Give me a woman with a cat over a woman with a dog any day. If a cat loves you, it is true friendship because it has chosen you. It is easy to get a dog to love you, because it sees you as the leader of the pack...but its owner becomes its slave, walking, walking and all that damned walking...
@bill4long You obviously have no idea about cats and have certainly never had the pleasure of sharing your home with one. All my cats have gone walks for miles with me, not for food but because they wanted to and enjoyed my company. One even escaped from an overnight stay at a vet and walked 15 miles to get back to my home. I am sure he would have found other sources of food on the way but chose to keep on going. Yes, I was a source of food but also warmth and love.
The cat got it right on the multiple choice questions. Most modern women are bat shit crazy. The only thing they have to offer is a used up pussy ! And they still can't understand why they cant get a man let alone keep one.
hahhahah XD good joke, but really, I didn't stay in long relationships, and when I met this new gorgeus guy, I was scared that he will leave soon. Tomorrow night, kitten climbed on my leg, and I took him home, and told the guy, and he loved cats. after two days kitten got sick, and guy came to help me...Now he is my hubby , we have two cats.... And now I think maybe that first kitten wasn't sick XD you just have to have right cat ;D
Islam is the solution. I have become a Muslim, and now I have a wonderful life, happiest ever! The most important thing is that my husband was virgin, and he had never sexed before. Now, I trust him, he has given me limitless freedom. Why none of our people, in West, or at least 95% (according to a resent survey) cannot be trusted? Is life only sex and food? I thank God and now I am proud that I have found ultimate freedom. It's been 20 years since we married. We have three children.
@TheChocolateSoul I'm not saying 9gag is bad, I came from there too. I'm just saying it's annoying when EVERYONE has to say they're from the site. It's not original, and you could accomplish the same thing by liking the top comments. So there.
There are guy who own cats too, do they have the same problems?
obeeah 20 hours ago in playlist Liked videos
Ahahaha , thats why I prefer dogs :)
bahamadiah 4 days ago
British women are just so ugly. No wonder why the cat saves these guys :D
Peatce 5 days ago 3
I love this lol I'm single but I have dogs...they're up to no good too!
medtano 1 week ago
Loved this LOL
twobeavers 2 weeks ago
Brilliant. In both the American and British use of the word.
razioak 2 weeks ago
her pussy is the ultimate cock block lol
MadaOOS 2 weeks ago
None of those men worth keeping. The cat was right
HuLuBu2 2 weeks ago
my mother has 4 cats and is married..i live with her so no wonder xDDD LOL
taildfox1 2 weeks ago
What an ASSHOOOOOOOOOOOOLE!!!!
Capnbobisgay 3 weeks ago
She has a crazy pussy.
ukillinmepeety 3 weeks ago 19
looooool
coolboy16 3 weeks ago
Just GREAT!!!!
ebennett7 3 weeks ago
I own a cat... who am I kidding I own 3! I'm gonna die alone.
nogosh22 3 weeks ago 6
this is why dogs are for the win.
felixthemaster1 3 weeks ago
Battlecat 3. BRRRR BRRRRBRRRRBRR!!
TheKoijotito 4 weeks ago
Pretty damn funny.
makkein 4 weeks ago
I love the option of clicking "bipolar psycho" on that dating website. I might try it !
butterflyhugsopera 4 weeks ago
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m0naryta 4 weeks ago
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DeathrowWSHC 4 weeks ago
I love the moment when the cat cleans off the wall! Priceless!
ifihadadime4 1 month ago 2
who got here from failblog?
EinLienZ 1 month ago
you don't know what to do ?? get rid of the fu*king cat first thing !!
speed15987 1 month ago
@speed15987 She doesn't (didn't, at least) know about what it was doing.
TheKoijotito 4 weeks ago
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@TheKoijotito if she doesn't know well we do
somebody needs to tell her :p
speed15987 3 weeks ago
This made me giggle! Love it!
arrianealexander 1 month ago
Bad bad BAD KITTY!
mommyandkeiki 1 month ago
always remember
women with cat fetish = nogo
progammler55 1 month ago
Good thing that I'm a dog person :D
kukurica225 1 month ago
clingy batshit crazy..FTW LOL!!
stonerbychoice 1 month ago
that darn cat!
quebecfille2009 1 month ago
Cats suck
Jeffkanku 1 month ago
@Jeffkanku
Why...?
