'Housewives' Countess `Blindsided' by Breakup

[Latt996]

France has fuck us again; Statue of Liberty ok and now Countless LuAnn. Damn you France

[codownni]

In Britain, we would teach this bonkers faux Francais Aristocrat real etiquette, with a bat.

[igemini48]

She is countess until she remarries.

She is not in the position to give an advice to anyone about the class and etiquette.

She does not know how to dress, to talk or behave. She is rude, she is disrespectful to others and Betenny was right calling her a snake, because she is.

And if you go to Amazon see what others say about her book she is proud with . Not one positive feedback. Nuff said.

BTW how is she German born? She is Native America and French mix.

[widswins]

I met Luann... she's very nice.

[februarylights]

She is tacky! I'm glad she is no longer a "countess"

[thumpervids]

that guy needs to go on ru paul's drag race.

[doable1]

I guess her husband banging an 18 year tart isn't good etiquette,..ha ha ha haha

[MrLiberal4life]

she is OLD.

[hahamoid]

did her husband Alexandre de Lesseps, got remarried to an Ethiopian chick?

[JewishVegan]

I really like the Countess.

She seems like a very real person.

In a world with so many people who are superficial I think she is a great role model for young women.

I feel a lot of people who are putting her down here are jealous, and need to look at why they are so insecure.

Thanks!

[MrJago62]

She may have gotten her title by way of marriage, but by the way she behaves she is far from aristocratic. In our circles she would surely be an outcast! She must be a very unsecure person with a big minority complex, probably due to her humble beginnings that she always refers to herself as" the countess". A real countess would never and i mean never expose herself on a television program like this, its just not done. No wonder her husband has left her!

[MrJago62]

I come from an old European aristocratic family, much older then the Lesseps. We don't carry our titles anymore but that doesn't make us less aristocratic by the way we live and by the way we behave! One of these norms are that you never talk about your title or in worst case boost about it like this american Lu-ann does, its just not done! Modesty is another of these norms which again i cannot detect by this amercan woman Lu-ann.

[shoelessmikki]

C!U!N!T!

[Benbballproductions]

she is my dads first cousin and she is not like those comments at all.

[gurksos]

It's a man!



[bruho5]

I was raised by a yummy mummy Frankie Baby tried in 1958 to have hes way with my late mom in 1958 Fort Laudedale ,Fl while she worked at Hielieh. Queen Joan as alot of people call her slapped the shit out of him that's all she would tell me. It's called class.K! Next!

[westvil1]

class is something you have. this scunt has none.

[4eab]

she is NOT a countess....she is count less. Get over it, you are an American - be proud or get out!

[westvil1]

honey, money didn't buy you class. this "woman" is the epitome of classless behavior.

[clubindiana41]

What a self important blowhard--what has she done? Marred rich? Great accomplishment.......

[d7d6D7]

hahahahahaahahaahahah im a countess but i still make mistakes

[miggerino]

@d7d6D7 Like bed wetting?

[d7d6D7]

luann is a man!

[scs7900]

countless

[scs7900]

countless

[sawink]

All of a sudden you get 15 min of fame and your own book, part of a show and your own money and OHHHHH Surprise she gets divorced! I didn't predict this. Your not a countess...your a money grab.

[sawink]

What a surprise...Was that a money marriage. I would never have guessed!!!! BS.... Would you marry that guy if he had no money. She used him for his money and life in NYC and he might have used her...over and over again...good for him! She's intelligent but...if she chose to be on a dumb low class superficial show like this...She gets what she deserves.

[kikicreamify]

Chick with dick!

[Tam5115]

There is no royalty or nobility in America. This whole countess thing is ridiculous.

Besides, those people wouldn't be caught dead on a reality show. Get over yourself, LuAnn.

[egocentric69]

Deluded woman: "I'm not perfect, I'm a countess, I'm not perfect" COUNTESS?! LOL she divorced the count she's white trash!!!

[Wonderxandra]

Money can't buy you class. lol

[jjazzybfine]

luann, kelly, and jill are three of the dumbest and fakest people on tv. they are all bullies and mean girls who only became close because they are all JEALOUS of bethenny. luann and kelly are just jill's new UNDERDOGS, as ramona so famously told bethenny. luann is so classless that she constantly thinks her friend-girl should pay her way (BETHENNY) and dredges up the past at the most inopportune times (ramona's yacht party). not classy at all. whining about paying her own damned way.

[TheWandgirl]

Please rub off on Kelly!!!

