You're right. You don't look like a Monkey, you look like a freaking elephant. Please just stop right now. This video made me violently sick and you will be paying for the doctor bill
Humans didn´t came from monkeys? Okay, we are clear. Nobody ever said we came from monkeys. We evolved TO monkeys! :D I never understood why people have a problem with that.
im really hoping this is satire. i mean the pics you chose for humans arent really good considering they are VERY simialar to the monkey/ape pictures you grouped them with. so not really helping your case what so ever. also how is it more offensive to be called an animal than to say you were made from dirt? in my opinion being called dirt would be worse but whatever. And lastly men and women have the same number of ribs. if you did find a women to let you count them you would know this.
we have two fewer chromosomes than the apes. That would mean that two chromosomes from the apes must have gotten fused. I could go into detail, but Chromosome number 2 pretty much demonstrates where the fusion took place... this pretty much proves evolution. Seriously though, stop this Creationist bullshit. Go read a science textbook or something.
it is impossible for an organism to gain or lose a chromosome you idiot. and even if it did, it would never be able to reproduce due to the mutation. I really wonder if atheists were born dumb or taught to be retarded
no retard. a organism can lose a chromosome, but that will likely bring an end to the specie (even though its slightly different, you can compare what i just said to males losing there genes)
i said that the chromosome combined, retard. no wonder you are styill arguing that humans didnt come from monkeys, you are too fucking stupid to understand that scientists arent even trying to claim that
no, you just think that its impossible... then again, Christians think a lot of things and should be ignored as much as possible. after all, your iq is by average, 5.8 less than ours
lol, apperantly those dumb asses that think they originated from monkeys are smarter than people who originated from god :)
seriously, have u ever witnessed chromosomes fusing? no. and besides. the bible has more proof than evolution does. even charles darwin claimed that it was wrong. and my I.Q. is 141. compared to yours which is about 40.
well, have you ever seen humans being formed out of dirt? and now you are judjing my iq? seriously, you are a retard- or perhaps you missed the part where i said that the "average" iq of a Christian is less than that of an atheist.
(again, go do some research on chromosome number 2)
btw, the bible is complete bullshit. it even tries to claim that rainbows are all made by god to remind people of how they should eat xD (im sure even *you* know how rainbows are formed)
you are right one day god said " everything just come to existance" and blood flesh plants shit rocks water sun hair nails sweat salt shit bones shit just appeared from nothing
you really need to watch the discovery channel. Monkeys and humans are over 90% similar in every way genetically. You keep mixing faith and fact. You are a stubborn idiot
You're right, you aren't a chimpanzee, or a monkey, or a baboon, or any other kind of ape. You are a human.
Evolution does not state we are apes, it states that we descended from the same ancestors as apes.
It's like someone saying "I'm not my sister, don't call me my sister, we're not the same person"... well they'd be right, but there would be similarities, considering that you and your sister would come from the same parents.
It's the same thing with humans and apes, just magnified
Once again you have presented irrefutable evidence, David. But, I have to admit, I couldn't tell the difference between the gorilla and the human you presented at 02:07. Need more evidence? Monkeys don't drink straight whiskey, and obviously humans do. By the way, nice workout routine, David.
We are mammals. We do look very much like "apes" not monkeys. Our bodies have much in common. Why does it not suprise me your a drunk? You have pickled your brain. Your reasoning is absurd.
I too casually lift weights to show off my massive fucking guns to my youtube audience, while casually discussing how many chicks I pick up weekly. Really? There are 7 days in a week, so 3 of those days you find yourself at home with an underaged girl. 3 out of 7? Someone's doing well for himself. And that isn't even your entire haul, just the ones you can't tap! So we're to assume you get women to come to your house 3 or more times a week. I have Catch 22 lying on my couch facing the camera too
hahahahahahahahha a human baby.....ahahahhaahahhahahah... THIS IS WHAT A HUMAN BABY LOOKS LIKE.... awesome...
gilligan80 1 week ago
U r an uneducated baboon.
BritTorres08 1 week ago
You're right. You don't look like a Monkey, you look like a freaking elephant. Please just stop right now. This video made me violently sick and you will be paying for the doctor bill
CielHere 3 months ago
TROLL FACE!!!!! well played sir.
ErichJSanford 10 months ago
Humans didn´t came from monkeys? Okay, we are clear. Nobody ever said we came from monkeys. We evolved TO monkeys! :D I never understood why people have a problem with that.
Noxilein2008 1 year ago
im really hoping this is satire. i mean the pics you chose for humans arent really good considering they are VERY simialar to the monkey/ape pictures you grouped them with. so not really helping your case what so ever. also how is it more offensive to be called an animal than to say you were made from dirt? in my opinion being called dirt would be worse but whatever. And lastly men and women have the same number of ribs. if you did find a women to let you count them you would know this.
xynth101088 1 year ago
lmao rolf
tbcslayer 2 years ago
so funny, good impressionation dude.
LovaBoij 2 years ago
we have two fewer chromosomes than the apes. That would mean that two chromosomes from the apes must have gotten fused. I could go into detail, but Chromosome number 2 pretty much demonstrates where the fusion took place... this pretty much proves evolution. Seriously though, stop this Creationist bullshit. Go read a science textbook or something.
