you must read this. once you have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to cop
what the boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Yo mamma so dumb, they told her it was chilly outside, she went and got a bowl
Yo mamma so dumb, she went to a nickelback concert looking for 5 cent
Moses didn't split the sea, Ya mammas big ass did.
Yo mamma so dumb, she thought the boogyman was a dancer
Yo mamma so ugly, she haunted freddy's nightmares
Yo mamma smell so bad, Irish spring turned scottish, dove turned into a crow, axe turned into a butterknife, dial called the police, and tea tree chopped itself down
wow... either you know something that i don't or you don't know something that i do. All matter has a gravitational force, but this is only noticibly significant when the size of that mass is like that of the moon's, or earth. The bigger you are the more it is, but for us, the gravitational acceleration is virtually ZERO metres per second square =]
If you look up the Cavendish Experiment, you will see that it is even possible to measure the gravitational force between to (human) bodies. But of course, if you take into account that Earth has a gravitational constant of 9,80665 ms^-2, a human's gravitational force doesn' really show on a scale
oh yea, OFC we can measure the gravitational pull with sensitive equipment. and we've even used "F=((GMm)/((R)^2))" as well to even find the pull between 2 protons xD.
But the thing is that people that know gravitaion comes with mass, and that it's insignificant with our masses, they'll get the joke =]
If one knows slightly less or more than that much of physics, it'd be a failed joke ;p
Yo mama so fat when she blinks she has an asthma attack
BlaywoodProductions 3 months ago
yo mama so ugly she made boogey man go out of buiseness
awesomeman9800 3 months ago
yo momma so fat everytime she sit down she take a shit
decadebeast 4 months ago
yo mamma so fat when the weather said it was chilly outside she went to grab a spoon
decadebeast 4 months ago
yo mamma so ugly shes the reason et went home
shelbyvbthesnake 4 months ago
yo mom is fat that when she jumped she got stuck lol
TheDudeo261 4 months ago
yo momma is so stupid she stabbed someone in a shootout
RubenDominguez98 4 months ago
yo mama so stupid she stuck a battarie up her butt and said I GOT THE POWER!
balckoppsmaster 5 months ago 3
LOL?
Demionium 5 months ago
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you must read this. once you have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to cop
blue11554 6 months ago
Yo moms teeth sooooo yellow she made fuckin traffic slow down
NjAssAssin1 6 months ago
yo mamma so stupid that she tried to drown a fish
DoucheBagStudioTV 6 months ago
yo mamma so old that mount rushmore aint the presidents its her ex boyfriends
nate12313 6 months ago
yo mamma is so ugly that everyone on mw2 leaved the match everytime she join
leshkaka 6 months ago
@bunka7rox why do u care. U don't know comedy if it bit you in behind
TheDefJamfan 6 months ago
fuck u
1989sameera 6 months ago
Yo Momma Jokes Aint PPl Juss Shutup Lol
SavageBoy136 7 months ago
yo momma is so fat when she went to sea world they said
'look shamu"
bunka7rox 7 months ago
yo momma is so fat when she went to the bus stop she got mistaken for a bus
bunka7rox 7 months ago
@bunka7rox yo momma is so fat she confused a school bus with a twinkie
martingallegos01 6 months ago
Your mommas so fat she closed down the 24Hour McDonalds
bunka7rox 7 months ago
dry
Arniesignigma 7 months ago
for all you people who post yo maomma jokes make sure there funny
MrShuffler33 7 months ago
Your moms so fat that when she falls of the bed she falls out of the 4 sides
TheNikeairforce1s 7 months ago
Yo momma's so scary, the Boogeyman was scared at her!
TheDefJamfan 7 months ago
@TheDefJamfan epic fail
bunka7rox 7 months ago
who ever did this its not cool,erace it!
RuztanCool 7 months ago
what the boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
RuztanCool 7 months ago
yo momma is so gay, she makes you look straight
countryboy5651 7 months ago
yo mama like a pool table balls go in and out and theirs a new player everyday
999homeboy 7 months ago
yo mama like a vaccume cleaner she sucks, she blows and gets laid in da closet
999homeboy 7 months ago
yo mommas like a car shes always in and out for repair
deathbefaulu1 7 months ago
yo mommas like a vaccume she suck on everything
deathbefaulu1 7 months ago
yo momma so fat when the scintists saw her they called her pluto
deathbefaulu1 7 months ago
yo momma's like a set of doubble doors, she opens both ways
deathbefaulu1 7 months ago
whats this audio from?
