Don't do crack

[freshman1213]

Pee wee Herman probably does crack. That was probably his.

[ThatProblemChild]

dubstep wobbles in the beggining of this. anyone else hear that?

[devodu]

I freaking hate drugs!! Thats why we made an Anti-drug Video.. check it out on my Channel

[Equinox226]

Guys take this seriously crack is super bad if your friend asks you to do it just say no and walk away if you try crack it will have a major impact on your life if you hear somebody dies because of crack i won't even have to say i told you it was very dangerous so listen to pee wee listen to me listen to anyone who says don't do it

[cobalt12011]

pee-wee for sure is a crack addict, just look at the fucker !

[Flameboy3000]

i love eatin baolls'

xduijh<nbmgx kjhuytfggnb gc

[SolarFireflies]

Pee Wee knows from very exstensive experience.

[illstateofmind]

Pee Wee did cocaine with Cheech and Chong.

[rfbarrington]

Ironically he played a crack dealer in blow

[Timontim02]

You're one to talk...

[KushFlyyy]

i wonder wat he did with the crack......

[Sasori2967]

wait...were did he get the crack?!?!

[iAimToBeatYou]

we all know that right after this was shot Pee-Wee snatched up the crack and sprinted ack to his room to see what all the fuss was about.

[EnjeruHimura]

Pee-Wee has spoken!

[SodaPopElectric]

pee-wee you obviously do drugs. please dont preach to me, you bastard

[edumacationdude]

After the video:

Pee-Wee: Is the video done now?

Director: Yeah.

Pee-Wee: Sweet. *Takes crack*

[gordenfreeman43]

Don't do crack, look what it did to me,

[Th3Mach1ne]

I'm sure there's a PSA on the dangers of masturbation out there that he missed.

[astiltner1]

Oooooooh pee wee

[theamazingempiricist]

It's snowing!!

[churlyryan]

Nah dude if you smoked Crack you'd be REALLY hyper right now.

[zz4r]

that was the cheesiest commercial ive ever seen

[LaxBros4Life]

This....

Is quack.

[Ruzlier]

PeeWee smokes crack, dont by a hypocrit bitch

[MrBuntings]

I did crack yesterday at work it was ok

[hughlingard]

But masturbating is still okay... right Pee-wee?

[omgallnamesaretaken1]

crack is for natives

[david419224]

...................... he got that crack how? XD

[kaa10]

Lol i wonder if that real crack?

[ThaKronicMan]

Says the one that is doing it.

[Trollfeeder1234]

is it wrong i was hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiih af when i watch this

[CandC2006]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHH you said the word of the day Pee Wee.....CRACK! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh­h lol

[Derail07]

Tell the truth..If youd do crack you will suck dick for it

[Zombiesavage100]

Why PEE-Wee why not Mr.t or some one else.

[KiloByte72]

I smoked crack 2-3 times. Its crap, literally tastes ghetto.

[TheHerbCultavator420]

crack is bad because crack heads tell your there going to get you thizz and then walk away with your money never to be seen agian

[kevinonline79]

crack is not addicting in the least

[kevinonline79]

i love smoking crack

[ConejoZing]

Crack is bad because when they say they don't have aids they actually do have aids. Only been a month so not enough antibodies to register yet... but you'll still get aids.

[lmmaFUTURAMA]

Charlie Sheen took this video as a challenge.

[punkrutherford]

dont do crack, kids... its really bad for you.

so... shoot up some heroin instead :)

[Plaidjordman96]

..... hey anyone wana do some crack? :D

[blueshogun96]

Pee-wee forgot to mention not to masturbate in public!

[RealCoolFreakinGuy]

@blueshogun96 You know he was in a private theatre, right..?

[blueshogun96]

@RealCoolFreakinGuy If the theater was so private, how did he get caught?

[RealCoolFreakinGuy]

@blueshogun96 Undercover cops were spying on booths in the theatre. He got caught on one of those obscure Florida "indecency" laws from. like, the 1850s... He plead no contest and the charges were expunged.

[blueshogun96]

@RealCoolFreakinGuy Ah, ok. But still, I'd never masturbate outside of my own home unless I'm on vacation, but that's just me.

[RealCoolFreakinGuy]

@blueshogun96

LOL @ "unless I'm on vacation"... Not my thing either but people do it's not uncommon; keep in mind, this was before the internet.. must have been a slow crime day or something... The cops went in and busted, like, 5 guys and one of 'em just happened to be famous.. It really sucks 'cause he didn't really do anything wrong but it destroyed his career (or at least his Pee Wee character).

