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  • His name, was Robert Paulson

  • What's the song called?

  • @thenotsew ummmmmm, you mean fight club? Everyone talks about night club, that's part of its rules, you have to talk about it.

  • What right do you have anti-White to demand our genocide? What kind of "right" is that? and how long do think this "right" will last? for-ever and ever and ever? How else should my people, White People comprehend hundreds of millions of third worlders pouring into White countries and ONLY White countries? and Eric Holder ordering by FEDERAL LAW, proving that diversity is forced. Name a non-White country where diversity is forced? Go ahead, name them. Justify it.

  • @Dariush0911 I agree with you and I'm black... black people act like they don't know how to forgive and just let the past be the past it gets on my nerves. I'm not saying the past should be forgotten, but when you harbor hatred about something that happened over 100 years ago, there's a serious problem...

  • @Dariush0911 On the other hand, stop using terms like "third worlders", that's offensive. And it seems like ur trying to distinguish urself apart from other races, Everyone's human, get along or kill each other those are your options the end.

  • It's astonishing how people can worship a piece of paper and trade against their race. Race-ism is the default position of anti-Whites to justify White geNOcide.

  • The first rule of White geNOcide is you do NOT talk about White geNOcide.

    The second rule of White geNOcide is you DO NOT TALK ABOUT White geNOcide...

    They say they are anti-racist. What they are is anti-white.

    Anti-racist is a code-word for anti-white.

  • @TheGenseric That's not even relevant to this movie or video... + I hate I mean HATE racism, but have absolutely no problem with white people ( I have a ton of white friends, and one that is practically my brother). Yeah, there are people that claim to be anti-racist, but are actually racist themselves; but there are people like me that actually hate racism OF ANY KIND...

  • if you love this movie I recommend you Identity and Beautiful Mind and for video games killer 7 ;p

  • A friend asked me if I knew about Fight Club. I punched him in the face for breaking the first two rules of Fight Club

  • @lotharsredemption you did it wrong you had to cut his balls off:D

  • Whats fight club? -_0 (blink)

  • @speedstertje 1st rule of 9gag) you do NOT talk about 9gag........ Even though it has taken our souls

  • My girlfriend told me Fight Club sucks,

    i punched her, and said "do not talk about fight club, bitch"

  • 9Gag army is coming!!

  • One of the best movies ever...

  • totally stole rules 1 and 2 from 4chan..

  • Last time I checked, 'typing' is not 'talking'

  • What do people mean when they say that they got an arrow to the knee? Is it just a saying or something like that?

  • @Matumbay The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim Reference to the Guard "I used to be an adventure like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee"

  • @aileen115 thanks

  • Dude you just broke the 2 first rules

  • DONT TALK ABOUT NIGHT CLUB

  • I am Jacks arrow in the knee

  • @rorscachbestbud123

    you just broke the rule...

  • This ranil guy is a fag

  • I totally agree with rule 6 ;)

  • where is my mind?

  • I would write a comment about it. But the first rule, I'm not suppose to talk about it. The second, I'm not suppose to talk about it. But, you can see that I'm a member if you can see my face.

  • I Absoulutly LOVED Fight Club!!

    it was soooo freakin messed up but it was AWESOME

  • i used to joke about fight club, but then i took an arrow to the knee!

  • @Ranil4491 I found your problem. You're an idiot.

  • @Ranil4491 where is your mind dumbass?

  • @Ranil4491 Please, tell me you're kidding...

  • @Ranil4491 You, piece of shit, don't know anything about this world and that's one true thing.

  • chuck norris talks about fight club..

  • @InGUNable chuck norris jokes were funny 5 years ago. Well, they were never funny to begging with... fuck off!

  • @InGUNable .. and he dies.

  • Sooner or later, we all become what Tyler wants us to be.

  • We all breaking the first rule!

  • Homework assignment: Burn down your neighbors house when they are away. Insurance money helps struggling family move to a better neighborhood.

  • how do you start a fight club without talking about fight club?

  • @TheMrTrapatony Fighting.

