How To Win At Blackjack By Playing Like A Professional Gambler

[rau5150]

I used this system last night at the rio on a 10 deck chute and doubled my money in 10 min , walked away with a cool $16 bucks and hit the buffet , thankyou beanmeister i just ate for free, dont feel so good now think i got food poisoning

[IcEEj0eyy]

this is hilarious lol it took me a minute to figure it out xD

[BeanMeister22]

@IcEEj0eyy Thanks, a lot of people do not realize that this is supposed to be a joke, especially because I make real slot machine and video poker videos, and my real gambling videos have been insulted in a couple of online gambling magazines.

[gojan22]

@BeanMeister22

I gurantee YOU, that you are the biggest idiot in the whole world

Your video is not even funny.

Go an make a slim fast diet i gurantee you it would help

[kuntula25]

Get a fuckking life!!

[FrostySuccess]

tthis guys a total idiot & a scam.. hit on 20 & above? Great idea you fucking hill billy, id play you & take your wife with ur house & car

[BeanMeister22]

@FrostySuccess You know that this is a joke, right?

[alwayson09]

Always hitting under 19 is a guaranteed way to loose all of your money in the casino

[rcstar07]

lol. this guy is a jerk

[THERollyboy123]

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[cradlenazi]

GARENTEEEEEDDD!

[niakers]

hahahahaha too funny, good job beanmeister..lol

[HegedusMovie]

6:41 look under the dack what is there then wait while he put the esoo on the table and look again! he take card from bottom this is a really bad joke!

[elitehacker63]

this might have been funny if it was a child but it is a bit sad that he is an adult

what a loser

[lovelatinmales]

this is so amateurish and stupid. this guy did not know how to shuffle the cards properly. LOL

[BeanMeister22]

@lovelatinmales You do know that this video is a joke right? So maybe it is not all that funny to you, but you thinking that it was real is VERY funny to a lot of people who read it.

[collegehurnor]

@BeanMeister22 9 minute video is too long for a joke video.

[BeanMeister22]

@collegehurnor I know that now, but remember I made this more than 2 years ago.

[mrRunist]

... And when he pulled those big cards! Hahahaha! :D

[iGetPoints]

Guys, this is suppose to be a joke

[BeanMeister22]

@iGetPoints Yeah, some people just don't get it :)

[JonasMagiker]

What the hell?

[Hallstaintedred]

Worst bridge ever lol. It like exploded out his hand lmao XD

[Hallstaintedred]

It has to be a joke. He dropped the cards lol XD

[xIMOG3Nx]

This guy must have been a horrible "Professional" Gambler.

[unreaaal]

i love the moves at 3:00

REEAAAL pro xaxaax

[bthunder10]

Wow I feel like I got dumber after watching this.

[Insigma83]

Awful

[YouandMe27388]

Is this a joke?

[webon411]

@YouandMe27388 He's doing a parody of all these other shit systems out there.

[MrFobmarley]

Your videos suck!

[velleskins]

What the .. what ? . the guy took the busting hand 2:31 from the top of the deck and the blackjack hand 2:37 from the bottom of the deck.

[velleskins]

ok. I see now. it's all sarcasm. well done.

[BeanMeister22]

@velleskins Thanks, the main point here is that everyone wants to sell you a system, and they either don't work, or they are illegal if they do. So my method here is just as good as the rest of the ones out there, and my method is free :)

[hamoudi25]

111 people are mad that the system is out now.

Hi, could you tell me where i could learn counting cards. People are going all area 51 on counting cards :P so help with this would be appreciated.

[BeanMeister22]

@hamoudi25 All I can say is to do a G search for that info. Counting cards is not really legal, and I can't give advice of illegal methods.

[johnnyfry2]

This video is a little more sarcastic than some of his other videos, but the point is the same. The man is speaking the truth, just accept it gambling is a losing endeavour. Why does anyone think they can walk into a multi million dollar generating casino and beat the house?

There is no casino in the world that is beatable, the only game is poker and you still need to get lucky, be skilled and know your opponent, PLUS beat the rake.

