Stoned Dog
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  • SOMEONE GET THIS DOG SOME PINK FLOYD!

  • I think steveparok00's parents must give his little ass Ritalin. They probably put in in his water so he doesn't know. Sorry Steve, just being realistic, after all, you are a tweaked out little punk. Douche. Hey Steve...you fail.

  • LONG forgotten pot???

    Unthinkable!

  • @hopfenkaltschale Well, you get high enough...you never lost your Pot before? Sucks, then about 4-months later when you're cleaning up shit, you find an old sack..and you're like HELL YEAH....almost as fun as finding a $20-in an old winter jacket.

  • @Daikokuten777

    hahaha =)

    Comprehensible...

    i also walked on all fours, but i never forgot my "nom noms"

    Sadly, i never forgot & find it again. This feeling is like to get it twice.

    Better than Birthday... :)

  • That dog's high as fuck, lol

  • It's like those crudely drawn anti-drug commercials with the dog... only reversed!!!

  • Opium dreams..you should put some reggae music to the dog..lol

  • YOU TERRIBLE MONSTERS! yOU BOTH SHOULD BE PUT IN PRISON FOR ANIMAL CRUELTY!!!! I HOPE THE DOGS DEAD CUZ OF THAT TRASH!!!!!!!!

  • @steveparok00 What a nobhead, can you not fucking read?

  • @steveparok00 FUCK YOU, why the fuck would you wish for the dog to be dead because it accidently ate some fucking weed. go fuck yourself your heartless ignorant asshole.

  • @jt12t13 DRUG USERS LIKE YOU AND THIS DOG DESERVE NO PLACE IN AMERICA.. SORRY LOSER! JUST BEING REALISTIC! MUAHAHAHAHA

  • @steveparok00 you are the typical American robot..lol

  • @steveparok00 lol i've seen animals try to get into a room where there are people smoking, like years ago, the dog wanted to get high. no joke.

  • @Laurannah101 YEAH WHATEVER TYPICAL EXCUSES FROM A DRUGGIE JUST LIKE THAT DOG.... SAD!!!!

  • @steveparok00 ALL CAPS MAKES MY COMMENT IMPORTANT! LOOK AT ME! shut the fuck up.

  • @Laurannah101 WHATEVER YOU DRUGGIE! KEEP HALLUCINATING....

  • @steveparok00 I don't take hallucinogenics.

  • @Laurannah101 YES YOU DO... ALCOHOL IS A HALLUCINOGEN.... LEARN WOMAN! THEN COME BACK K? ROFL MUAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @steveparok00 you're the fucking retard who is raging lmao. alcohol is not a halluncinogenic its a depressent. go to school fucktard. QQ more lol

  • @steveparok00 typical average stupid brainwashed idiot...

  • @steveparok00 did you not see what the vet said? no harm would come to the dog. shut the fuck up and start living today's world, no one listens to your bullshit anymore.

  • @steveparok00 You're telling them they should be put in jail for animal cruelty, and immediately after you say you wish the dog was dead. Well Dr. Retard, even if it could harm the dog they didn't intentionally feed it to him. So shut the fuck up.

  • lool my dog ate all his food when he found my weed...

  • i thought chocolate was really bad for dogs

  • Dogs dont always get sick from chocolate I'm a vet tech and some dogs do get a reaction to eat where others don't though i don't recommend feeding them it... My dog eats chocolate when he can get at it haha

  • lmao thats just great

  • My dog found a a lump of mine while i was out, he chewed off about an oz and was smashed real bad. He wont go near it now bless

  • when I first smoked weed I was tripping balls and didnt like it for how different it was.. then later on I later loved it and now im a pot fucking head.. bet this dog was tripping HUGE ass BALLS

  • Is that an Australian Blue Heeler? I've never seen another dog that looks like mine before..

  • thats one fried dog xD

  • Stoner scum.

  • you let him eat chocolate?!

  • @AAAAPATRICKAAAA Dogs can have chocolate. Not too much though, depending on the size of the dog. You can look it up for more information if you want. It's just like humans drinking alcohol or any other example of that sort, drink too much of it, you will die; but you can still drink it and be fine.

  • my dog stole an eighth of kush from me and ate it and didnt move for like 12 hours... i was heated forreal. i nearly pieced the little nigga

  • this music is by the herbaliser! if you like it search it on youtube, all there songs are like this!

