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  • i just want to know, who's the hot chick prior to the puppy?

  • what u we need to do is remodel the justice system not just the USA, democracy needs to be about what the people want, why lock away the friendly and harmless. jail needs to be for the violent and the irrational

  • Hippy for life

  • best song ever!!

  • Does anybody else see 21 not 3 cents??

  • @Perseus26 ... the selfish man who knows what 3 cents really looks like preys on the common american who cant distinguish between the two, but you see this is ok because, well Mr. Selfish probably went to college making him a better person than your average joe... dont worry, he deserves the extra 18 cents, anyway he needs it to help buy 3 tootsie rolls from QuikTrip.

  • Ill sing

  • It's also stupid that marijuana is illegal. Yes, marijuana has stuff that is bad for your body, but so does alcohol. Cigarettes and chewing tobacco are also not the best thing to put in your body. I'd be ok with marijuana being illegal but only if you also make other harmful things illegal, such as tobacco or alcohol which I consider to be worse than weed. Weed may have its long term effects but you can die in one day from over drinking

  • @devilsnightmare92

    The difference between tobacco and marijuana is that tobacco was the historical addictive cash crop of choice for whites. So making marijuana illegal was stamping out potential competition and maintaining the status quo. Even when money wasn't at stake, you see a striking disparity in criminal sentencing laws for powder cocaine versus 'crack' rocks.

    On the flipside, there is a current rallying by folks who want to eliminate tobacco and alcohol consumption.

  • The problem with humanity is that people would rather shoot their big guns and show that we are better than them rather than coming together as a single world and facing bigger problems. maybe we can give up a mcdonalds or a few hundred and send that bag of chips on your lap to someone else who needs it.

  • good song rip greg!! :(

  • This song sucks the video sucks everything about it sucks.2004 was a great year but this song is the black sheep of that year. Even though it has comedian Greg Giraldo on vocalss who should be respected because of his early death but its still not my cup of tea I apoligize to whoever likes this song but I never did like it ever and it hasn't grown on me

  • R.I.P Greg Giraldo

  • To be honest. I hope the U.S. slips into a 2nd world country just so people in this country will know how good we have/had it. Since people seem to only want to come together in times of crisis, maybe if shit goes to hell we'll finally come together to fix the underlying issues we have...or just riot and kill each other. Either way I'd be ok with it.

  • @whynotzoidburg i feel ya man

  • 4:08 so thats where he got the title from

  • He has alot of true honest facts here. Marijuana IS a natural drug and HAS been proven to NOT destroy brain cells, but infact it stimulates them. to think of it? peanuts kill more people then marijuana. obesity does. alcohol does. basiacly...they dont legalize it because the government makes more money by arresting people on drug charges. but honestly? times are changing, and if you dont agree with that.... go light a spliff.

  • @MrDropdatbass look how defensive your getting over a plant.

    Marijuana is bad, stop believing everything you read on the internet. So your telling me being under the influence of marijuana and being sober is the same thing? Your vision isn't impaired and neither is your judgement? Brain cells aren't harmed and there is no tar build up in the lungs...hmmm news to me go read a book.

  • @jiujitsufighter123 tar build up? no. ciggarettes maybe but marijuana? no. and it helps your lungs by exerciseing them, as if you just ran a few miles.and no. books can be false also. ive researched just about every medical marijuana book there is. its a drug, yes. but a positive drug, ciggarettes and alcohol are 2 of the most addicting drugs there are along with crystal meth and heroin, you want to know whats at the bottom? Marijuana.

  • @jiujitsufighter123 Agreed. Plus Marijuana isn't as bad as cigs. I hate how you mention it to people and they are like" whoa man... that's illegal" bullshit. I've gotten high and its not nearly as bad as being drunk... i could actually ride my bike.

  • @oobaby85 You realize Marijuana can also prevent the brain damage caused by excessive alcohol drinking?? Along with the various medicinal uses its also capable of preventing brain damage at young ages where people tend to binge drink.

    Yet its illegal.... Yipee...

  • @Microtardz yup thats the usa... instead of decreasing crime rates and being able to tax it...they would rather arrest people for using it.

  • @oobaby85 Thats because our Prisons are privately owned and ran as a company.

    You can find a letter where the prison system contacted congress and said that the legalization or decriminalization of currently illegal substances could hurt their business.

