Rock Me Sexy Jesus!

[ACDC920605]

lolz

[Skeedont]

As a Christian, I absolutely love this. No reason it can't be fun!

[RevePaul15]

Religion is supposed to pull people together but there is nothing that pulls the whole world apart more then religion. Think about it. Terrorism, Nazis, i'm sure there's more but that's at the top of my head.



[LuddEEnHns]

fuck you

[faudreechris]

top 5 movie all time

[herofudo]

immaculate conception really makes my day

[cheesey12354]

??? "Rock me sexy Jesus" ???

[lowisao]

this is a mental rape

[ahmedhow]

this isnt offensive in anyway, just saying if jesus came back to earth and travelled through time this is how media would say about him, they arent making fun of jesus they are making fun of how media makes profit from ANY thing , NORMAL.

[kWEmusic]

shame this isn't actually funny. they should have pushed the envelope further. instead, it just comes off as a lazy attempt to get a chuckle from religion.

[MrSexytbone]

if u guys dont know what the H in jesus h christ is it means heysoos. (jesus)

[kitfantogo]

Right from the pit of hell..

[CaptureTheDream90]

@kitfantogo its a metaphor for if Jesus were to return now, he would have to market himself as a celebrity to get the attention of the young adults. They say this in the movie but its not shown in this video.

[letmeinyouwhore]

I love this song, and this movie. I'm a Christian to. Funny transcends religion :V

[foodbug]

Kick Satan's Ass? LMAO

[powersd31]

This is the most blasphemous song i've ever heard

[darrensinnott]

@powersd31 And it rocks!

[Dusk2099]

i do!!!!

[TheMissLisaa]

rock me rock me rock me sexy jesus

al night lo'ongg,

I CAN'T GET IT OUT OF MY HEAAAD!

[jla9180]

YAY! I forgot about this movie till Glee came out as a much tamer (and far less entertaining) version of this idea..

Thanks! I'm going to buy this movie today...

[SKIZERT4]

Jesus is just a spanish boys name

[SeriouslyOne]

i love it :D watched it today

[hanshotfirst1138]

This is actually pretty catchy!

[MiXeDmAmI181]

dnt like it NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[CHESTERxTHExMOLESTER]

Hah to the crotch grab at 1:07

[sistematix]

hahaha wasting ur time believe on a talking dead guy.... i'm not an atheist, but sure there is a God out there...but definetely not a long hair bearded metal guy..

[EZ8studios]

dont think about it to much, its sexy jesus, end of story, dont think anymore after that.

[Aldatross]

yeah i am

[Aldatross]

I'm sorry but that was almost completely destroys the message your sending I mean really telling me to get raped in the face oh yes real good way of spreading the word don't reply or I'll report you

[keinve2]

OOOHHHH BEING REPORTED!

You do realize that I will simply make a new account if I am banned, and if they ban my IP, then I can simply go to my cousins house next door and create a new account there. A whole fifteen seconds of walking.

By the way, when replying to someone, hit the little 'reply' button. You seem either not able to do this, or youtube is fucking up again.

[TheBuddykiller]

imgoing to report you everywhere and telling the owner of youtube to kick ur a** if he dosent i will and you better stop making comments or i will call the police to make an ascuse about u making all this and then they will close youtbe or if they dont do that i will ask my friend he says that he closed down a website once then i made a website then he closed it down on me so cool ur sh**

[keinve2]

Congrats. I lol'd. I don't think that anyone has managed to make me lol with their idiocy. Lets see... considering where I live, freedom of speech would protect me. So, there is not really a whole lot you can do about it. And, all offense intended, there is a difference between closing down a site made by an idiot and youtube. Now, youtube may be RUN by idiots, but they probably have to deal with attempts to close them down quite frequently.

[Aldatross]

being catholic this movie pisses me of good thing I'm slightly atheist and actually saw the movie  YA JESUS.

[keinve2]

Go get raped in the face.

[lavitz456]

I rofl'd hard

[dylandavey23]

if ur catholic u cant b slightly atheist u dumfuck

[sixfingerman2]

umm... do you mean you just have some doubts about your belief.

Cuz i've never heard of a catholic with atheist views....

thats just doesn't make sense.

For everyone else, i am catholic and think this song kicks ass!!! I mean its saying Jesus kicks the devils ass. Thats fucking right!

[xTime2Killx]

jesus is dead!

666 \m/

[apexpark]

zombie jesus

[lordenrique]

@xTime2Killx

Of course Jesus is dead...

Dead sexy!

[pardisjonas]

go go go go JESUS, rock rock rock me sexy jesus (L)

[88HHWPWW]

I wanna party with you jesus

[kh2sora13]

Oh my god it's jesus!!

[xTime2Killx]

christians are so scary... hail satanas

[devbar21]

What the FUCK is wrong with you? it's ppl like you who are truly scary!

[xTime2Killx]

i am not scary... i am not a person who is proud that someone died a long time ago... i am not a person who prays to a god who never does anything if pplz need him...

[d3vilnaruto]

@xTime2Killx :D

[jrjuggalo159]

@d3vilnaruto they are. they killed people if they didn't accept there religion.

