Strong Kids, Safe Kids!

[jayeverette]

This video makes me want an ice cream stalagtite.

[Desipoooh702]

what the actual fuck?

[bobdole9696]

1:09 What the hell was that?

[gingham58]

Uncle Paul watches this with no pants on.

[iheartnonamejane]

I call the vagina dripping wet panty hamster.

[dkpai05]

o and a

[twiggy148]

What the fuck?

[MichaelHansenFUN]

Chris Wallace

[Julietjeske]

What that man does with a ukulele just blackened my soul a little bit...Oh dear.

[joyman4321]

EYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[seerauberjohnny]

I'm going to 'insert' the word 'Tally-Whacker' into every conversation I ever have from now on forever

[rebeccakarol]

Isn't that puppet lady Kee MacFarlane?!

[FloridaGar94]

omg what has the internet done

[sclock2]

Watching this baked gives a somewhat slightly different reaction.

[HernandezHogan]

fred flintstone

[HernandezHogan]

i think this is on amazon cheap

[GrievousGeorge]

I SAW THIS ON WEB JUNK 20...PERVERT IS SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING

[MegaUnkie]

They should call this video 'Spoilsports'!

Thumbs up if Opie and Anthony lead you to this video!

[jerseydevil8775]

@MegaUnkie ....you are never to blame.....had to see it myself after hearing about it for so long on o&a

[HernandezHogan]

@MegaUnkie uh... i remember this on evening magazine...

[MsMercury]

Oh my god, i'm LMAO! The pedo guitar player is scaring me.

[FaFaFoFoBawth]

All the people playing pedos look like REAL pedos...

[Icouldkillamonkey]

Sol's rule, also known as Sol ruling.

[73jdmcm]

Jesus, this made me feel dirty. I feel like I need to shower and cry while scrubbing myself clean! Creepy....

[selamusicaustria]

A cool song to know is: HERE I AM!!! - song on human rights - childrens rights - child protection.

[amillionminutes]

What I learned from this video: Avoid that guy in the overalls singing about your private parts.

[MichaelHansenFUN]

BELIEVE IT OR NOT "FOnzie" may have made personal appearences talking to audiences of kids ect...because of what I remember from "Evening Magazine"

[MichaelHansenFUN]

will my post happen?

[MichaelHansenFUN]

i saw a bit of this on a 'talk show' like 'evening magazine' but not like this

[djsutt2012]

I remember watching this when I was 4 years old, and I was too young to know what it was really about. I'm going to have to call my mom and say, "What the crap mom? I wouldn't let my kids watch this even though it's almost 30 years later and morality has gone down the toilet!!

[luridlorea]

I just got a WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WATCHING?!! from my mom haha!

[TheTrusouldj]

I ordered this video on Amazon about 5 years ago. I'd forgotten that he made this -- right around the time Happy Days went off the air ... Anyway, yeah it is kind of corny, but sometimes what's corny to adults can save a kid's life. I have 4 boys and it ain't easy. I learned from Fonzie 30 years ago and God Bless him for being able to get through to my kids who don't really know who he is.

[mra23413]

.....how the FUCK did i get here?!?!?!?!?!

[Uebagi]

Do not let anyone touch your private parts*

*Only that person is in the TSA.

[breakdanceinghobo]

the fonz and henry winkler just presented somthing together...MINDFUCK

[hangtime911]

Sooooo disturbing it became utterly hilarious. I bet Michael Jackson is one of the 50 dislikes.

[BootyFister]

FONZIE'S GONNA RUN OVER MY KNEES WITH HIS BIKE????

[Deidara188]

they showed this in a girl scout club in tulsa. the mom was mad about it but the camp leaders thought she overreacted and made her daughter leave

[chriseurich33]

I see nothing wrong with this video, this is a safe way for children to learn how to say No to sick perverts!!!

[SuperJang]

@chriseurich33 By singing about penises and vulvas? Oh yeah, totally appropriate.

[ranel63]

thats kind of wrong!

[oOZePirateOo]

jesus fuck

[DoctorNuriel]

1:11 what the shit

[ChrisHominski]

this video is what i imagine doing pcp to be like

[JEDI7ACEN]

3:24 A Pitbull, Doberman, or German Shepard? FERGITABOUTIT! Pebbles Flintstone had a pet dinosuar to protect her!

[LazyHarlequin]

haha so creepy

[roflmaoharvee]

self respect is cool and so are you ayyyyy

[Joltyness]

I love how they cut away to children who are clearly not in the same location at the person speaking to him.

[BabyayIsobelaa340]

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[olympiasalazar]

this is so creepy lololol

[mrnannyfanatic]

big nosed steve carell in an early role

[ydnab9]

made it to 1:15 before succumbing to the lulz

[Rubberchix]

that snake is a cunt

[singerdancer07]

ok this is just strange.

[Shahamu]

If someone tries to molest you, punch him in the junk and go "Ayyyyy!"

[66hourenergy]

Penis, is what boys have down in front

Penis, by the way your mother is a

[AtlantistoInterzone]

Is this real life or just fantasy?

