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  • Fucking low life get a life? if he said here in the uk he would be dead fuck off american fucking twat.

  • @MRXxXELMOxXx feel the same here

  • I call troll.

  • Us britain never stole ur language, we made it dumbass, doesn't england and English sound the same? Herp Derp. England is the reason ur here stupid ass grandpa.

  • @lolmagicproductions Ermmm..im british...yet unlike you im not a complete and utter fuckwitted retard thus i know hes joking...the video..its a joke mate...dont cry

  • @Yawwwn1990 stfu im a brit tht doesnt drink tea all day unlike u

  • @lolmagicproductions it is obviously a joke

  • @MrMrbeastybeast i no i was joking in my first comment so stop telling me something tht i already can tell

  • @lolmagicproductions Ha witty for a guy who doesnt get the concept of irony an satire...one of these days you might get it!.

    although to be fair i do like tea

  • fuck britain

  • I will celebrate I Hate Britain Day this July.

  • stop speaking english then

  • Haa this is so stupid but funny

  • Lol guys this is a joke

  • I'm British and I still love this. It's so funny :)

  • this is funny!

  • That was one of the best videos i've ever seen! XD except perhaps "Super I Hate Britain Day"

  • @ihategaysfully I used to be British but then i took an arrow to the knee

  • This is funny

  • I am British. And that was FUCKING AMAZING!!

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  • Americans can do satire too. They're not all bible thumping idiots.

    Like!

  • Lol we stole there language, Americans have never done anything apart from pat there selfs on the back lol

  • Hilarious theres no anger in this video its just a good joke

  • Ok I love the Brits, but this was hilarious! No hard feelings guys <3

  • Where stealing your language ROFLMAO XD its vice versa mate

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  • TEA WAS NOT BRITISH ---- OPIUM WAR

  • I love how no one realizes this is a joke...

  • @EXOCHEESEF2 The slap at the end is what gave it away... Up until then I just cringed at the dumb things he was saying. That being said, I am British and our humour is a lot better. x)

  • Hurtful!!!:(

  • Thankfully not all American people are the same! And for anyone watching this video please remember this! I have been disappointed with our British Culture because we have lost our family values. But thankfully David Cameron is going to do something about this. One amazing thing about the UK is our NHS healthcare which looks after the poor. I have sat in a room of American rich people and heard them complain about paying for other peoples healthcare. Then brag about the £1,000 bottle of wine.

  • It is amazing how some rich people think more of money than people. And that is not down to which Country they come from but how money has controlled their life. Don't blame the Yanks, as you call them, for this man's view on Britain. If it was not for the American people we would have lost the war against Hitler. I love America and thank you for our freedom! And the German people deserve a break too as they had nothing to do with what Hitler did! Hope to visit one day!

  • @ButterflyLullabyLtd Hate to break it to you but the war was practically over before the yanks joined. The soviets were already in berlin by the time they joined, Operation sealion (the last possible german push in europe) was already defeated.

    I suppose the best they could hope for is for us to thank them for helping to clean up a bit faster?

  • Yeah!!! Take that red coats! What a bunch of bullshit.

  • Some yanks are just blinded by there 'glory'.

  • @Changchey it was a joke

  • I'm not even going into world war II or anything like the normal debates because none of the yanks will accept the fact we carried the whole thing and won it but owell, take all the credit as usual.. Without us america wouldn't even be the country it is now, think before your stupid independance how we made america into a civil country and made nearly 2 thirds of the world the exact same. RULE BRITANIA

  • @Ryan12England why was it america's business in Europe before Germany declared war on us...tell me...one reason in world war 2...not trying to fight...just want to know..

  • Go ahead, hate britain even though britain is england AND scotland, wales and northern ireland so all the stereotypical comments are stupid anyway but are also incorrect (nothing new there for americans) so i'll correct it you hate ENGLAND.. But to be honest none of us care at all because the whole fucking world hates america, ecspecially us and it'sbecause you think because you make successful films and tv shows that your the centre of the world :S

  • @Ryan12England northern irelands in the uk not britain thus united kingdom of great britain and northern ireland.....northern ireland is on the island of ireland not the island of britain......just thought I would point that out but anyway fuck the yanks!!!

  • Bravery American patriot !!!

  • @Spokanebackpacker198 I don't even like tea, you want to talk about stereotypes go eat your burgers and go get a 'ho' for 'yo' 'hood'. Bloody Americans.

  • I'm have one English parent and one American parent. This was a hilarious video- because it's a complete joke. Take it as a joke guys, Americans don't actually think this way about the English. If you can't laugh at yourself, you must really be a drag.