rickyjshiznit 8 months ago
your moma so fat when god said let there be light he told her to move out the way
theonewecallallah 8 months ago
yo momma so fat she has her own area code
yo momma so fat al gore blames her farts 4 global warming
yo momma so fat she uses a paint roller for her lipstick
yo momma so fat ppl jog around her 4 excercise
yo mama so fat her legs r like spoiled milk-white and chunky
yo momma so fat when she went to go swim in the ocean the world declared another tsunami
yo moma so fat she went to sea world just 2 get baptized
yo momma so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and made a dollar
TheWWEFAN2012 8 months ago 6
yo mama so fat when she got on the airplane the plane fell out of the sky
countrygarrett0718 8 months ago
lol
nice one...
iWEBproduction 8 months ago
Yo mama so fat when a bus drove into her she said, who threw that pebble at me?
warstartguy 10 months ago
yo momma is so old that wen she went to school there was no history
lol
EliNR300 11 months ago
lolololololol
chelsea4ever21 1 year ago
all of there comebacks are so old. my CUMback would be scraping it off your mums teeth
MrDudesr 1 year ago
both of ur mommas so dumb shes married with r father.
JOHNCENA3690 1 year ago
Yo mamas tits so old whenever she on a date they turn to dust n tissues
BryanDawgxlSLlx 1 year ago
Your mama so dumb she made this video and thought it was funny
ifoundululz 1 year ago
Your mother is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
FrankFrankFrankB 1 year ago
yo momma is so stupid she thought this video was funny
jeffhardy2351 1 year ago
yo momma so ugly if she looked in a mirror she would get 7 years bad luck for breaking it
multilegend1234 1 year ago
Yo momma so hairy she's got afros on her nipples.
gratemen 1 year ago
yo momma so fat that she woke up in sections
mtalsaadi 1 year ago
yo momma so old she invented the flintstone car
014isaiah 1 year ago
yo momma so fat she saw a school bus full of white kids she started chasin it saying STOP THE TWINKIE
danielducey10 1 year ago
Yo mamma so dumb, they told her it was chilly outside, she went and got a bowl
Yo mamma so dumb, she went to a nickelback concert looking for 5 cent
Moses didn't split the sea, Ya mammas big ass did.
Yo mamma so dumb, she thought the boogyman was a dancer
Yo mamma so ugly, she haunted freddy's nightmares
Yo mamma smell so bad, Irish spring turned scottish, dove turned into a crow, axe turned into a butterknife, dial called the police, and tea tree chopped itself down
jdibblez 1 year ago
Your momma made this video
TL5X5 1 year ago
yo momma so fat she wakes up in sectoins.
when god said let there be light he had to ask yo momma to move over
yo momma so fat her baby pics were taken via satelite
yo momma so dumb she puts clothes in the shower but she cant fit in an xtra large washer
DarthOushana 1 year ago
yo momma so fat she wakes up in sectoins.
when god said let there be light he had to ask yo momma to move over
yo momma so fat her baby pics were taken via satelite
DarthOushana 1 year ago
yo momma so fat and ugly that she knowes only 3 letters in the alphabet KFC
BananaMan699 1 year ago
your momma is so fat peaple joged around her for exersise
uyyvfg1236 1 year ago
1.-copy and paste
2.-paste it in 2 different videos
3.. hold breath for 10 secs
4.- look at your hands
zachsims520 1 year ago
yo momma so ugly it looks like she caught her face on fire and someone beat it out with a fork
IAMTHENEVERINE 1 year ago
yo momma so ugly it looks like she caught her face on fire and someone beat it out with a fork
IAMTHENEVERINE 1 year ago
re your momma is so fat when she stepped on a scale to weigh herself, the scale said get the hell off
theMANofMYSTERY17 1 year ago
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theMANofMYSTERY17 1 year ago
your mamma is so dirty she got kicked out of Red Lobster for bringing her own Crabs hahahahah! XD
theMANofMYSTERY17 1 year ago
your mommas so stupid that she taped paper to a t.v. to watche Paper View (Pay-Per View)
theMANofMYSTERY17 1 year ago
1.-copy and paste
2.-paste it in 2 different videos
3.. hold breath for 10 secs
4.- look at your hands
WildOnesHacker1111 1 year ago
yo momma so fat that when she passed the TV i missed 3 commercials.word to your mothers.
CaptainBO20 1 year ago
@CaptainBO20 hahah
LtPrime 1 year ago
Yo momma so fat that her baby pictures were taken via sattilite!
crusaderswwe 1 year ago
Yo momma is so stupit that she tink that 2pac Shakur is a holiday...
