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  • Yo mama so fat when she blinks she has an asthma attack

  • yo mama so ugly she made boogey man go out of buiseness

  • yo momma so fat everytime she sit down she take a shit

  • yo mamma so fat when the weather said it was chilly outside she went to grab a spoon

  • yo mamma so ugly shes the reason et went home

  • yo mom is fat that when she jumped she got stuck lol

  • yo momma is so stupid she stabbed someone in a shootout

  • yo mama so stupid she stuck a battarie up her butt and said I GOT THE POWER!

  • LOL?

  • Yo moms teeth sooooo yellow she made fuckin traffic slow down

  • yo mamma so stupid that she tried to drown a fish

  • yo mamma so old that mount rushmore aint the presidents its her ex boyfriends

  • yo mamma is so ugly that everyone on mw2 leaved the match everytime she join

  • @bunka7rox why do u care. U don't know comedy if it bit you in behind

  • fuck u

  • Yo Momma Jokes Aint PPl Juss Shutup Lol

  • yo momma is so fat when she went to sea world they said

    'look shamu"

  • yo momma is so fat when she went to the bus stop she got mistaken for a bus

  • @bunka7rox yo momma is so fat she confused a school bus with a twinkie

  • Your mommas so fat she closed down the 24Hour McDonalds

  • dry

  • for all you people who post yo maomma jokes make sure there funny

  • Your moms so fat that when she falls of the bed she falls out of the 4 sides

  • Yo momma's so scary, the Boogeyman was scared at her!

  • @TheDefJamfan epic fail

  • who ever did this its not cool,erace it!

  • what the booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooo!

    

  • yo momma is so gay, she makes you look straight

  • yo mama like a pool table balls go in and out and theirs a new player everyday

  • yo mama like a vaccume cleaner she sucks, she blows and gets laid in da closet

  • yo mommas like a car shes always in and out for repair

  • yo mommas like a vaccume she suck on everything

  • yo momma so fat when the scintists saw her they called her pluto

  • yo momma's like a set of doubble doors, she opens both ways

  • whats this audio from?

  • your moma so fat when god said let there be light he told her to move out the way

  • yo momma so fat she has her own area code

    yo momma so fat al gore blames her farts 4 global warming

    yo momma so fat she uses a paint roller for her lipstick

    yo momma so fat ppl jog around her 4 excercise

    yo mama so fat her legs r like spoiled milk-white and chunky

    yo momma so fat when she went to go swim in the ocean the world declared another tsunami

    yo moma so fat she went to sea world just 2 get baptized

    yo momma so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and made a dollar

  • yo mama so fat when she got on the airplane the plane fell out of the sky

  • lol

    nice one...

  • Yo mama so fat when a bus drove into her she said, who threw that pebble at me?

  • yo momma is so old that wen she went to school there was no history

    lol

  • lolololololol

    

  • all of there comebacks are so old. my CUMback would be scraping it off your mums teeth

  • both of ur mommas so dumb shes married with r father.

  • Yo mamas tits so old whenever she on a date they turn to dust n tissues

  • Your mama so dumb she made this video and thought it was funny

  • Your mother is so fat she fell in love and broke it.

  • yo momma is so stupid she thought this video was funny

  • yo momma so ugly if she looked in a mirror she would get 7 years bad luck for breaking it

  • Yo momma so hairy she's got afros on her nipples.

  • yo momma so fat that she woke up in sections

  • yo momma so old she invented the flintstone car

  • yo momma so fat she saw a school bus full of white kids she started chasin it saying STOP THE TWINKIE

  • Yo mamma so dumb, they told her it was chilly outside, she went and got a bowl

    Yo mamma so dumb, she went to a nickelback concert looking for 5 cent

    Moses didn't split the sea, Ya mammas big ass did.