[maaretdesigns]

Hello! Have any of you seen my new jewelry design???

[wowhornby]

lu ann stinks

[eviesaccount]

LuAnn You are right - Money can't buy you class. You have money and you are the most classy trashy person.. You're an elitist hypocrit.

[FTWEVEREYONE]

This woman wants to appear classy and cultured. She is NOT cultured. She is very common in this department!

[kikicreamify]

She is so classy, beautiful, and such a humanitarian. Her charity work on the show has proved what a philanthropist this woman is.

We need more royalty like her in this country, to set a good example for everyone else.

I love you Countess you truely are the deffinition of class, and the epitome of elegance.

[lilyofthevalley7]

Housewives of New York-Gossipers

Housewives of New Jersey-Gangsters

Housewives of Atlanta-Troublemakers

Housewives of Orange County-Boring

These are the new Reality Soap Operas!

[TheNika2009]

@lilyofthevalley7 you've go them down exactly

[gduque03]

She looks skinny on this video. I hope LuAnn is not stressed about her weight or losing weight b/c of stress. I love her with all her craziness and dilusion

[kloran]

Classless broad. At the beginning "howzwives" you can't even pronounce your native language correctly.

[tonya2003able]

I love the Countess! She is the bomb! She is a very sweet person and I love her new song it is alot better than Kim's! I hate hate Kim!

[sohooded]

The Count-mess has some nerve trying to sing. I ask you, what is in her mind????

[sda1225]

Not only is this broad DRUNK off this "countess" title, she is also enslaved by her silly rules of manners & etiquette. Memo to Luanne: NOBODY GIVES A SHIT WHO YOU ARE! Your husband was photographed in public with his Ethiopian girlfriend & he was NEVER with you! You had to know about it! Get rid of that snoody, pompous attitude & come down to earth!

[spidersinspace]

The only person with any intelligence on this entire program is the guy who dumped this two-bit gold digging disgusting, wretched, insecure, backstabbing ho. For Gods sake, why doesnt her shrink make her understand she isnt a celebrity and advise her to get a real life?

[akeffo]

She can scrub my floors abd clean my toilets anad I'll call her "Countesss" all she wants. After all that's all she's good for.

[sohooded]

@akeffo hahahahahahaha Good One!!!!

[yourright100]

What took 16 years for the "Count" to ditch this wack job?

My guess is he wanted the children to be a little older so it would be a bit easier for them to travel for visitation.

The fact that she had "no idea" her marriage was in jeopardy is testiment to just how self absorbed this snot nosed, ego maniac is.

It troubles me some to think she is an example of what Americans are like to other countries.

YUK

[nema1218]

I agree the title Countess means nothing in reality,plus her ex-husband is related to the architect of the Suez Canal in Egpyt,not to French kings.France has not been a monarchy since the Revolution of 1789-1793.I don't watch this show at all,but I honestly would say that as a 23 yr old,I would sleep with LuAnn de Lesseps,even though she is in her forties.

[sohooded]

@nema1218 I wonder if when the Countmess has sex ..does she point her fingers the way she does when she dances. hahaha

[flashback950]

The world according to LuAnn is not always the real world. An invitation to a surfing lesson is not lunch and she should have at least offered to pay for her own lesson. An invitation to drinks where the host drives two hours is not proper time to lash out after 5 months. LuAnn was well rehersed and waited all that time for the camera to confront Bethenny....now that's DISCOUNTESS!

[Scott89119]

Countess Fullashit.

[RandiSierra]

Yeah LuAnn sure you're going through a grieving process that split second you spent grieving straight into a mean jerk creep "friend"ship with that no life having dumba&& Jill.

[sohooded]

My cat is more of a true Countess than LuAnn.

[ozus2]

do you wonder why people don't like you???

[cambuchaG]

countless people behave "bad" not badly, ever hear people behaving "goodly?"

[cambuchaG]

this drag queen is full of shit, lol, she is so full of herself, there is no titles in america,and she sound like long island trash, wtf?hell there is no titles in france were that old ex husband is from

[FTWEVEREYONE]

she is full of sh@t.

[Gwenlj]

dude

[MeltnButta]

It should be "Countess de le Bullshit" -- come on, really! I just watched part of a clip where she's "imparting etiquette" on some young ladies and when a girl asks a question she LAUGHS at the girl's question. She treats the girl like crap and embarrasses her for asking. How is that classy? It's NOT.

LOU ANNE is full of crap. Her countess BS has gone to her FAT head. It takes more than a title to have class and elegance you stupid COW.

