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  • I wish i would of done something productive insted of trying to beat this impossible game... The the jet ski stage or whatever you wanna call it. Was too fast for my child brain.

  • SOMEONE FINSHED BATTLETOADS!

  • This game is FINISHABLE?!?! OH DEAR GOD!!

  • So wait, the final boss is a dominatrix?

  • Realy deceptional this ending(ps i don write verry good english sorry)

  • That's it??? This is universally considered one of the most difficult games ever made, and that's the ending? What a let-down...

  • I never beat it. I tried for a long time too. Kind of a lame ending considering how hard the game was.

  • dark queen is a hot

  • I finally beat this game today! No save states, no cheat codes, no warps. Half a year of playing during recess almost drove me insane, but when I beat the Dark Queen into submission it felt sooooo GOOOOD! Hours of anger and frustration instantly evaporated, leaving behind only bliss.

    Next game...

  • Dark Queen has nice curves

  • I just beat the Genesis version... it's ending is crap compared to this...

  • I beat the game also ... this was so long ago I used to spend countless hours playing this.... I don't know why people said this game sucks.. It is an outstanding game hard&fun

  • never got pass the speed race level..... well im glad i got to finally see what happens at the end.

  • Fuck this game up it's stupid ass. one of the worse 2 player modes ever. and that fucking bird and his non helping ass can suck a fuck!

  • how could you finish this game...it is impossible.... congrats man,,,

  • I remember beating this game... I really expected a great ending, I mean, the story sequence looks ok... but after all those hours I spent... I only got THIS!! I WANT MY CHILDHOOD BACK!!

  • Battletoads has an ending?

  • Can't wait until it comes out for the Wii!

  • What?! someone beat this?!!! *head explodes*

  • Aaah, Battletoads. That retarded nigh unplayable TMNT-knockoff that through an effective advertising campaign became beloved by legions of losers.

    Lets face it, if you actually liked that game you where/are pretty lame.

    And if you actually FINISHED that rote-memorization based piece of shite you could be assured that you'd never ever get laid.

  • @TheSkunkCat the only reason you say that is to cover up the fact you suck and cant beat it ps your a loser

  • @TheSkunkCat

    Dude it's just a fucking game... calm down. Just because you tried and failed doesn't mean that you have to take it out on OP.

  • @TheSkunkCat hahah you tell it how it is. Even the Ghosts n Goblins series is more sensible than this

  • artificial raven?? kind of a retarted name, i live in alaska, we have real ravens here, they look like crows on steroids and they have alot of personality

  • BattleToads 2...?

  • that music was way easier to listen to than the genisis

  • the genesis's battletoads ending is even worse!

  • If ever there was a game that needs a high-quality remake, it's this one. Don't make it so cheap, though.

  • The Battletoads ending isn't that bad, I thinks it's fine. At least it didn't show a single black screen displaying just the words "YOU WON!" on it. This ending of the game actually showed a cutscene!

  • Such a f***in hard game to beat... and then, you have this crap ending!

  • There's a running joke that "I Wanna Be The Guy" was based on Battletoads. But the joke fails as less than 12 people on the planet have beaten Battletoads before (without cheating or using HAX!).

  • Dude if you beat this and uploaded this to ScrewAttack your get EVERY ScrewAttack DVD EVA

  • the game always froze on me on after that jetskiing level! so mad

  • I remember this game FUCKING HARD, but fun as hell when I beat it finally I nearly screamed at the top of my lungs...it was hard and I did it on the normal Nes too :]

  • Nobody would be able to see this ending without the internet. this game is as hard as me at 2 am after having a sex dream of megan fox

  • LOL she could kill you when she dies I would be so pissed

  • That game was too hard.

  • This game has an ending?

  • Join to Hamachi

    Hamachi server name: Battletoads NES

    Hamachi server password: rash

  • this had to be the most difficult game ive ever played

  • @festum666

    Is this the new battletaodes for the wii ??? how to order?

  • I only played BattleToads/Double Dragons, and I barely ever got past that bike part.

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  • Oh, wow. This ending is completely worth what I had to endure.

    Thanks, TradeWest.

  • IT HAS AN ENDING!?

  • you guys now this is the hardest game on the nes (real the hardest game on the nes i mean it)

  • @TheGlenn8 I stil think teenage mutant ninja turtles holds this honor

  • Man...all this time tryin to beat that god awful wind tunnel stage and dis is it?!?!? As Cartman would say...LAME!!!

