Yo Mama
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  • peep game!!, yoooooo mama soo fuckin white and bald headed, she put on a turtle neck,the bitch looked like a ROLL on deoderant..!! mwahhahhah her fat ass favorite foods our senconds..lol ..!!

  • OOO SHIT!!!!

  • you senior are so stupid that you guys let JUNIORS beat you...aka ima freshy

  • what son called called first song in da biggning

  • Who will I think your mom

  • awwwwwwww blood

  • monkeys run out of the zoo call the police !!!

  • To mammas like the Eiffel tower half the worlds been up her :D xoxo

  • Yo momma so black she got her tattos done in chalck.

  • yes

  • i would laugh if there moms walked up behind them all saying wtf you wanna go you pricks lmao

  • the monkey got her with last one.

  • wats the name of the song

  • wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt­ttttttttttthhhhhffffffffffffff­ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­fffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuc­cccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc­ccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkkkkk what the fuck hhomo

  • wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt­ttttttttt

  • yo mama so stupid that she got stabed in a shootout.....................h­a ha ha ha  lol lfamo

  • juniors

  • Whats the first song

  • girls this dayss

  • all of that was lame!

  • seniors won

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  • The Black girl in the seniours looks like RASPUSHA from Norbit

  • the 2 girls standing on the side is cuteeee

  • Yo mama is so dumb that she let u make this BORING video

  • they dont just suck they suck cock

  • Ill tap those white chicks;)

  • yo mamma so fat she thougt a dick was a twinkie

  • wats the name of the song in the intro?

  • they aint even funny

  • juniors won

    

  • wdf was this ewwww .. leh me challenge one of u guyz nuh hmmm!

  • tell fat alberts daughter to shut the hell up cuz she the fat one

  • i dnt care wat anybody say juniors won 4real

  • Smfh this was obviously a joke yall

  • what was the name of those songs?

  • That was shit was retarded. U bitches I mean hoes can suck my dick

  • @Yourmomgivesmehead HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA that was greeze my nigga

  • middle class white chicks pretending to be ghetto... sigh

  • white people lol

  • gay

    

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  • stop.

  • i bet if the white gurls try and jump my three black sisters they would still get there ass kicked

  • Juniors cause the main girl was Hot

  • Damn those girls are weak lmao. Yo mama so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory

  • I thought this was porn

  • i watch more gayer shit like that

  • @TheLolzombie lololol ur right but can someone tell me wht the chick on the right said i could never hear her

    

  • Reason why women stay in kitchens just saying......

  • @TheLolzombie Yeah and the kitchen is where the knifes are kept and where we make the food and we also decide what is put in the food to just saying.....

  • i liked the last joke LOL LOL LOL LOLZ

  • Dat black girl so fat just wen she was bout to say her joke my computer shut down and said ran out of terabytes to hold fat Bih

  • Where it says hard it's ment to say head....ps...both of yaw mamas are too hairy they even got hairon they boobs and wen she flashes ,ppl scream! Oh shit !,it's the jakson 5....I love they Afros!

  • Bothe of yaw mamas is soo hairy and poor that they use they hair on they pussy fo a carpet and they hair on they hard as fuckin curtains to save money.....try to beat that biiiiatches!!!! Lol

  • what school is this

  • THE FOOD CHANNEL THING WAS FUNNY HAHA

  • both of yo mommas iz so ugly dat u kame out lookin like godzilla damn it

  • wtf this is not spongbob

  • hah crazy bitches

  • they should be making sandwiches.

  • wack ass bitch's these days 

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  • Your Mamma is so ugly her nickname is hairy pooter

    Your Mamma is so ugly she uses a line of makeup called "Why Bother"

    Your Mamma is so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the sh!t out of the toilet.

    Your Mamma is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank she didnt have to wear a mask, she just walked up and said "Put the money in the bag"

    Your Mamma is so ugly she shaves her pits with a lawn mower

  • @XDRAGON3D those are bad

  • @BFH2591

    what u mean by bad u mean nasty

  • @XDRAGON3D no i mean terribly bad

  • nice jokes seniors

  • David and Goliath lol

  • good video!

  • hey she got tht from white chicks

  • Your mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it gave her, her phone number plus the area code

  • YO MOMMA SOOOO FAT, WHEN THE BITCH STEPPED ON A SCALE IT SED " 1 AT A TIME PLEASE"!!!!!!!!!!

  • these chicks need to get laid soooooo bad

  • seniors win

  • #champ

  • the fat girl wit the white shirt bald headed..lmfaoooooooooooooooooo­oooooooo

  • yo momma breath so stanky when she yunn her teath duck

  • yo mama soo fat when she got on the scale.. it said lost some pounds then i'll tell you

  • hey that was Fat Albert. He told me to tell yo mama he want his stomach back

    So f****** funny

  • upgrade on the phone

  • yo house so broke, when i rang the door bell, yo mom stuck her head out the window and said "ding dong!"

    yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and her reflection ducked

    Yo mama so ugly, she has to sneak up to a glass of water to take a drink

    yo mama so stupid, she threw a rock and miss the ground

    yo mama so nasty, she puts toe jam in ur bread

    COMBO JOKE: yo mama so god damn stupid, she tried to drown a fish, throw a bird over the cliff, hit by a park car, and got bit by a dead dog

  • ski got bored at :43, so i changed this crap!!!!!!!!

  • yo mama so fat she got on a scale and it said one at a time

  • lol. i liked that fat albert one.

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  • so mamma qlases so thick she kann see in2 thaax future!

