Ghostface - World According to Pretty Toney

[topshot2219]

Big Mac bologna and cheese lasagna outa reach

[jayraider521614]

its funny cuz he's SOBER!!!

[XxBEEZYxX09]

and people try to say rappers never give back to the community

[Topknotch0789]

never gets old

[MrOizo]

My potatoes make that chrsshrhhrrhsrshhs sound

[devon659]

thumbs up if you actually understood what he was talking about at the end

[delilah718]

The oatmeal advice is actually on point but still so freakin HILARIOUS!!!!

[voodoopriestessXY]

i would love that piano instrumental....what's the name of it?

[flyyII]

HONEY BUNS!!

[chepe371]

@flyyII im finna get me some right now chocolate covered shits go good with the kush..

[kimera808]

@chepe371 Damn that's a good idea.....Thanks.

[psychedelicbloodtv]

Giuliani stopped the drugs a long time ago hahahah

[Scarzface22]

This nigga said turkey wings, lol

[SmallKing1988]

For all y'all smart dumb cats out there loool

[dannylume]

is his MF Doom also?

[HotRay100]

if you suck ya thumb yo ,suck ya thumb yo

[The808Prophet]

why does he keep sayin the same shit

[Mrlivn4Christ]

soop krakas 

[youcantbreakdance]

unoeyemeen

[LeNerdWonder]

Big ups to the Jamaicans.

[jcannion]

I love how they shot this in a bodaga..lol

[TheHighway2]

Go to the dollar store get some frozen breakfast pizza 3 lil'joints in a pack you get 2 of them that's gonna hold you down or even the double cheese burgers from mc.donalds

[jcannion]

@TheHighway2 hahahaha!

[volcommerce]

IF you're 'goin uptown to flip your whatevers' you better be budgeting to eat a decent meal!! Part of hustling is eating right!! even doctors and lawyers go home and microwave a michelinas = FAIL. ....Don't be greedy, don't short your bags, don't use your product, treat everyone with respect, don't let anyone step on your toes and most of all keep your mouth shut! move in silence like ghostdog, and when you cross paths they'll say, 'i heard about you, but Ive never seen you?!?!" thats cheddar 1

[413NOTSREHTAEF]

For all yall little smart dumb cats. haha

[Concerned1976]

"you can't really get the turkey wings, that'll have to come later" he's a funny dude.

[cantwait4benning]

IF ya suck ya thumb, suck ya thumb yo.

[datdudekixx]

This nigga is comedy

[TheMelkManNYKfan]

with a little glass of milk...5 fishes um sumtin...hahahaha

[d1zzy07]

''if you suck ya thumb yo, suck ya thumb yo'' - hood philosophy 101

[gomer1021]

wisdom.

[AJB679]

haha sitting on a throne and shit in the bodega..made my day

[AJB679]

" ya know how you might have to go back up town and flip ya whatever whatevers"

LMAO. tone is crazy.

[ap2pat]

omg this shit is hilarious!!!!!!

[ap2pat]

omg this shit is hilarious!!!!!!

[xxxmisssparklesxxx]

penut butter and jelly eww i would not eat that sounds so nasty

[bigalbs1]

P tone 

[tighttracks1]

DSKOTEK

[zone4productions]

i just busted down 1 bowl of oatmeal...I still got 2 left for the rest of the day..lol

[CoolGuy95ya]

lmao why doesn't MTV do this shit anymore, GFK is hilarious and I can't even tell if he's trying to be

[ap2pat]

@CoolGuy95ya LOL im almost positive hes not its jsut how he is... watch all his other interviews n shit hes the same LOL. TOOO gangsta

[TSGS21]

If you suck your thumb, then suck your thumb yo!

[rajerino]

gotta love that ragtime

[namestheyhavearedumb]

whatever whatever whatever :)

[dcuz]

lmao oatmeal will hold u down....but three big ass bowls a day-- u gon be shittin up a storm lol....

[londonmandem]

store brand oats and water with some sugar = the shit

and u can go to rays pizza 55th and bdway and get a slice for 99c

[onn1320]

@londonmandem

Yeah but a slice of pizza isn't gonna hold you down. - That's like going to a fast food joint and ordering off the $1 or value menu. Cheap, but minutes later you hunger again.

[iDontKnowOfficer]

everything that comes out this dudes mouth is fly

[TrueTrife]

...I cracked the hell up when he started talkin about the oatmeal..been plenty of times when that shit held me down.

[kimera808]

YO why they got my man P. Tone sittin on a big ass throne in the middle of a bodega.Shit is crazy.