[MeltnButta]

The only thing her "etiquette" book would be useful for is toilet paper.

[imbobsaget]

i want to fuck her

[BSACAPITAL]

@imbobsaget Me too

[martinal99]

You're not a countess. maybe in your mind!!!

[MrHatrick3]

@martinal99 She is countless

[electricmagnetic]

mediocre, that what she is...

[bccogs]

"I'm not perfect, I'm a countess, I'm not perfect." Maybe her name should be Luanne Von Pompous, Countess of Conceit

[AlexluvztheDF]

Simon is GAY and needs to just admit it!

[DevilWearsCavalli]

She is ABSOLUTELY NOT a Countess!!! She's just a housewife who's bored in her life!!!

At best, she's a "bastard Countess" because she married a french "Count"... Nobility is by blood, not by marriage!

I'm myself french, and in France, nobility and aristocracy DO NOT exist since more than two centuries...!

[79274333]

As Bethanny would say, DIS - countess.

[BarelyLiberal]

my mother is best friends with a born german Princess. She is SO modest and down to earth. most people have NO idea she has a title.

this woman is such a snob. She makes such a big deal over a "title" that she was not even born with. She expects americans to care

She is NOT a countess. Nobility is no longer legal or recognized in france!!!

Also, since she divorced her "count" husband, she has an even lesser right to be called "countess"

[sohooded]

@BarelyLiberal LuAnn is so pathetic. It's a wonder why her husband stayed with her as long as he did. She is an over the hill burned out model.. Great credentials, LuAnn.

[sohooded]

@BarelyLiberal if she didn't marry that man who dumped her for someone else, she's be just another overinflated scrub on the block..

[TheSoSoAgnostic]

@sohooded . I swear she must be one of the least self-aware people on the planet. That cancer thing, when she tells everyone to be quiet, and talks - not whispers, TALKS herself. How are you EVER "blind-sided" when you are wife #4? WHO says "I'm human, I make mistakes like everyone else" except people who think they are above everyone else!?!? I can't imagine uttering those words!

Hey, Ms. Manners, Ramona was absolutely right about not talking about her issue w/ Mario at the yacht party!

[BayouChick31]

@BarelyLiberal She acts like someone who grew up dirt-poor and insecure, and once she got a little money and a fake title, rubs everyone's nose in it.

[litafan444]

@BarelyLiberal yea but.... she was a GERMAN princes... there is the problem

[varaada]

@BarelyLiberal Exactly. There are "blue-blood" Americans who have more class than her.

[truediabolique69]

boo-hoo wa wa--i got dumped...listen canadian import...no one is interested...and her title was bought her husbands family years ago....you got dumped!

[The0canabis0]

ramona is a menta

[yourright100]

"you don't have to be fake, but just "portray" yourself"..whats the diff?

these women are so dillusional, and that's what make them so fun to watch.

this idiot actually thinks she's a spokes person for proper ediquette.lmfao!

there is absolutely nothing to envy,admire or even like about these women, thier just fun to watch.. like a train wreck, you just gotta look.

they & others just like them like to identify themselves with truly succesful people and think themself equal, and they're not.

[ozzyinny]

Ramona is a psycho trashy bitch

[TheKgriffin]

You live in AAAAAmerica! You are Not a "ROYAL" your so stupid! Your a 'Countess by Marriage, you weren't born one nor did you do ANYTHING to EARN this "Title" Americans don't care!!!

[greekre]

americans do care

[KookieAndGirl]

most really dont care

[ozzyinny]

Being born a countess is just an accident anyway

[xxJackieOHxx]

she wasnt born into it she married into it

[RandiSierra]

Yeah she's more like a Man-ness.

[angel2rx]

OMG!! I LOVE SIMON! HE"S ONE OF MY FAVORITE! He's from another Counrty so of course he's not ganna be like our men! Simon's more open and free spirted! LOVE HIM!!

[RandiSierra]

Totally she's right Simon definitely adores Alex. Alex is really cool too.

[angel2rx]

Isn't that the fucken truth!! heheh

[71starboy]

I saw this trashy fake bitch at The Fred Astaire Choreography Awards here in NY she looked me up and down and flashed me that cunty smile I looked away with zero response.Anyone with a real royal title would not go on tv bragging about it or write a so called book Class With The Countess shes a rude self involved egomaniac with very little class and she sounds like a man.

[KookieAndGirl]

your right! people with titles that they are born with would NEVER go on tv and brag like that

[futuredoc1988]

titles dont mean shit. u bleed just like every other human being.

