! hop hop hop!!!!