[nastynas373]

the piano music in the background completes the mood of these videos...hahahha GHOSTFACE

[madgame1000]

whats sad is i know exactly what the fuck hes talkin about haha word

[MrTrickydick666]

wanna wanna be a wallabee why a wallabee wanna be me walla walla wannabee wallabee

[OdoubleTO]

lol Dennis is a funny dude...besides music, he's thoroughly entertaining

[kimera808]

"The turkey wing & all dat gotta come later."

[BjarturAri]

fry them, shshshs 2:34 xD

[jaytolbert9]

dont forget a bag of rice $1.00...with some chicken or beef flavor bulion cubes...$1.79.....shit held me down summer 2010

[kimera808]

@jaytolbert9 Whatabout the smack ramen with the vienna's? But you gotta poor the water out first, then you mix in the chicken seasoning & alil butta,hot sauce.. .Hold it down.

[jaytolbert9]

@kimera808 hell yea....thas that survival shit right there

[kimera808]

@jaytolbert9 Ghetto goulash .....keep dat stomach right when times is tight.Plus a lota cats bulk up on this shit in prison before they hit the yard not the healthiest but it'll get ya gunz up.

[jaytolbert9]

@kimera808 dogg, u silly as hell....wus fucked up is, i just ate a big stupid bowl of that 10 min ago

[kimera808]

@jaytolbert9 Yeeeah you good now...... Holla @ ya boi

[jaytolbert9]

even ghost had to laugh when he started talkin about that oatmeal....nigga hilarious

[LOEPESCI]

might could wanna go up town and flip them W3's

[LOEPESCI]

you got chur honey buns out there

[usuckcawk83]

ghostface nahmean

[sssr8mjr]

damn it! the turkey wings will have to come later. butter crunch cookies will have to do... sSsR8M

[alexlarinjr]

15 people never learned to flip their lil whateva whatevas.

[Topknotch0789]

Those clips are old as shit, he was talking the truth back then and its the truth now.

[vatinn]

People can also try a wet slice of bread and some sugar on top that ll do it cheap

[vernaculos]

P Tone on the throne.

[mkadoza]

"YOU good... you might still got a lil change left to do what you wanna, in the wee hours.. ya meen? A lil 2 dollars or somethin" Cop a dutch B haha!

[0sanity0]

if you suck yo thumb yo....suck yo thumb yo

[KeirVega]

The Champ is too ham...

[blazels]

"smart dumb cats" i kno exactly what he means lol

[arenelomax]

Love you Ghost.....but your clothes need to deflate god.

[phayze44]

@arenelomax LMAO! I know right? His clothes are clean as hell...That nigga knows he isn't "that" large though.

[srschne]

i...love...these...clips.

[FrankyBoyToy1]

The people who really need this advice can't see this cuz they 2 broke to buy computers.

[CrispySOB]

Go to da lil chinese supermarket in the hood, they got the banana nutraments for a dolla on sundays. Bust that down wit a couple butter crunch for breakfast...try not to hit the blunts until like 3pm though, unless you tryna negate ya meals out here. Eat it slow too, na'mean...suck the crumbs out the bag thuu a straw and all dat

[NYCzkidd1]

in the hood, how you survive on 5 dollas and all that. Not tryna go over ya bugdet. Tuna fish .75c, Bread 1.79, mayo 2.45, a big bag of 99c patatos, get ya girl 2 slice em up, fry em, nah mean, lightly cooked, ketchup, salt, you good

[The1hoodrich87]

bread mayo and cheese shit gets my tummy full

[MegaChulo69]

yeah that oatmeal shit is true and you can even mix it up with some tuna and its like twice the food yo turkey wings will come later b

[sucker2340]

The heck is he talking about from 5:36 to the end?

[MegaChulo69]

@sucker2340 hes talking bout them biterz copy cats dudes that copy other persons style and shit

[KRAYZIENICCA84]

i always cop some black clarks foe tha summer, tony starks talkin that real!!!!!!!

[arayagerardo]

Yo son Oatmeal holds me down for about 4 hours

[LWebb1000]

The oatmeal ain't no joke!

[kreed8787]

@LWebb1000 LMAO!!

[pellepellecorps]

yall smart dumb cats

[executionerofgod]

@pellepellecorps he talin bout you. highly intelligent, dumb ass nigga.