  • If that's the ending that was waiting for me? I'm glad I gave up on this hard ass bitch of a game.

  • well, the ending. like the beginning, is at least better in the NES version than in the Genesis one. I have to say though--when it comes to graphics, gameplay and sound--the Genesis version can't be beat!

  • wow... that's dissapointing lol

  • @xxarionisawesomexx Mainly because of boss music still playing?

  • i cant belive i made it to the 7th level when i was 8 on sega mega drive....omfg i was amazing, now im trying , and i cant even get pass level 3...fail

  • hardest game ever made and the ending sucks. Wow.......now I dont care if I ever beat it. They should have added a few extra cutscenes with the Rash and the Dark Queen or something.

  • @mopbrothers yeah, mega-lame ending for a game that'll take you 200 hrs of play time to defeat! i've beaten easier games with way better endings! now i'm glad my bro and i didn't waste our time getting past the first half of the game! X)

  • Hey is that music in the very beginning from Mario RPG? From walking in that lost forest right?

  • @Tigerof  Yep!

  • @Tigerof yes it is

  • WORST

  • I loved the Battletoads 'n Double Dragon.

    I loved the Battletoads arcade...

    But Battletoads for NES sucks so hard that if it would be possible to suck your testicles out of your dick, this game would do it.

    Usually I like the challenge and difficulty but when the challenge and difficulty is based on memorizing and pixel perfect trial and erroring... It just plain suck.

    Only reason why people possibly think that this game might be good is because of the two first stages.

    It had potential...

  • i agree Battlemaniacs was very Very difficult, but it was'nt imposible. what i liked most about the game was the music. Rare did and amazing job, i would love to have the level tracks on my iPod

  • Well, I haven't tried the SNES version so I can't really say much about that one.

  • I always got stuck on the ice stage (level 5?) unless I took the warp on level 3... good times. :)

  • I finally beat this godforsaken game after 15 years! I had to save every 2 seconds though, I don't know how anybody could beat this game regular on the nes.

  • When ever I call gamestop and ask for this game they get mad and yell at me, why?

  • this is the hardest game in the videogame history..

  • Yup, anybody who can beat this without cheats is extremely gifted or has no life besides battletoads day and night 24/7.

  • hahahaha you are right

  • You're so right.... I spent about a year in 1992 just trying to get past the damn speeder level..... 2-player was impossible...

  • i agree, 2 player on the bikes was imposible... i would always think i was my brothers bike and crash! they made that level a lot easer on Battlemaniacs

  • Very few gamers ever made it past level 3, let alone level 12. This was definitely one of the hardest NES games but it was also one of the most fun, and certainly one of the most original.

  • the genesis version had the difficuloty toned down. its the NES version that is very very hard.

  • seriously they need to make a new battletoads..

  • mabye gamestop wont get mad if you ask about that.

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  • I see you got past level 3.

  • THAT'S IT? WAAAAT? after weeks of playing, that's all I would fucking shoot the tv with the zapper than make the NES eat the AC.... wooow...

  • OMG. After countless hours of trial&error that's what you get? A dumb final boss

    (which looks pretty hot on the Genesis version) who spins around and who is so easy to beat? Where's the satisfaction you get for beating the game?

  • the satisfaction is IN YOUR HEART dude

  • Peeeeace duuuuude. Feel the satisfaction dude... Look into your heart... You'll see it...

  • your fucking weird saying a girl from a genesis game is hot thats fucked up

  • >genesis game

    >(nes) ending

    laughingelfman.jpg

  • WTF that's the ending? That was one of the hardest games ever on nes....

  • HMHM Dark Queen is sexist bebe in NES games :)

  • tray it first

  • this game gave me over 9000 smiles and over 9000 laughs

  • it took me 2 years to finsh this a nd i'm good at these but castlevania i finshed in a week I HATE THIS GAME it's the most fustrating game and reveiwers are fustrated on this game

  • Proud victor of NES Battletoads here! And, yes, I wanted to punch a hole through my TV when I saw this bullshit of an ending to the hardest game I've ever played.

  • If you think that is bullshit.

    You should checkout the Sega Genesis/Mega Drive version's ending.

  • With a notable difference being the Genesis' Battletoads was about 100 times easier to beat, so the ending wasn't as much of an epic letdown.

  • True the Genesis version was a lot more easier.

  • Yeah, most NES endings were weak, after all the work you put into them!

  • But the gameplay was unbeatable in almost all of them! That's why NES and Snes, and other retro consoles are so awesome!