[thtktgrl]

On one hand I think she's gorgeous and classy, but on the other hand I find her voice so irritating I have to turn off the TV

[FuckJesusFuck]

"I am not perfect. I am a countess. I am not perfect."

Yes, we know. You're a fucking countess. Get the fuck over it.

[TallTorBlond]

A real true classy and elegant woman would never, ever correct anybody else, especially in front of other people. That is the epitome of bad manners is to tell someone else what to do at the table, eg not put on lipstick. So please, shut it, your surgery trapped crazy eye face.

[valeriejayne]

She is my favorite NY Housewife!!! She honestly had the most class, and I will read her book!

[frickadele]

She loves the Countess title...

It makes her feel special.

He doesn't love her...

which proves she isn't special.

[papperwait]

ha ha ha ha ha that;s so fucking true!

[JudyLuft]

Anyone know where I can find full episodes online?

[JakeDonaghue]

she's not a countess anymore, so the book is pointless, it was a fiasco!

[RandiSierra]

Is she still a Countess now that she's getting divorced?

[pjjanak]

I always hated her on the show. She always seemed so fake "look at me, i'm a countess". But here she seems legit, like she knows what she's talking about. Perhaps the separation has made her more humble.

[summermainstreet]

She is obsessed with being a "Countess."

[onetrashdancer]

Countess your 100% right and smart to take the high rd good for you and speaking as a guy your stunning so fuck all these jealous fucks and excuse the language I to am from N.Y.

[cruiserweight77]

its a man

[cutiepie12681]

thats really mean...(but probably true)

[CoCoNuTsiopatHic]

I bet her book sucks.

[suenoko]

Isnt she is 4th wife?Hello red flag and Gone all the time?She speaks of manners yet makes young poor girls her audience "look at me I am a countess and even though you have a weight problem thats easy to lose "."Aren't you impressed with me?I was a model and so I hooked a rich guy horndog.And always remember I am COUNTESS but please feel comfortable around me.TA TA DARLING MUAH MUAH on both cheeks of course but as we know one cheek is acceptable.

[rurh1981]

I didn't care for her comment towards the large black girl wanting to be a model. But I think she was trying to be honest without laughing, the modeling world is tough; and while that young woman deserves her dream, she needs to realize that currently, she won't find work in the field of her dreams.

[rurh1981]

the countess (and yes, that makes some people angry), is a good person. I honestly believe that she likes to try to share the things that maybe she had to learn, being an "american" who married into an aristocratic family. Not saying that LuAnn is perfect or "better" than any of us, she doesn't think that way, I think she understands that she was blessed by her career and beauty and thrust into a great life...

[wordverificationsuck]

Listen COUNTESS. NO ONE CARES!

GET OVER YOURSELF

AND STOP HANGING AROUND YOUR NIECE. BE A MOTHER. PFFFF

[TrashyGlitter]

Yeah, the whole "countess" thing got annoying, but she does manage to turn things around and make herself likable.

[sethocopia]

After seeing the reunion special my opinion has changed. The Countess...not so bad...still annoying, but at least she's consistent.

[fourseasonshowroom]

You were secure in your marriage, but if a man is gone half of the year is that really a marriage? Wake up marriage is time consuming. A marriage with the man gone for 6 months out the year is bound to fail

[rurh1981]

My father worked for the US government, mostly overseas, for about 80 per cent of our childhood. That does not mean he was a bad person, or that the marriage was bound to fail. You just don't know what happens between two adults. And personally, you shouldn't bother to care or try and figure it out.

[5yearplan1]

rurh1981

I totally agree. The countess relationship is her private business. People fall in and out of love all the time. No biggie. She is a very pretty woman and I am sure she will be ok.

[shineystar1801]

The should call her "Count LOU" Dellesepes, She has a pretty deep voice along with some manly face.

[rurh1981]

That is hilarious, since many called cindy crawford kinda manly, too. Maybe she smoked cigarettes back in the day?

[tonlo92]

Luann was sideswiped by her husband in an email. No matter who she is that has to hurt. She has children and handled it with class.

[caramalpeach]

I love the countess she handled herself with grace and class!!!

[CrazyChristianLady]

I think she is real and shows a lot of class. I like LuAnn, I'm rooting for her and I'm buying the book, regardless of her divorce I think it would still have a lot of helpful hints about improving your manners etc and we could all use to upgrade our manners and social skills couldn't we?

