The Testicle Story

[schpoogie]

that's just sad

[coldblackvoid]

I'm sad now.

[discoverybube]

black ladder? @@

[BrentLarryproduction]

what the fuck am I watching?

[JyonasanVolkov]

Wow. Such intricate story. & how dœs that make you feel?

[plugalink]

watching this robo trippin

[funnyxthings]

I don't even have testicles

[GypsyCrusher]

@funnyxthings no balls

[EpicVideoPerson]

....... I was watching weed then i went to this and thoguht do i have it!?!! D: crap. <.<

[CTphoto1]

cool story bro

[MrJeff1838]

owww

[reptheh]

what the hell, i was watching weed and then hahahahaha.

[spinemelter2000]

@reptheh I typed "I fart a lot," which went to a different video. And then this was up next.

[AD5866]

Suggestion Box: Paris Hilton is Hot for Lesbians

[WeedAndOreos]

wtf was that.....HAHAHAHAH that's so random wtff!!

[LoganBlackP]

And now something he whispered to you is being shown on the world wide web

[2ECFIGHTING2]

THE FUCK I JUST WATCHED?!?!

[Bingham834]

your gonna love my nuts.

[BuyingMarihuana]

You know what helps hurting testicles the most?

Legal Buds... guaranteed to fix your busted nuts.

Believe it.

[Georgeboy441]

@BuyingMarihuana what? like weed?



[SidsMusicUk]

@BuyingMarihuana haha damn straight

[QuariusJan]

I'll copy paste to all the nazi-feminists on the youtube this "blessed" message :

Go away and treat your psychic patology ...

[coolmrkingguy]

..................why did I just click this

[cermic1]

you know that is one way to steer a calf...I am putting this guy up for a Darwin Award!

[SRB2Pheonix]

........ i facepalmed soooooo hard

[Youtiubeer]

Did he die?

[blacksheep3703]

That guy must've been NUTS!!!

[pheadrasfall]

one less homeless long haired crazied smellorama bum gone ,death by ballbands I call that a good day..

[rmysterio80]

@pheadrasfall what? Do u hate bums or something? Patrick bateman actin mothafucka

[jttrujillo0788]

@Jx8o5.. Always?

[NucksPride]

thought it had a good ending...



[Marzz5585]

ahhh typical homo trying to remove his junk to be more femenine.... Thank god i'm not gay.

[MrMistery101]

I'm out'a here....

[yeaboyeh]

haha awesome

[terminator33470]

JxBo5 is GAY how does he know that chuck norris wears 2 rubberbands around his testicles.

[kinimba91]

LOL XD TEH FUCK??!!

[jfaklaf]

Lmfao 

[KSMSFB23]

What in the fuck.

[EatonOliver]

but what happened to the nuts? did he have gangrene? ... did it go to his brain? we cut that part for some reason and i really need to know if i should take these rubberbands off now

[Se7enElement]

I would of asked for medical Marijuana like...RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!!!!!!!

By the way does the hospital charge to look at nuts cause am a try that one..hehehe

P.S. I will make sure it's a female...and hopefully I'll be smoking too while my insurance covers everything in case of anything If not I'll sue Obama for shitty insurance.

Shieettt I all ready hired Achmed to go after Bush don't make do the same for Obama.

[GANGLIAGOROTUS]

@Se7enElement Are you 5?

[spyguy59]

@GANGLIAGOROTUS I'd say 6

[Se7enElement]

I would of asked for medical Marijuana like...RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!!!!!!!

By the way does the hospital charge to look at nuts cause am a try that one..hehehe

[metalmusiking]

i...err...ehh....umm....

[weezydapitbull]

i got jacked off by a nurse once it felt good but it was a guy :(

[SVROverlord]

@weezydapitbull What in the hell...

[josh300ex]

@weezydapitbull fucking nasty dude

[SkaterGalLuvsBaker]

@weezydapitbull WTF?!?!

[w1lp34]

@weezydapitbull = weezydapitiful

[doctadoja420]

id fucking sue that bitch if she didnt do her job.

[MrJobx]

i feel gay now.

[lokeradekadente81]

a chick nurse touched my private area once, but I liked it. :P

[optimusmikey]

@lokeradekadente81 was she ugly?

[rockbandboy1]

okay that was the grossest and biggest waist of my time

[themosthandsomedude]

Nice..i did that to a nurse..but not her..i had some kind of a pimple but it cured itself :D

[akbar741]

i am so mad i just waisted almost 2minutes watchig this

[rocco133]

why is this on my recommended list?

[DrippProductions]

that was awesome and totally worth watching

[ollotv]

That's nuts!