  • God save our gracious Queen

    Long live our noble Queen

    God save the Queen

    Send her victorious

    Happy and glorious

    Long to reign over us

    God save the Queen

    Get on that one America, Sorry Scotland i know you hate this, i apologize in advance

  • @GtaFanize True that :D

  • WHATS GOOD ABOUT LIMEYLAND NOTHING LOL

  • DEATH TO Britain, 1000 TIMES I WISH

  • Truly the Greatest country in the world? You have so many conspiracies against your own people, and yes i'm British, i'm a Tea drinking scone eating Brit. Go to my channel, you'll see the British Flag all over the damn place. Sometimes i wish we never discovered America, and the best part is America didn't want our help in the 1700's why the F*** do they want it now. Ditch the Alliance i say.

  • @GtaFanize THE Britain ONE BANNCH BARBARIANS FROM CAVES OF SIBERIA

  • @unfukkkmee What does that even mean? Were you even educated?

  • @GtaFanize SHUT UP

  • @unfukkkmee I'll take that as a no, you were not educated, simply because you reply to my post with a common 'Shut Up' really i would of expected more from someone who claimed British People 'BANNCH BARBARIANS FROM CAVES' and such. It just shows that some people are really quite inferior to British people and try to mock them but get Dictionary Owned in the process.

  • @GtaFanize HEY BRITISH U ARE BARBARIAN, AND IF U DONT BELIVE ME ASK UR GOD THE LUCIFER

  • @unfukkkmee That's creative, Britain has a long history, it was hard times. and by saying 'THE LUCIFER' that's bad Grammar right there. It also really pathetic that the Cap-locks on your computer seem to like to be on. You mad bro?

  • @GtaFanize BEHIND FROM THE SKIRT OF ZIONISM ALL ''DUDES'' ARE '' SIR'' ANGLO-BARBARIAN

  • @unfukkkmee Your grammar pushes the standard to a new low. Well done, you live up to the American stereotype that is know across the globe. Now if you wouldn't mind doing your parents a favour and dying in a corner you greasy fat American bastard, who was probably dropped on his head one too many times as a child. By the way are your parents siblings?

  • @TheCrusader1109 FIRE IN DEAD Crusader GYPSIES BARBARIANS

  • @unfukkkmee You do realise i told all of my friends about you, so, good luck with that. Stupid Yank.

  • @GtaFanize DIE

  • Whoa there buddy. The whole "are your parents siblings" thing is completely off base. Jesus you're just making yourself look like a dick.

    But yeah unfukkkmee just shut the fuck up we don't need anyone making our reputation as Americans even worse.

  • @mollypock SHUT UP ANGLO-NARBARIAN

  • @unfukkkmee Dude seriously you think you Americans are so great but you are not you get involved with other people's shit and say it was you that won both world wars saying you "saved our asses" yea i can give you credit but you had no choice if England was taken over you would be fucked and we all would have been speaking German as you say.

  • @unfukkkmee And yea our country has flaws but at least i am not being a dick about it commenting on how bad your country is because i am not like that so why don't you just shut the fuck up and go die in the corner of McDonalds you american fuck.

  • @TheAssassinsblades ''REALLY''  ?

  • @unfukkkmee And to add to that, No you did not win the American war of independence your self it was because of the French and Spanish so you should treat them with respect as well

  • @TheAssassinsblades SHUT UP

  • GET OUT

  • You's trollin!

  • You, Sir, are an ARSEWHOLE!

  • dumb fucking yank,the only country in the world who comes into a war at the end then claims the glory,its laughable hahaha

  • @MrWacko84 They're coming out of Afghanistan while Britain and Ireland have to clean up all the pieces

  • "Stealing our language" LMAO! Good vid.

  • Lol - great stuff - I hate England like Hitler hated the Jew.

  • Haha I'm british and this is hilairious

  • 1:43 Epic. 

  • What a great video, very well done!

  • @Br4d3rzz XD

  • To be honest though, if we had wanted to that battle, we would have but the ship voyage was to long to keep checking up on you :)

  • I am from England and found this Very Funny.

    Great Message Jack English.

  • From Sheffield, ENGLAND Top stuff. Funny as ;-)

  • "Freedom bag water" lol. Seriously though super Jesus wouldn't approve of this video .

  • I hate YOU!

  • Incredibly funny.

  • For the Spice Girls, we, the British people, would like to offer our deepest, most sincere apology (and commiserations).

  • stealing our language, i LOLED

  • im english and this is absolutely hilarious, that guy is pure comedy gold

  • I'm British and this is possibly my favourite video of all time. Suck ma old man balls...