  • @rhulancorp5 Thanks! I now have ALL of their stuff - because of this video, and your comment!

  • he looks like hes sad but i think on the inside hes fuckn lovin it like a fat guy at a sauna jus meltin away

  • Did you really tell the vet that he ate your weed?

  • Flaw: Dogs die from just about any amount of chocalate or at least they get violently sick. Weed does not counter the effect of caffine people.

  • @BurgessGuy83 my dog ate choclate before

  • @BurgessGuy83 My dog has eaten an entire box of chocolate cookies. He didn't even get mildly sick.

  • @Jash2o2 Bullshit. My dog ate a teaspoon and was sick for days, anymore would have killed her. So don't feed me that shit. I know because it happened and someone who dealt with it every day for 30 years told me whats kills dogs so I would know what happened. I'll take that person's word over yours anyday just so you know. I'm not responding anymore because honestly me even saying this is pretty god dam childish but its the internet where i'm 7 forever. :D

  • @BurgessGuy83 I'm not trying to bullshit you. My dog really has eaten a lot of chocolate before without getting sick. I'm not saying that is a common reaction but my dog is still standing here licking my face. In fact just yesterday he ate a whole box of chocolate covered graham crackers and he didn't get sick. He did piss me off though cause they were mine. As for your dog eating a teaspoon, it must have been pure cocoa, which would be dangerous. The more concentrated the chocolate the worse.

  • turns out, after taking the weed he quickly turned to meth because the government said marijuana is a getaway drug. then he starts to use heroine and robbed a grocery store. he is currently serving time in the county jail for killing an innocent kitten for money to buy drugs

  • Because you made a difference. :)-3-3

  • 4/20/12: every person needs to form groups of thousands at every state Capitol in America, including the white house. Flash mobs can also join lol. Start getting the word out. Protest our freedom and right for marijuana. It's our choice. But sitting want get anything done. Get the word out. ( 4/20/12 ) at Noon time in your time zone. You either want it or you don't, but you can't wait on them to come up with more lies for the public. Stand now.---4-20-12---noon---when history was made because

  • @Tide12NC IIight, I got you. I been waiting for them to legalize weed yo. It's fucking pissing me off, always having to sneak and smoke. If nothing is done in the next 3 yrs, i'm going to amsterdam. lol

  • nobody dies from marijuana not even dogs....stupid government

  • lol!!!!#%@

  • LOL that dog is ripped. Jus chillin on the couch. Get him a bowl of water and some munchies ASAP!

  • Don't leave chocolate laying around for a fuckin dog to eat

  • So, is he terrified of chocolate now, or has he learned his lesson quickly?

  • 1:05 I shit myself, I'm so baked 

  • im glad you comforted your dog. all the other assholes fuck with their dogs after they eat their edibles.

  • you should be worried about the chocolate that he ate not the weed :P chocolate is poison for dogs

  • Get that dog some fucking Cheetos!

  • @MrMachinimator Cheeetoos.....Cheet-ahhhhh....

  • @ChasoHD lol wut? you sound stoned too lol

  • @MrMachinimator Lol i am... but you have to watch american dad to get what i was tlkin about lol

  • @ChasoHD I was stoned when i write that comment lol

  • @ChasoHD when stan is baked out of his mind at a gas station lololol

  • @GanjaBrowniez Yeahhha aahhhaaha

  • dogs dont have thc receptors

    only think it does is make em not be able to move

  • I envy this dog!

  • im pretty sure choclate would of killed the dog

  • chocolate alone can kill a dog

  • i wish i had 15 hour highs

  • 15 hours??? My dog tripped for 5, ate half a box of milkbones, and took a wicked-ass shit....

  • @jutzisr lmao xD

  • thats cause weed isnt bad

  • This happend to my grandmas dog when it stayed at my house and she started growling at everything i think it shuts down the dogs system for a couple hours till they sleep it off. funny shit

  • I dont know now, was it chocolate what that dog ate?

    or was it weed?

    or was it weed in chocolate?

    tell me lmao, the dog looks so depressing sad and poor LOL

  • hes fucking sick from the chocolate!!! be more careful!

  • i get my dog high all the time.