[russmckinley]

...and the point of this was.....?

[pushyoureyesin]

I got here from the history of weed HA

[MrMistery101]

@pushyoureyesin so did i

[pushyoureyesin]

@MrMistery101 Heck yes you did.

[Laker4life100]

@pushyoureyesin HAHA who didnt!? lol

[Vardenfelleckiam]

@pushyoureyesin HAHA yup so did I

[SaltyFrank]

She admits to letting an obviously impaired patient leave. Someone who is an obvious psych patient wander out and be a danger to them self or others.

[bumblebeechris]

@SaltyFrank lmao!

[vardanology]

gangreen gang green LOL black and green.Did you get what the guy meant?

[BooyaaPwned]

@vardanology Nope.....

[borderlandsgamer]

this was random

[zivbaziv]

blue balls on roids ?

[BigtimeGam3r]

@zivbaziv i guess so

[bati555]

One time when I was about 8 or 9, I walked into 7-11 to buy a drink and saw condoms at the stand so I asked the clerk for one(as if I even knew what it was for) and she started laughing at me. I was so embarrassed and left without paying for the drink.

[LittlPussi]

Well, glad that story had a happy ending....

[kingchris7519]

My balls hurt

[TheAntmonkey]

yep one more for why tha fuck did i just watch this?!?!

[markydallimore]

true story right...... one a guy came up to me and screamed the testicles will kill us all then he put it hand in his pocket and pulled out a bag within the bag were some testical like balls and i asked him what are they and he said my balls he then pulled a pistol out and blew his brains all across the street i then went home and ate some nachos and watched nba...... true story

[LiamHawthorn]

@markydallimore become an hero.

[BTa7911]

@markydallimore  O.O WTF!

[maddaddy420]

What an idiot.

[Flamespark32]

Im so doing that.

[AAV47]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA..... ROFL

[mjk0325]

yea i agree why the fuck did i watch that

[SheGotMeWhipped]

So what makes this guy put a rubber band around his balls in the first place? cheap vasectomy?

[TheOtherrr]

what... the fuck...

[dad716]

The blood got cloged

[Zombiekiller49]

I really dont know why i watched this.....

[migbee]

holy shit

[1234567890geno]

freak...

[jordanheffley1]

testicles, chocolate...

[BlackOps134]

Thats the blue waffle of the penis

[2seth0]

haha. just anormal guy.. long hair. gandelf beard.

[ninjinturdle7]

sounds like BULLshite

[JagH8ter]

Violation of patient confidentiality contract. 

[b0n3z3z]

@JagH8ter No names were named, except for the nurse's.

If they had given out a name, then yes, it would be, otherwise it's just a story.

[MrGeneralGOW]

the reason his nuts turned black was because he cut them off from the bloodstream with a rubberband.... BUT why did he put a RUBBERBAND around his NUTS?!?

[jayblob716]

@MrGeneralGOW ... were guys, we get bored..

[MRMcLOVIN630]

i hope they fell off ...... that would be hilariouse

[kaliedoscopesharinga]

yeah this guy suffocated his nuts iin wrestling they tell us to wear compression shorts or tight boxers due to that risk

[tullkass14]

Some people that want to have their testicles remove and for some reason(law, money etc) can't , use a rubber band designed to castrate farm animals, after the testicles die they turn black, and they cut em, this person it seems was in that predicament.

[bigjake789]

this man is the poster child for birth controll

[bandisnatch66]

this guy definately smokes pot

[stonertalk420]

@bandisnatch66 O.o thats some other drug lmfao

[jessesetsfire]

why did i just watch this?

[c0d4mw]

@jessesetsfire 

[sornodrog]

@jessesetsfire cause my friend pressed the link that is why...

[Clintle15]

@jessesetsfire it had the word testicle in it.

[leivadaros]

lol what a story xD srsly that dude must smoke a couple hundred joints every day or something >.>

[lilcheevous]

i hope he sees this one day or hope had seen it

[scr34m1ng]

10 people have testicular gangrene.

[happystylin]

Hahaha Hella remind of me of south parkk lol....

[Jx8o5]

Chuck Norris wears TWO rubber bands around his testicles. Always.

[mricks4271]

@Jx8o5

OMG.

[clonepoo]

SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY

[chou2012]

@clonepoo gigity

[wallieburger]

that man, was jesus.

[kormastas]

what kind of a guy would mess with his testees i mean really you were finished with all your other parts and what was left was that

[chapulincito2]

I wonder what would've happened if she had told him: "We need to cut those balls and put a vagina instead" :)

[customcartoons]

my mom's a nurse and she drives me crazy with stories like these, where she's just laughing it off, and i'm like "Oh my God!! That seriously happened??"

