Starkey Rap 2: Even Starker

[ontheDdotcom]

looool this was EXCELLENT!!!!!! WELL DONE SIR

[B19Dav3]

Listen to me mugs. can we just rap?

I am white and not black.

And a gangsta, Cool innit blood?

Girls get fucked, pigs get blown up.

The woman needs dominance, sorry what?

I've just been blown outside the looting shop.

For me the key was listening to Jeremy Paxman.

Turn the screen off you'd think I was black man.

[B19Dav3]

Rude Tube brought me here and sweatbabyjesus this video is FUCKING HILARIOUS. Blood.

[timwaltham]

@B19Dav3 yo yo chek it blood, fo real, yall know wat i is sayin, shiiiiit

[Taporeee]

Garth Crooks needs to do a MC Battle with him...

[deadlyNytshayd]

should have made this numba1

[Alphaman7100]

Nobody is saying we must flood African countries with mass immigration to make them more multicultural. Nobody is saying we must flood Asian countries with mass immigration to make them more multicultural. Nobody is saying we must flood South American countries with mass immigration to make them more multicultural.

Multiculturalism and mass immigration into White countries and White countries only is GENOCIDE.

Anti racism is a code word for anti White.

[Wildfox01]

'Turn the screen off you'd think he was black man' lol

[BeyondAFantasy]

For me the key was listening to Jeremy Paxman.

Turn the screen off you'd think I was black man.

Listen, Jamaican girl fucked me.

I am absolutely enormous, literally.

And I put it in it with old aristocratic violent practice and masculinity.

Fuck the pigs and fuck bankers.

I am attacking these groups because I'm gangsta.

I use violence to get trainers.

Because image is this enormously important thing.

I use rap because I'm white and white male culture is absolutely right.

[BeyondAFantasy]

For me the key was listening to Jeremy Paxman.

Turn the screen off you'd think he was black man.

Listen, Jamaican girl fucked me.

I am absolutely enormous, literally.

And I put it in it with old aristocratic violent practice and masculinity.

Fuck the pigs and fuck bankers.

I am attacking these groups because I'm gangsta.

I use violence to get trainers.

Because image is this enormously important thing.

I use rap because I'm white and white male culture is absolutely right.

[davidkeithbecket]

this is just so well done bravo

[DrStrange1000]

Mate, standing ovation! That was amazing! Very clever!

Didn't know starkey had bars for days!

[khasm13]

genius....*clapping handz*

[Brickos1]

Ooooontz Diamond

[philinkuwait]

It is our society which has produced the young people we saw looting. Our government is largely to be held accountable. I applaud those parents who manage to exert some control and restraint. over their offspring despite the licentiousness and immorality to which our young people are exposed today. 'Child protection' has been misinterpreted by many of our youngsters as the right to do as you like with impunity. Children (and adults) need to learn that there are rights and responsibilities.

[mrblack61]

I bet he does this for real in front of the bathroom mirror every morning! Innit! xD

[mrblack61]

lol! awsome!

[PhantomAct]

Listen up yo! After 7/7, muslims took a lot of shit for it, getting stared in public transport at, hearing insults in their back or even random violence. Now you black people (in majority) fucked up real bad over the riots & looting. Are you saying you want to be vandals and not get any shit for that? Get real. The only people who are immune from doing bad things are...

[MunkiZee]

@PhantomAct you seem like a very silly person

[PhantomAct]

@MunkiZee If u want to discuss the subject, then fucking do it. Otherwise u sound sillier for writing that one pathetic line...

[MunkiZee]

@PhantomAct I'd like to know how you came to the conclusion that it was "black people (in majority)" that were involved.

[PhantomAct]

@MunkiZee Ah, so u have problems with your eyes... this aint my dept, u should go to Specsavers.

[MunkiZee]

@PhantomAct I was hoping for a link to a video or perhaps a written article from a reliable source, it sounds as though you have a strong feeling black people were involved for some reason. I would dearly like to know why.

[PhantomAct]

@MunkiZee It would seem I saw more "London riot" videos than you. It would seem I've been more hooked on the progress of the riots through Yahoo, Flickr, Skynews, Twitter (trends) than you. I don't come to random conclusion. So, given the information gap, I politely ask you to get lost.

[MunkiZee]

@PhantomAct Yahoo, Flickr, Skynews and Twitter? Thank you, that will suffice.

[PhantomAct]

@MunkiZee Start with Youtube videos, keywords "London riot 2011"

[manutdsalfordreds]

@PhantomAct Fucfk off Muzzie Islam is STILL security threat NUMBER 1

[PhantomAct]

@manutdsalfordreds No no... the human mind is very fickle. Now it's black ghetto kids. :D Get on with the program!