    Yes, you heard it here, the prison system is run like a business. They get money for how many inmates they have from us US citizens.

    Hello fascist prison state. Even the "federal pens" Are privately owned. Isn't that just insane??

  • @Microtardz The sad part is the people that have completely missed that fact. I explained all of this to my grandfather and he was amazed. Completely changed the way he will vote, see politicians, and what herb(s) he may or may not decide to use to deal with his cancer.

    Just spread the word and do as much as you personally can my friends.

  • @Microtardz I agree with you. Pure bullshit. You won't find letter like this only from prison systems. Alot are also from the alcohol industry. Same thing they did was send that letter to congress. not only that, but most high politicians have stocks or own liquor companies so that further prevents the legalization of marijuana. once again, all this illegal shit for something that grows on the ground...is pure bullshit.

  • apparently you've never been stoned if you think getting high is the same feeling as being drunk. i hate alcohol because it causes you to lose your inhibitions and do things you regret. i smoke a joint and i just want to talk to friends, relax, and sleep. and no, there are no deaths from marijuana alone because it's physically impossible to OD on it. you need to read up on the pros and cons of pot before talking. also i drive better stoned than sober. now i'm done arguing over the internet.

  • @breanna9016 what are you talking about? Are you retarded????!?!?!?

    See kids this is what MJ does to you, and what happens when you believe everything you read on the internet. So if the internet says Heroine has no long term effects you think your good?

    I did a report on it as well, for English 103 in SCC, and turns out and is proven that Marijuana is not good for you at all, smoking it every day will have negative long term effects, I read a published book, not an internet article.

  • another thing, if an illegal immigrant Mexican is able to find a fucking job coming here I'm pretty sure a fucking bum can. It's people like LazyBoy here that total mis-informs the world.

    Granted the bum wont be paid minimum wage but my dad came here with absolutely nothing worked basically for free and now making 300k a year in the city of Yorba Linda. Luck had nothing to do with it, he worked his ass off.

    No excuses for these bums it isn't hard to find a minimum waged job.

  • @jiujitsufighter123 tell that to the guy whose got qualifications and still cant find a job, or the homeless who can't read and right? it isn't easy for lots of people and im sorry to say your father deserves a congratulations but success stories like his and the subsequent lifestyle is a massive minority, at least spare a thought for the guy who is now insane cos he's been living rough for 15 years how's he going to get job after that?

  • It isn't hard to find a minimum waged job. Literally it takes about a day to get a job at a local Taco Bell or Target. It's those higher paying jobs that are hard to find.

    Everyone has their story and there is always who has it worse. This song brings up good points, however our government is getting way to lenient. It's like raising a child and spoiling him/her their whole life what type of person would they become? There is no reason as to why there should be one bum here in America.

  • Wish he would rap everything instead of fucking talk.

    And I agree with everything but the beginning about legalizing marijuana is wrong, difference between a 80 year old hard on and getting high, is one is unhealthy. So sorry lazy boy your a fucking idiot.

  • @jiujitsufighter123 ah but that's were you're wrong. prescription drugs, alcohol, and cigarettes are some of the top killers in America. where does marijuana fall on that list? at the bottom with 0 deaths. yet you say it's unhealthy? why? if you say it causes lung cancer, prove to me one case were marijuana caused someone to get a tumor in their lungs. but no 80 year old men getting hard-ons and having sex is healthy and normal to you? they depend on a pill to get a boner. that's not healthy.

  • @breanna9016 ahhh.

    Your talking about the people that abuse medications, I used have a couple friends that did that. I smoke cigarettes, it helps me get through the day, but you just can't compare the two, marijuana is more comparable to alcohol it's a drunk feeling. It is no different than being an alcoholic. Cigarettes have been around for a long time. Sex is proven to be healthy, it's like running. Believe it or not there are some deaths from smoking weed. While your smoking your weed

  • @breanna9016 and you happen to think that it absolutely has NO negative long term effects your are clearly clueless. People DO get in car accidents smoking marijuana. Brain cells are destroyed. You think smoking marijuana will help those obese people to lose weight? How bout that guy who just lost his job? Think of an alcoholic, that's someone whose addicted to marijuana, not cigarettes, totally different.