[madeyeAk]

i fell about laughing at some stages hahaha BLACKJACK eh watch this HIT ME DEALER 21 o yeah GUARANTEED METHOD

[shaaneeee]

Your life seems quite fruitful ;]

[lwaynebowen1975]

you dealt off bottom of deck

[stranger1324]

so just always say hit me ?

then you will be guaranteed to win ?

cuz. it doesnt look like a system

[BeanMeister22]

@stranger1324 It's as good as all of those other fake systems out there; at least this system is free :)

[Yoshiswatter3000]

is it me is is he bad with the cards (not pro!)

[bind1967]

@Trevoc2 then you should have addressed you PUBLIC comment to a specific person. Unaddressed public commentary is for everyone.

[CassandrasCasinos]

Your head looks like a sandpaper on a baby's ass

(bit.ly/CassandrasCasinos)

[BeanMeister22]

@CassandrasCasinos What the heck does that even mean?

[GameOn247Girl]

@BeanMeister22 You should know what that means....obvious your head silly =P (bit.ly/CassandrasCasinos)

[BeanMeister22]

@GameOn247Girl Listen you stupid loser...why would you try to promote a website at the same time that you insult the video owner? You've been blocked and reported.

[bind1967]

great video. Me and the mrs could not stop laughing

[Trevoc2]

100 thumbs down to 45 thumbs up says it all.................its bullshit video! This is not informative, its a video by someone who didn't make it big in gambling and now sits at home thinking of ways to entertain people on YouTube. You need to go to Gamblers Anonymous and get over your past life...its over. Time for a real job instead of these videos.

[bind1967]

@Trevoc2 Its satire comedy dumb ass. Making fun off the thousands of guaranteed gambling books and videos around.

[chinguidinsky]

haha I thought it was a serious video showing a never before seen system. I like how it makes fun of the fact that every dude that comes out with a new BJ book claims they have the unbeatable system GUARANTEED. But since you area pro BeanMeister, could you explan, please, why it is that card counters claim the HI-LO system works even with a low amount of penetrationand constat reshuffling after just a few hands played? I'm being serious lol I can't understand it, it makes no sense to me, ThankU

[BeanMeister22]

@chinguidinsky Thanks, not many people get the point of this video, especially since I have real slot machine and video poker videos also posted on this channel.

I am bound by a legal agreement, that I cannot talk about counting cards; sounds a bit like it might be from a plea deal :)

[chinguidinsky]

@BeanMeister22 Ah ok, the law is the law, no problem, thank you for your reply.

[thegamerdude853]

@BeanMeister22

Your just a fucking imposter, your not this guy on here lol..

[alen178]

Woow!!!!!!!

Thx bro !!!

[thefallingangel2011]

thats a chick!

[PatoneLol]

LOL'D MY ASS OFF

[MrDerby2u]

you rigged the deck... lol! great vid!!

[BeanMeister22]

@MrDerby2u Thanks.

Yes, in addition to real gambling videos about slot machines and video poker machines, I also try to make some funny ones like this.

[smoothguy432]

I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS! I AM GOING TO SUBSCRIBE TO YOU AND FRIEND REQUEST YOU! :)

[BeanMeister22]

@smoothguy432 Thank you for your support.

[slimtom0618]

this guy is a dick xD

[sokha326]

Hahahha this is pretty funny

[BeanMeister22]

@sokha326 Thanks, not many people get this type of humor :)

[playmaka7]

bro did u take ur medication before u made this video

[BeanMeister22]

@playmaka7 Yes, but maybe I took too much of it :)

[supervids47]

u rigged the cards its not real! ! ! !

[supervids47]

its a girl dumbcrap not a native american

[sicotox]

How stupid can someone be????..... obv not talking about the video, but for all the idiots that dont understand that ITS A FUCKING JOKE.........

[jstretsh]

this guy is a fucking idiot

[YUGOofficial]

hahaha



[RealRicko]

:D

I like it. i saw the "Slots/Fruit Machine" video and just had to watch the second.

I became suspicious because of the "GUARANTEED" and the card throwing ;)

You should work in TV commercials ;)

[Dumbpimpstaz]

not even playing blackjack right lol

[jmbgouveia]

you dont even know how to take the cards from the botom properly and please dont do a texas holdem video. cheers, you suck

[unholyedboy]

utterly stupid, dun ever listen

[XGCKrazyK]

spend alot of time with cards learn card tricks,cards become a third appendage? ok...... explain why you cant shuffle worth a shit??