[blueshogun96]

@RealCoolFreakinGuy Yeah, I agree. He didn't exactly do anything wrong or hurt anyone, and I don't see what makes masturbation a federal crime either. It's really sad how it destroyed his image as PeeWee, especially since I used to watch his show and his movies all the time as a kid. I don't know why, but some people get a kick out of ruining celebrity lives.

[STEVENOTRE]

@RealCoolFreakinGuy so.......you're saying that he "got off " ?

[zioz99]

after this PSA, the amount of people doing crack decreased, along with Pee Wee's Playhouse's ratings.

[MrErickm1095]

Like fuck I'm listening to Pee-Wee

[happydelicious]

Shouldn't the lesson here be that if you do Crack and jerk off in a porno movie house, you'll turn into Pee-Wee Herman?? I can think of no more effective PSA commercial.

[catlovingtimelord77]

hes so creepy

[IIIBennyLavaIII]

I used to smoke crack...than I took an arrow to the knee

[AlexB1001]

@IIIBennyLavaIII

The Dovahkin doesn't smoke crack. He eats potatoes

[IIIBennyLavaIII]

@AlexB1001 Learn to spell Dovahkiin right.

[AlexB1001]

@IIIBennyLavaIII

Or what, cunt?

[IIIBennyLavaIII]

@AlexB1001 or you will take an arrow to the knee.

[AlexB1001]

@IIIBennyLavaIII

Cunt status: revoked. My apologies

[sharpkid95]

I love crack

[LordofTheOlli]

It could be...

*puts on sunglasses*

dead wrong.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[DEADMAN8200]

and remember kids never pleasure your self in an adult theater .... oh wait

[FlickDaBic]

the weak or the strong, who got it goin' on, your dead wrong

jokes crack is wack,

[lattask8er]

I tried it...it's not all that crazy like people say, but if you'll excuse me I have to go vacuum out my oven.

[jhaul21]

what if u did try it??! oh god im fucked!!!

[Cyclops4eva]

@chilipepperfan11 it's not that ironic, he never did crack.

[McGl0vin]

dont be an ass...just smoke grass

[chilipepperfan11]

How ironic

[Krulin420]

@chilipepperfan11 You keep on using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

/inigomontoya

[chilipepperfan11]

@Krulin420 if you mean irony i was implying that its how ironic that pee wees movies and tv shows were either watched by kids or people on drugs.

[rhinnawi95]

I only graduated from D.A.R.E learning about how bad cigarettes, alcohol, and marijuana are, so I'm cool with crack.

[VEHEMENTBLACK]

@rhinnawi95 what??! reiterate NOA!!

[jbsafaggot]

@rhinnawi95 weed's not bad

[rhinnawi95]

@jbsafaggot Tell that to the D.A.R.E people

[BeTrueAlwaysMegaMan]

@rhinnawi95 weed is safer than pissing your pants. I just got done smoken a blunt. I'm cool. nope. just token because i can.

[tomyo75]

Coming from the person who likes to masturbate in movie theaters... It all makes sense now.

[RKOMorrisonFan]

in the words of Charlie Sheen, do crack ONLY if you can handle it socially. I do it regularly, about $100 a week, and graudate high school this year and then going to college and now am going to interviews for jobs! I'm not one of those who give up on everything and depend on crack. It's never on my mind, just when I'ma buy it. I do weed afterwards to come down, and everything goes smoothly. Don't try it though, I can guarantee YOU'LL LOVE it and keep on doing it, like me. lmao :)

[Jaahhk]

@RKOMorrisonFan you had to have been high when you wrote this haha

[RKOMorrisonFan]

@Jaahhk Yeah, I was. haha I'm sober right now, I havent dodne it since yesterday :D lol School starts again this monday, ughh! -.-

[MrCartface]

Did anyone else get sudden anxiety when they played that sound of a heartbeat?

[Skerd100]

@MrCartface I did. Oh my chest hurt...

[Patrina87]

I bet Pee Wee did that very vial of crack right after filming this commercial.

[mischiefdude420]

Stop jerking off

[PhantasmRants]

dude,I cannot stop lauging from the opeing line

[zachmasterzach]

I wonder how many little kids who watch Pee-Wee's Playhouse were actually doing crack?

[elarios77]

@zachmasterzach All of them actually ...

[bababooey7576]

i wont do crack, i'll do tube.....in a movie theatre and get cau ght doing it.