    Yo mamma so dumb, she thought the boogyman was a dancer

    Yo mamma so ugly, she haunted freddy's nightmares

    Yo mamma smell so bad, Irish spring turned scottish, dove turned into a crow, axe turned into a butterknife, dial called the police, and tea tree chopped itself down

  • Your momma made this video

  • yo momma so fat she wakes up in sectoins.

    when god said let there be light he had to ask yo momma to move over

    yo momma so fat her baby pics were taken via satelite

    yo momma so dumb she puts clothes in the shower but she cant fit in an xtra large washer

  • yo momma so fat she wakes up in sectoins.

    when god said let there be light he had to ask yo momma to move over

    yo momma so fat her baby pics were taken via satelite

  • yo momma so fat and ugly that she knowes only 3 letters in the alphabet KFC

  • your momma is so fat peaple joged around her for exersise

  • 1.-copy and paste

    2.-paste it in 2 different videos

    3.. hold breath for 10 secs

    4.- look at your hands

  • yo momma so ugly it looks like she caught her face on fire and someone beat it out with a fork

  • yo momma so ugly it looks like she caught her face on fire and someone beat it out with a fork

  • re your momma is so fat when she stepped on a scale to weigh herself, the scale said get the hell off

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  • your mamma is so dirty she got kicked out of Red Lobster for bringing her own Crabs hahahahah! XD

  • your mommas so stupid that she taped paper to a t.v. to watche Paper View (Pay-Per View)

  • 1.-copy and paste

    2.-paste it in 2 different videos

    3.. hold breath for 10 secs

    4.- look at your hands

  • yo momma so fat that when she passed the TV i missed 3 commercials.word to your mothers.

  • @CaptainBO20 hahah

  • Yo momma so fat that her baby pictures were taken via sattilite!

  • Yo momma is so stupit that she tink that 2pac Shakur is a holiday...

  • yo momma so stupib she tryed 2 drown a fish

  • yo mama so fat that wen she went on the elevator it said abcd 123 get this fatass off of me

  • ur mama so fat she cant fit in the grand canyon

  • YO MOMMA IS SO STUPID THAT SHE BROUGHT A RULER TO HER BED TO SEE HOW LONG SHE SLEPT XD

  • YO MOMMA SO UGLY WHEN SHE WALK IN A BANK THEY TURN OFF THE CAMASRES

  • your momma's so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

  • Your momma so stupid she watched this video

  • your mama cruch so stink thats she went in the car wash with her legs open

    (not really dissing yo mama's k )

  • that was funny

  • thts to far you dicks

  • your mama is so fat so in aspirine she put mayonese

  • Ur mom is so fat that when she sat on Wal-Mart, the prices lowered.

  • Your mom is like a Hardware Store, 5 cents a screw.

  • Your mama is so hairy they mistaked her for an ape

  • your momma smells so bad speed stick slowed down an stoped

  • yo momma so ugly when she was born the doctor slaped her parents

  • your momma so ulgy the last time she heard a whistle is when she got hit bye a train

  • your momma so old she waited tables at the last supper

  • your momma so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade

  • your momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence

  • your momas so old her birth certificate says expired

  • your moma so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch

  • YOUR MOMMA SO UGLY SHE USES A LINE OF MAKEUP CALLED WHY BOTHER

    

  • nice yo mama jokes i like the way boogeyman voice sound like a girl

  • noiiiiice!

  • Yo mama is so fat that when she jumped into the ocean the whales said "We Are Family"

  • yo mamma is so fat, she fall and made the grand canyon

  • your momma .....

  • ur mommas so ugly she enter a ugly contest and get kick out because the maneger say no professtional

  • your mommas so fat even dora couldnt explorer

  • yo mamma like a vacume cleaner she sucks she blows and she gets laid in a closet

  • yo mamas so dirty she is like a vacume she blows,sucks, and gets laid in a closet

  • your mummas so old when she breast feeds pouder comes out

  • The hell am I watching.

  • boogeyman is better than hhh

  • sounds like Prairie Home Companion...yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and fell up.

  • Where can I see the real video of the guys ?

  • ur mama is so poor that when she walked bye a clean alley se thought she was in vacation :D

  • your momma so gay she has to cover her face up

  • @tripleh6577 make no sense

  • @mounluuv yh my cousouin made me do it

  • @tripleh6577 yh, but seriously it has no sense.