HanaUsrcu 1 year ago
yo momma so stupib she tryed 2 drown a fish
TheKTSKid 1 year ago
yo mama so fat that wen she went on the elevator it said abcd 123 get this fatass off of me
ThePatriotsfan15 1 year ago
ur mama so fat she cant fit in the grand canyon
0408143740 1 year ago
YO MOMMA IS SO STUPID THAT SHE BROUGHT A RULER TO HER BED TO SEE HOW LONG SHE SLEPT XD
johncena1fan100 1 year ago
YO MOMMA SO UGLY WHEN SHE WALK IN A BANK THEY TURN OFF THE CAMASRES
SuperZay12345 1 year ago
your momma's so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed
bluebirds75 1 year ago
Your momma so stupid she watched this video
efoable 1 year ago 50
your mama cruch so stink thats she went in the car wash with her legs open
(not really dissing yo mama's k )
hottie537 1 year ago
that was funny
melinafan1able 1 year ago
thts to far you dicks
jklolp1 1 year ago
your mama is so fat so in aspirine she put mayonese
ikd900 1 year ago
Ur mom is so fat that when she sat on Wal-Mart, the prices lowered.
Ejhekk33 1 year ago
Your mom is like a Hardware Store, 5 cents a screw.
xXGen3sisXx 1 year ago
Your mama is so hairy they mistaked her for an ape
rkomaster451 1 year ago
your momma smells so bad speed stick slowed down an stoped
emin3m54232312 1 year ago
yo momma so ugly when she was born the doctor slaped her parents
emin3m54232312 1 year ago
your momma so ulgy the last time she heard a whistle is when she got hit bye a train
emin3m54232312 1 year ago
your momma so old she waited tables at the last supper
emin3m54232312 1 year ago
your momma so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade
emin3m54232312 1 year ago
your momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence
emin3m54232312 1 year ago
your momas so old her birth certificate says expired
emin3m54232312 1 year ago
your moma so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch
emin3m54232312 1 year ago
YOUR MOMMA SO UGLY SHE USES A LINE OF MAKEUP CALLED WHY BOTHER
emin3m54232312 1 year ago
nice yo mama jokes i like the way boogeyman voice sound like a girl
thematsterful 1 year ago
noiiiiice!
Vulcanhawk28 1 year ago
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumped into the ocean the whales said "We Are Family"
ipodshuffle7777777 1 year ago
yo mamma is so fat, she fall and made the grand canyon
zakaria888 1 year ago
your momma .....
db95018 1 year ago
ur mommas so ugly she enter a ugly contest and get kick out because the maneger say no professtional
HeyItStop 1 year ago
your mommas so fat even dora couldnt explorer
ShawnM1chae1s 1 year ago
yo mamma like a vacume cleaner she sucks she blows and she gets laid in a closet
bobbilea8888 1 year ago
yo mamas so dirty she is like a vacume she blows,sucks, and gets laid in a closet
evilangels323 1 year ago
your mummas so old when she breast feeds pouder comes out
edge2356 1 year ago
The hell am I watching.
cpmoviesinc 1 year ago 25
boogeyman is better than hhh
TRIPPERxBABES 1 year ago
sounds like Prairie Home Companion...yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and fell up.
XxowendanxX 1 year ago
Where can I see the real video of the guys ?
RufflesWithCheese 1 year ago
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DO NOT READ THIS IT REALLY DOESN'T HAPPEN
copy and paste this to 10 videos or your mum will die within the next 4 hours.....
(I really hate these but i actidently read it)....... jus do it...sry...
seganerd89 1 year ago
ur mama is so poor that when she walked bye a clean alley se thought she was in vacation :D
habbosuks439 1 year ago
your momma so gay she has to cover her face up
tripleh6577 1 year ago
@tripleh6577 make no sense
mounluuv 1 year ago
@mounluuv yh my cousouin made me do it
tripleh6577 1 year ago
@tripleh6577 yh, but seriously it has no sense.
mounluuv 1 year ago
yo momma so ugly so tried to enter an amauter ugly contest and they said sorry no professionals allow
TheSnifflol 1 year ago
old
younoobspown33 1 year ago
Your Mom Is So Old I Just Saw Her On The History Channel
ISAIAHSCASTELLANOS 1 year ago
lmao
younoobspown33 1 year ago
Yo momma is so ugly she scared the boogeyman away :D
Phz117 1 year ago
your momma so fat she falls out of bed
tripleh6577 1 year ago
your mooma so fat she cant evan fit on the toilet
tripleh6577 1 year ago
your mom is like a hardware store... 5 cents a screw
HellLord0931 1 year ago
my friend diego told me that
younoobspown33 1 year ago
yo momma stupid she stole free bread
zebo169 1 year ago
@FutureWHC lol thats the only one that made me laugh
josephr910 1 year ago
Yo mama so fat, when she went into a restaurant and looked at the menu, she said "OK".
CollapsingMinefield 1 year ago
i dont get it
younoobspown33 1 year ago
@younoobspown33 you dont get what?
mounluuv 1 year ago
yo momma so fat she has 2 erea state codes and u momma so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl
julenam 1 year ago
@julenam Your so stupid you misspelled area.
DC93ASR 1 year ago
try this 1 out yo mamma so ugly her mamma left her at the hospital
Legoboy297 1 year ago
your mama so ugly that when she goes to the strip bar they pay here to keep her clouds on !!