[WojciechBUD]

I bet he snorted that shit after he made that commercial 

[187thekid]

@WojciechBUD dude thats rock you dont snort it you smoke it. u snort cocaine.

[77magenta]

OH SHUT THE FUCK UP PEE WEE. I DONT DO DUGS. DRUGS DO ME, HAHAHAHAHA.

[MurkSquad5150]

Bullshit crack is awesome

[skaterboyask]

lol even tho paul rubbens got caught yankin his shit ina porno theater while he was on coke nahh meen whata hippo and ting

[98Lubo]

fuckin hell pee wee is quiet scary here

[SuperDB1992]

Coming from the guy who whacks off in movie theaters! -_-

[IAmAnAWESOMESamsung]

I saw the thumbnail and said "IT'S MOTHAFUCKIN PEE WEE!!"

[TheNickHoltzFilm]

he definitely smoked crack during this video lol. look at the niggas cheekbones. and listen to his voice

[Cyclonus84]

Yeah kids don't do drugs. Jerk off to porn instead.

[pHr33kAcHu]

@Cyclonus84 I've seen your loli stash dude, don't you even be getting high and mighty...

[lastswordfighter]

Pee Wee doesn't work as antidrug teacher. I mean just a look at that show and try to tell that someone wasn't doing drugs when it wqas made. 

[lSimplesidad]

Awesome, I think I'll try it

just for the

''The Thrill That Can Kill"

;D

[asammieawa]

if i dont do crack will i end up a dork like pee wee? #justaskin

[21h040349160]

Did he get shit for fapping in a porn movie theatre? What's so wrong with that? It's the most natural thing you can do in a place like that

[Gliese0]

TCHAN TCHAN TCHAAAAAAAN *dramatic music*

[noraa93]

Pee Wee: You could be dead wrong

Director: CUT

Pee Wee:Great, can i take my stash now

[cooldudebailey]

seeing pee-wee do this just makes me want to "do" crack even more now

[inferno232]

Mr. Owl, how much crack does it take to kill me?

[supermario3181]

@inferno232 lets find out 1...2..3 *dies*

[728wylie]

Yeah dont do crack and be a pervert like pee-wee herman.

[grannddad]

did nostalgia critic bring you here

[MrJeggermanjenson]

Just masturbate in a porn theater like Pee-Wee

[CHAOSoriginal]

But fapping in public is okay!

[alfreak2000]

This is better then the clint east wood original one

[bigwalk1211]

lmfao oh fuck what the hell he does crack

[nohealthcare62]

is crack the same as METH ? every1 i know who did meth looks 80 yrs old now and with no teeth .some died from heart failures and liver cancers .Tennessee takes the lead now in meth because the state doesnt put the drug store owners in prison they continue this silent genocied

[FillingUpCitySkies]

@nohealthcare62

Crack and meth are two different drugs. Both turn you into a tweek though.

[LaxBros4Life]

Did anyone else notice the small puff of smoke coming from his mouth?

[ZombieDog69]

Hypocrite O_o

[pumpkinman4ever]

"This is cwack"

[archie977]

they make it against the law to tell the truth and fools are elevated to high bussness status

[communistjesus]

Come on, give PEE WEE a movie already.. He is awesome..

[Tenchi10]

Only reason he did this commercial was cause he did it himself. :) Don't be a pee wee, be drug free :D

[wyattstarfag]

meth is better ;)

[metallicatilldeathhh]

When the councilor from your bible camp tells you not to do crack, don't do it.

[SuperGreenSmartie]

This guy was an actor for a kids show that was inspired by drugs, how is he supposed to tell us not to do them?

[iloverobloxable]

His show got cancled cuz pee wee liked little pee wee's

[iloverobloxable]

@iloverobloxable lol yep im just that funny

[BigALittleARon]

"Everybody wants to be cool." That's Pee-Wee, the definition of cool.

[Bastgoddess7]

LET'S TAKE HIM SUPER SERIOUSLY

[SuperGreenSmartie]

@Bastgoddess7 GREAT IDEA!

[hushwashkeepit]

Pee Wee Herman sure has a point!

[logan2233]

Fuck off pee wee.

[orison319]

i just did a blast of crack while watching this..

[michiyoyoshiku]

yeah also don't whip out your schlong in a porn theater

[wayzey]

I had no idea crack was so funny

[casablanca4381]

damn that was hilarious this is crack... coming from pee wee is too much LOL

[jpx7x]

*This is crack * busted out laughing

[casablanca4381]

@jpx7x so did i !