[manutdsalfordreds]

@PhantomAct I don't think i'm gonna get blown up when i see a black Ghetto kid on the bus wearing a ruck sack but i'm very weary when i see a Muslim in the same situation.You catch my drift???

[ethereal3000]

Perfect! Thanks @sweatybabyjesus. I've never laughed so much. Keep doing your thing man. Nice.

[hubbardsax]

"I've just been blown outside the looting shop"

[hubbardsax]

Why does this only show my views??

[xjay1234]

LOL I JUST WONDER WHAT DAVID THINKS WHEN HE WATCHES THIS LOL

[kitalifa]

love it

[321lauren1234]

"I use violence to get trainers" haha love this.

[aaronfromhastings]

go to my channel to hear Starkey debating this issue 10 years ago - Moral Maze - Protest by any means

[illhorse]

FUCKING EPIC

[ClayDavisSE19]

THIS IS FUCKING QUALITY!! GOOD JOB!!

[Wordisbonds]

YES.

[ripoldirty]

like rap?! you glorify rap??

[scepticthinktank]

Nice one. Rewind!

[Pirosbor]

ah brilliant, just brilliant

[tigranvartanovitch]

LOL. Nice one.

[abdi1983]

looool

[fliptip77]

this is fucking topdraw!

[monkeyman814mc]

this is lol

[LinxAudio]

Brilliant!!! LOL

[CRIMINALSUICIDELTD]

wickedness, man - pure wickedness! love it. :D

[riphead911]

this is great :D

[Mr2010weg]

Anyone who can make David Starkey look cool gets a thumbs up from me

[PunkZeusRock]

Top! Smiling, laughing .. makes you remember hip hop used to be political, now editing is the artform. Ace.

[harrami101]

The beginning half is poor compared to the end

[TruthCauldron]

this is seriously good.

[Coolguyrob2006]

Sure violent gangster culture is something that should be condemned, put Starkey just said it like a retard.

[Suburbiton]

ive got nothing against david starkey......some of my best friends are racist pensioners :P

[JumpHD]

If I knew who you were in real life, I'd put a crown on your head.

[bebo635]

listen to thee blud can we just rap?

[LutherQBlissett]

This one's the shiznit

[adamwhereseve]

LOOOOOOOL - WHAT AN ARSEHOLE!!

[SuperIjoker]

Tekerz

[GoldRing09]

LOOOOOOL. Starkey went in!

[WastemanDotCom]

HAHAHAHAHAHA



[LETSBREAL2012]

smacked it!!!!

[soSpecialkay]

GENIUS!

[spiritanvil]

Could you please edit the video's description to include the lyrics?

[newyout09]

Got so much joke from this! Well put together.

[fiddycent000]

FUCKING QUALITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[MrAdamsharpe33]

Hats off to you for creating something brilliant. The perfect response to that bumbling bigot. 10/10

[shadochoomba]

what's the instrumental dude? - its seriously good.

great remix btw.

[sweatybabyjesus]

@shadochoomba It's "When it Pours It Rains" by Diamond D

[baboon2525]

@sweatybabyjesus DITC feat David Starkey MC - who'd have thought?

[MrJohnny4u]

" listen jamaican girl fuck me "

[WritersBenchUK]

fucking brilliant!

[DoubleTheWorstTroubl]

Top, top work, mate!

[ShapeShiftNibiruX]

BLACK!

[theolist]

you are the musical version of cassette boy :)

[isoldecld]

brilliant ! sharing everywhere

[RudeTubers]

Amazing!!!

[cjm2005]

I'm thinking of the rap battle scene at the end of eminems' semi-autobiographical film '8 mile'. Starkey would have rinsed it.

[singingbanana]

Even better!

[zcheeseolly]

Hahah epic

[JmkLcAeJsm]

'I put it in it, with old aristocratic violent practice, and masculinity'

Superb. MOAR.

[Jarren202]

Do a dubstep one!

[nnifekul]

Starkey is such a fucking don. "The woman need dominance. Sorry, what? I've just been blown outside a looted shop". BADMAN!

[ThePuckington]

@nnifekul YOUR NOT SICKKKK!!!!!!!!!

[eirys]

OMG I love the couplet at the end!! 'I use rap because I'm white, and black male culture is absolutely right.' *bow doowwnnn*

[MrCoolhandLucas]

This is so funny !

[kaliastro]

Notorious S.T.arkey

[dksu]

This is the funniest thing I've seen in months. Fucking brilliant. This HAS to go viral.

[northbanksy]

Well done, fucking old racist bastard.

[scargdc]

"Turn the screen off, you'd think I was a black man"

Classic. You fucking rock. 

[01jamcon]

This is even better than your first one