[pellepellecorps]

@executionerofgod if you gonna diss me atleast spell talking right.. what the fuck is talin? it seems like your the highly intelligent dumb ass nigga of 2011. FAIL. take teaspoon of get thefuck outta here.. u fuck faggit ass nigga

[executionerofgod]

@pellepellecorps i was only kiddin. why do ppl get so upset over some bullshit ppl say on the web? relax. my spellin is preem but,  my typin is atrocious

[pellepellecorps]

@executionerofgod NAH THE REAL QUESTION IS.. WHY DO PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET SAYS RANDOM SHIT TO PEOPLE THEY DONT KNOW.. KNOWING DAMNWELL THEY WOULDNT DO THAT SHIT IN REAL LIFE.. MMMMMMM

[executionerofgod]

@pellepellecorps i do all kinds if shit in real life. i spent more time in the penetentiary than i been home. nigguh, you dont know me. but you can say random shit to me on the internet if you want. i serioiusly dont mind.-----out

[pellepellecorps]

@executionerofgod NIGGA WHEN I SAID DOIN RANDOM SHIT.. I WAS TALKIN ABOUT YOU . DUMD SMART NIGGA.. SO NOW A PENETENTIARY NIGGA IS ON THE INTERNET? YEAH OKAY.. YEA YOU GET OUTT.. ..

[executionerofgod]

@pellepellecorps shit, penetentiary niggas is on the internet , some, damn near the whole time they in. what you think, "no net in the pen"? mfs got fios

[pellepellecorps]

best commercial of all time

[KidWu36]

Might still have a little change left, to do what you wanna do in the wee hours. A lil $2 or somethin

[blazeofglory00]

This shit was classic!

[shitkippy]

you nah whatta mean?

[makaveli40th]

Like 5 fishes or sumthing

[RealSupervillain]

'lil two dollars or sumpin

[TheDuesy]

I asked for 5 fishs or somthing once and the guy at the store laughed at me

[SMACKEDTWICE]

man that piano had me rolling son!

[tonybehla22]

The gentleman's approach to fashion and nutrition. Valuable advice to all the Pretty Tony Stratis trying to make his paper.

[jerzy862]

Shit yo Ghost and Cam the funniest rappers in the game

[skyleskyleskyle]

clarks to d world

[vassili1234]

turkey wings and all that gonna come later....

[vernaculos]

Honey Nut Cherrios will get you thru the day. Unless you gotta go to court. Then your betta off pleading guilty and have your next 2 years worth of menu taken care of by the state.

[kilhan]

fuck all yall smart dumb cats out there

[iaintmadatcha]

lol Ghost is that nigga !

[TheFinalPage]

Fry Em 'Kshhhhh'

[TheGoldenageofhiphop]

@TheFinalPage

I know right!!! Ghost is coo-coo!

[CheekyMulattress]

"sliced fried potatoes"??? Tuna and mayo on bread? We country rural kids got clowned on by our more "elite" NY cousins for consuming 3/4 of the shit on this vid. LOL okay!!!

[sprayone432]

$5 get you the hot cheetos with cheese and chili with a big gulp at a 7-11

[BigBeanSS]

This shit was and still is CLASSIC!! LAMO!!

[elagitador86]

I still rock my wally's!!!!!!

[thekosmonaut1]

i fuckin love ghost this guy spits mad fire hes my main influence i grew up listen to this music wutang forever

[toneriggz]

$4 get you four empanadas, $1 get you an Arizona iced tea, knawimean?

[themanimal07]

@toneriggz knowwhatimsayin?

[thumminxy]

lMFAO! OMG DATS SUM FUNNI SHIT OMG! IMFAO!

[mud409]

You can't make bologna and cheese for under 5 dollars in nyc? wtf?

[PlayOnPlaya17]

word cereal is expensive as fuck now and the boxes are way smaller but fuck it i but i dont mind copping the bootleg knockoff ones in the big ass bag where tony the tigers now tommy the tiger or timmy the tomcat or some dumb shit like that

[playboyx85]

@PlayOnPlaya17 Timmy the tomcat. LOL

[leftginsberg]

@PlayOnPlaya17 lmfao.

[Madlib604]

@PlayOnPlaya17 lol i hear ya i gust got that bootleg bag of froot loops and its called rainbO's

[TheShaolinScholar]

man cats in the hood eat junk food yo wtf gosws is still the shit tho o yea oat meal yo

[JeReL19]

Damn, I love Ghost but I think he stole Biggie clothes.

[Bizdet]

@JeReL19 yo when he's talkin about biterz its a theme from back in the day he spit that on only built for cuban linx which was before biggie and all that and then biggie copped rae and ghost style as well as MOST rappers did after that so he was talkin ABOUT biggie and its true biggie was a biter

[SHAOLINISLAND35]

hahaha this nigga lives around the blokk from me ...

[anunnaki2006]

Yeah he ate like shit and got diabetes

[MegaBiiitch]

I'd love to meet him but i think, He'll robe me. Hold ya'll heads.