StRiK3rA 1 year ago
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yo mamas so dumb she made you
svrcritict 1 year ago
LOLOLOL Yo mama so dumb she sits on the TV and watches the couch! Epic.
themmafan1 1 year ago
Yo mama so fat it takes 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
Masoneter 1 year ago
HHH definatly won
Brando216 1 year ago
your mamas so dum she got stuck in the grocery store and starved (thats old)
Brando216 1 year ago
yo mamma is so harry she has afros on her tittys
ozzfest12349 1 year ago
yo momma like a door knob everyone gets a trurn
slimshadyomar 1 year ago
is that........ garrison keilor?
MrPhatcatt 1 year ago
Yo mama is so dumb she packed her bags for a power trip.
Wapitdownthehatchguy 1 year ago
Yo mama so ugly she gives the Boogey Man nightmares!
Wapitdownthehatchguy 1 year ago
where can i see the real video of these jokes?
RufflesWithCheese 1 year ago
PLEASE DO MORE OF THESE PLEASE IT WAS SO FUNNY, LOL
MrDONKEYBUTT2010 1 year ago
boogetman wins but hhh is funny
phillies5461 1 year ago
what the fuck?
burmakarenboy 1 year ago
hhh is a freakin faggot this wwe fake as hell try watching nww
makewweonlynww 1 year ago
funny, those were some good jokes, i should use those lol
chrisahoo584 1 year ago
LMFAO
InsaneMusic808 1 year ago
this video sucks
rippedanny 1 year ago
your mammy runing becouse she saw a kid.
antdublin97 1 year ago
funny lol
jeffmoney789 1 year ago
Yo momma so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to MAKE UP her mind :)
johncenarulezWWE 1 year ago
that was so crazy freakin retards
jordantaviatommeka 1 year ago
yo momma so stupid she thought m and m were w and w
JmanAKAStick 1 year ago
yo mama so fat hen she took one step it was the end of the world!
wwestevo101 1 year ago
yo mamma so fat she has her own gravitational pull jhahahahahah xD
pashaahsj 1 year ago
everyone has gravitational pull
tjark84 1 year ago
wow... either you know something that i don't or you don't know something that i do. All matter has a gravitational force, but this is only noticibly significant when the size of that mass is like that of the moon's, or earth. The bigger you are the more it is, but for us, the gravitational acceleration is virtually ZERO metres per second square =]
pashaahsj 1 year ago
@pashaahsj
If you look up the Cavendish Experiment, you will see that it is even possible to measure the gravitational force between to (human) bodies. But of course, if you take into account that Earth has a gravitational constant of 9,80665 ms^-2, a human's gravitational force doesn' really show on a scale
tjark84 1 year ago
oh yea, OFC we can measure the gravitational pull with sensitive equipment. and we've even used "F=((GMm)/((R)^2))" as well to even find the pull between 2 protons xD.
But the thing is that people that know gravitaion comes with mass, and that it's insignificant with our masses, they'll get the joke =]
If one knows slightly less or more than that much of physics, it'd be a failed joke ;p
pashaahsj 1 year ago
yo momma so old when she went to school, there was no history class.
yo momma so dumb, she stayed up all night studying for a blood test
hassannawaz1445 1 year ago
Yo moommas. She is so fat that when she fart the news says its a global woming
alfrednilsson12 1 year ago
yo momma is so fat see only can speak wookies brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
ownerboy15 1 year ago
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yo momma so fat the only thing stopping her from going to weight watchers was the door!
balloonboy17 1 year ago
Yo momma so fat the only thing stopping her from going to weight watchers was the door!
balloonboy17 1 year ago
yo mama is so dumb she thought you were straight
killersdelight 1 year ago
yo momma's so dumb she got hit by a parked car
TheInferno970 1 year ago
why do you do that yo mom jokes we say it when we in our calss and your mom is so fat that when she ate a pice a chip she farts
pepppon985 2 years ago
yo momma so old she new burger king when he was just a prince
thelostboy961 2 years ago 4
yo momma's so nasty she pours salt water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
yo momma's so hairy that the day you were born you almost died of rugburn.
yo momma's so ugly that her parents fed her with a slingshot.
to momma's so ugly that her parents tied a pork chop to her neck just so the dog would play with her
abcdman100 2 years ago
yo mama so dumb when she saw a yellow bus full of white people and shouted "TWINKEY!"
MasterCube1000 2 years ago
yo momma shut the fuck up nerds
couna2008 2 years ago
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
limpbizket333 2 years ago
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yo momma so fat when she goes in a taxi she explodes and taxi driver says your full with cancer!
jeffswantonhardy1617 2 years ago
yo mamma so fat when she stands on the scales it says: to be continued!
antsman88 2 years ago