  • if I could beat this without the game genie, i wouldn't care if the ending sucked... i'd just be glad I was good enough to beat it in the first place..!

  • Battletoads is rated to be The Worlds most difficult game. Only a few people in the whole damn world have ever beaten it without the game genie. Is this with or without the game genie?

  • Lol, after finally managing to beat this awesome game I was expecting something better then this; but I wasn't mad in the end! :D

  • Battletoads would have been far bigger commercially if the INSANE difficulty level was tweaked the Gameboy version of Battletoads is slightly easier and one of the best games i have EVER played.

  • Can't wait for this to come out on the Wii

  • "There's nothing like a sweet smell of success to clear out those clogged sinuses!"

    0_o

  • You get a box not full of pizza!

  • You, sir, for finishing this game, win.. (a lot)..

    Prize will be announced by the next comment poster

  • never beat it but even know i didnt do it i still enjoyed this game

  • Not hard? Have you ever played the original Castlevania? That game was hard, not impossible but just between challenging hard and making you want to chew on the controller hard.

    But those were the old days yes when games were still original and fun to play with friends seeing as you would both suck so much.

    Now we get to choose between Space marine #50 and Space marine #51 the original thing about em? One doesn't wear a helmet.

  • I have castlevania and Battletoads, Both hard yes, but Castlevania is rated to be the worlds 8th hardest game and Battletoads number 1. If you want, I could send you the video declaring this.

  • I could never beat her because I was too busy masturbating to her.

  • LOL!

  • The Dark Queen is so hot. I bet her pussy tastes like cherries and her tight bunghole tastes like Swiss chocolate

  • This game cost me 3 entire years to finish on the NES. From my 7th Birthday till my 10th this game busted my nuts before I finally beat the crap out of this thing, I broke 5 controllers playing it. And you get rewarded with this kind of mind numbing stupidity.

    Anyway I heard Battle toads is coming out for the Wii. However the impossible difficulty will probably be set back so hard even a retarded inbred dog could finish the game as is with almost every platformer coming out these days.

  • No battletoads is not really coming out for the Wii I was joking. Just stating that almost all platformers coming out now can never match the games I grew up with where you needed to be a psychotically-paranoid-button-­smashing-super-human-with-the-­ability-to-see-2-levels-into-t­he-future-where-you-still-get-­brutally-eviscerated-all-over-­the-ceiling-but-never-give-up to finish games.

  • Exactly! I was 6 when the NES first came out. My biggest challenge (and FAVORITE NES game) was G.U.N Smoke...A masterpiece in it's own respect. My friend and I got to the final boss after WEEKS of playing this 6 stage game only to find out that once you gun down the final boss, he gets back up and goes ape shit! That was when we were 7 or 8. I FINALLY beat it right before I met my Ex wife at age 25! Now THAT'S a HARD game.I could beat it w/ my eyes closed now...Not the point, though.

  • But, yeah....Those were the days when games were fun, and "pull your hair out" impossibly hard. Remember Wizards and Warriors? Or Ironsword? Awesome games too.

  • Not hard though, just fun.

  • LoL they never got the princess into the ship xD

  • One of the 1st toads back into the ship was carrying her.

    BTW what a crap ending for such a hard ass game.

  • the princess sucks!! I'll stick with the Dark Queen!!!

  • alright yo played this when i was a kid busted it out two days ago the levels are all pattern and rythem with the music 1st lvl knock teh crap outta the pigs quick jump up on teh hill and warp to car lvl

    car lvl thats all rythem so but when u hit the green checkpoint count 4 walls appear at the bottom of teh track and try and run into the 5th one coz theres a warp there into the snake pit..

  • snake pit u do teh 1st part(reli easy) then on the 1st snake in the 2nd part as it goes up and starts to move across screen again jump off the head avoid the spikes and run into a warp to surf city easy as

    surf city is just a lvl to get all the 1ups if u know were they r (tip for surf city rat boss) stand in the corner with the stick then when he tries and jumps on u move and just keep hittin him with the stick he dies easy next is the lift lvl BAH

  • this level u just have to get good at and is quite easy once ur use to it people playin two players will fail on this lvl haha

    next is teh vent lvl...GOOD LUCK all i can say is U CAN HIT THE STUFF IN THE WATER ATTACKING YOU once u complete it once u can do it and maybe die once if that next lvl is RAT RACE hurts ur fingers double tappin srpint every sencond but its a frusterating as fuck lvl all i can say is its not impossible just keep trying

    after that is rollercoaster lvl

  • and rollercoaster lvl i cant even get past the 4th corner so meh ur on ur own lol

  • Did anyone else find the dark queen to be way hotter than the princess?