[d3vilnaruto]

@jrjuggalo159 haha!! creepy.. :X

[Lopizia]

oh, sexi jesus =D

[xTime2Killx]

they sing Jesus H. Christ what means the H.? Jesus Hitler Christ?!

[shortyFLIPinaH]

i think its supposed to be jesus holy christ.

[xTime2Killx]

thank u and heil satanas

[narusaku12345678]

You know I'm a Jew.

[xTime2Killx]

so u eat no racists?

[tejiropaparotejiro]

a valeria le encanata este video!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MorbidAngel1992]

this song should have won an oscar or something it's one of the best songs i've heared and i listen to heavy metal :P give this song some credit! totally stuck to it!

[XxJamiiiExX]

hahahaa this is th best<3 love it

[13fyer]

this movie was fukin awesome

[fancycanuck]

Sexy Jesus rocked me. And I loved it!

So for sure, I'm a believer in the future!

[GodsBittersweetEmo]

I'm Christian, and this is one of my favorite songs! XD.

[edison421]

Coogan is an awesome actor

[rwe1138]

I love this song so much. It was totally snubbed for an Oscar nomination.

[tralala1urface]

What DOES the 'H' stand for?? Hamlet??

[ccsingle07]

I believe its H as in the movie "Hamlet 2"

[tralala1urface]

I think it's like the expression "Jesus H Christ." Like when someone gets pissed they say "Oh Jesus H Christ" and stuffs. =PP

[kthankxbye]

Mmmmm......Rand is sooooooo hot!

[tralala1urface]

I'm Roman Catholic and I don't find it offensive..It's pretty catchy..xDD

[ThexDoctorx]

HUZZAH!

[ThexDoctorx]

LOVE.

[shutyoursmurfyface]

Amazing!

[krazymoop]

One of the best movies ever

[vollygirl59]

what does the "H" stand for?

[bigpopparamma]

It stands for Holy

[vollygirl59]

oh! thanks!

[kthankxbye]

Uhh....not, it stands for Hussein

[bigpopparamma]

Where did you get this info?

I've been told by numerous people that it stood for Holy.

Unless, you are just being facetious.

[kthankxbye]

Are you retarded?

[bigpopparamma]

I never did insult you once. You must be one of these people who would like to start a conflict. or maybe you are just to proud to answer a question as to where does it say the H stands for Hussein.

I was only giving you a friendly feedback as to where I got my original info. So if you want to act like proud stuck-up ass and insult people for not answering a logical question, you keep that to yourself.

[kthankxbye]

I simply asked you a pretty simple question and you come back with this lame ass speech, seriously.

[bigpopparamma]

OK, if you want me to answer your insulting question: NO, I am not retartded.

Now, let's see if you can answer my question: Where does it say that the H stands for Hussein?

And if you cannot answer my question, then maybe you are just "retarded" as the rest of the rest of the people you claim to see. Just remember this, it takes one to know one.

So quit acting so juvenile

[DotL]

You're an idiot, poppa.

[bigpopparamma]

Well, like that old saying goes, to those who insult others, "It takes one to know one".

[sparkysperky]

H stands for hallowed. as in "our father who art in heaven hollowed be thy name".damnit, is everyone just trying to start a fight? be nice!

[lordofweasels]

I don't get the problem, it is glorifying and talking about how awesome jesus is, that's good last I checked. THe only thing that's blasphemous about this is how close it comes to completely ripping off "Little Shop of Horrors" XD

[gymnastlove4ever]

the movie was great and this song rocks

[treokimow]

I WANNA PARTY WIT YOU JESUS LOL

[emilyisbeatlyatlife2]

haha slam bam spank you maam do unto youu

[joshman1223]

most amazing song of all time

[RolftasticJess]

Genius :D

<3

[totaltwinconnection2]

Okay, the movie was crap and the song was offencive, but that was hilarious!!!

[dust594]

this song should get an award

God blashphemy has never been so.....AWESOME or funny

[ticuti0302]

If you're going to say something blasphemous, you might as well go all the way like they did!

[closetpoet99]

pure genius!!!!

[BlakeFabian]

I'll second that

[GlenCoco44]

Okay...put the religous aspects aside for a second. This song should be nominated for Best Original Song at the Oscars. Who agrees?

[l3murs]

Definitely.

[Dusk2099]

@GlenCoco44

yes it should!

[gregmss]

The only good part of this movie

[Vash3OO1]

As a Christin this song is only about 5% offensive. Not enough to bother condemning it.

[negativecreep420]

the movie kicked ass, i hate jesus though, and fuck all of you christians your extremely misled. WOOORD

jesus was cool but the bible is bullshit, religion is ignorance, self enlightenment is the way

[ZestyHamsterz]

I <3 you!

[ticuti0302]

The bible isn't meant to be interpreted literally, if you look at it like that then yes it is bullshit. You have to look beyond the surface to see the real lessons in it.

[dmaster335]

i wanna part wit him too!!!! free wine

[cartmanblues]

Raped in the face O.o

[MikFrey]

the whole movie sucks, but this song is great :) Jezus rocks ! :D

[tanakido32]

I wanna party with you Jesus!