  • i think 3rd one is: If someone yells stop, goes limp, the fight is over!

  • I am Jill's nipple

  • WOOHOO!!!! FIGHT CLUB!!!

  • WHO THE FUCK IS JACK!!

  • @TheWeeklyLawReports watch the movie..... but you might still not get it

  • Wait, you can say "fuck" in trailers?

  • 68 people broke the rules by talking about fight club when they weren't supposed to

  • I'm starting a fight club in my garage because of this movie

    

  • @cherrywaffles1 Then you didn't get the message of the movie.

  • @cherrywaffles1 Its not everything about the fight,you must pay attention on the message of movie

  • @cherrywaffles1 and you'll lose cus your a pussy and get caught cus you just braodcast it dickhead

  • @cherrywaffles1

    I am Jack's outraged facepalm.

  • you are not your youtube comment

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  • Rule #9 If you have not watched Fight Club yet, you MUST absolutely watch Fight Club!

  • o_0 See, I didn't talk about it! xD

  • best movie in the world!

  • I would write a comment about Fight Club, but I'm not supposed to talk about it.

  • @rorscachbestbud123 TOO LATE!! you broke the first rule

  • @rorscachbestbud123 LOL NICE ONE

  • @rorscachbestbud123 You already wrote a comment :D

    

  • @rorscachbestbud123 you just did

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  • I only counted 7 rules since he repeated the first one.

  • @twilightwindwaker Second rule is as important as the first one..

  • Excuse me Mr Durden, do i have to talk about fight club ?

  • Fight Club is the only movie I will ever allow my kids to watch .

    Fuck The system .

  • @SmexerP Good as it is, I don't think kids can quite appreciate it to the extent that adults can.

    Furthermore, you would be depriving your kids of many great films produced in the history of cinema.

  • jizz

    

  • I Think Everyone in these comments did not paid attention to the rules... YOU . DO NOT. TALK ABOUT The FIGHT CLUB!!!!

  • @fsfsfsfsfsfsg stop using the you-know-what term- that way you're talking about you know what ;)

  • My girlfriend told me Fight Club sucks,

    she's single now

  • @ugurkoysuren

    God bless you! To hell with that bitch...

  • @ugurkoysuren That's weird. Most girls I know love Fight Club. Funny, that a movie that was supposedly targeted towards guys, is loved equally by girls.

  • @FaithIsAnnoyed That's probably because the stuff directed at us doesn't have enough violence in it ;)

    Seriously, though, since we're taught it's not ladylike to show our anger, most girls love violent movies, it's a good way to channel rage. Hence why a lot of us also love boxing. (Oh, wait, that's just me).

  • @ugurkoysuren DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB.

  • @ugurkoysuren

    How dare she firm her own opinion on art!

  • @ugurkoysuren lol you a dick but a smart one.

  • @ugurkoysuren I heard that your ex has already a new g...boyfriend.

    He likes Twilight...

  • @ugurkoysuren Mine said the same thing to me

    She's dead now

  • @ugurkoysuren really? the same thing happen to me. ... she's in the hospital though

  • Ok, this striked me as a bomb yesterday!

    Imagine fight Club being shooted in the 70's,

    with Pacino at the role of Norton and DeNiro at the

    role of Brad Pitt!

    Amazing stuff

  • @libertyeconomies Besides, the republicans have nothing to do with fight club or its message in anyway. They exist on a proletariat platform, just as the democrats do.

  • @libertyeconomics you know I hate the fact that you use a parody of fight club rules to use for your political pun, When in fact, both the book and the film used marxist and nietzschean ideals to assert its message in both mediums. I guessing you know nothing about the film. Fuck the republicans, and fuck politics. The film needs to be left well enough alone. Kapish.

  • hit me as hard as you can

  • Rule number 3: Massive Jubblies

  • Well done :)

  • The first rule of the Republican Part is, if you are a Republican candidate, you don't talk about other Republicans.

  • I SAW A BOOBIE!! xD

  • is that so

  • last rule of fight club 67 people are not member of the fight club

  • We are the all singing all dancing crap of the world.

