Eating a FAT SANDWICH

[TheNaebyrd]

is it bad that i considered trying it/daring a friend to try it when he said it was delicious?

[SaraSoulSister]

thanks for laughing at my pain sweeitie.. ur helping a lot..

[alohaette]

I personally thought a fat sandwich would have less protein...

[GreenFloyd12]

I think White Bread vs. White Bread is the choice of least impact when preparing a Fat Sandwich.

[rubzlovespancakes]

Proving once again that as long as something is sweet, fat and salty, we will eat it, and love it... =P

[ilovesarahhayford]

Why have I watched this video seven times?

[VickyImoet]

It's shortening, sugar, and strawberry flavor. What's not to like?

[KarmaTheLoudMouth]

lol the Yeti

"I'm worried that you're going to like it!"

[funnypets456]

You told us to, so John:

You look fat in this video.

-3 A Nerdfighter. DFTBA!

[jasmlim]

I come back just to watch the old punishment videos... they're just so funny! John seems to generally have worst/funnier punishments compared to Hank.

[ThousandTimesBefore]

@jasmlim I think that could be because he's the older brother... I have several younger siblings and they tend to be a lot meaner to me than I am to them. Perhaps because the older sibling tries to protect the younger one, even if it's obviously not always appreciated ;).

[mthsbandrocks]

Now I kinda want to make a fat sandwich and just eat one bite of it.

[mthsbandrocks]

I'm watching a New York Times #1 best selling author eat a sandwich made of crisco and protein powder.

OH YOUTUBE.

[vidkid42]

you had a soda with that? really? wow. that seems like more pain than you really needed to subject yourself to, there.

[poehlerbear91]

The things you do for us, John.

[Vix847]

The Yeti's voice is so silky.

[bigguy1028]

Nerdfighteria is like the Yeti. We love John, we would do anything for John, and we laugh at his pain.

[dhubigh]

and 8 months later, this moron eating a fat sandwich, became a dad.

[nuclearthreat545]

WTF

[Jeffylube1337]

I forgot that you guys used to have an intro.

[matskeez]

thank god for editing

[24Pianist]

2:10 - Famous last words...

[faye4815]

the Yeti has a hot voice

[PollyBreedDumb]

Ah Yeti, how wrong you were.

[MrSpazzyunicorn]

why is there so much pprotein gone when

 else did u eat it

[InfiniteTim]

@MrSpazzyunicorn A lot of times, that's how much you get. So deceiving, I know.

[funnypets456]

Hey. John. You look fat in this video. :)

[KatrinaSantos34]

Oh, John. That is NOT how you measure lard.

[pbjellybeanful]

"Because, ya know, I'm watching my figure." AHA cute John, cute.

[JellyBaby3579]

this NEVER gets old...

[Ignelux]

John with the Fat Sandwish is like me with vegetable lasagna. It looks gross, the first few bites are delicious, then they get progressively worse. And then I vomit.

Fortunately for me, I don't have a nation of people waiting for me to finish my meal :P

[applekat1312]

and so you drink a dr. pepper to make it better

[bekahbooks]

I don't know why, but I really like the way John says "what's your new fear?" It's sweet.

[ClaireLaBear11]

Why is the tin of strawberry protein already half empty?

[cconroy11]

@ClaireLaBear11 cause it was cheaper

[ThePotterhead94]

@ClaireLaBear11 SO MUCH STRAWBERRY (strawberry hill wine...SEE?!)

[cocosnow13]

I feel like I have a connection with John because I he's wearing a Columbia t-shirt, and I'm wearing a Columbia hoodie.

[xsadandalonex]

you should do more of these!!

[LamanKnight]

John, your most painful experience is eating a blender-ized Happy Meal?

Ask the Yeti how it felt to bring Henry to the world. :P

[DblYewTeaEph]

That.....is 1 kick ass kitchen you got there dude. >_>

[rachinapotter]

Watching this video helped me learn i laugh like a drowning person. heegh heegh heegh

[moneyyea96]

John, there is a rule for cooking in the kitchen... Called: Don't put your equipment on the stove when cooking... You could'a burned the house down... xD

[pbjellybeanful]

"I got the wheat buns, because, ya know, I'm watching my figure." Best thing you have ever said, In the world.