23aztek 1 month ago
this pal is smarter than me!!!
HOOTECAT 1 month ago
this was OBVIOUSLY written by some 'dog-worshiping' cat basher;
funny though
obeeah 1 month ago
Omg.. that is me.
Except I'm a 20 year old straight man..
sigh.
peterfgilbey 1 month ago
How the fuck did this tripe make it on David Icke's site??
transientdreams 1 month ago
@transientdreams Have you seen cats eyes? They are controling our women to not breed the hairy reptile bastards.
Then they fuck of to the moon where they feed the fishheads to Elvis.
Mr66crowley 1 month ago
Give me a woman with a cat over a woman with a dog any day. If a cat loves you, it is true friendship because it has chosen you. It is easy to get a dog to love you, because it sees you as the leader of the pack...but its owner becomes its slave, walking, walking and all that damned walking...
bullyweeclive 1 month ago 3
@bullyweeclive cats don't "love" anyone. They see you as a food source. Period.
bill4long 1 month ago 2
@bill4long You've never had a cat... or if you have you must be a right cunt if it didnt love ya........
Mr66crowley 1 month ago
@bill4long You obviously have no idea about cats and have certainly never had the pleasure of sharing your home with one. All my cats have gone walks for miles with me, not for food but because they wanted to and enjoyed my company. One even escaped from an overnight stay at a vet and walked 15 miles to get back to my home. I am sure he would have found other sources of food on the way but chose to keep on going. Yes, I was a source of food but also warmth and love.
bullyweeclive 1 month ago
lols---but men have cats, too. :)
Radians51 1 month ago
Hate to say it, but maybe it's nothing to do with cats, you're just boring.
theylive23 1 month ago
this made my day :D
lurkerhermit 1 month ago
The cat got it right on the multiple choice questions. Most modern women are bat shit crazy. The only thing they have to offer is a used up pussy ! And they still can't understand why they cant get a man let alone keep one.
bettyswolloks2 1 month ago
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Why is she with a darkie?
haywood16 1 month ago
@haywood16 lame troll attempt, get a life
TheMilkiePirate 1 month ago
@TheMilkiePirate monkey lover
haywood16 1 month ago
@haywood16 old and gay....
lumpfish99 1 month ago
@lumpfish99 yes you are
haywood16 1 month ago
@haywood16 hey thats what your mom said when i asked if it was my kid....looks like she didnt get the abortion....
lumpfish99 1 month ago
@lumpfish99 you are the spawn of a savage
haywood16 1 month ago
There is a reason why cats have been used for dim sim meat
roccosifridi 1 month ago
She has a crazy pussy.
ukillinmepeety 1 month ago
And the Oscar for Documentaries goes to....
stevodka1968 1 month ago
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TheAmbivalency 1 month ago
im a girl and i hate cat .
VionyTaniaa 1 month ago
So, a little Pussy can stop you from getting a little "Pussy"...... ;-)
ShynAwkward 1 month ago 2
@ShynAwkward You are not funny.
SONOFABITCH 1 month ago
@SONOFABITCH
Shynawkward is funny, YOU are the one who is not funny. Trolling Jackass.
1Electrosexual 1 month ago
My girl has a cat. . . I'm in trouble huh?
Raymoneee 1 month ago
HAHAHAHA! EPIC part is where the cat contributes to the gourmet meal!!! :P ROFLMFAO!
hackatac 1 month ago
@hackatac The cat's like: I'll just add my special ingredient... ah, there we go. Bon appétit!" lol.
umki55es 1 month ago
hahhahah XD good joke, but really, I didn't stay in long relationships, and when I met this new gorgeus guy, I was scared that he will leave soon. Tomorrow night, kitten climbed on my leg, and I took him home, and told the guy, and he loved cats. after two days kitten got sick, and guy came to help me...Now he is my hubby , we have two cats.... And now I think maybe that first kitten wasn't sick XD you just have to have right cat ;D
StrangeTorbar 1 month ago 37
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Islam is the solution. I have become a Muslim, and now I have a wonderful life, happiest ever! The most important thing is that my husband was virgin, and he had never sexed before. Now, I trust him, he has given me limitless freedom. Why none of our people, in West, or at least 95% (according to a resent survey) cannot be trusted? Is life only sex and food? I thank God and now I am proud that I have found ultimate freedom. It's been 20 years since we married. We have three children.
kkizhaxan 1 month ago
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kkizhaxan 1 month ago
but some of u get it's a joke, right?
siecieh 1 month ago 5
This explains why my girlfriends have gone, always that they come to my home :(
cazuluc 1 month ago
You don't know what to do, just give up the pussy!!!!
