Black Jesus: Break Bread

[MrElmsStreet]

Fail

[henkjansmazaag]

stuntweed? :P

[swat420]

yo you GATTA make some more black jesus videos!!

[01keion]

Wow

[AntonSlizzardhands]

Wussup peeump!

[MHAKP]

When Lars von Trier joke about nazi, He is Banned by holyjewood but when Silverman joke with jesus and god,No one does anything.

[steveag1991]

Is that a sierra nevada? lol

[pedinoway2]

if there was a jesus, he wouldnt be white or black, he would be an arab.

[AhayahIsKing]

@pedinoway2 What color were the Arabs?

[pedinoway2]

@AhayahIsKing brown, like arabs. just google arab. but i can assure you that they are not white or black.

[AhayahIsKing]

@pedinoway2 Thank you, and by the way I am African American. and What color are most of the people that we call African American? Be honest.

[marco39120]

Thank you God and black Jesus

[JessePrettyBoySwag]

I'm sure Jesus wouldn't say "nigga", racism is a sin last i heard, and yes, even though he is black, he still technically is a racist for saying it. look up what the word actually mean, and you the white man cant use it, but blacks use it them selves like its nothing, and they want "change". If you want change, put force effort in school and make sure you rise to the top and stop using "white mans fault" as an excuse, look at Obama and where he is at.

[dgk3188]

@JessePrettyBoySwag shut the fuck up

[shrtycks1]

A disgrace to Christ himself, this not comedy at all!

[djsweethots]

Big Trell!

[dallas3237]

did anybody else have a christian mingle ad?

[Bruinboi16]

his grill is out of control rofl

[Thankyou3403]

@Bruinboi16 but he got sexxy lips.

[Bruinboi16]

@Thankyou3403 his charcoal grill. not his mouth hah

[Thankyou3403]

@Bruinboi16 my bad. comment remains. but not as a reply to your comment

[aacompton94]

i hope jesus is kinda like this just really cool

[chickenpun]

he can do a lot of things

...but can he turn a hoe into a housewife?

[FilipinoNinja500]

@chickenpun or cud he take a bitch to red lobster?

[NyxRedvines]

@chickenpun He already did, Mary Magdalene.

[Emocyborg666]

@youngandstupidgay yu and that mental patient both deserve to get hit by a truck going 100mph because that's how fast the shit yu two are talking is coming out of your mouth. ^_^

[Blah2222ish]

his feet are sexy at the beginning, i just wanta suck them

he has sexy feet

[AirJordanJetson]

@youngandstupidgay is young and stupid gay.

[noslen2010]

Why jesus got a flip phone?

[123agdoll]

This... Is not even right if you guys are really believers then you should not mock the real Lord Jesus Christ.

[evilinthebrain]

@123agdoll pussy.

[123agdoll]

@evilinthebrain i would not be talking so if your a believer then dont put this thing on

[valsotto27]

@123agdoll real?? Lol can you prove that there really is a real one??

[Amaestro]

" Come on thru, mah nigga. Ah CHhHeacheaheacheaaa" HAAAAAAAAAHAHA

[rhymesgalore81]

Ha! Jesus smokin a square and sippin a Sierra Nevada - LOL

[Bracerjack]

now I would Pray to THIS Jesus!

Right On!

[taymaz1]

@youngandstupidgay get ur gay ass outa here.

[beowolfradiaoul]

@youngandstupidgay lol using the word "nigger" puts your entire comment to trash. silly boy. haha ok with a name like that too you're very young minded. you have more childish and pathetic thoughts than any comedic video relating to jesus. Now i'm usually not so "mean" but you should kill yourself and rid the world of such tragedy ( your life) great... now i feel a little like you... nasty...

[ThatOneFoo13]

He turns STICKS TO KUSH BLUNTS

[chakrum82]

This guy reminds me of Samuel L Jackson

[im131ll]

Black Jesus drinks my hometowns beer!?! That is some sweet shit black jesus, So has black jesus ever smoked northern california tree?

Sierra Nevada beer FTW

[TheMartinOwens]

he rode into town on an ass... yo' mama's ass!