[MrGurthanthoclops]

I searched "eating fat"

[LauraDaysSmiles]

the days that John Green was.... chubby heheh :)

[TheHelkai]

the yeti sounds so so so so adorable.

[pbjellybeanful]

"BABY MAKE ME A FAT SANDWICH. STRAWBERRY FLAVORED PLEASE!" They're so cute.

[pbjellybeanful]

I love how the yeti keeps laughing during this video :D she seems so sweet

[Valdrag]

It was probably gross at the end because the fat cooled and thuckened

[bluepinkyellogreen]

THE YETI SPEAKS

[WaterEngel4]

Oh man, the things you do to yourself, John...

[LoyalFreak4ever]

Wait until your child sees this John! Then he'll really know what his father's like!!! :D

[IcarusPantheon]

John, doing epic meal time before it was cool. Such a literary hipster. :3

[gleekyleek]

People are more interested in The Yeti's melodious voice than John's punishment/throwing up/finding it delicious etc.

[TheKatsProductions]

what did the yeti do when you threw up?

[crimsoncandycake]

favouriting the video to listen to the Yeti's voice ALL THE YEARS <3

[PandaCatHat]

Can I marry The Yeti's voice please? It's beautiful, I have no idea why I like it so much I just do!! ♥

[bellbell127]

the yeti should have nerrated teh fault in our stars

[HappyEnding72]

Looks like cat food.

[carbonatedcheese]

this is just as painful to watch now as the first time i saw it.

[ocelotofwonder]

this was the first vlogbrothers video I saw... so that was a weird first impression

[sesshypuppysbff]

That.... Looks absolutely disgusting...

[neeeeves]

I love that you're drinking DIET dr. pepper and WHEAT buns with your fat sandwich.

[LifeIsMiraculous]

Why is your strawberry flavoured protein already half empty, what else did you use it for? 0_0

[vixenchild333]

I kinda wanna try it

[Iyellatrocks]

I love the Yetis voice. It is amazing, I'd like to meet or at least see her.. :)

[survivalgun]

do these more please

[cynthiayl12]

i REALLY like the yeti's voice, but i don't know why..

[FlargTheKitty]

@cynthiayl12 It is quite lovely and soothing, isn't it?

[SemisonicNerdfighter]

@cynthiayl12 See that amount of cuteness cuased a number of audio issues

[Valdrag]

@cynthiayl12 Probably because she has a pretty voice, combined with the fact that we get so excited with the proof of her existance.

[KatisStrophic]

@cynthiayl12 To substitute her face.

[FunnyCoolMonkey264]

@cynthiayl12 I agree. She has a really nice voice.

[cynthiayl12]

@cynthiayl12 Oh my. That's a lot of thumbs up :O

[ziggypwner]

@cynthiayl12 Apparently you don't like grammar, and don't know why. It should be:

I really like the Yeti's voice, but I don't know why...

[cynthiayl12]

@ziggypwner I know, lack of capitalization. I regret it. I used to not capitalize. I apologize for any distress I may have caused you.

[ziggypwner]

@cynthiayl12 Wow, evolution of the Margot

[ThePotterhead94]

@cynthiayl12 because we don't know what she looks like =]

[jackcanthink]

@ThePotterhead94 We have all seen The Yeti. She is on facebook.

[ThePotterhead94]

@jackcanthink uh well i didn't know this...

[ImperialGeorge]

I have no idea why... but watching this always makes me hungry. :P

[Monkeyfro4]

God he has a nice range

[Timmytime178]

love this video but the health food ad on the side was the highlight of my day

[michele7656]

My parents have the same stove at their house! I know this sounds incredibly creepy, but I feel like you're in my family now. Hahaha. :)

[Wariowaftfart]

your wife's voice is so soothing and calming John. I know wierd right?

[scholar5212]

You should really show this in health classes under the title of "What's really in that burger."