[ShaggyShagz13]

Awesome, somebody pm me their credit card number so I can order this system. Man, did people miss the point of this video or what. He fumbled the cards every time he "tried" to shuffle them. This is a parody of the scammers out there and the people that are dissing it are mad that they already own three or more books telling them how to beat slot machines and casinos.

[danpvttsmiller]

Stupid!

[FatburgerB]

What a dork... This is not professional. That dealer sucks ass and this guy is a fraud!!!!!!

[FatburgerB]

What a dork...

[newisd]

at 6:12 I thought my eyes popped out rofl

[TheEDDIEGOTAY]

ok check out the way they deal the cards 2 for you and 2 for the dealer!!!!its supposed to be 1 card for you one for the dealer and then thenext one is for you and the next one is for the dealer! thats how you deal the cards not 2 for you and 2 for the dealer!!!you guys are idiots!!!!!pls give me a break

[officialvdog]

mane u gone get a nigga azz killed doin that shit lol this fool crazyzzzz

[MultiFrank777]

ok agreed theres a lot of douchebags but like okay what about frank rosenthal. that guy was a legit scientist of betting who always came out on top. so theres something in it.

[welland3]

more like a profestional loser idiot

[Josan737]

Straight forward is my system !

Guarantee" You WILL NOT LOOSE If you DO NOT PLAY "!

Get life, If there is such great Guarantee winning system in Black Jack , why don't they use it them self in the real Casino and become the richest man out there .. get it ? Cheers .... Now back to work !

[miltco28]

Where can i pick up this amazing system. Lol

[asianriceboy6]

grantee system my ass you system is a grantee lost

[lopytube]

6:35 it became funnier.nice clip

[JOHNNYIRON40]

why is this douchebag dealing from the bottom?

[cstanford143]

what the hell :D

[schecterdiamond]

Dude this is friggn funny, I laughed my ass off because i had ordered a dvd and this is kinda how it was XD

[NathanLee0921]

This guy is a genius! WOW!!!!

[drphem]

Lol ok for all thoes that wanted real tips :)

In australia in casino's we play with 8 decks of cards.

there are 32 aces

there are 128, cards that = 10

and 256 cards that do not = 10.

You need to remember how many 10's and A's have gone over the table,

on your hand, best suited is 10 or 11. if you have 10 or 11 in your hand Double, if

you have not seen more than 60% of the 10's and 11's.

I went into crown casino with 5 dollars and left with over 600. using this method.

[lopytube]

@drphem

thank you mother ffer.This the same type info I was looking for.

I use memory methods along with card counting.I just need to know the ratio of cards like you showed above

[drphem]

@lopytube

:) Give my comment a thumb's so it gets stuck to this video :D Glad you liked it, but also be careful with the card they give you to show the end of the deck, I normaly try to put it 2 thirds down the deck, though to be a dick some times i put it 3 cards from the front for lulz.

Peace hope it helps.

[lopytube]

@drphem

I shuffle track...or try.lol

How often do you leave with a profit.I ve been down lately.

But a month ago I hit those fuckers for 800usd

[drphem]

@lopytube

I never leave down when I go to the casino,

I only bet my winnings say lets say i start with 250,

I bet lets say 20 dollars, win and get 40 odd back,

I put my first 20 back in my pocket, and only play with the 20 I had won :) takes longer but that's how I have never lost "my money" though of course ive been up 1000 dollars and gone down to 500 quickly, but still never left with less than I start.

[lopytube]

@drphem smart mofo .Same thing I do(just recently reinforced it)

I usally go up by increments of 5 or 10.

Very very very rarely have I jump tp $100 BETS.I always get slapped in the face for it.Accept one time.

Its very hard and stressful at times to gain with big money when you dont have it like that

[drphem]

@lopytube

Yeah for sure! Currently I am excited about craps and I think I have come up with a way to make money on it, But I haven't had the time to test it out yet, I plan on doing sooner or later, I might do a clip about it. because it is a bit long. for 200 characters.