[clovagZv]

this is some funny shit

[MrBatch73]

How dare you mock my Lord. He died for all of us when we were yet sinners. We all deserve hell and death but he has took our place on the cross.

[OhhHaiiBeff]

@MrBatch73 He didn't die for any of us.

He isn't real.

Been smoking more spliffs than black Jesus I think..

[tonydelz]

black jesus is sooo cool

[Flippinpinoy09]

"Big Trill!...wassup piomp!"

[TheHomicide61]

this shit not funny

[razr3g]

haha fish and bread

[IronGaz]

lmfaooo @ "big trev wassup piomp" 0:57

[jamilleharley]

hook up a student loan stimulus package and give me tithes for a change! Preciatecha HOMIE

[DruNation]

Black Jesus is drinkin on a Sierra Nevada...hold on bitch!

[catchfree84]

lmao @ that nigga cheesing while waiting for dude to talk @ 1:03

[Juanie12]

This Sh*t cracks me up!!!!

[provengillt]

"Where you think that mysterious ass tax rebate check came from?" HAHAHA

[Flippinpinoy09]

"Wassup PIOMP!" bahahaha

[MsRosa88]

I'll kick it with anybody who can turn water into Sierra Nevada.

[countrybwoy420]

Who u call ..who u call...hold on bitch.

[countrybwoy420]

It's just comedy ma nigga ,besides that's why it's called "black Jesus".

[9jroberson]

I think that this guy is spitting in the face of God for talking like he does and calling everyone "my nigga" Jesus wouldn't smoke weed or cigarettes. He wouldn't smoke at all. He is a savior and not some crusty toe black guy dressed up in a stolen suit. He needs to stop impersonating Jesus and making Him look bad :(

[MetalFacedMonster]

@9jroberson I don't think we saw the same video... My nigga, that IS jesus...

[LuffyBlack]

@9jroberson You're a retard.

[Shika568]

I Live by coldwater!!!

[masterdelrap]

@Shika568 fuc k you then

[HELLMACH07]

Black Jesus has good taste in beer. Sierra Nevada IPA FTW!

[freetobejbp]

Jesus was Chinese!

[YungSlaughter12]

@freetobejbp and his last name was wong i wonder wea christ came from???

[xxFzeroxx]

black Jesus turns water into 40 oz malt liquor

[masterdelrap]

you going to hell

[henry7515]

shzz shzz shzzeeeh shzzeeeh !!

[masterdelrap]

joking to be jesus christ can lead you to hell................ just for a few jokes can lead you to lose your salvation.

[zangetsue5150]

@masterdelrap fuck you

[RawDangerMusic]

@masterdelrap

Fuck salvation, I would rather laugh then go and spend eternity with you, and worship that ASSHOLE!

[masterdelrap]

@RawDangerMusic fu ck you then

[eatmesoftly]

The most rediculous thing about that black jesus isnt hittin menthols? wdf??

[chronicebonics]

As a devout follower of christ I find these videos 100% hilarious

[blkgtrdiva]

ROFLMAO "BIG TRILL!! WHAT UP PIMP!!??" The real Jesus wouldn't smoke cigarettes, he'd smoke weed...

[Aldridge517]

Muthafuckin' headsets and shit! Lookin' like a homeless nigga talkin to himself xD.

[sagepoppy]

black jesus is high as hell!

[7185247189]

this is kinda funny but you guys should stop mocking him it feels kinda wrong in a way

[lilnasty62]

@7185247189 their not really mocking him he is trying to pass on a message in a funny way. like in this one, he is pretty much saying people dont call jesus's name unless they want something. but when its going good they dont even thank him for it. thats all he saying

[youngfreezy328]

funny

[ProjectTheLife]

Ha ha ha!!! Where do you think that mysterious ass tax rebate check came from?? Ha ha.

[pohaks]

Buaaahahahahaaaahaa!

If Jesus was real, He could only wish he was this fresh!

[danielharmonizer]

Yep, this is extremely blasphemous. I hope this guy doesn't think he is a Christian. I'm pretty sure Christians would know this was wrong. If not, I doubt they know what it takes to be a Christian, and thus is not one. Sad.