I refuse to believe that this isn't a parody of PSA. I can't bear it if it's real, this is too much. You'e broken me internet.

[fretless58]

Yabba-Jabba-Jew!

[MyXboxIsBroken]

Me too John Ridder hey hello OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

[tashload]

This ad was boycotted by TSA employees.

[buffypython]

I'm going down to Virginia pretty soon. I love seeing all that red foliage & the deep, deep Shenandoah Valley. It's pretty close cuz I live in West Vagina.

[buffypython]

How many times do you think the "Penis" song guy laughed or reevaluated his life during that song? I really don't think I'd be able to sing about that knowing that kids would watch it.

[carebear65s]

Is that the Chris Wallace (the guy with the guitar) the same Chris Wallace as the Fox News commentator? IMDb seems to think so.

[logik316]

The 80's could be a little weird.

[paintbasstard]

You may feel shame, but all the same. Your uncle just came.

O&A

[paintbasstard]

..You may feel shame, but all the same. Your ass is in pain.

Make your own!

[Slappyfrog]

Love the look at 1:48 on creepy guy's face right after he says "Virginia."

[hilariousnickname]

If this was on when I was a kid I'd never say penis again for fear of being run over by the Fonz.

[androx17]

Well that couldn't have been worsely handled

[Nelrith]

"Or I'm gonna run over your knees with my bike!"

OH WOW!

[Grinder243]

fuckin peedofiles

[MrRunningblock4u]

bahahahahaa

[theredcorvette]

HAHAHAHA my 7 year old screams "OH GOD, TURN IT OFF" when I play this

[icatchrye]

DON'T FALL FOR THAT LINE!!!!!!!!!!!

[AniRemi]

What...the freaking crap is this.

[TheFAN101]

OH MY GOODNESS WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

[vanthedarkside]

That chick is the single worst puppeteer ever. Also, WTF, FONZIE?

[Amperschwa]

That was... disturbing.

It was worse than Pat Back.

Sorry Patrick.

On the bright side, I now know a great song to hack into karaoke machines.

[2001lateralus]

0:50 "so sit there enjoy yourself, or im gonna run over your niece with my bike." lol

[logik316]

@2001lateralus

"Knees". But that's even funnier.

[Drweegee64]

The song is perfect for kids!

[vampireluvr111294]

Our anus is a useful thing kids.

[rhymepays]

my mom made me watch this movie when i was a kid... thanks mom!!

[Ambulanceo]

ice cream stalactite? that sounds unpleasant

[MeTishaRoss]

aai really want to chat i have pics too so

[maxandwill]

This is NOT for kids!

[garylevington]

Henry Winkler looks like a pedo

[Dreamscapevirus]

reminds me of wondershowzen

[66hourenergy]

@Dreamscapevirus I heard that this video was actually the inspiration for that show

[2001lateralus]

@Dreamscapevirus lol, i miss that show.

[roraxxlynn]

Did little kids actually have to watch this? this would make them probably hate themselves...and everything else..resulting in not caring about pedophiles actions..

[christian31Eagles]

The girl at 2:54 is hot. She looks familiar.

[HappyPappy11]

When it comes to pedophilia it's not the grownup's fault, it's the children's. Those sexy, sexy children.

[ambergamgee]

really? You think that's funny?

[toxic996]

@HappyPappy11 lol xD. wanna meet at a dark place at night sometime lol xDDD ^^

[IronicInsomniac]

...the Fonz?

[abcdefghijkati3]

AHAH BEST SONG EVERRRRR.

[MikeSkullman]

Who the hell thought this was a good idea?

[Raiden738]

virginia

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[asseertedwolf]

whats that cAlled at 1:08 till 1:11 noooo i remember that but i cant remember what thats called can anyone tell me

[WhatsAYak]

@asseertedwolf - It's called "The Honk"...you can find the full segment on it elsewhere on YT.

[tankak47]

creepiest thing i think i have seen on youtube. 5 stars!

[gtrmu]

Wow. Just.......wow.......

[DarthWobbey]

What the hell is this?! What kinda crack were they smoking when they came up with this?

[DawnofNSSD]

free candy?

i guess so, this guy seems legit

[reidevjord]

The anus gives relief in times of need.

So good to know.  Thanks pedoman!

[Dankster312]

Does Fred Flintstone say, "Yabba Jabba Jew!" at 3:35?

[BigZluster]

fucking fake fred is a racist

[ZehPancake]

OMG! HE DOES! Lmao.

[JBHutto]

Facepalm, literally.

Jesus

[YungShawtyCLT]

I squealed laughing when that old man said "No one is supposed to touch your private parts".

[vrhsb]

i am now dumber for watching that

[kornbaby86]

oh my god its fonzie

[dusktilldogs]

Oh God, this is awful

[arnyjk]

Let's sing along, folks!

"Pedo- that's the word for guys like me

Pedo- I'm in prison, don't you see?"

[GenomeSoldier83]

LMFAO That's gold!