[lopytube]

@drphem lets see how fast we can respond to each other.lol

ahh yeah thats funny.I really just picked up some dice I havent seen in 5-7yrs.Craps,Im not sure about.Ive heard of dice control but my thing is roulette....and bj of course

[drphem]

@lopytube

Haha yeah pretty fast, I will work on a few things here and there and make a video,

[lokyomata]

I wish you could guarantee me the last 5 minutes of my life back....if you fall for those "gauranteed methods" that people sell then you deserve to lose your money but this is just rediculous and not entertaining in the slightest aspect. Don't bother doing another video because I gaurantee it will suck

[ivlark1]

:P

[mynameisBS98]

1:17 FAIL :O

[pewpewparrot6319]

the system works!.... having a card dealer named tonto is a automatic win.

[ghj6363]

:D "proffesional gambler"

[tinytab]

is this a joke or something xD?

[BeanMeister22]

@tinytab Yes, it is :)

[GangiFilms]

I have won $10,000 dollars using this system.

[lovemyrinker]

Yes please HIT ME... HIT ME AGAIN... HIT ME AGAIN... KNOCK ME OUT PLEASE..

[alecifitation]

@lovemyrinker lol

[resistance0311]

LMAO . This guy doesn't look like a millionaire . Here Hi's trying to sell you his book when hi just could sit right now @ hi - rollers table doing $5000 bets per hand .

[warioman16]

i no wat he did he had the cars set up and he had the dealer shuffle the cards to where the face cards and the aces get to the bottom and when the dealer got to him, he started draing from the bottom to get him blackjack. I GET IT AND U CAN SUCK IT

[123serg123]

moron spotted.. my grandma plays better blackjack

[taunyaBriggshrfe]

Did you watch the interview when she speaks about her internet site? It's ez-casino(dot)com, she said that she was making money with that technique before being famous...

[peacentruthnjustice]

Funny video! THere is a method that doeswin in long run. It is based on probabily, it involves your hand and the dealers up card. I tells you when to hit, stay, double or fold. In the long run it WILL PAYOUT, but not extraordinarily. It also involves a lot of memorizing, you have to remember the breaking points of a 10x10 chart w/ your hand on the side and the dealers on top, or however you lay out the chart.

[slyguymax]

fucking gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaay you vids arnt funny videos like this are a disgrace to the internet itself old people arnt funny

[peacentruthnjustice]

@slyguymax Well there is something funny here.. It's your spelling and grammer. When did you drop out of school? Third or fourth grade? It's also nice of you to mention the video is gay. Who else but a homosexual would be a better judge!

Sly??? I'm sure you're about as sly as a bull in a china closet. I probably shouldn't be so hard on you. Sly is probably one of about fifty words you can spell! If you're going to insult people, learn how to spell. Otherwise you look like a real dumbass!

[PeterLikesKicks]

HES SHOWING AN EXAMPLE OF PPL THAT TRY TO SELL U PRODUCTS AND VIDEOS AND HOW THEY DONT WORK,USELESS ECT

[janpietsnot]

this theory is not professional hit on a 18?! are u mad you are not a prof

[zilbe333]

This is blsh1t. guy is epic fail

[prestonphill]

ooo i know what to say... if you are going to make a spoof, learn how to act... that is the whole point yeah? to get people to laugh? this is not funny... this is definately not a joke... i really am not sure wtf this is...

[prestonphill]

alrighty... i really want to call you an idiot... and let you know that you should probably get a life... but im the one who watched this shit crap of a video...

[airwave2oo8]

hah nice vid man :)

[soldierdog100]

WAST OF TIME 

[vivishit]

HAHAHAA

[jwrz217]

hahaha dude if you so good at cards and stuff and claim to make money why the fuck dont you have nice clothes??? get real man... lay off the damn drugs please!!!!

[difsthlm]

You suck m8 you can't even hold a deck of cards in your hand

[kauaiiki09]

fuck this asshole. guaranteed not a professional.

[crapattack85]

what the fuck.....

[matt3756]

This guy is nuts but I love him

[jominguex]

good spoof! i like the part when you deal from the bottom of the deck!!