  • @jiujitsufighter123

    too bad i just read an article from the AP's website regarding a 20 year federally funded study on how smoking marijuana once a day doesn't cause any lung damage. it actually seems to improve lung function from deep inhalation and doesn't carry the risk of lung disease. and no, marijuana doesn't cause a decrease in brain cells. prove to me that it does. your body produces cannabinoids.

  • nothing but the truth

  • the sad part is this is all true!! GET IT TOGETHER AMERICA!!!

  • wtf is this shit

  • @jerh7806 agreed. Greg Giraldo was an excellent comidian, and he should get credit.

  • I watched this on MTV Europe back in 2004

  • fuck off VEVO. His name is Greg Giraldo and it's about time you give the comedian credit.

  • REAL AS FUCK!

  • Sing for meee.

  • this video is still true today. how sad the nation can be reduced down to one song.

  • I also found it on Skrillex radio! Skrillex is awesome, but now becoming mainstream. I listen to Zomboy, nostalgia, and my Favorite...Flux Pavilion.

  • Best ending ever.

  • i heard it on the rusko radio

  • should be called the song of truth

  • Skrillex radio hell yea thats where i heard it!!!!

  • LOVE

  • love this so true.

  • I liked this video, he was right about a lot of things. Even though it came out in '04, it's still true today. We all should take a minute to look back at what is wrong in this country.

  • @TheSlybrood Fucking oath, and not fucking talk about how Skrillex bought you here.

  • RIP Greg Giraldo. I wish your disease had come with a hot chick and a puppy.

  • @BelleAndTheBoy

    He committed suicide I believe. One of my all time favs, too.

  • Ok. The United States has it's flaws, as do every country. what we need to do is come together as a group to end these problems. talking about it is one thing, doing something about it is another.

  • @skullyoaks552 haha, that'll be the day

  • @skullyoaks552 You mean kill China?

  • @skullyoaks552 true but Americans are to busy trying to shove the problems down other countries mouths , to worry about there own people , good GOD man look at you country, its going to shit, down hill.

  • Am I high or is this just greg giraldo comedy over music?

  • @naricusimani That's precisely what it is. And yes, you're high.

  • so true!

    

  • I used to have my underwear inside the pants, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

  • no he is deceaced 

  • This guy's got it all figured out.

  • Woooo, what a great text man - fuck yeah! So much truth in your words...just keep on.

  • wut the?????

  • Everyone complaining about Vevo and its censoring, I dont like it anymore than you do, but for Vevo to legally buy the rights to the songs and music videos (which costs a lot of money) they have to have advertisements and sponsors. Advertisers and sponsors dont want their product names next to songs with questionable content. So there you go.

  • I hate Vevo! Please go away! Great song though. Too bad vevo censored it.

  • I was listening to pandora and i was like why is there a comedy show on an online radio station. not argueing with it i think its both funny and insiteful, just think that some of the topics are to general (make drugs legal, suicide bombers, and obesity).

  • i wonder if they got the homeless dudes to really say that. or are they actors? :l

  • @bacz123rock i would bet ALL my money (which i only have a 1 in my account) they are real

  • @bacz123rock that's some crazy stuff.

  • it doesn't talk bout the marijuana part...

  • @pablo13345 think of it as a metaphor.

  • R.I.P GG

  • R.I.P Greg Giraldo.

  • Great Video, thanks for putting it out here!

  • And this was on Datsik radio why?!

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  • Funny song, but seriously, this video quality sucks. For being official and professional and stuff, this thing looks like it was made by a 12 year old with Windows Movie Maker.

    Come on, let's see some more creativity than planting a picture of whatever he's talking about on the screen.

  • @iPhoneOfShadix This was is 2009, calm down.

  • @iPhoneOfShadix

    cause it really matters about pretty pictures and being a fucking steven spielberg you fuck its the point hes trying to get across

  • @RayRayKush420 Official and Professional should lead to slightly better than clipart. Thanks.

  • I LOVE THIS SONG CUZ IT'S FUCKING TRUE. STUPID AMERICANS

  • @Grendel2442 That's a huge generalization. The US is the size of like most of Europe. So saying "stupid Americans" is like saying "stupid Europeans"; it's way too general of a statement.

  • @stevenk113 like way to burn him. like a total like epic burn

  • @stevenk113 Really? A country with 305+ million citizens and the current lineup of presidential hopefuls were the best GOP could find? T Hey are mentally insane, stupid, dumber then my toenail clippings, imbeciles!