  • im english and i cant believe my fellow countrymen are getting offended. surely you mustve known this was a joke when he said. " stole our language"

  • I like England,just don't like the people that run it...

  • Actually,ye,thats bloody funny!

  • hahahahaha im english and this is pretty funny 4 a yank

  • irony i like it i didn't think the yanks could do that, respect!

  • Nice surname. Wonder what country his ancestors came from.

  • its funny because its a joke

  • It's sad alot of morons on this comments section don't understand this video was intended to be a JOKE.

    Get that through your thick, shit-crusted skulls.

  • I'm english, if your american and your reading these dumb comments underneath just ignore them, if you can't see its a joke please kill your self.

  • Jesus wept. Makes me sad seeing fellow Brits bite at this obvious joke.

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  • @GavinS1965 Chill out lad. The old man was OBVIOUSLY sarcastic. Like how he said that Britain was the only country that imposes government on others. I think he was making the connection to how America does Excatly that. Ex Afghanistan, Vietnam.

  • @DrinkToIreland But I will say this.Its ALUM I UM.And a Vtwin should be 60 degrees,not 57.Cheers!

  • @GavinS1965 Cheers mate :)

  • @GavinS1965 Soz,gotto admit I didn't watch the whole thing,jut asumed it wa gonna be shit.My bad(as it were)...

  • bahahahaha STEALING OUR LANGUAGE

  • @TheEDeano Oh my fucking god, was he serious?! It's called ENGLISH for a reason. This guy can't be serious.

  • bahahahahahahaha

    

  • fucxin stupid yank. Yes please hate us and stay in your scumbag country.

  • I am of Pakistani descent, and I love the U.S.A.

    But I hate the American foreign-policy towards my Country; Pakistan.

  • I fucking love this guy, this coming from proud Loyalist descent

  • xD How can you not see this is a parody?

  • I am so sorry to any American reading the comments. They say Americans don't understand sarcasm. Honestly!

  • Lol you knob head redneck lol. If it wasn't for the british you wouldn't have civilisation and would be living in the mud with the Indians. Lol

  • ok.. how did i get here?

  • I agree

    nothing has been invented from England nor UK

    Everything in UK are etiher made in USA or made in China

    but

    Remember

    America is not your country, America belongs to Amerkians or the Red Indians

    Europeans stole America from peaceful people including England

  • @C0mmentar Is that a joke or do you actually think nothing was invented in Britain? We've invented hundreds of things, including the television, and more importantly: Crosswords.

  • @C0mmentar Many many things where invented in england.

  • Brits understand irony ... well, apparently not, judging by the comments.

    When Jack English talks about SuperJesus ... that's probably a clue?

    (I'm British)

  • The greatest country in the world lets people die because they can't afford health care...right.

    Hah. You're honestly far from the greatest country in the world. Get over it.

  • @StrawberryRizla yeah, I know. 

  • Super Jesus? HAHA, this video made my day! XD

  • @StrawberryRizla America is multicultural.

  • @StrawberryRizla But saying that the USA and UKA are the richest countries is a false statement.

    Stop using the phrase u mad so easily. Elfen Lied was so deep by the way.

  • @StrawberryRizla The UK isn't one of the richest countries in the world, seriously where are you getting your facts from. This video is a joke, the fact that you would rather want them to rip on some other country that actually is poor is just ignorant.

    2011 and you're still trying to green-text on YouTube.

  • Hahahah the British people cant understand that this video is completely sarcastic....smh

  • ANGLO-BARBARIAN GRANDFATHER FROM USA , HATES  OTHER ANGLO-BARBARIANS OF Britain

  • NOOBS.....Rule Britannia

  • SILLY OLD CUNT

  • Lol the British have stole the English language from America!!! That's really funny! For anyone that is that dumb the language came for britain! What would he know, bet he's never even been to the UK! Or even left America, as only 20 percent of Americas have a passport lol

  • Great vid I loved It, some people just have no sence of humour....

  • WTF we stole ur language ?? really :L

    thats why its called English nbot american :L

  • America is not a country.

    It's a Union of Satrapies founded by Achmed.

    Mohamericans are closely related to mulattoes and blaggards of South-Central Mohamerica.

    They live south of Canada, which is a proud example of white european ancestry and civilization.