  • Most people use the Mega Warp in the second room of it, it's not too tough to get to.

  • this ain't much better than the SEGA ending...

    but I agree with pollo that all you care about after a game like this is that it's DONE

  • its ALOT better than the sega ending

  • rofl @ the ropes coming out a ship like that

  • I remember this game, it was/is impossible to finish... and the two player option was just a nightmare.

  • Memory and repetition basically. Play that stage a hundred times and I'm sure anyone can beat it.

  • @Artificialraven

    Gotta get to that stage first lol

  • HOW DID YOU GET THIS FAR?!!

    um... is it all right that that pixelated Dark Queen is pretty hot?

  • Game genie? ;)

  • Wasn't battletoads in battlemaniacs a prequel to this? Then you have the battletoads/double dragon game, the gameboy version & finally the arcade game. Hmmm... Can't wait to try the arcade version in mame that must be awesome!

  • Don't forget that there is a gamegear and genesis game for battletoads and there is a battletoads/doubledragon for genesis also. Those guys sure get around.

  • They knew that nobody was gonna beat the game, so they gave it a very shitty ending.

  • but like an arcade game, you dont care what the ending is,

    its over is all thats passing through your head

  • Lol, Took me almost 12 years of my life to get past the SpeederBikes on Level 2.. :S

    I love this game tho.. very fun

  • SHADOWY MARGINS

  • I never got past the jet ski part.

  • me neither lol

  • lol...yeah this game was soo hard. i never did beat it.

  • I'm convinced that the only way you can beat this game is with the game genie, and even then its fucking hard as balls.

  • 1 of the hardest nes games ever i only beat it with 2 player

  • I preordered Battletoads for the wii! this game is awesome, but gamestop never has it in stock, you gotta keep calling them.

  • OH MY GOD! you beat battletoads?!? You're my hero!!!!!!!!1

  • this reminds me of ballerina frogs lol.

    i want this game on wii

  • It is out on Wii

    Just call your local GameStop and ask for it.

  • i loved the speed bike part on this game. congrats on beating it. I never could. this was one of the funnest yet most difficult games to master in its day.

  • I've beaten this game too

  • You deserve an award for beating the game!

  • grats on beating it! But what is that version of Geno's Woods at the beginning of the video? It sounds nice. :3

  • Thanks for watching. Thats a custom remix of the song made specifically for my videos, you can only find it on my channel, clicking my website link and going to the "Other Videos" section.

  • Cool, thank you. ^_^

  • battletoads 2 is so awesome.

  • i beat Dark Quean only in Battletoads 2 i played as jimmy

  • 1 Super Mario 3, 2 Megaman 2, 3 ninja gaiden II, 4 Castlevania III, 5 Zelda ,6 Bucky O'Hare, 7 Battletoads, 8 Double Dragon II , 9 Turtles ninja II, 10 Rescue Rangers , 11 Contra, 12 Punch Out, 13 River city, 14 Gremlins 2,15 Kirby, 16 a nightmare on elm street, 17 Super mario 2 ,18 Dragon warrior IV, 19 Super mario 1, 20 tetris. There are many good games like Final Fantasy, Gauntlet, 1943, gradius, rad racer, adventure island, etc. By the way I think that the all megaman games are cool.

  • BUT WHEN IS NEXT TIME!!!!!!!!!!!

  • battletoads in battlemaniacs

  • @ SuperCruiser: What the hell is your problem? Calm down, you fuckin' troll!

  • thats it? D: not worth the hundreds of hours trying to beat the game

  • i remember being a kid and thinking the cutscenes in this game were awesome, i loved that space ship, but it was hard as hell, don't think i ever got past the 3rd or 4th level

  • Damn I could never get past the stage late in the game where you drive a bike along a set path and that ball thing chases you that was it for me. BTW is it me or is the evil chick damn hot?

  • Yo Foderahead, about the Dark Queen, she is a hot piece of villainous ass! Why is it that evil chicks are always the hottest ones.

  • im confused is battle taods originally a video game or a cartoon

  • This is game definitely the hardest game of all time - without question

  • yeah, no doubt

  • is this battletoads?

  • battletaddes

  • This was the hardest game of all time.