    The average American is bumbling moron.

  • @DrKwaltz lets see you get off your fat ass from in front of the computer and grow the balls to have the entire nation judge you on tv you judgemental ass hole ....this is what this song is talking about

  • Its Funny Cause its True

  • My grades are horrible in HS :( i use to be a B student....i do feel were spoiled. Yes America is getting fatter and lazier.

  • The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004.

    “How’d you get through it grandpa?”

    “Oh, it was horrible Johnny, there was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere.”

  • Isn't this Greg Giraldo?

  • hahahha who is this guy he's funny. oh yea i like the song and if you think i'm dumb or gay for it, ask me if i give a damn, don't be surprised when i don't respond. unless you know who the comedian is. then i might say thanks.

  • wow Americans ragging on America? that is unheard of.. come on dudes be proud and patriotic to the point of being a complete deuch scream at the Top of ur lungs USA! USA! USA! other wise the rest of the world might realise that we Australians are even bigger dicks :( or that the Brits know even less about the out side world. come on America u are making the rest of us look bad lol 

  • awesome song! brotip: the guy talking is Greg Giraldo, funny and witty man. listened to this standup yesterday and I almost pissed myself laughing!

  • Real talk man

  • Anyone else thing that this guy sounds exactly like sxephil?

  • fucking love this

  • America rapes everything.. Europe remember how we saved ur asses in WW2 and how we kicked the british asses in the revolutionary war. We whoop everything

  • @XxGlobaldance22xX Is that why we'd rather eat INSANELY unhealthy foods instead of making a salad and going for a walk?

  • @Supplemehntal U mad yuropoor?

  • @LordTepes81 First off, I have no fucking idea what you just said. But how could you say we rape everything when it took us ten years to find Osama? He's no government agent, he's a member of a Militia. Why the hell did it take us ten years? Unless, of course, they killed him ten years ago and the government was just waiting for the right time to release it. But no! The government would never lie to us! Right? Right...? Fuck you. I'm an American, I live in America, but I'm no patriot.

  • @Supplemehntal I agree with you, but you don't need to rant.

  • @Supplemehntal Then move to Afghanistan, Iraq, Iran, North Korea, Somalia, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, or some other third world country. We don't want your kind here and the rest of the world looks at Americans (I have nothing else to call you or I would) like you and thinks WHAT THE FUCK!? Like Chuukun1 said, be proud. There are plenty of countries for you to be happy in if you aren't happy in this one. I've been to all but one of those countries I've listed...THEY AINT PRETTY! You'd die in a day.

  • Found this from pandora on skrillex radio :D

  • @XxGlobaldance22xX Me too! 

  • @XxGlobaldance22xX omg! i have skrillex radio! :D

  • @XxGlobaldance22xX skrillex sucks i got here from pandora to but dubstep radiop

  • Gorillaz radio.

  • @mammtz same here bro!!!

  • dont even know how to describe how im feeling now

  • i find this very funny and very sad

  • so true

  • beautiful

    

  • Work of brilliance.

  • i wake up tired in the morning! i think i'm sick!

  • Tittssss

  • came across this on Pandora on Skrillex Radio, had to look it up. SO TRUE!

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  • wow this is so true...

  • This song is not just the USA. Its the whole world

  • @jtrappel im proud that im not you

  • @MrJohnnyg17 well said bro :)

  • @jtrappel Theres nothing wrong with being American. Theres something wrong with their system.

  • @jtrappel top comment is about you, tool

  • this is an incredibly funny and clever song. though the commenters almost ruin it with their stupidity, but then i remember, theyre probably all just 15 year old boys who sit at their computer and talk crap about everything like they understand anything about the world, so theyre opinion really doesnt matter anyways, they just really need to go outside and talk to a girl or something

  • @ehandkz im 12 and i understand :D

  • @ehandkz

    Keyboard warriors and oxygen thieves. :D

  • @ehandkz so what are you waiting for? Go talk to a girl or something.

  • @Billboard2001 only girl i need to talk to is my girlfriend

  • people are stupid.....yes america sucks, but we are still 10x better than everywhere else in the world. would you rather live in Europe and pay nearly double for everything you buy? would rather live in the middle east and fear for your life bc of all the corrupt dictators? would you rather live in Communist China? would you rather live in Africa? be glad that you live in America and have the freedom to get on youtube whenever you want just to talk shit about how much you hate America.