  • I am Jack's unoriginality

  • I know this, because Tyler knows this.

  • His name was Robert Paulson

  • @flavjr2011 His name IS Robert Paulson.

  • Only Chuck Norris can talk about Fight Club

  • first rule of youtube don t mention Justien Bieber

  • His name is Robert Paulson

  • I am Jack's useless youtube comment

  • @CaptainPommby  I am jacks useless reply to a useless comment

  • @CaptainPommby

    NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

    Your Not Your Fucking Youtube Comment!

  • first rule of the fight club is...broken

  • If this is your first time viewing this video, You have to thumbs this comment.

  • @veldross1 omg this is true D:

  • 10th rule of fight club SUCK MY FAT COCK HAHAHAHAH

  • @Olteanu93 GOOD ONE, HOMBRE

  • @Olteanu93 You skipped 9.

  • 66 people talked about fight club

  • I'm Jack's complete lack of surprise at everybody who's rephrasing Fight Club's rules.

  • 1359 rule of FIGHT CLUB , stop rephrasing other rules of FIGHT CLUB

  • the 9th rule of fight club dont post comments about fight club. SO SHUT THE FUCK UP

  • The first rule of fight club, is don't post rules about fight club to get easy thumbs up.

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  • memorized this :D

  • Ag 47.

  • @12sharmar that was the only thing i was thinkin about after the movie ended..... lol

  • First rule of YouTube is, you do not talk about YouTube.

  • Hah, pure brainfuck right there, folks...

  • cool shit

    

  • Can someone please tell me the name of the song used in this video?

  • hello...is there anyone here on the internetz that would like to join my fight club? its in my basement. after I beat the crap out of you guys & girls! ( I am not sexist, I believe in equality) my mom will serve us some ice cold glasses of lemonade with peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to top the night off. I have a few rules. rule 1: if you go home and cry to momy after I break your face you will be kicked out of the club. 2: I am the only one that can talk about the club in public. thanx.

  • First rule of Fight Club, do not talk about Fight Club..... to Chuck Norris.

  • jesus christ sucks. he is garbage. i hate christ--all the bad ppl win and all the god ppl lose. christ sucks--pass it on

  • @mistercoolio1997 what if ure christian why u sayin that idiot be passion

  • 65 guys talked about fight club

  • Fight Club is my life

  • fucking great movie!

  • heÿ_anýØÑè_wÃññá_chãt_with_mÊ_­ì_feEl_sö_løñèlÿ_tödÂy~

  • Man, I did have a fight with my best buddy last night, like the way they did, just to experience fight. It. was. awesome. I feel relieved!

  • "They shot Bob!" [...] "But sir, In Project Mayhem we have no names" - Seriously guys?

  • if this is your first night at youtube, you have comment!

  • robert paulson broke rule #6

  • Technically Brad IS talking about Fight Club O.o......

  • Slide.

  • I'm breaking the first two rules of Fight Club. What are you gunna do about it?

  • @jjjase508 An Armalite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon will do the trick :P !!!!

  • the first rule of our club is.... you must like a lot of chocolate on your buscuit

  • Chuck Norris can talk about fight club.

  • @yksniset @*#!% CHUCK NORRIS!!!

  • @yksniset Chuck Norris doesn know what fight club is. He is in a book club that sissy

  • I am Jack's unoriginal YouTube comment.

  • This video breaks the first and second rule of Fight Club.

  • Question, why is there a fight club, just to beat each other up?

  • @ur1bigestfan Rule #1

  • @ur1bigestfan τhis is really fan,have you tried it?

  • @ur1bigestfan So they can give all their masculinity on work, and from frightened pussies to become lions. So they won't be afraid any more.

  • If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.

  • @gringo4e what if its day time

  • @gringo4e :)))

  • everywhere.

  • the first rule about fight club you do not talk about the fight club. the second rule of fightclub you do not talk about fight club

  • great editing and usage of Dust Brothers music

  • There's seven in the book.