Lex Luger Promo - "The Rebirth Of The Total Package" - 9/27/99

[Mistaken4starz]

all that effort to look like that, and now he looks like a skinny crack addict.

[peterp21]

@Mistaken4starz I think that might have had something to do with him being a borderline quadrirpalegic for a couple years. Kinda hard to work out when you can't use your legs and can barely move your arms. Hey, didja notice Christopher Reeve stopped looking like Superman when he broke his neck?

[Mistaken4starz]

@peterp21 oh Im sure theres a perfectly valid reason for it.

[FreeRealmsization]

U FUCKING MORONS THAT IS STILL LEX LUGER WHO ELSE WOULD HAVE A BODY LIKE THT! FUCKING MORONS

[TheIndestructableD]

Turned out to be a fucking abortion.

[MrSexC119]

Why was the Shockmaster beckoning Tony Schiavone?

[Leg3ndKilla687]

Rest in Peace Lex Luger

[TeamTowers1]

I never understood what m thing on his oufit was men to be.

[peterp21]

@TeamTowers1 It was the logo for the gym that he owned with Sting. I think it was called The Main Event gym (which is why Chuck Palumbo took that nickname in his Luger knock off gimmick a few months later).

[MrHorrorfilmfanatic]

lex luger couldn't wrestle but man did he have a body

[alphatoddio]

Lex luger all show and no substance....got by on looks alone....not a legend....killed miss elizabeth. I could go on on.

[XKombat1]

i was there

[MegaManUniverse]

This promo is fuc*in' amazing!!!!!!!!!!

[thefaceofdeath]

I forgot that they rehired the Black Scorpion to do this promo...

[LucaToni101]

too bad he did roids and suffered a strock, still good though that he's alive

[666ofdoom]

Debut of the total package, shit gave me the chill hahaha fking awesome.

[Joecbg100]

Is Luger's theme Terminator-ish or is it me?

[gdphantomkilla]

Can u Imagine if the cops pulled this guy over " Ok mr. The Total Package"

[wogacelli]

Despite his faults, Luger had probably the most amazing natural physique in wrestling during his time, and he was 41 here! Credit to the man looking a million bucks at that age

[wherewhenwhat]

Male vanity 101

[KingBurkey]

Damn when he stood up he looked like a fucking terminator. Also like to give a damn to Elizabeth and a few other things.

[wonryan1]

R.I.P. Miss Elizabeth

[Rollermacka]

Jesus christ, can you believe Lex was 42 at this time?

[wonryan1]

@Rollermacka to be exact he was 41

[eslubin]

cheesy

[Goldfirebird18]

wow what a changover

[jerzeefranky3475]

@JamaTheTitan...HELLZ YEAH!!!...THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER LIKE MISS ELIZABETH!!!!!...RIP 2 THE REAL "TOTAL PACKAGE!!!!!

[JamalTheTitan]

The REAL Total Package is at 2:38. My GOD.

[EnforcerX71]

@JamalTheTitan

He should have known as Totally Roids more like.

[CraigJericho]

I kind of like this rehash by Luger,a better version of the Narcissist gimmick he did in WWE

[lisgod3]

Miss Elizabeth truly got hotter with age.

[Simmeringtim]

Super Brawl Saturday!?

[zuneloader]

LMAO@"and look at it" Fucking love Heenan. Elizabeth is/was bad as fuck btw

[EnforcerX71]

So essentially, Luger & WCW pretty much re-did his debut from when he joined the WWF in 1993 as "Narcissist" Lex Luger...

[19seandel78]

narcissist eat your heart out.

[Angryneck]

This makes so little sense it actually made perfectly reasonable things more ridiculous simply by existing.

[Rollermacka]

It's sad, I really miss the pageantry that late WCW displayed

[MrTalldude87]

epic promo, nuff said.

[theenforcer1977]

vince russo writing at its best

[CarlOlskamp]

@theenforcer1977 I think that Russo wasn't even responsible for that crapfest. Didn't he start at Halloween Havoc that year?

[CarlOlskamp]

Sadly Elizabeth never posed for Playboy :(

[Rippedtoshredds23]

and can someone please let me know what luger did beside the following: a running closeline, flex and the torture rack. I mean lets face it; the guy just was a boring ass werestler to watch. Just watch the footage of him it will prove it.

[mar104u]

@Rippedtoshredds23 how about the power slam, gorrilla press, super plex, pile driver(the original attitude adjustment!!) atomic drops.... what footage were u watching ?!?!?!? because this isn't a match

[mar104u]

@Rippedtoshredds23 how about the power slam, gorrila press, pile driver( the original attitude adjustment), superplex, full nelson is that enough 4 u?? besides, what footage were u watching, because this isn't even a match!!

[latinsoldierb]

roids

[Bigdadaman]

Great Upload man!

When we think about it this is over ten years ago..and it feels like it was yesterday..

Surely Lex Luger wasnt the best example for all things he did but he deserved a better goodbye from Pro Wrestling . He was working his ass off to look like that !

[Angryneck]

@Bigdadaman

A whole lotta needles died to make that look happen.

[TheOriginalDivaSable]

2:38 - WOW!!! Very beautiful.

[rescobar1997]

I saw this live. Lex Luger is a beast. The Total Package = Epic

[MrColombianchino]

Miss Elizabeth looks really sexy and sophisticated...I miss her so much :o(

[cruelintentions9978]

I never saw this funeral scene. It's kind of erie..watching this and knowing that Elizabeth has passed on.

[pimpingman1]

Liz was sexy round this time in wcw

[WCWite]

Oh and wow Liz looked sexier than ever in this!

[TheREGISMarkV]

shes history

[Lewis1711]

@WCWite  Textbook MILF

[Rollermacka]

@WCWite Yea, I stil find her one of the hottest chicks ever in wrestling

[wonryan1]

@WCWite amen to that!

[WCWite]

I remember this like yesterday, is that the Shockmaster talking in the beginning? lmao

[Ragehead91]

If it wasn't for the stupid funeral bullshit in the beginning, this could've been good. Stuff like this only works for guys like Sting, Undertaker or Kane.

[BrianLG100]

Yeah the Funeral wasn't even great, but the other shit was.

[cheyennemcman]

WOW! I remember this and I have been looking for it for ages! Wow!

[sonofsarek]

how sad...i remember this.

[BrianLG100]

There is no other Like "The Total Package" Lex Luger!

[mar104u]

@BrianLG100 how right you are!!!!

[BrianLG100]

@mar104u Ijust know!