  • @stilts07 YOU SICKO... YOU DESERVE TO BE IN JAIL!!!! REPORTED ALONG WITH THIS VIDEO!!!!

  • I love these fanatical people where they scream abuse ahhhhh chocolate is poison!!! One chocolate will not kill that huge critter and it was accidental, get over yourselves......Go drink from a garden hose, or use your electric toothbrush without ear and eye protection...live a little...lol

  • "Wrapper of a pot chocolate" ??? What candy store has that????

  • @DoctorWho1983 dispensaries have them... :)

  • Turns out, after this the dog moved on to harder narcotics and became a raging alcoholic. He later turned to a life of crime and is currently serving a 10 dog year sentence for selling an 8ball of crystal meth to some kittens outside the local Petco.

  • @PHILLYHEAT215 someone's been watching lotsa "Reefer Madness" lately. Fucking Propaganda fed moron.

  • @meherdad lul, exactly ;)

  • @meherdad You didn't notice his joking.... are you serious... lol

  • @LynchByInch ROFL He was!! I apologize! =)) lol....

  • @meherdad hahaha XD

  • @PHILLYHEAT215 thats the most gangster story ive ever heard

  • Another animal abuser. I hope something wicked happens to you!

  • @video5junkie yeah, he looked really abused. Just look at the hypnotized unseeing eyes and the way he chills all laidback on the couch. Man, i need me some of that abuse

  • @video5junkie your a fkn dumb ass abuse my ass if anything the chocolate is the abuse the weed is a natural fkn plant that growns outta the earth with over 200 known medical uses so explain how thats on any level abuse?

  • @video5junkie

    that's the dumbest thing ever.

  • Where can i download the background music? lol

  • Chocolate is poison for dogs. I would be more concerned about that than the pot.

  • Cool dog! Do repeat that phrase lmao great stoner song classic

  • lmfao stoned 2 da max

  • he is flowin!

  • 15 hours?!?!?!?! fuck if i was a dog......

  • i remember the first time i got stoned last thing i needed was someone rubbing my face

  • poor dog probably didnt know what the fuck was going on lol

  • You should turn on a Jimmi Hendrix record while your dog is messing up! Than he feels better! :)

  • That dog was high as FUCK! My dog does the same thing. :)

  • Dogs love to get high...

  • So I hadda follow him around with a lil baggie for three days before I got it back. Really blew the dog's mind

  • @TheAmericanOriginal What up Tommy Chong,

  • Yea so if you are wayyyyy to high eat a big meal....seriously fat lipids absorb thc.

  • he's trippin bawlz ,

  • this happened to my dog after i made some potent ass butter and to this day i still don't know how he got so high as everything i made was accounted for. maybe some spilled butter? either way i was scared for him and felt really bad, he was twitching and could barely walk. the next day he had a fucking blast though, took him frisbee golfing and he was having the time of his life. took about 2 and a half days for him to become straight again. keep butter away from animals!!

  • My dog has the same head motions when shes stoned lmao.

  • Couch Lock Hahah

  • Name of the Song: Excuse Me - Shirley Bassey

    Nice vid^^

  • aw poor thing lol.. ya weed wont kill but chocolate will.. careful

  • I've heard of pot brownies, but never "pot chocolate", what the hell is pot chocolate?

  • @JustAMacGuffin same thing as brownies only in a chocolate bar!! You can make all kinds of things with weed in it!! Even soda and lolipops!!! and cookies!! and muffins!! and cake!! and tea!!!

  • @JustAMacGuffin umm chocolate with pot in it... duh

  • @JustAMacGuffin just chocolate with weed in it, see THC will attach itself to lipids, and sugar when melted becomes a lipid ( a lipid is a fat or oil ) thats why why people smoke it, the active THC will stay in their bodies for up to a week or two.

  • i love people that are nice to there animals ater gwetting them high, i hate it when people try to make them trip or fuck with them, like bro chill the fuck out, would you want someone doing that to you???

  • I blow my cat shoties sometimes. Its madd funny.

  • Sorry I don't believe it....nobody forgets they had some weed!

  • @bermudaguy1 If your not a fucking junkie, you do.

  • @bermudaguy1 i do sometimes, but i get happy when i find it :D

  • @bermudaguy1

    you do if you have some hash

  • @bermudaguy1 I have. Sometimes it seems like a blessing when I find it when I'm out of weed tho.