[draco8273]

wow u need to calm down.... jesus should laugh once in a while lol

[BassGal92]

Did you know Jesus has a sense of humor?

[nxrtally665]

u noe wat jesus will put his hands on yall an u will regret mocking him u r some loe life losers

[Devox313]

Learn to Spell...RedNeck

[kconrad389]

i saw this movie.

[tubetash]

was it funny?

[Oberonjames]

It was somewhat funny. The play itself was hillarious, but most of the movie was "stupid humour".

[annasosexy]

this song gets stuck in my head! lol

[darkangelik25]

OMFG!!! THIS IS AWESOME!

[horeyguy53149]

that would be funny as hell if he did the gun thingy where u squint ur eyes and they all die like fmaily guy

[Amfanatik]

uuuułałauuuu xD

[harijuku2]

oh my god it's jesus!! I wanna party with you jesus.

lol

[emgee65]

wow i enjoy all your vids check mine out!

[alice238]

why do all my videos keep getting removed :(

[Lawliet7000]

rock me sexy jesus LmaoRofl

and yes you di kick satan's ASS

[TeenDrama14]

XD ;

[skeetmonkey69]

I WANNA PARTY WITH YOU JESUS

[levibg93]

i would party with jesus!

[Greenfrogsmoon]

Jesus Hussein Christ, that's my bet.

[evilperson120066]

we sang this song when

they were singing it

every1 was sing it

its was like being raped in the face

AGAIN!!

[sodakandy]

Ithought it will be more funny then i thought it will be.

[jesusfreakrkg]

only a matter of time until this is sang in youth groups nation wide. pathetic.

[thebreeze79]

lmao

[JonTheDandy]

LOL

[samantha00nicole]

i sang this when i was walking into church one sunday lol

[crossmyheart1]

LOL!

[avgn21]

What happened?

[flashbackguy]

even though im catholic, this is sooooo funny

[RobOfTheUndead]

not  a bad movie

[UndeadChannellor]

When did his middle initial become H?

[skyhigh711]

i think it stands for holy.

i love this. can't wait to see the movie.

[fffffffff7]

it's fucking halrious!

[whydontyoushootme]

No, it stands for Horatio.  Duh.

[KilroyM]

My money's on "Herbert," personally.

[leoattacker]

uhh...Hamlet much? Who do u think this movie's about?

[mzbadgurl5525]

Holy. as in Jesus Holy Christ.

um duh.

[tylerbees123]

GREAT ASS MOVIE

[levibg93]

i cant watch this without laughing, if not before its "party with me jesus" that gets me lol

[Paperbutton9]

It was a really good movie

[ducksrevil]

"i want to party with you Jesus"

When I die and go to Heaven, I'm going to say this to Him.

[MrsNickJonasx08]

hahahah

[gregwiggle]

What a seriously good movie!! Too bad i can't say that about most movies

[karrialice]

SKYLAR AND PHOEBE! Omfg, I love them. <333

[BekozovBernard]

my favorite part is when he moon walks on water...

[jackrules999]

it was a funny movie

[avgn21]

great movie!

[mastercheif4072165]

Elisabeth Shue was great!

[levibg93]

it does need to be nominated, and i am a devout lutheren but i love this song, if jesus came back i would party with him!

[stgstg79]

Lutheran not Lutheren.

[levibg93]

you know what i ment i type fast

[maplelump]

this song popped into my head at church the other night, and my thought was "i am so going to hell for thinking about that!" oh well. this song DOES need an oscar nomination, I agree!

[skafan354]

omg i love this movie soo much

[Luchkow]

this song needs an oscar nomination

[whydontyoushootme]

Seriously. If they can nominate "Blame Canada" or if that stupid shitty Celine Dion song can win an Oscar, they should nominate "Rock Me Sexy Jesus."

[xXstarkillerXx]

we stop smoking weed at least not as much ahahahaha lolz

[gorillazbuffalo]

SONG OF THE YEAR

[allauramun]

I went into the theatre thinking I was going to hate it. From the commercials I thought it was going to be just another stupid comedy that tried too hard to be controversial. In the beginning it was really slow but by the end of the movie everything came together and I found myself really enjoying it.

[SouthernHeart16]

i wanna go sing this at some gospel mass

[kiwigrl89]

imagine singing this at church.

[littlelala2354]

bahaha!!

[Happybunyoo]

that would be fuckin awsome!

[pedroh106]

haha thats what i was thinking

[Scarefan125]

"I Want to party with you Jesus." Best line ever!

[thedarkliveson]

this movie was just a great movie, some stuff was offensive, but i just really loved how the movie just came together.

i really wish they would make a real production of Hamlet 2. that was funny.

[freakchanXD]

i know :DD my friend and i watched this and learned the words before we saw the movie and when we went there was only 2 other ppl there, and so we sat in the back of the theather and when jesus came on we jumped up and screamed: SEXY JESUS and then danced and sang along. XDD

[ThatFreakinRandy]

This movie was freakin' awesome.

I really wish this video didn't cut out the best part when the church lady's holding the bibles said "I... I get it! Jesus kicked... Satan's ass!" That was amazing.