[MissGreenDay17]

That looks like cat food D:



[sk8rKim]

LOLOL with a diet dr pepper!!

[ShuiYueSketchbook]

Why do men find Vomit so entertaining???

[Pearlgirl28]

I never realized it before, but it is slightly jarring to see rooms in John's house other than the one in which he makes videos. Its almost as if he has a life outside of Youtube.

[GeorgiaGrier28]

"baby, make me a fat sandwich!"

lmao:)

[rollielopez]

the girl that is recording sounds hot...im new to the vlogbrothers, dont judge me

[datalaforge]

The Yeti has a nice voice.

[VideosOfJordan]

:/ kinda wanted to see him puke :P

[potterlife1]

i am going to ry a fat sandwich now.

[artyfarty1996]

Is it weird that I'm hungry now?

[chesecakeMW]

You should make a video with all the different title sequences. 

[jrpgsuperfan]

hes getting powerful!

[jcathomas]

And this... is when John's gallbladder started rejecting itself.

[morsvir]

@jcathomas I hate/love having a thought, then seeing it on the comments. Nerdfighter-hive-mind.

[jcathomas]

@morsvir  We rock <3

[alicenwonderland745]

I knew I wasn't the only one who found crisco to be disgusting!

[guaraninequarantine]

I love how he gets the wheat buns because he's watching his figure, but he is eating a sandwich made out of pretty much pure fat.

[miekelittlcrazy]

the protine thing was almost empty

how did that happen.... ???

[MsWasteland101]

I giggled when measuring krisco fat for a pie. Like hysterically. All i could weeze was "it's sooo wrong!"

[spiderweaver2]

That's a really nice kitchen.

[thinkingmuffins2]

it looks like a krabby patty from sponge bob

[SSdetectiveagency]

I love the tagline for 'cooking with John'

[ProgressiveBoink]

"For the first two bites, it was delicious - and then I puked."

That fits beautifully with the description - fast food is delicious and then it destroys you.

[SerebiiMuk]

this video isn't helping that BEER BELLY

[littlemissspunk]

I have a very sensitive stomach and vomited around the same time John did. I feel your pain, Sir Green.

[edbassmaster1fan]

Sittng things on the stove... tisk tisk..

[djpj22]

"Thanks for laughing at my pain sweetie" =P

[macattack32623]

What will Henry think of his parents?

[funnypets456]

I know you want to know, so John: You look particularly fat in this video.

[DrSuckow]

he should have melted the fat first then added the other stuff

[CountryGirlColby]

I feel accomplished. I have the exact same knives as John Green ^^

[NummyCookie]

Love the Yeti's laughing.

[batsh1tnutz]

BABYYY WILL YOU MAKE ME A FAT SANDWICH?

[lsuchik93]

was he washing it down with a beer?

[SarahCuda14]

Diet Dr. Pepper: official beverage of Nerdfighteria

[theubiquitousgirl]

HONEY, MAKE ME A FAT SANDWICH!

OH, AND STRAWBERRY FLAVORED, PLEASE!

[mskillzeee]

I'm watching this with a completely empty stomach, so this looks somewhat appetizing :|

[devonriley415]

The Yeti has a pretty voice :}

[ZyxthePest]

The JD Salinger of our generation people...

[rainbowdrinkemo]

DELICIOUS FAT SANDWICH

[KittiMitties]

"Cooking with John: The show where we make and eat disgusting things!"

EpicMealTime copied you John.

[andrineslife]

I've never actually eaten a fast food burger, and this makes me not want to.

[ReKrisB]

You poor man *laughs hysterically*

[ircuteskitty]

it looked like cat food

[arsenalo14]

3:18 what does this remind me of? Oh yeah, the peep face.

[xZexionIenzox]

... Sitting here eating a sandwich while watching this. The instant he gagged, I had to throw it away.

[LizzieBananas]

I've just realized, all of John's food challenges consist of disgusting sandwiches...

[Rayne0804]

damnit, john, i had food in my mouth when you said "baby, make me a fat sandwich! strawberry flavored, please!"