[radiophonics]

i can't take this seriously

it's like watching a Tim and Eric episode, i'm waiting for pep pep to show up

[jeter321]

If a stranger offered me an ice cream stalactite to come into his cave I don't think I could resist.

P.S. great cast

[rangersin06]

3:50 looks like steve carell's broke ass gay brother, doug carell

[rangersin06]

how many times did that broke ass jim varney have to sing that without cracking up

[januaryweek]

the Fonz? ahhahaha song at 1:29 i'm so informed now. but they're wrong, the kids always to blame.

[GabeWayne]

I always thought "bunghole" was the proper term. Now I know. Thanks!

[Basillikos]

what is this I don't even

[jjkcutt]

i feel like this video just molested four minutes of my life

[Jcolinsol]

Look up "Lloyd DeMause"

[feloniousbutterfly]

I feel like I've been informed by this video.

[babiiginaxo]

I am using my daughters account as I have none yet...but I had her watch it when she was 5 years old...I never did regret educating my child...and I would get alllll kids to watch this too if I could!

[DirtyFaholo]

yeah look how well that turned out... your daughter's screenname is an IMPROPER word for private parts!

[babiiginaxo]

How does Young Italian Girl...aka BabiGina with a kiss and a hug XO at the end mean "private parts"?

[McComment]

AAAAAAAEEEEyyyyyyyyyyy

[Kane2pointOh]

WTF this shit is creepy!

[Mrvid123]

Wonder Showzen v 1.0?

[UrinationNation]

HOly ANus

[NucleiRace]

Favorite this video . . . or I'm gonna run over your knees with my bike.

[alisonnicole84]

Frodo @ 3:48

[scottydoo32]

i actually met fonzie at a con and i brought up this video and he quickly ended the conversation lmao

[ALXXMaXX]

You know, I wouldn't blame him...

[GradMom]

Believe it or not. I had my niece watch this video back in 1982 without previewing it. We lived in a small farming town in Canda (500 people.) Her mom had absolute fit when she found out. My niece opened up and told her mom the janitor in the elementary school was "touching" one of her girlfriends in her private parts.

A corny video, but one child molester caught and convicted - so HOORAY for this corny little video! This is not the entire video as I remember.

[GodsBittersweetEmo]

Umm....is this meant to be serious?

I was looking for YouTube Poops, but this is just as good!

[NolanWhite]

restraining order, to stay at least 50 yards away from kids

[NolanWhite]

the 80's were a messed up time if this was suppose to be educational, TO KIDS!!!

WTF!! seriously this is creepier than most horror films!

[leonhart423]

No kids were molested in the making of this film however All kids were mentally disturbed for the rest of their lifes.

[klcs1976]

My parents made me and my siblings watch this. As if that was'nt bad enough, they invited all my cousins from 3-12 to join us. I am still in therapy for the damage it did to me. lol- There is nothing worse than some man singing a song about penis and vulva in front of your family. The funny thing is my mom thought it was the most entertaining thing ever!! I fled the room crying! Probably the most entertaining moment!! :)

[wevil2900]

wat if u have a penis and vagina?

[tony5kratchere]

Then you would be Lady GaGa...

[DBlueGuy12]

i was looking through my videos and i have this at home lol i dont think ive ever watched it though... until now

[toxictapeworm]

0:52 I don't think even a paedophile could say "virginia" in such a fucking creepy way

[toxictapeworm]

1:52 I mean

[RosesAreRed236]

This video was really cheesy, except for 1:10 to 1:12.  That was win. =p

[freakinmayhem]

My favorite part: The shot of the terrified kid singled out by Henry Winkler at :26

[GodsBittersweetEmo]

My favorite part was when that lady was like "You might never get another hug!"

Oh wow...

[lancelot323]

"Listen up or I'll run over your knees with my bike, AYYYYYYYY!"

Holy freaking CRAP this was pants-wettingly HILARIOUS!

[sinhybrid]

1:10 - 1:12

[cre8vsteph]

This stuff is campy as hell but it works. One of my best friends revealed that she was being molested by a family member because of a Winnie the Pooh special like this. If this stuff helps one kid come forward about abuse, it's worth it.

[Luthjo]

pretty sure I about died 4 or 5 years ago when Opie & Anthony took sound bites from this clip for their radio show. Talkin in tears while driving ...

[AnarchisticAttitude]

it was amazingly funny

[double0hsnap]

Chris Wallace totally steals the show.

[Entamrik]

DON'T FALL FOR THAT LINE

[balletman]

My mom made us watch this when we were kids. It's permanently scared into my brain.

[tomservo3]

VIRGINIA! is that a joke or something?

[Remmylyne]

Good god, he couldn't come up with a better rhyme than "When she's naked it will show?" Jesus.

[wiccanchick30]

Back in the 80's molestation was happening more and more than ever so they did these shows to help kids understand. My folks watched it with me. So sad that we have to watch these shows but they really are made to help.

[bbnut]

and to this day, nobody's ever touched your private parts

[WishesNetwork]

Our anus