[JESUSCHRIST3030]

you cant be serious. for a laugh you blasphem of this magnitude.... your death shall be one of great suffering

[NiggerJesusGodDammit]

im lookin fresh az always

[the400rabbits]

In every video this actor is talking about cigarettes.

[djbigtrill]

Man I luv this one...this Ya Boy Dj Big Trill..haha!

[Izoto593]

I know these niggas need to come on with this fish

LMFAO

[linglong0522]

Blaspheme!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sicknastyfresh88]

where u think that mysterious ass tax rebate check came from?

[haymaker710]

Could he turn water into Colt 45?

[gehtomacgyver]

hahaha i said the same thing :P

[ninjainmypants]

@haymaker710 he turns water into hennesy in one of his episodes

[haymaker710]

@ninjainmypants which episode?

[ninjainmypants]

@haymaker710 look in more in boondocksbootleg's videos and its called "Black Jesus!"

[lowrida82]

I Seen him do it he can change it in hennessy

[TheLastEmporer999]

I dont care if jesus was black, chinese, or even russian, i'm still going to follow him

[haymaker710]

Can he turn cigerettes into weed?

[daspoooop]

keep prayin ahah ;)

[youngphenom84]

lmfao

[gehtomacgyver]

no he turns his hair into weed every one knows that ...

[haymaker710]

I wouldn't know, I worship Black Buddha.

[gehtomacgyver]

ha lol

[CGJUGO80]

@haymaker710 lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooo

[plusquamverbis]

@haymaker710 hahhaahah dude u r killinme am diyinn ngnbggngggngnggnggn gggggg lolllllllllllllllllllll

[DaProlifik1reaLyrics]

@haymaker710 why? weed is worth less than cigarrettes. What you wanna do is sell the cigarrettes then buy weed, that way you get more weed out of the deal.

[haymaker710]

@DaProlifik1reaLyrics What if it was a really high grade of weed like AK-47 or Green Crack? Those are very expensive brands of weed.

[DaProlifik1reaLyrics]

@haymaker710 I was exaggerating of course, weed is still more expensive, but not by much haha

[haymaker710]

A box of fine Cuban cigars can be more expensive than weed.

[DaProlifik1reaLyrics]

@haymaker710 true, but that's not cigarrettes then is it?

[haymaker710]

it's still tobacco.

[DaProlifik1reaLyrics]

@haymaker710 but you specifically said cigarrettes haha

[Goukenable]

@haymaker710 Yessir!

[1980KNIGHTRIDER]

@haymaker710 weed ftw!

[native92001]

ah sh sh shyea yea

[Broly366]

crusty ass feet

[TheLastStand001]

MAH NIGGA

[Museanity]

This is the real Jesus

[520gflt]

this might not be funny to you but to some ppl it might and its making fun of the sterotypical modern blackman not jesus so much its more about when ppl say he was black....come on nigga break bread wit us

[soggytreats9]

hahahaha man I wanna break some bread man

[gavinthesavage]

The bible is a fairytale.

[TheBossbjk]

So your God (the same as mine and I found this hilarious) has no sense of humour, he justs sits there stony faced while retards like you feel the need to defend him on YOUTUBE. Not only that but your spelling is awful, you spell Jesus with a Z, some christian you are. fuck off.

[illbuyit5505]

Disrespectful

[tomnatural76]

i know these niggas need to come on wit this fish....

and another pack of cigarettes lol

[Ad834eva]

This is awesome! i'm mad i didn't know about this before! Keep doing yoiur thing Jesus!

[PBLstudios]

hahaha jesus jus kickn it

[xBloodXGusherx]

Foreallll....lol he be chillin..

[aidenmccloskey]

res

[COREYSAV]

hahahaha

[maofas]

Hey, he's drinking Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. Jesus has got pretty decent taste in beer.

[MotorMouF1988]

"Where you think that mysterious tax rebate check came from?.. Hold on bitch.. Big TRILL! " lol this niggah is too funny..

[trooperjoe73]

Where you think that rebate check came from? Hold on bitch!

[soggytreats9]

hahaha I like it when he goes throws a fit at his freinds for not wnating to come over

[ANDERTHALRADIO]

siera nevada pale ale at the end..