  • yo momma so ugly so tried to enter an amauter ugly contest and they said sorry no professionals allow

  • old

  • Your Mom Is So Old I Just Saw Her On The History Channel

  • lmao

  • Yo momma is so ugly she scared the boogeyman away :D

  • your momma so fat she falls out of bed

  • your mooma so fat she cant evan fit on the toilet

  • your mom is like a hardware store... 5 cents a screw

  • my friend diego told me that

  • yo momma stupid she stole free bread

  • @FutureWHC lol thats the only one that made me laugh

  • Yo mama so fat, when she went into a restaurant and looked at the menu, she said "OK".

  • i dont get it

  • @younoobspown33 you dont get what?

  • yo momma so fat she has 2 erea state codes and u momma so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl

    

  • @julenam Your so stupid you misspelled area.

  • try this 1 out yo mamma so ugly her mamma left her at the hospital

  • your mama so ugly that when she goes to the strip bar they pay here to keep her clouds on !!

  • LOLOLOL Yo mama so dumb she sits on the TV and watches the couch! Epic.

  • Yo mama so fat it takes 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.

  • HHH definatly won

  • your mamas so dum she got stuck in the grocery store and starved (thats old)

  • yo mamma is so harry she has afros on her tittys

  • yo momma like a door knob everyone gets a trurn

  • is that........ garrison keilor?

  • Yo mama is so dumb she packed her bags for a power trip.

  • Yo mama so ugly she gives the Boogey Man nightmares!

  • where can i see the real video of these jokes?

  • PLEASE DO MORE OF THESE PLEASE IT WAS SO FUNNY, LOL

  • boogetman wins but hhh is funny

  • what the fuck?

  • hhh is a freakin faggot this wwe fake as hell try watching nww

  • funny, those were some good jokes, i should use those lol

  • LMFAO

  • this video sucks

  • your mammy runing becouse she saw a kid.

  • funny lol

  • Yo momma so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to MAKE UP her mind :)

  • that was so crazy freakin retards

  • yo momma so stupid she thought m and m were w and w

  • yo mama so fat hen she took one step it was the end of the world!

  • yo mamma so fat she has her own gravitational pull jhahahahahah xD

  • everyone has gravitational pull

  • wow... either you know something that i don't or you don't know something that i do. All matter has a gravitational force, but this is only noticibly significant when the size of that mass is like that of the moon's, or earth. The bigger you are the more it is, but for us, the gravitational acceleration is virtually ZERO metres per second square =]

  • @pashaahsj

    If you look up the Cavendish Experiment, you will see that it is even possible to measure the gravitational force between to (human) bodies. But of course, if you take into account that Earth has a gravitational constant of 9,80665 ms^-2, a human's gravitational force doesn' really show on a scale

  • oh yea, OFC we can measure the gravitational pull with sensitive equipment. and we've even used "F=((GMm)/((R)^2))" as well to even find the pull between 2 protons xD.

    But the thing is that people that know gravitaion comes with mass, and that it's insignificant with our masses, they'll get the joke =]

    If one knows slightly less or more than that much of physics, it'd be a failed joke ;p

  • yo momma so old when she went to school, there was no history class.

    yo momma so dumb, she stayed up all night studying for a blood test

  • Yo moommas. She is so fat that when she fart the news says its a global woming

  • yo momma is so fat see only can speak wookies brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

  • Yo momma so fat the only thing stopping her from going to weight watchers was the door!

  • yo mama is so dumb she thought you were straight

  • yo momma's so dumb she got hit by a parked car

  • why do you do that yo mom jokes we say it when we in our calss and your mom is so fat that when she ate a pice a chip she farts

  • yo momma so old she new burger king when he was just a prince

  • yo momma's so nasty she pours salt water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.

    yo momma's so hairy that the day you were born you almost died of rugburn.

    yo momma's so ugly that her parents fed her with a slingshot.

    to momma's so ugly that her parents tied a pork chop to her neck just so the dog would play with her

  • yo mama so dumb when she saw a yellow bus full of white people and shouted "TWINKEY!"

  • yo momma shut the fuck up nerds

  • Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

  • yo mamma so fat when she stands on the scales it says: to be continued!