MrCageen 1 month ago 2
You all say kill the cat or throw it out, screw that sell the damn thing to science!
aussj4link 1 month ago
You don't know what you should do? I'll tell you, just kill the cat :''3 meaw
adokkoon 1 month ago
I would kill that cat.
BIOJECT 1 month ago
I don't date women who own cats. Every time its been a bad deal. They are crazy (the women). Small dogs too, basically the same thing.
Dobiecx 1 month ago
Cat says NO
winchlargo 1 month ago
Purrrrr Purrr
Arnodude53 1 month ago 2
What a COCKBLOCK.
Cristkills89 1 month ago 53
@Cristkills89 correct term is twatswatter
thejaek24 1 month ago
It's the cats. They need to get rid of the cats. Trust me.
newsunit 1 month ago
@newsunit No shit?
Cb138inRs 1 month ago
this is so funnyyyy
jessicawalker100 1 month ago
1:25 wtf?those aren't cat paws :))
dennizze 1 month ago
Cats are really cute, just like babies...
kistinaklim 1 month ago
LOL... I got three of those... so what's gonna happen when I'm looking for a partner?
thesnowisblack 1 month ago
9GAG!
cimark 1 month ago
Oh please stop with all your 9gag posts, you throw the shame on us...
Maabim 1 month ago 2
@Maabim Why ? Fuck you taht's why
Hertial 1 month ago
9gag takes over. Again.
XXXbalenciaga 1 month ago
see, I told you cats are evil
alexbav13 1 month ago
i'll just bring my good dog greg....
porlon2 1 month ago
say it loud and say it proud..... 9gag army is here....
slither9111 1 month ago
I didn't get this video until 0:35 then I started uncontrollably laughing
SamLynn93 1 month ago
9GAG As usual !
HareiH 1 month ago
A video making it to Trending on 9gag...Almost impossible
trekerboy 1 month ago
9gagers suck
syndrome130013 1 month ago
clingy, bi-polar, bat shit crazy.... xDDDDDDDDDDD CHECK :D
hegyimutymuty 1 month ago
epix!!!!
kkrbloedhond 1 month ago
awkward moment when you watch whole video with open mouth and stupid face having your mind getin' blown. . .. .. .. Dafuq?
Majkii94 1 month ago
9G
zimmortz 1 month ago
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i don't always stay single, but when i do i buy an evil cat.
vicinteriano 1 month ago
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vicinteriano 1 month ago
9GAG
stigoblogg 1 month ago
40 single woman's don't want to throw out their cat !
puffas1991 1 month ago 31
Castrate the focka
MarcusWindrune 1 month ago
Evil I tell you, EVIL!!!
AquilaSever 1 month ago
hahahahahahaha
7ood 1 month ago
fuck 9gag.. problem?
ugurds 1 month ago 3
9gag army incoming!
guitarman964 1 month ago
I said straight out loud after the video "I'm never getting a cat" without thinking of it xD (Scared myself a bit xD)
EmmySweden92 1 month ago
I always had the feeling that cats were the ones really ruining my relationships...
elijahbam 1 month ago
WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER 40%???
orikzzz 1 month ago
Okay, we get it. You're from 9gag. We already have two top comments stating so, you don't need to tell us as well. Nobody cares.
Darx94 1 month ago
@Darx94 Fuck you, 9gag ftw.
TheChocolateSoul 1 month ago
@TheChocolateSoul I'm not saying 9gag is bad, I came from there too. I'm just saying it's annoying when EVERYONE has to say they're from the site. It's not original, and you could accomplish the same thing by liking the top comments. So there.
Darx94 1 month ago 2
@Darx94 true that
juggi301 1 month ago
@Darx94 problem..??
MrSomite 1 month ago
Aaarh, get over from this 9Fag!! Really -_-
Btw, i came with the bad news, i'm single and i dislike cats. Go and cry, 'cause it's not 100% anymore.
suslu12 1 month ago
@suslu12 omg,forever alone..even cats don't want you..