[beastmoad158]

lol ashy

[fredbaby1]

....Jesus needs a pedicure....

[kingslim9]

Jesus is a myth. This is funny as hell

[Mileaminutetp]

Mane Cuz come on mane... I told you mane you niccaz is my niccaz... JESUS jesus Im trynna come to communion. LOL One love mane. I love what chall doin to my face right now. Yall know what permagrin.. Yall black JesuS.......Inna minute Mile A Minute

[nwekegurl94509]

Black jesus isn't real you would think so because most churches in america paint him as white even though the guy on the wall that looks like a hippe was born in israelite in the middle east. Also it wouldn't make sense if jesus was black like the people enslaved. bcus slavery was popular when eastern america was first colonized.

[Burnoutsarestupid]

Jesus is glad there is Youtube, it's way easier than all that desert walking all over the middle east. That place will get you killed, 'specially if you're a Jew trying to walk around outside of Israel.

[ChrissyUltimateBaby]

LOL

[Tmob210]

i meant whip you goofy motherfuka and fuk this nigga he going to get fuked up bloods gone get you chu anti-black christ

[mjsthrillergirl]

black jesus is real and doesnt have no white people hair like u he got that nappy black hair that nun of u r pround of keep ur own natural hair i didnt and im on my way to growing it out natural

[Melanatedone]

WTF is this black jesus them song!? LOL!!!

[BaRRingt0nxx951]

the guys legs r white wtf?

[Tmob210]

man fuk this dumb nigga dont his own people and he dont even know i see this nigga ima wipe his ass

[AustinEradication]

Your gonna wipe his ass? That's a bit gay for me no thanks

[cubesmoothie]

west side nigga my nigga jesus be all about the west side

[ThatGiirlAshleigh]

jesus is not a nigga... how dare u people sit here and laugh at this...

[ahkielove]

i bet you think the real Jesus is white Jesus wasnt from europe. he was from a place of dark people. since you love white stiff my jizz is white open your mouth...

[cubesmoothie]

who the hell are u thinkin, you got the right to point ur finger?

[woodyroc09]

how dare u look in tha mirror eveyr day shame on you faggot

[ThatGiirlAshleigh]

pardon?

[daveskatesallday]

haha dude has a bottle of that sierra nevada the good shit!

[ShinnokPrime]

Wtf his legs is white?

[raptorkiller2k5]

That's pretty common. Legs (feet as well) tend to be a lot "whiter" than the upper body. Unless you're dealing with those nearly, full, melaninated types you never find in US.

Love this sketch.

If you can look through the satire, it's all about mutual relationship. Dudes, of all races, demand work from women and yet many put no work.

Say if Jesus existed, his demand would be more valid than most men. I mean, even with an ounce of his policy, Obama would have to be driven out of office! ;)

[ShinnokPrime]

Sorry then

[iTEXTlikeKRAZY]

uhmm maybe he just wears jeans and sneakers alot so his face and arms are darker than his legs.

[divinegod102]

Damn? What if Jesus did on weed? He probably went high on Eve before Adam...

[duhjuce]

you in tha Valley fool. not Compton

[rotn33]

lol you noticed that too? on the other video he said he stays in compton, but his directions are in north hollywood

[Twilightxchild]

So nigga his dad's the alpha and the omega, I'm pretty sure he can live wherever the hell he wants lol

[astroblaster56]

Satan is better

[twiztidlestat]

''Break Bread'' My nigga

[drmak3r]

who cares about colors?he was white the other one was blasck there was another that was yellow just quit it!!im sick of people getting offended by color jokes shit

[ThatNiggaThere00]

bitch ass nigga

[PkDelayy]

Your a peice of anus poo

[daonlytamjr]

anyone else notice the fire that just keeps burning on the grill in the background???

[Refragatio]

Man, Jesus was sooooooooo a black man.

[tniasboy]

Jesus did exists we know that for sure he was he had bronze skin as all jews at that time due to all of the mediterainian mixing with egyptians because the whites liked the blacks greek peoples mixing with african women was very common at this time.

[molcanmac]

same