  • im english through and through and i thought this was hilarious. well done mr ENGLISH keep em coming

  • yet the whole world hates you britian help you you have to face it you are british that how america are from they are british it's not your land

  • USA GETS TO FAR AHEAD OF ITS SELF . IT IS NOT THE POWERFULL COUNTRY IN THE WORLD... CHINA AND RUSSIA ARE THE TWO WORLD LEADING POWERS .. GERMANY AND ENGLAND AND FRANCE WOULD TAKE CANADA AMERICA. IF IT WASNT FOR THE UN council america would be fuck all. they wants to be freinds because they know there country s going down down down..... dont know why america abuse brtish.. after all american people are basically britsh lol makes me laugh when i hear americans a british argueing.. lol dumb

  • i welcome american invasion, as long as you kick all the fucking indians and pakistanis out the country, and we can have your fuel prices

  • @slothgoonies Racist scum. Independence for Scotland is coming.

  • lol usa have been sucking britains dick for too long now.why dont we just invade them.there fat ugly fucks afterall. we will fuck them up just like we did in 1812

  • America,Canada,Australia and New Zealand are all Britain's children who inherited their language from Britain.American English,Canadian English,Australian English and New Zealand English are all derived from English because these countries were (though not first settled by the English) occupied by them.

  • LOL As a Brit I can officially say this is fucking funny!

  • Why all the dislikes? It's only spoof and incredibly funny spoof at that.

  • how can something so blatantly facetious spark such arguments lol, its funny, its taking the piss out of both nations

  • This is quite funny.

  • This whole video is a joke by the way. Nothing serious.

  • and dangit no ones bigger than Jesus! Cept maybe Super Jesus...

  • @CobinRain - who says this: ***Remember: only 6% of Americans even have a passport!*** Good gracious! 6%? I never realised it was as many as that! But I know for a fact that the % of Americans who have never even travelled beyond the borders of their own home State let alone travel beyond the borders of the USA itself is far greater than just 6%! Little wonder that generally speaking they have such an extremely narrow perspective of the wider world outside of their own home ground.

  • And this guy maintains that the British are trying to steal the Americans' language! How funny!

  • U have ENRAGED ME,that video was the most offensive video i have ever seen, isn't it ironic that his surname is English, from that i can workout that his ancestors were English like 10%of America today, all you have done is made a fool out of yourself and you have insulted your own ancestors. England is the best country in the world by far,i mean look at ww2 u were too lazy to get off ur fat arses urself and fight a war for the rights you believe in,until u were attacked.GOD BLESS ENGLAND.

  • @MattRowland95 It's a joke you ass.

  • @MattRowland95 Dont be too hard on Matt; he is only 15 and probably doesnt know enough yet to see this is a joke! All the "bad" things England did--he is saying--are all the bad things America is doing, now. And its a parody of a certain kind of America who knows absolutely zero about the world but yet KNOWs America is best. Remember: only 6% of Americans even have a passport!

  • @MattRowland95 Dont be too hard on Matt; he is only 15 and probably doesnt know enough yet to see this is a joke! All the "bad" things England did--he is saying--are all the bad things America is doing, now. And its a parody of a certain kind of America who knows absolutely zero about the world but yet KNOWs America is best. Remember: only 6% of Americans even have a passport!

  • man this guy is really insulting his heritage lmao if we didnt come over in the first place this guy wouldnt have existed lol unless he was a native

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  • lol we stole ur language ok u tea bag cunt

  • @codspecialist14

    Is it really that oblivious that the whole video is a joke?

  • @codspecialist14 take a multi- vitamin it seems you dont get enough nutrients in your brain.

  • @bow1master ok sorry mate go shit on ur nan

  • Whenever I need a laugh I come and read some of the comments below . There's some right dumb shits around who are more than willing to give a knee jerk reaction to everything.

  • This is so funny. From the UK.

  • Oh and as for PRETENDING to support your so called 'awesome' wars?? go and visit the British wounded and say the same thing to their faces, better yet go to the widowed wifes and give them your speech...if America has only been around from the late 18th century how can the British.. mainly the English STEAL your language which you speak, for instance...the English language..now im no scientist but i do believe there might actually be a clue as to where it came from originally.

  • 'Im Jack English and this fourth of july, celebrate our independence with the most American thing you can do.. telling the British to shove it up their arse'. Bit ironic really with a name like English, Jack you obviously have forgotten your roots from beyond the days of the American revolution.

  • Britain's greatest mistake was the loss of the 13 colonies

  • I'm glad America won it's independence (althoug not good for the black slaves who were freed in Britain and much later the USA) because otherwise this old fucker would be one of up otherwise.

    Let's hope he chokes on some beef jerky and dies soon.

  • ENGLAND!!!!!!!!!!!

    

  • fuuck yeah. FUCK BRITAIN!

    AMERICA!

    oh, and white power.!

  • fuuck yeah. FUCK BRITAIN!

    AMERICA!

    oh, and white power.!

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  • @Scarramanga Are you being serious? Did you actually watch the video?