Norm MacDonald 2003.mp4

[senorjiveturkee]

Haha in this one he says polish, in another he says scottish.

[v4lkyr]

John Glenn the asstronaut.

[SuperRaysWeedPipe]

Can't... Stop... Watching... Norm

[MadCircle01]

@SuperRaysWeedPipe tell me about it

[JayPivot]

Blibbitty blah blah blah blah

[andrewm153351]

blibbity blah blah

[coldbedsheets]

@andrewm153351

@vigorousAtheist

Blibbitty blah blah blah

[vigorousAtheist]

bibbity blah

[infestedbigmac]

@vigorousAtheist ass penetrator

[9kenny5]

He's just naturally funny.

[charlesvan13]

I think the rectal search is only done in special circumstances.

[votumseparatum1]

I love the awkwardness of his joke. It's like the joke never gets there but it's there.

[KingMinosxxvi]

I love norm man !!!!!!

[lowlypeasant]

Thats exactly how long that Stan Hooper show lasted. 1 minute.

[NOVIDSHEREEVER]

cuban hamburger=cuban. hamburg er

[NOVIDSHEREEVER]

why is norm better than don rickles? walks in waaay faster

[WillKablam]

thats kitchener leslie's girlfriend

[linjeeC]

Funny how Conan's almost exactly 6 months older than Norm (off by a day). Love these two together.

[1758jp]

mp4MacDonalNorm 2003.mp4 2003Norm 2oaded by chairmanofthebored89 on 15 Jan 2011

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[hotrodyoda1]

12:12 ford sure knows when and where to advertise

[dingdongpingpong69]

"now they're filling around in john glenn's ass"

[Hermoor]

IQ 85

[stonebridge999]

So he says to me, he says to me, he says...

[BossCrib]

So smart. Love Norm.

[MuseseekerMan]

damn he's good.

[pinkfluffyguy]

interviews arent this long anymore

[Sattedesu]

i think the uncle hector story was repeated in that other conan & norm vid, the one with andy being swedish german xD

[toterkater]

@Sattedesu they are very much alike, but the punchline is completely different

[iceman8067]

13:10 That look from Conan is "I'm trying to hang in there with you buddy, I really am." lol

[freakmagicmusic]

Haha! So funny I poop pant big time!

[joeylarin]

turned out it was a hardware store 

[lehtinen21]

Lol Conan didn't get the last joke.

[nThanksForAllTheFish]

John Glenn, outstanding astronaut, did not go to the moon.

[Lumpycpu]

norm has relatives of all nationalities and eras.

[mcg102789]

I love how after the punchline that is like a second of dead silence before everyone gets it lol

[pojojohnson1234]

He was from my cousin's side of the family

[samuelsixvids]

@pojojohnson1234 mine too

[Erilis666]

"with racists you have to really get through to them," lmao. I love the long list of examples.

[jalbubba]

he aged fasttt... lol... thats what happens when you live :)

[human0un]

that story was so fucking hilarious

[jmarinio]

Freaking funny

[Rayla840]

@TheCroatiaKid Yeah, that's how he became rich and successful.... by shutting up. You're retarded!!!

[TheCroatiaKid]

@Rayla840 no, I'm fine. your sense of humour sucks though, if you like Conan. He's annoying, stupid and awful, just like you. 

[Rayla840]

@TheCroatiaKid Oh, ok. You're not retarded, you're just a miserable kid. You young man are worse than Hitler!!!!

[derflotr]

HA. Norm just told a variation of this horny miner joke on Conan last week.

[Kernnee]

I nearly cried laughing so hard at that hobo joke.

[nokturnSoul]

'we have sex with animals here' just so casually lol...

[povilasbacevicius]

his way of speaking is awesome and nobody tells better stories than norm!!

[thewhiteguy90]

the tale of uncle hector was the best story i hav ever heard.i laughed,i cried,i hav a new found outlook on bestiality and the stealing of a man's pig girlfriend...norm is so epic!!!

[summerease]

He worked long, he worked hard and he worked for a looooooooww wage. But he was a man

[Erilis666]

@summerease he was! :D

[summerease]

He worked long, he worked hard and he worked for a looooooooww wage

[CeruleanFilms]

Norm is not Polish. He really is of Scottish ancestry.

[md4bush]

@CeruleanFilms His mom is jewish so he is a scottish canadian jew.

[simoncaca]

and now they're filling around in john glenn's ass

[MrKingx11]

norm is trying hard to not say he's half jewish 

[AvsFan]

I just realized that the Polish joke is essentially the same joke as the moth joke he did on the tonight show with Conan.

[WillHerndon]

they had a law of their own, the railroad cops...

[joelyboi20]

norm just kills me with every utterance from his ridiculous little face

[jermo6676]

If I ever am lucky enough to run into Norm, the first thing I'll say to him is "Hey! Beam me up Scotty!!"

[Barison]

The hobo mining story is just EPIC.

[LordThree]

@Barison Conan acted like he forgot all about ol' Kitchner Leslie when Norm mentioned him again recently.

[FATWONTON]

@Barison How was he a hobo?