  • @TheBlueMonkey13 You just said Europe like as if every single country in Europe is the same. You stick to living in your bubble and not noticing theres a world outside. I'm From London and live in a place called Gibraltar, which is on the South Coast of Spain but british owned. And its nice and cheap here. And Spain is cheap, and Portugal, and Prague. just listing places i been that i know are cheap. Anyway, i digress. Yea your comment is retarded.

  • @Gibtrickz ok well have you ever been to America??? i have been to London, Berlin, Prague, Milan, Paris, and Madrid and in my time in those countries i noticed that almost everything that i wanted to buy was nearly double the price of what i pay at the walmart down the street from my house.

  • @TheBlueMonkey13 Whats your point? You just named capitals of countries you've been to, of course the capitals are more expensive. And dont go think the U.S of A is so great. You go to Hospital there you dont have insurance they kick your ass out! They never heard of a little simple thing called an NHS plan. And i dont dislike America at all, but its douches like you that make everyone else hate it and the people coz ya think its so great when its got its flaws!

  • Words of a street wise man. Nuff said

  • send me a post card from sudan and tell me america sucks

  • @iownnoobs89 Enjoy being uneducated and making $7-8 an hour

  • Lol, came on my skrillex playlist also today.

  • @SuperPolicewife same here

  • @SuperPolicewife ME TOO

  • haha same here

  • @ComradeGwareware yeah same here

  • I have no idea why the ef this was on my Skrillex pandora station. But I can say that this was the best thing I heard all day.

  • this song speaks the truth about most americans......

  • Love this song!!

  • how can something that grows in the natural dirt illegal?

  • @paulgnc24 you missed a word

  • Canada. free health care mother fuckers

  • @MrBlackraiin

    takes weeks to get an apointment tho lol

  • @MrBlackraiin youre free healthcare means if he breaks his arm doign stupid shit you pay for it or she gets pregnanat her hospital stay is funded in part by you

  • lol i want a hot chick and a puppy

  • thumbs up if this video needs way more views

  • Scathing.

  • Proud member of the United States Air Force, and I will fight for the freedom of every fatass there is to keep clearing out buffets as long as they want to. If you got the money to buy excessive amounts of food more power to you. Every country can hate all they want to hate, truth is, they hate us because we're better. God Bless the USA.

  • @HurtzSoGood2

    Did you even hear a word of what was said in that video ? Your ignorance and narrow-mindedness is stupefying , to say the least .

  • @HurtzSoGood2 shit man, do you actually think that way? i hope that was a joke and if it wasn't don't bother replying to this. I would say read what you said until you finally see how bad what you just said was, but to be honest you'll probably never see. I hope one day you'll expand your outlook on life more than just a being proud of a country boundary that was stolen from the people who originally lived there and built upon immigrants. Yet still somehow hates immigrants haha.

  • @HurtzSoGood2 shit man, do you actually think that way? i hope that was a joke and if it wasn't don't bother replying to this. I would say read what you said until you finally see how bad what you just said was, but to be honest you'll probably never see. I hope one day you'll expand your outlook on life more than just a being proud of a country boundary that was stolen from the people who originally lived there and built upon immigrants. Yet still somehow hates immigrants haha.

  • @3:33 funny as hell!

  • This song made me realize that the counter at any fast food restaurant is usually empty. so now i always get out and walk in.

  • AMERIIICCAAAAAA..... FUUUCCKKKKKK YEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH

  • @TheMysteriousSheep HERE TO SAVE THE MO FUCKING DAY ... YEA!

  • this song is to true not a great day to be an american

  • i heard this on pandora and it almost brought me to tears. the truth hurts.

  • 2012 :

  • I love how we are all privileged enough to be even on a computer, and here we are all arguing. America is a fucking dump now, and spoiled like it says in the beginning, you bitches are proving that point by arguing on a stupid youtube video. STFU and enjoy the song.

    I may be Canadian, but our country is as bad, it's really disgusting. I am modest enough to say I am guilty as much as the next person, but I am not proud of it. I am just me. ;)

  • yeah... what do you guys think of Denmark now huh? :D

  • The dude @ 4:45 sounds EXACTLY like Isaac Hayes.