[jgagz73]

I'd say we underestimated the market......

[superMrstylo]

Peewee: kids don't do crack

Director: CUUUT!!

Peewee: Oh thank god, I'm gonnna go masturbate

[antonb000]

yea like imma listen to peewee herman about how to be cool..

[elRadarSabe]

It's just him talking, but it is more effective than a lot of other creative spots!

[spikeri812]

just do acid

[pne333]

Peewee Herman? 

[loutboy]

yeah better be a kiddie fiddler like himself than to use crack.

[xxESPx]

talk about dramatic.

[matrixate]

He should know...

[Shinatsu]

Director: Annnd...cut!

Pee Wee: FUCKING FINALLY!!...the crack is moooiinne biatches! xD

Director: .......

Cameraman: Lol.

[YeeeHawww1]

pee wee was a badass in tha movie blow

[pluginhoney]

It was after filming this commercial he smoked that very crack on the way to a theater that shows pornographic films. True story.

[meatballguy1]

Says the guy who takes it 24-7.

[deadguy718]

And don't masturbate in a gay porno theater!

[inuyashaANDsonic]

Crack is whack.

But pot is hot.

[MyHandLovesMe]

"It could be dead wrong." Cunning! *shot*

[windowhit2z]

I'M GOING IN FOR THE KILL! I'M DOING IT FOR A THRILLL OOHHH- GAAH!!

[stephmc111]

i actually agree with SkyRifter

[Squisidee]

How are you supposed to talk with your chair if you don't do crack?

And all this about him jerking it in a theater, that's totally different. Drugs are dangerous and bad and nasty. Orgasm is great and healthy and fun and they didn't have internet back then.

[MonkeyManWill]

PEE WEE!!!

[Jagethemage]

that shit looks cut up bad anyway. peewee wouldnt touch that :(

[SkyRifter]

-THE POLICE WANT You to Buy the Drugs By telling you Not to take them,

DARE & such organizations are all working for DARPA Mind controlling programs,

reverse psychology.

STOP Using the Elites Criminals Products, they USE this stuff, Make it illegal on purpose as Bait to Throw innocent children into JAIL Without a chance of bail.

Instead of helping your children, they prosecute them harshly.

-Putting people in jail is a business for them. -Police state setup. WAKE Up humans.

[SkyRifter]

The TSA Allows DRUGS To get Across the BORDERS Of AMERICA;

The POLICE Help RUN The Drug cartels, but Now their inspecting American citizens but let these big money drug cartels through..

ALEX JONES Channel Warns Infowars.com

[RalphWritesPoems]

Look... Just smoke grass man.

[TFSONICFAN100]

wait... this the same guy who taken crack, constantely used it in films and jacked off in public and he is telling us NOT to do crack?

huh, how hipocritical

[xXspikerockmasterXx]

i fucking pissed my pants laughing the way he said, "this is crack"

[ripMarleyBob420]

derek foreal

[infinityperson]

wait, so HE'S saying don't do crack?!?!?!

[Jene7092]

how did i get from Mr. Blue Sky by ELO to this hahaha wow

[TheSeanoftheBread]

@Jene7092 You and me both buddy.

[NightmarexB4xSonic]

press 3 and 7 Hahah.

[kodyman20]

@NightmarexB4xSonic O_O how did you figure that out rofl!!!

[NightmarexB4xSonic]

@kodyman20 i just pressed numbers

[LoseGrenadePin]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THIS!

[Rubenmon1]

Ummm, this sorta makes him look a bit hypacritical, since Piwi always looks and sounds like he's on it.

Naw, jk people, but seriously, don't do it.

[SMurray1011]

It wouldnt just be wrong, it would be *puts on sunglasses* dead wrong! YEEEAAAAAHH!!!

[crackmcsmoke]

When this video started, and I saw paul ruebens sitting in a dimly lit theater setting..Well, I thought for sure I had been rickrold....

[thePWNINGmonkey101]

alrite he was jerkin his gerkin in a PORNO MOVIE THEATER, what the fuck else are you suppose to do in there, enjoy the acting?

[LyleVertigo]

Really. I am sick of people who speak ill of him and always use the adult theater incident as their focal point. They know nothing about this man, who is well respected among actors, comedians and thespians alike.

[FractalBolt]

You can be cool by jerking it on a porn theater, though. Hmmm, right, pee wee?

[EvilKnarvel]

When you hear the word Crack, scream real loud!!!!