[BeanMeister22]

@skyhighguan Oh come on...Granted, this video is a bit long, but it is meant to show how crazy it is when people claim to have a winning system that they will sell to you for a fee. What makes this that much more funnier, is that I also do REAL gambling info videos, where I just share what I know, and not charge anything for it.

[Tobifanboy]

ROFL good job but I do have to ask is there really a system or method?

[BeanMeister22]

@Tobifanboy No it is just a joke :)

[Dailyx1]

I like ur videos about the slot machine but this video was very retarded..:((((

[BeanMeister22]

@Dailyx1 Maybe, but we need to laugh at ourselves once in awhile. And come on, how many times have you seen those videos where some clown says he has a secret gambling system, and if you send him $50 he will share it with you?

[chewinggum56]

Don worry,Your video was not that bad than Justin Bieber...

[jefboyardee]

His advice is as good as everything else here

[BeanMeister22]

@jefboyardee Ah...you get the point of this video :) There are so many clowns online who claim they have a winning system, and if you pay them they will share it with you; this video tries to make fun of those people.

[jefboyardee]

Real dealers NEVER shuffle like that

[ThePanthersfan69]

how is anyone supposed to know this is a spoof

[BeanMeister22]

@ThePanthersfan69 Yes it may be a bit subtle, but real card players should be able to see that what I am saying here is not only insane, but also way, way, over the top.

[s4mis4mi]

Roflmao!

[BeanMeister22]

@s4mis4mi Thanks, a lot of people just don't get this video; it is so insane, that it just has to be a joke :)

[lukefenderrhodes]

i love that he deals  from the bottom

[BeanMeister22]

@joek1989 Nine minutes, huh? So you watched all but 24 seconds of this video, and at that point you decided it was just a joke?

[joek1989]

@BeanMeister22 No. As I stated before I watched 9 minutes of this video and wasted 9 minutes of my life. I give all the videos I comment the benefit of doubt and watch all of them. 

[BeanMeister22]

@joek1989 Well, since you respect videos enough to watch them all the way through, for better or worse, then you should agree with me, that humor is art, and art is subjective. But regardless of that, even a video such as this has to have some sort of redeeming value, right? And yes, I should have made it much shorter than it is. Back then, everyone was trying to make longer videos, and it was a trend that many of us regret today. Now days, I try to make my videos around 2 to 3 minutes long.

[joek1989]

wasted 9 mins of my life thank you

[BeanMeister22]

@joek1989 Ok, but it was not much of a loss because you don't have much of a life.

[aragonse]

that guy is just stupid im sorry i wasted my time even watching it as long as i did

[brandonsmith666]

@aragonse yep, you are dumb

[BeanMeister22]

@aragonse I am sorry that this is all over your head, but this video was supposed to be a joke; it was a spoof on those professional gambler videos they sell, showing you have to win at blackjack.

[BeanMeister22]

@aragonse This video is meant to show how crazy it is when people claim to have a winning system that they will sell to you for a fee. What makes this that much more funnier, is that I also do REAL gambling info videos, where I just share what I know, and not charge anything for it.

[master8game]

and at 6:54 lol he didnt hav blackjak thats a king and ace... FAIL

[BeanMeister22]

@master8game A king and an ace is a blackjack.

[master8game]

at 6:43 you can see the bottom card is the ace of spades... and some how he gets the ace of spades....

[BeanMeister22]

@master8game This was a spoof on those professional gambler videos they sell in LV, showing you have to win at blackjack.

[lasse070792]

haha .. go shoot yourselvf retardo

[mcscrammble54]

im so confused...

[BeanMeister22]

@mcscrammble54 Good, after watching this video you should be:)

[lolbutsrsly]

drink more kool aid

[BeanMeister22]

@lolbutsrsly What does that have to do with anything? This was a spoof on those professional gambler videos they sell, showing you have to win at blackjack.

[ARTURODIAZ13]

wow, your a fucking moron.

[BeanMeister22]

@ARTURODIAZ13 Huh?

[wickedknights]

First he's says he gambled for 6 years and tours the end he said 8 years B.S. Sorry But This can't Be Real.