[Sublime570]

i would be flipping the fuck out if my testicles were black.

[UltimasIsland]

@Sublime570 Ironically that's what people wish for, lol

[Sublime570]

@UltimasIsland black testicles?? some one needs to be put down... O_o

[UltimasIsland]

@Sublime570 lol You didn't get the refrence, I meant like a black sized... you know <xD

[Sublime570]

@UltimasIsland oh i get it now. :D

[RichieRottentooth]

...

[free6your7mind0]

wow

[VolgaBargeRecords]

I think that dude would have a better chance to start a show then "Nurse Jackie"

[newmac]

I think he must have used magic marker in order to enjoy a quick exam.

[cutegirl00179]

Balls make Boys do stupid things.

[Nietsro]

Okey...that was random..

[martinlarsen20]

did u know 94% of all guys who get castrated, wish they didnt to do ?.

did u know 99% of all womens who get castrated, wish they didnt do it ?

did u know 99.99% of all who are born castrated, wish they could become a dad/mom ?

[nikkirawr]

@JPnintendofan

cas·trate [kas-treyt]

verb, -trat·ed, -trat·ing, noun

1. to remove the testes of; emasculate; geld.

2. to remove the ovaries of.

[OmgItzZakk]

imo it was a prank

[PatitoFilmsSAdeCV]

Maybe he wanted someone to cut his balls off.

I want to, but dunno what to do to get castrated...

[moabsuby]

If you do dumb s@#!, your nurses and doctors going to make fun of you after you leave, without a doubt

[MommieDearest67]

she's not being judgemental. you need to understand what it's like being a nurse or doctor...you have all these crazy people coming in all day long and the only way to keep a sense of humor is to laugh.

[ncfwhitetigress]

wtf kind of idiot does that shit to his own balls???

[punkypink83]

oooohhhh judgemental.

[ncfwhitetigress]

okay okay maybe he has a mental illness

[punkypink83]

maybe you do too? the sort of mental illness where you can't build self esteem unless you're being judgemental about others? oh dear you poor thing =(

[ncfwhitetigress]

what makes you think that?

[QuilyBoy]

the caca

[househeadericmd]

2 weeks??? jesus man!!! was he smoking meth or crack??? OMG>>>> ouchy ouch ouch!!!

[yoipod46889]

lmao

[ComingSoon1984]

Rubber band? OUUCHHH

I wouldn't be surprised if he tried to perform a sugery on his balls in his own kitchen. What an idiot.

[Toro953]

who wants to be my new best friend <3

[pineapplehairdo]

ya know, i feel SO educated right now.....

[sniper6081]

I wouldn't be surprised if he's dead now.

[bu11com]

OUUUUCCCCH????

[dekusnake]

What a fucked-up moron.

[francescorengifo]

wow I hope he ended up ok

[frenzycon]

i was assigned in a clinic b4 and i was a student nurse back then, i ask this guy to fill the cup w/ urine and 15min later he gave me his semen :)...pretty embarrasing

[molinobeer]

Hahahaha.. did you drinked it?

[bu11com]

DRINKED? PWND

[Tyannalyn]

@frenzycon LOL

[chou2012]

@frenzycon wut did u do with it ? :p

[april76301]

@chou2012 drank it?

[PoweredByAaron]

@frenzycon I could see myself doing something like that. Did you consider yourself a hot nurse when this happened? He (mentioned patient) might have had selective hearing or been preoccupied with you in his head [if you know what I mean].

[littlecgarcia]

@frenzycon cuz u probably got nice body i would have done the same thing lol.. 

[stonertalk420]

@frenzycon hahahaha

[KoopstaKnicka]

@frenzycon I'm giving you the thumbs up required that makes 69.

You're welcome.

[GreenFlames]

i'm not surprised that happened... there are a lot of nurse/hospital stories out there that non-medical/healthcare people would never understand.. it's crazy..

[rootbeerBABY123]

a rubberband on his balls?

WTF?

[YESWECANstopObama]

I don't believe this. Nobody can be THAT stupid! Come on! She's gotta be a liar.

[DaimyoD0]

Let us hope not.

[mindracer1]

Take it from one who knows......truth is OFTEN stranger than fiction.

[YESWECANstopObama]

LOL OK. So, it happened to you? JK

[mindracer1]

No, not that exact incident, but enough stuff that's equally weird.

[YESWECANstopObama]

Were you the guy from 1 guy 1 cup?

[mindracer1]

No.

[dekusnake]

I agree...

[twhitcsr186]

oh ya....that was definately worth watching......NOT!

[whateverdv]

well, that guy is retarded!