CrossHeart79 2 years ago
it is impossible for an organism to gain or lose a chromosome you idiot. and even if it did, it would never be able to reproduce due to the mutation. I really wonder if atheists were born dumb or taught to be retarded
0rophere 2 years ago
no retard. a organism can lose a chromosome, but that will likely bring an end to the specie (even though its slightly different, you can compare what i just said to males losing there genes)
i said that the chromosome combined, retard. no wonder you are styill arguing that humans didnt come from monkeys, you are too fucking stupid to understand that scientists arent even trying to claim that
CrossHeart79 2 years ago
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0rophere 2 years ago
no, you just think that its impossible... then again, Christians think a lot of things and should be ignored as much as possible. after all, your iq is by average, 5.8 less than ours
lol, apperantly those dumb asses that think they originated from monkeys are smarter than people who originated from god :)
CrossHeart79 2 years ago 2
seriously, have u ever witnessed chromosomes fusing? no. and besides. the bible has more proof than evolution does. even charles darwin claimed that it was wrong. and my I.Q. is 141. compared to yours which is about 40.
0rophere 2 years ago
well, have you ever seen humans being formed out of dirt? and now you are judjing my iq? seriously, you are a retard- or perhaps you missed the part where i said that the "average" iq of a Christian is less than that of an atheist.
(again, go do some research on chromosome number 2)
btw, the bible is complete bullshit. it even tries to claim that rainbows are all made by god to remind people of how they should eat xD (im sure even *you* know how rainbows are formed)
CrossHeart79 2 years ago
please do your research, please dont make me start posting evidence that, their chromosomes fused/or might have fused (in your case)
CrossHeart79 2 years ago
mmm do you even think at all?, and let me tell u, in order to know you IQ you have to do a real IQ test not those tests on myspace that ask you
"If you had 5 apples and ate three how many do you have left"
metalmusi 2 years ago
you are right one day god said " everything just come to existance" and blood flesh plants shit rocks water sun hair nails sweat salt shit bones shit just appeared from nothing
metalmusi 2 years ago
Finally. Someone speaks about it. Thank You for proving that I was tiered of people stating that we were monkeys.
madeinleb02 3 years ago
You compound fool and moron very effectively.
You shall be known as a foron!
Proletariat12 2 years ago
watch these videos stoned xD so fucking great!
ya19375 3 years ago
I find it hilarious people actually think you're serious.
ichp00ndu 3 years ago 4
That's YouTube for you.
MostFamousDavid 3 years ago
wtf! is that a bottle of jack daniels?
vivalacobra2003 3 years ago
Yes.
MostFamousDavid 3 years ago
@MostFamousDavid lol did you mess up lines and have to drink a bottle of jack for every take?
TheFrankDive 1 year ago
you really need to watch the discovery channel. Monkeys and humans are over 90% similar in every way genetically. You keep mixing faith and fact. You are a stubborn idiot
papameiz 3 years ago 2
You are resorting to ad hominem attacks because it is you who is the stubborn idiot.
MostFamousDavid 3 years ago
You're right, you aren't a chimpanzee, or a monkey, or a baboon, or any other kind of ape. You are a human.
Evolution does not state we are apes, it states that we descended from the same ancestors as apes.
It's like someone saying "I'm not my sister, don't call me my sister, we're not the same person"... well they'd be right, but there would be similarities, considering that you and your sister would come from the same parents.
It's the same thing with humans and apes, just magnified
TwoFourHoser 3 years ago 4
My sister is dead.
MostFamousDavid 3 years ago
Is this a joke?
ArmorPierce 3 years ago
Once again you have presented irrefutable evidence, David. But, I have to admit, I couldn't tell the difference between the gorilla and the human you presented at 02:07. Need more evidence? Monkeys don't drink straight whiskey, and obviously humans do. By the way, nice workout routine, David.
HealthySkeptic 3 years ago
Wow healthySkeptic your right! Do you think that it was a huge pile of dust? ;)
lismrrs 3 years ago
We are mammals. We do look very much like "apes" not monkeys. Our bodies have much in common. Why does it not suprise me your a drunk? You have pickled your brain. Your reasoning is absurd.
Skorianpds 3 years ago
I too casually lift weights to show off my massive fucking guns to my youtube audience, while casually discussing how many chicks I pick up weekly. Really? There are 7 days in a week, so 3 of those days you find yourself at home with an underaged girl. 3 out of 7? Someone's doing well for himself. And that isn't even your entire haul, just the ones you can't tap! So we're to assume you get women to come to your house 3 or more times a week. I have Catch 22 lying on my couch facing the camera too
Turl5 3 years ago
Oh, the overage girls are a choir in and of themselves too.
MostFamousDavid 3 years ago
LOL!!!!!!!!! Just stumbled on your videos, hilarious, almost as funny as the atheists who think you're serious.
ReadBetweenTehLines 3 years ago
Thank you for saying so.
MostFamousDavid 3 years ago
so your "proof" that humans havent evolved is that youre willing to touch up little girls? right.......
geofffrank 3 years ago
I think you're only hearing what you want to hear.
MostFamousDavid 3 years ago
Powerful. Indisputable.
somebuddycool 3 years ago
haha legend
wrestlingwoody 3 years ago