Chevy Chase

[MarineReaper]

His power level!... IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!

[Basssinger86]

I dare say that...this rant is streets ahead. :P

[rbrrosebitrose]

We are gonna have the hap hap happiest christmas since bing crosby tap danced with danny fuckin kay, thats a good line too

[barberino1989]

HAL-LE-LUJAH!!!...HOLY SHIT!

where's the tylenol

[ziggysax0607]

Gives me the warm fuzzies during Christmas. Lol.

[KaptinFathead]

Best scene in this movie XD next to "Shitter was full".

[juiceboxhero79]

Cracks me up everytime

[MZCZ129]

hell with elf christmas vacation and christmas story is where its at

[2008atwt]

@MZCZ129 Cheers to that,I totally agree

[Adamgontierfan19]

I think I say Hallelujah holy shit at least once every holiday season

[TheSlammurai]

He should have said that when Eddie brought Mr. Shirley at the end. And also, can anyone upload the scene where Clark get's his ass handed to him by the 2x4s in the attic? XD

[Freebleepers]

Look @ Eddie @ 0:11

[MissCureCrazy]

To Philip Rivers.....nice INTERCEPTIONS!

[069TomG069]

German version is better

[HyperShadow810]

Everybody is like "Oh my god! He has finally lost it!"

[TheLastDarkVanguard]

by far the best forum weapon to use when you want to display a good hue of hatred to someone.

"Hallelujah! Holy Shit!"

[marioluver86]

thumbs up if there is definetly a certain person you wish you had the balls to say this to.

[KuraixOji]

@marioluver86 I would say it in a heartbeat.

[THACYP]

did he have to remember all of that? or was it his own on the spot creation? either way, mad props for doing that scene without cracking up lol

[JSlice234]

Is that the cameraman's finger going over the low left corner of the camera at 8 seconds in?

[StainedShuriken333]

@JSlice234 They don't use those types of cameras in movie making. It's probably a boom mic or something. Good eye, though. Never noticed that before and I've seen this movie like 20 times.

[skullcrusher343]

This is my ringtone

[skullcrusher343]

This is my ringtone

[Kingdom007Hearts]

one of the best rants/insult monologues ever

[TorrentPig]

@Kingdom007Hearts Very true! but don't forget Steve Martin in "Plains Trains & Automobiles" when he bites a strip off of John Candy at that cheap motel, Or when he tells the lady off at the car rental spot at the Airport.

Priceless!

[MsRooster1993]

press 8 and 9 lmfao

[DWSimmy]

The best part is the look on his face when he shouts "Hallelujah!"

[cuvkiller]

listen to the song bloody pimp by dj slide out hahahaha

[1031rake]

1 person got the jelly of the month club as his christmas bonus

[JohnLuckPickard141]

Only Frank Shirley disliked this.

[branzilla]

FUCKING GOLD...

[rangeredge75]

Best rant ever

[wownoobsahoy1]

Cheap lying no good rotten forefleshing rainless dickless hopeless heartless fat ass bug eyed stiff leged spotty liped wormheaded sack of monkey shit he is!

[danhellerjr]

stiff-legged. LOL

[TrueGamer181]

BEST. INSULT. EVER.

[MsAthena89]

epic :)

[demonicshroom]

I just laughed so hard I pooped myself. And then laughed some more.

[Warnerator]

keep pressing 8 on your keyboard, better yet just hold it down lol.

[Adamguy2003]

LOL, great scene!

Chase probably ad- libbed at least a few of those insults, didn't he?

[SpringfieldGarand]

Best 20-second rant EVER!

[Triggnarok]

DJ Slideout - Bloody Pimp FTW!!!!

[Nat8776]

Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol

[00ErgoProxy00]

It's the "Hallelujah, HOLY SHIT!!" par that busts me up every time.

[gonnieFTW]

"HOLY SHIT! Where's the Tylenol?!"

[lsinteg]

Fuckin classic!

[panthergirl79]

And I wanna look him straight in the eye, and tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm headed, sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

[nielvirgen]

@panthergirl79 super funny word per word!!!

[BRUTALLEGENDD]

Joe Florance of Teknetix, Parkersburg WV. this is for you. By the way I QUIT !!!!!!!

[eggman454]

Ah. Chevy Chase was amazing when he still did tons of cocaine.

[NewSuperAvenger]

This is how he describes Michael Bay

[andaisofly]

where's the tylenol?

[TuckerLiz]

ROFLMAO This is exactly what I wanna tell my xboss right now!!!

[bluereaper75]

love this scene! only a matter of time before WMG mutes it though unfortunately... :/

[dooNH3T]

1 person is getting the "Jelly of the Month Club" as a gift ;) I hope the copyright police leave this alone...They need this speech screamed in their face and a red hot chimney poker up their ass too!

[stupidusername84]

Best Chevy Chase scene ever!

[BeeABaw]

haha i fell the same way about my boss XD

[sonic2277]

58 people are not getting bonuses this christmas

[027220]

Funniest 'breakdown,' too.

Better than Liar Liar.

[ddrattt]

i love the dumb look (randy) the guy in the blue suit has on his face, when chevy starts his meltdown. this is the best secne in the movie. and i dedicate this part to all my past employers, and i would like to add kiss my ass u mofos. "the ultimate meltdown ever"

[73simpsons]

@ddrattt His name is Eddy. lol

[ddrattt]

@73simpsons yes for the movie his name is eddie. but in real life it is RANDY QUADE...

[73simpsons]

@ddrattt ok. I did not know what you meant.

[ddrattt]

@73simpsons no probs, i made my own talking E*TRADE BABY to this scene, but for some reason i cant post it here??? but its funny to see the kid do his thing to this scene.

[fallenangel2100]

finally sumone who got the rant and hasnt had its audio fuckin disabled

[emachines007]

i have these moments when i play a really shitty game

[NewSuperAvenger]

@emachines007 or when you lose

[emachines007]

@NewSuperAvenger yeah, thats kinda what i meant to say lol

[theyellowsubmaine]

i have memorized this sense i was 12

[ddrattt]

@NotesForCOVERS u forgot spotty lipped

[cashpresley]

funniest scene in the whole movie.

[shelby13reven]

@cashpresley i agree

[thejohnman109]

i have these moments some days

[thejohnman109]

Where's the Tylenol?

[BowieLovinJew]

Chevy to Obama?? lol

[noisyrag]

Everything Chase has ever done is the best of his career. The man is a comedic genius.

[MoosicandCritters]

Snake licking LOL~!

[shortymatt420]

Halleluia!!! holy shit!!

LoL

[rockstar2677]

Lmao! I love this scene. and also chase the squierral's scene part too.

[robj200735]

Go for it Clark!

[LARPgod]

this i meant to be funny?

He just swears a lot

[bigchevy80]

Yes and it IS funny. Pull the stick out of your ass and you might see it...

[cartman344]

holy youa holy shit

[drnrg31]

QFT!!

[drnrg31]

Nah, "You're all fucked in the head" from Vacation is way funnier. among 1000's more!

[inngglstoodt]

The "Fucking a right he owes us" is also very nice ^^