  • @bermudaguy1 I FORGOT ABOUT A VILE OF LIQUID LSD...SO ITS TOTALY POSIBLE....IN FACT IT REMINDS ME OF HOW I ACTED MY FIRST TIME

  • @bermudaguy1 is right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @bermudaguy1 unless they're stoned

  • @bermudaguy1 ur so dumb. if your high you forget lots of sht i forget where i keep my weed all the time

  • @bermudaguy1 true dick

  • Milk chocolate isn't too bad for dogs.It's the dark chocolate that causes problems.He ate some dank chocolate.

  • id be there dog :D

  • what kind of song is this o_O

  • chocolate would be worse

  • I have an old boxer on her way to cross over. battling hip dysplasia and tumors for 2 years, i gave her 1/4 of a serving of pot brownies. She was blazed and locked to the bed. But when we went out for a walk, she was hyper active like she had never been before in years, i've honestly never seen this must action in her ever since had started to develop hip dysplasia. Imma make her time as comfortable as possible til she goes. I saw her galloping in circles and bursted in tears.

  • @shikoku1586 weed is good for animals i remember the first time my baby got hi she looked like that cute little guy but bay the next morning she had more energy than i could imagine and she loves eating it

  • If I smoke weed now, I usually feel panic and anxiety for the first hour or so, then I feel great. If the dog went on a downer, I feel sorry for him. It's happened to me so many times.

    Haven't smoked weed for well over a year now I wish I could just get some and smoke after having a few beers.

  • lol

  • Cannabis kills cancer.

    "Run from the Cure"

    "2 year old used marijuana"

    Watch those..

  • lol look at his FACE!! priceless!

  • All animals from fish to cattle have THC receptors in the brain, basically we are all wired to welcome cannabis. Happy 420!

  • @javierg72

    My Cairn stole my weed grinder once - I'll never let it happen again! Not only is it dangerous for dogs but he keeps searching for my stash, now. No joke, the little sod always knows when I have some and he never shares :(

  • dog is paranoid the dog catchers are at the door.

  • i like the fact you cared about his safety :)

  • looks like she had just a wee bit too much... she wasnt laxin she was trippin!

  • or 2nd hand pot smoke

  • hahaha he is enjoying the beauty of being high (x

  • tht is funny though but if ur concerned about ur pets health DONT LEAVE DRUGS HANGIN AROUND YA HOUSE

  • name of song?

  • gagds a

  • ahahaha hes baked out of his mind

  • scooby snacks, ive always wondered... scooby always had the munchies right?

  • @whiskytango223 you are too funny!!!

  • aww hes fucking dry LoL!

  • i give my dog weed, i put the weed in leftover food for my wittle pupzyys!

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  • @I8ISubaDubDubI8I excuse me? im sorry but did you just call people fucking idiots because you think you cant get high from eating weed.... you sir are the dumbass maybe you should be MUCH more informed on somthing before you start abusing people.

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  • That poor dog...

  • it was the chocolate. chocolate can kill a dog!

  • @XxThExAnGeLxX Stop sayign shit people already know, besides he didn't give the dog the chocolate.

  • please what´s name of the song!?? :D

  • Me and my dog are the closest. I will sit on my couch pack a bowl, roll a blunt, whatever it may be. And she will get high with me and we kick it all day :)) Mans best friend.

  • @Forthelolz94 My dog's the same lol.

  • mann u wrong that dogs just kickin it back probably watchin a marathon on tv so get out of his way!!

  • @OGJBone That sure pisses me off when people wait till you are all settled in and then they come to talk while you are trying to watch tv. Ignore them and they start asking questions....question.....ques­tion....question....hey, are you listening to me?....question..talk....talk.­..nonsense.....question....etc­....?? why???

  • Chocolate is poisoning for dogs. Your lucky he didn't die.

  • @JakeMasterbait

    It is not

    It never will be.

    Chocolate will never kill a dog.

    I've been giving my dog chocolate for years.

    Shit ain't workin yet.

  • Stoned dogs are the best. My dog loves to get high everytime i finish my joint and about to go inside the house that nigga be munching =)

  • this video is so f ing cute!! go stoner dog!!

  • Proof that drugs fuck you up.

  • @CONTRAHABS weed is a plant not a drug :)