[bsmith6655]

the Turkey Wings and all that come later LOL!!!!!

[Centari]

LMAO

[jo2na2th8an]

listen to the pretty toney album

[MAGIKORBIT]

butter crunch jointz ! hahahah !

if you suck ya thumb yo suck ya thumb hahahahahah !

[TheGoldenageofhiphop]

fry 'em = krrrrrk!!! coo-coo!

[missalieha]

for all yall smat dumb cats out there

[MegaBiiitch]

@missalieha I'd love to meet him but i think, He'll robe me. Hold ya'll heads

[hinata750]

whats the rag time song called becuz i couldve sworn i heard it somewhere before

[TBmannetje]

WHAT HAPEND TO HIPHOP AND SHIT MAN ... THAT BUDGET SHIT

[TBmannetje]

WHAT HAPEND TO HIPHOP AND SHIT MAN

[johnnycage435]

damn ghost must been cold

[cupphouse]

Where can i get REAL wallabees on the net? Also, what size is equivalent to Nike AF1 size 9.5

[MrMeMyselfAndHIPHOP]

@cupphouse ditch the af1's n get som air max 90's or 97's bw's r nice to l/

[mmeasy123]

@MrMeMyselfAndHIPHOP biters? a shark biters? its really a no-no....

[ecee77]

@cupphouse Clark's makes Wallabees...

google clark's shoes... last time I checked, the shoes run about $100

[bG3aZu3bLaZe3]

@ecee77 at the mall of america in minnesota the cheapest ones are 130 dollars

[ecee77]

@bG3aZu3bLaZe3 so they've gone up a bit then...it's been some years since I checked them out... They had a Clark's store here in orlando, and that's when I saw them...

[ecee77]

@bG3aZu3bLaZe3 I just checked zappos.com, and they have them from $115-120

[triznap]

Coffe Joints Wheteva whateva whateva

[supremeson100]

THE PNUT BUTTER JAM PORRAGE ALL OF IT !!! I GOT ALL THAT SHIT 2 DAY FOR LIKE 3 POJNDS 2DAY FANK GOD FOR ASDA BRAND

[supremeson100]

BELEAVE IT OR NOT IM ON THAT DIET RIGHT NOW THE EXSACK SAME THING!!! ONLY JACKET PO AND PORAGE!!! I CANT BELEAVE IT I DO EXSACKLY WAT HES SAYING B4 EVEN WATCHING I IM SAVING!!!

[spicmanz]

whateva whateva whateva

[temps45]

ketchup...salt [salt shaker motion]...you good. this man is truly wise and hilarious

[4thTheHolocaust]

he forgot the Chico Stixx tho!!!!!!!

[ghostfacekillah911]

smart dumb cats

[MegaChulo69]

the oatmeal and the tuna are so true mang i rock those almost four times a week

[XtraTrstrL]

Ghost is dressed for a blizzard.

Patty & cocoa bread. Ghost knows what's up.

[stoenyce]

buttercrunch joints

[TheEricaLeshea]

ughhhh, i miss these commercials...

[touchogrey]

hahaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Habbidabs9696]

BIG UPS TO THE JAMIACANS! LMAO

[zirius89]

Damn it,Ghostface is one BIG man.

I don't wanna get punched by him. O_O

[TruDumKids]

if you suck ya thumb yo suck ya thumb yo

[browsebot]

I ate 3 bowls of oatmeal today; one at 8am, one at 12pm, and one at 4pm. Shit held me down, son.

[LooSINY]

@browsebot hahaaaa

[schuylkillSt717]

@browsebot dats still hood right dere wit a lil glass of milk lmao

[andrewnorriz]

@browsebot wow lol yea that cereal is expensive i do my shopping at dollar mart and 99 cent store tho

[GHoooSTS]

look at the size of his coat and pants

only ghost can rock shit like that

[insaniTV203]

@GHoooSTS Juelz used to pull it off

[YungJuve]

I put this vid on my "lectures" playlist.

[duelatdawn]

Bust it down at twelve. Ha

[Soundwave404]

AWWW man if you tryna lose weight and save a buck or two listen to this man and keep it real! I feel him on the oatmeal and the tunas..

"You could neva act like your stomach ain't full!"...butter crunch joints lol!!

[BizzTheFunk]

Ghostface is mad funny. ''PB+J=Hood'' Not lot of rappers are like Ghostface, Ghost loves his fans as much as we love him.

[Quake2815]

PB+J=HOOD LOL!

[kanarvin]

Thanks for upload. Ghostface is the illest to ever do it. Wu Tang Forever!