  • fukk naw the fat girl got her ont he first one lolz i luv this

  • yo mama so hairy she put chubacca out of bissness

  • that big black chick looks like she bout to knock someone out

  • jajajaja your mama is poor she uses a fork to eat cereal to save milk xD . !!!!! #1 joke

  • Yo mama so fat not even a joke can describe her

  • yo momma pussy is so hairy, that when she gave birth to your little bro/sis they got a rug burn

  • yo mama so fat she sunk the titanic

  • Yo mana is so stupid she tried to put m&m in abc order

  • ay that girl on the right is a cutie

  • @ownmycity the one on the left was hotter xD

  • insted of your mama she should say you are so fat

  • fucking retarded

  • GAY

  • lol good vid

  • Yo mammas so ughly she turned maduesa into stone.

    Yo mammas so fat shes got more chins than china town.

    To mammas so ghetto that when she breast feeds kool aid comes out.

  • aaahhhh lmao

  • LAME AF

  • Yo mamma got a penis.

  • bull shettttttttt

  • My 2 favorites are

    Yo mama's so poor she ate cereal with a fork just to save some milk

    &

    Hey that was Fat Albert. He told me to tell your mama he wants him stomach back

  • yo mama is so fat her belt size is 'equator' yo mama so fat when she dances the whole band skips...yo mama is so fat she wore a red dress the kids said 'Hey Kool-Aid!'

  • Yo mama is so stupid that wen she went to walgreen she said hey the wall isnt green !

  • yo mommas so hairy when she lays on her front it looks like shes wearing a ghillie suit

  • Yo the fat black one is meqqa corny!!! :)

  • all of u bitches there, yo mama so fat, she tripped over wal-mart, stumbled over k-mart and landed on target!

  • On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die

  • kill yo self for this shit

  • THIS SHIT LAME AF!!!!!!!!!

  • ayo whats the name of the first 2 songs!!!! plzzzzz really want em!!!

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  • wat is the 2 song

  • yo mammas so stupid she got hit by a parked car

  • seniors won they somked them yo mamma so stupid she gave away her food stamp card just to go get some food

  • seniors took it

  • yo mama so ugly she cant make friends!

  • the seniors win that cause i like how that girl came out walkin its was funny im goin to start walkin like dat.......yeaaaaaaaaaa...senio­rs...go go go go go go ...seniors

  • xD damn black people always wins haha

  • Wat the fuc ya think ya doin listen....yo mama is so stupid she trip over a cordless phone

  • yo momma such a retard she doesnt kno is shes black or white

  • go to "staceykevon" page and check out his funny ass videos like travis porter make it rain remix "where my cane" bring it back remix "girl you fat" and waka flocka no hands remix "no friends" lmao go check it out!!!""

  • the best thing bout dis is the tits

  • i hate rich white girls

  • Hilarious video but the jokes sucked :(

  • you suck

  • no wonder the gurlz today lost against the boys in the yo momma battle these bittez suckkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!! BIOCHEZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • that girl on right side of team is sexy. ;p

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  • that was a bew levellame, but id fuck a bunch of them.

  • Oh my fucken good lame

  • WTF WTF WTF

  • ofcourse they had to atleast let the black people go first hey thats a compliment to you cause ur so good at trash talking

  • SENIORS!!

  • I expected the truck to have hydraulics

    THUMBS DOWN :(

  • the red hot senior is so hot i want to make out with her

  • yo mama so limpy that when she shaked her head it came of

  • yo moam ugly she gave fredy coger night mares

  • check it check it...BOOM! ya momma so poor she was selling double AA batteries and mangos on broadway junction

  • thumbs up if the begginging made u want to watch you got served

  • GGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY.

  • lol the last joke done it man

  • this is dumb and assy

  • yo mama is so dumb that she trated her car for gas.

  • yo mama is so dumb that she trated her car for gas

  • Yo mama so fat when lil Wayne was rappin' dhat a milli song he was talken bout yo mama weight

  • dat bitch is so fat every time she walks by the tv i miss 3 damn shows

    

  • AHHH ITS IIGHT, BUT THE BLACK GIRL NOT TO BE RACIST WON!

  • or marshmellows

  • yo mama's so dumb she took a treadmill to a sweat lodge. did I say the joke right?

  • LAME........

  • hey I went to that school. This Is Vegas High School!!!

  • yo mamma so stupid she put a peice of paper over the the tv said she was watching paperview

  • skip to 2:04 to see the funniest joke on this vid............

  • yo mama so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch

  • That must be a ghetto ass school

  • yo mama so old when i asked her to act her age she died

  • yo mama so stupid that sa put a bateri up the ass and say i got the power

  • Yo mama so fat when she walked out in a yellow rain jacket the sun said I quit!

  • Yo mama is so stupid she tried to put m & m s in alphabetical order!!! Yo mama is so stupid she put make up on her forehead to make up her mind!!! Yo mama is so fat she was baptized at sea world!!!! Yo mama is so ugly even goldfish crackers didn't smile back!!!

  • @xXSenSeiDoe u suck dick>>fuck yo mama jokes im gettin on u BEAN SHAPE HEAD ASS BOI>BIG TOE FACE ASS NIG>I GOTTA FLAME CAUSE I CANT GET NO FEMALES>MONKEY LIPS FACE ASS> REBOK WEARIN NIG>TT TWIN FACE ASS> HOMEBOI TO SKINNY SO HE GOTTA SHOP AT BABY GAP>BUS STOPIN, STONE ROLLIN, DOWNSYMDROME HAVIN ASS NIGGA>BIG FOOT LOOKIN ASS NIGGA>PS09 WEARIN ASS NIGGA>U UGLY BIG PINKEY TOE ASS NIGGA>KIM POSSIBLE HATI VERSION ASS NIGGA> PENTO BEAN SHAPE HEAD ASS NIGGA>>GET OUT OF HERE ILL TAKE U AND YO POSSY

  • @24wodom33 chill:)

  • @24wodom33 bro u cant roast........ get jokes