MrSomite 1 month ago
@suslu12 You mean 140%?
xxXDamnationXxx 1 month ago
prepare your anus. 9gag is coming!!
Electron1sh 1 month ago
that is one talented cat
pinkelephant712 1 month ago
9gag army strikes again!!!!
df659 1 month ago
catzone spotted..!!
MrSomite 1 month ago 2
that's why you can't have 2 pussies, 1 will get jealous of the other
Fengocity 1 month ago 3
The amount of 9gag posts are to damn high!
WeWentHam 1 month ago 2
9gag brings me here..
MrSomite 1 month ago
I have 5 cats,im single 3 years.
StrKaripensen 1 month ago
Cat.. y u no agree with ur owner to get a bf? Me gusta tho :))
PoldiGiulia 1 month ago
Bitch Please! My cat is a 9gagger, he himself set me up with guys!
oykumto 1 month ago 3
9GAGGER :))))
mpeg09 1 month ago
Another video taken over by 9gaggers. Me gusta.
GhostRiderOnWheels 1 month ago
I hereby claim this video for 9gaggers.
gbjgfhbg 1 month ago
Catzoned. ROFLMAO
AnimeVideoEditor 1 month ago 88
9gaggers hello!
Basic8th 1 month ago
wtf? really? :D
ghitaristka 1 month ago
@Mr.whitearabian1
Me Gusta -__-
SalKill90 1 month ago
(-(-(-.-)-)-) well hello my fellow 9gaggers
MrWhiteArabian1 1 month ago
sooo... what happens when a guy owns cats too?They marry the next day and the owners live happily ever after?
19ikat92 1 month ago
9 -wait for it- GAG!!
gombos84 1 month ago 2
Greetings from, you guess where? That's right! - 9GAG :)
hypree 1 month ago
brace yourselfs! 9GAG Army is coming
RedwingZ888 1 month ago
9Gag Army: Always arriving like a boss on YouTube!
areebthebaadshah 1 month ago
9gagger here
ScreechRocha 1 month ago
i like how at teh end the cat makes lighsaber sounds >_>
Henry14arsenal2007 1 month ago
BRACE YOURSELFS ! 9GAG HAS ARRIVED !
MineRescuer 1 month ago 2
9GAG
CDanielOL 1 month ago
9gag is here...prepare
Jaman1232 1 month ago
Hmm, back to 9gag.
Th3D4nny 1 month ago 2
That's why I have a dog XD
9GAG!
natmil1 1 month ago
I'm not 9gagER
leduyminh48 1 month ago
9gag!! hahahahaah!! lol!!
MrYurified 1 month ago
9GAGGERS UNITED!!!! 8D
animeboy247 1 month ago 3
9GAG army incoming
draka2620 1 month ago 33
@draka2620 haha now the figures will go up exponentionally :D
xbalintx 1 month ago
@draka2620 always!
vasololgr 1 month ago
kill ALL the cats....just kidding.....my advice?adopt a dog!
TheGeorgia1993 1 month ago
9 GAG IN THE HOUSE
HelloMad1 1 month ago 4
This cat has to have a face surgery. She needs a troll face :p for sure
lenaglt 1 month ago
KILL IT!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!
dadassahin 1 month ago
9gag
Dimivamv 1 month ago
brace yourself, 9gaggers are coming
mikeyKNVB11 1 month ago 3
Scumbag Pussy xD
xXxKiraraxXx 1 month ago
9gag
aurorasoccer7 1 month ago
Better love story than twilight.
popas1987 1 month ago 3
Scumbag cats is scumbags xD
sharuko24 1 month ago 10
@sharuko24 Hmm, my thoughts exactly.
Th3D4nny 1 month ago
Well hello there my fellow 9gaggers.
Tonincity 1 month ago 403
@Tonincity 9gag ALL teh way! ^^
amassugar 1 month ago
9 GAG !!!
mishkg 1 month ago 48
that's cause every girl wants to reach the cat walk -.-
flohuels 1 month ago
Maybe...I should get rid of my cat...
fruitymo 1 month ago
Cats. Playing us like bitches for thousands of years.
My 2 cats are pretty chill though :3
theotherfanboy 1 month ago
First thing to do; * kill gf's cat
siegfriedsix 1 month ago
cats are evil xD lolz
cats outside, dog inside the house
Jothike 1 month ago
And that's why I have a dog... ;)
Phinellity 1 month ago 2