[desire4liberation]

i think being humble has much more class than acting superior to others... she is a lost lamb out of grace :-<

[fourthgirl]

Oh Countes Fullof yourself, STFU!!!!

[anarchmoon]

By saying "I am not perfect, I'm human just like everybody else." she puts herself up on a pedestal there.

But she's so my type.

[ObamaTita]

oh yeah, Louann is a total asshole.

[luvvvbug83]

Who the hell does she think she is? She's no better than anyone else. Oh, and by the way...YOU'RE NOT A COUNTESS ANYMORE! Faker than press on nails.

[clicheba]

Thats some funnt shit right there! lol

[BONOforPrezident]

Did she make mention of fake? The ex countess actually talked about someone else being or appearing fake? You can tell she had voice/speaking lessons! Even her body movements seem thought out. I could have died when she was at the girls club in NY and told the young black girl that "losing weight is the easy part"!!! I mean do you think LewdAnn?

Listen - let this housewive grieve in private and replace her for season 3. I don't think anyone cares Bravo.

[SHRINA17]

a BONO FAN....LOVE IT!!!!! I gasped when she told the young girl that "losing weight is the easy part!" I so agree with you. I loved when she asked if they knew what a countess is? CRICKET...CRICKET....she used to be my favorite housewife....but I soon caught up an realized she really does think she is better than most people : )

[Atitoinnyc]

she means well when it comes to giving advice, unfortunately she it is not classy to tell people how to behave without them asking.

[carolinablew]

Isn't she the third wife of the Count.

[gmaj13]

OH WAIT is she a countess? *notice the sarcasm*

[kelaltieri]

why does she call herself a "countess"???

[TheOriginalDivaSable]

"I'm a Countess, I'm a Countess, I'm a Countess"........blah, blah, blah

[onetrashdancer]

she now is countless HA HA

[TheOriginalDivaSable]

You know what? This fool actually said she was going to keep the title after the divorce. Please!

[skelly3055]

Why the title? Because she's not just an old lady, she's THE old lady Count-ass. Remember, it's not a cotton t-shirt, ....it's a cotton GAP t-shirt. Which makes it special when you're TRYING to prove you're better than anybody else for what... Lu-ann who? the retired, expired ...I mean divorced no longer really a countass. So lame really when you think that you have to have a title to say that you are a somebody.

Puh-leese, you still fart and bleed like evrybody else.

[Libitina72]

LOL..she is countLESS

[carlymichelle1234]

I don't blame her husband for having an affair.

LuAnn is concieted and pretentious.

[DG3744]

The countess thinks she's classy Not!! She's got Indian blood, she's not white Anglo!! Haha!! Bethany is right because u marry someone wealthy doesn't make you classy!

[fedupwithecrap]

she is the only "natural" one, the others are just wannabee...

not mentioning Kelly who is a real pretentious classless cunt pretty but an ego bigger than the big apple....sad, it really makes her unappealling!

[loveacarrot]

I like the countess. I don't know what everybody is talking about. At least she believes in having class and manners unlike some others who just want to insult and throw names. There are better ways of getting your point across.

[BONOforPrezident]

WHO would have asked this woman her opinion on ANYTHING rather how to make yourself look like a first class idiot in front of millions of viewers. She is a stuck up conceited cuss cuss. I mean you can tell she believes she is better than others. Who knows maybe now with a new title of divorcee' she will try on a new approach.

[fireflies4jessa]

If I HAD to live the lives these women live, I think I would shoot myself.

[Pal6572]

the more she imposes her "countess" persona the less she is perceived to be a countess. pathetic, actually.

[gipsybraid]

This one rubs me the wrong way with her pretentious airs and insisting on the use of her title or Mrs. de Lesseps rathe than LuAnn. I like Bethenny and Jill because they seem warm and real. Simon and Alex are caricatures IMHO. Ramona and the other one are just obliviously obnoxious, which makes for great TV!

[RagDollCandy]

LOL I love how when she's trying to be vulnerable and says how she's not perfect, she's a countess! hahaha Uhhhmm must you always point out that you're a countess? Which means shit...

[sethocopia]

All the women on the that show the Countess is on are annoying, well except for the new lady she seems pretty cool, but the Countess she's the queen of annoying.

[clicheba]

What PLANET are u from? Have we been watching the same show and season? lmao

[wideawake123]

Hard, edgy reporting from the AP... I guess it beats watching the modern version of "Lovestory" playing out between Obama and the media.

[ViciousGX]

omg shut up u obamaniac.

[wideawake123]

Wow, at 21...so eloquent, so well read and written.(omg)