[13cmwright99]

Dude i have the same plate :o

[Froggdude000]

Why does The Yeti not want to be on camera? She sounds like a wife to be proud of.

[Thecrazypeeples]

@Froggdude000 John is afraid we can't handle the cuteness. But you can see her on google if you search them!

[MrMinVik]

yeti sounds hot

[dearcatherinee]

I hope to find a marriage like this some day.

[vidaminfeeder2]

@dearcatherinee you dont want that.. trust me you dont want a wife being ok with you staying home all day every day women like men that are good with their hands and minds trust me  if a wife is okay with being home all day that is bad

[flowerswithering]

@vidaminfeeder2 Way to enforce gender roles, sir. (And keep in mind, that is sarcastic.) If my husband were happy and cutting his slack in housework/yard work and providing enough money to cover his share of the bills (which, given their very nice house, I'm assuming John Green does), my husband could sit at home and play Minecraft all day if that is what he really, really wanted. Saying "a wife wants" is generalizing every woman into one category and we are people, too. A+, dude.

[LifenProse]

@vidaminfeeder2 So you speak for

Every. Single. Woman. On. Earth.

????

you know nothing about what women want.

[vidaminfeeder2]

@LifenProse especially with a hairstyle he has and never shaves hmm well i guess you are no diffrent than him

[MrMcPillowf]

@dearcatherinee where your wife/husband to film you eating disgusting stuff?

[dearcatherinee]

@dearcatherinee I'm the top comment on a VlogBrothers video. I feel famous.

[FoReVeRcRaZification]

i GOTTA try this

[faithvamp]

Wow i think ist not so good for you digestion, be very careful. because some mixed food will create chemical reaction and you stomec will not like it.

[bigfish0886]

You must now purchase the Fat Sandwich Distortion Pedal from Way Huge!!!

[rachelsaunicorn]

The Yeti sounds pretty.

[LostDecimal]

That there is a 100% authentic wasicu sandwich!

[evergonge]

in england we eat fat and bread all the time when we roast beef we eat the fat that pours out of the meat we call it a mucky fat sandwich!! it tastes like a fine pate but a little more richer

[TheSzczczczPANIC]

@evergonge much like this, in Poland it is common place to spread lard (like, cold and solid fat) on bread and eat it like a sandwich, Actually, it is very good!

[TheSzczczczPANIC]

@evergonge much like this, in Poland it is common place to spread lard (like, cold and solid fat) on bread and eat it like a sandwich, Actually, it is very good! especially on a dark bread and if the lard has some bits of bacon in it... oh gosh Poland. Why do you eat that?!

[evergonge]

@TheSzczczczPANIC i've eaten its called slamec right?? a polish friend from work brought some in for me too try its nice just like pate, you eat it with polish bread and salt and sometimes paprika

[Hollieiscool22]

hauk,

[grandchildofchaos]

We love you to, John.

[emilycaroline9]

You have stuff on the other burners... That is so unsafe...

[singlexfilexisxlove]

He stops and pukes and then, "Alright, back to it!" HA

Aw, his face at 3:34

[blackgoddess123]

im gagging throughout this whole thing

[aziangr1]

i like the yeti's voice. and she sounds intelligent. and it's good.

[janinabnm]

we love you too john

[TANYADROPS]

John green i love you!

[Scarface25ify]

Haha sweet video

[emyblueish]

I have that same plate!!!!

[Ecce2295]

I love the way he says "I love you nerdfighters" as if he's dying:)

[awfullyrandom]

@Ecce2295 He loves us so damn much....

[igotyourmoney23]

the yeti is adorable... or so i imagine based on her voice

[Fulmine777]

As I was watching you struggle to choke down that sandwich I actually started to feel like I was about to throw up myself. It's like empathy nausea.

[izzyqueens]

the fat burger and a diet DP

[supermelissa013]

The close up of that sandwich made me gag. Yuck! Good on ya John for finishing it.

[vngaris]

That's a reaaalllly nice kitchen.

[ZXracsoZX]

how could you even eat that if i was you i could had threw up in the video cam DFTBA