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  • 8:50 leave it to Uncharted.

  • fun on 3:50

  • thad grunt on 1:35

  • Awesome

  • Awesome

  • LOL

  • waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwa­it!!!! MASTER CHIEF IS AMERICAN???????????????!

  • poor grunt at 3:02 i feel sad for it

  • wanna get some ice-cream YIPPIE!!

  • lol... wortish... xD

  • why dosn't every one have a holy crap o meter it sure would come in handy for dare devils

  • oh cheif THATT WAS OUR SHIP lol

  • so thats what wold happen if master chief was an idiot

  • wort wortish

  • There SHOULD be a game version of this by Bungie and their gaming mates!

    Fantastic video!

  • awwwww his helmet

  • Cortana: i know what your thinking and its crazy

    Mastercheif:but, what if monkeys really could fly

    XD

  • why we be looking at halo /covent/ HHHHHHAAAAAAALLLLLLLLOOOOOO

  • wortish

  • 6:13 this should be in halo 4

  • 18 fans of metroid dislike this video

  • It's been a long time not watching this vid and it's still funny.

  • wat if monkeys could fly?

  • lol

    

  • at 6:59 is what I think a precursor would look, although I know they are supposed to be elites

  • @HibbsDibble92 There aturlly called ''space pirate'' from the metriod series

  • HAYYYYYYLOOOOOOOO.............­.

  • Damn

    I used to watch this every day when I was little

    Brings back memories

  • Cheif that was our ship

  • 2:43 spankage! XD

  • This is funny

  • 3:17 Master Chief deserved it in a long time :D

  • that is some head banging music at 8:09

  • wtf...

  • who else moved thir thumbs at 6:46 to hold down Y? i did haha

  • *After chief uses morph ball* "You know chief on reflection I really don't think you should have stolen that powerup."

    "Look I've told you before she was dead when I got there."

    "Hmmm maybe thats because you SNIPED HER!!!!"

  • very nice

    

  • Just point it to the floor close your eyes and think happy thoughts

  • The chief is never beaten

    -takes a forklift-

    XD

  • Time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... And I'm all out of gum.

  • 8:18 We're whalers on the moon! we carry a harpoon! but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whailing tune =D

  • i thot we were space pirates do i look like a space pirate to you im not going answer that ah screw this im going for a BEER

  • i told she was dead when she got there hmmmm maybe that was because you SNIPED HER!

  • does he not have to stop and reload? he must have a really big clip or some thing. BANG BANG BANG *pulls out massive clip* cheif your last clip you cant excpect me to carry more of these

  • i got the same mouth

  • @sirlagsalotify1 halo did, made alot of people play xbox, at this time playstation was the system most people had

  • Here chief, have this trophe, gift certificate, ham, my phoneumber and medal wow how lucky he is.

  • Rofl I loved it!!! :D

  • Wartsih lol

  • the plack sayz he saved xbox

  • that's weird I only counted 49 stars on the flag FAIL!

  • HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALO!

  • wart wart wart wart wart wart...*English*

  • I would wall up to a covenant elite (while they were still evil) and tell him this, " I'm going to kick your scrawny alien ass back to you homeworld full of inhuman bastards" then riddle him with bullets... Three am ppl I probably won't remember this at all

  • US flag, unsc?

    

  • What happened to the 555-Bungie

  • HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLOO­OOOOOOOOOOOO

  • THANKS FOR 100,000 VIEWS GUYS! :D

  • @Lachshmock More?

  • so ur telling me that theres plenty of other survivers that were on halo that were fighting master cheif at the time and ur blaiming me and I wasen't part the story line yeh pretty much i'm joining the unsc and thats how halo 3 was made :)

  • Lol USA!!!!

  • and i am all out of gum lol

  • aww omg sooo cute when the grunt says haaalo at 2:58

  • admiraaaal i stubbed my toooooooooooe

  • 2:46 lmao

  • lol heritic heritic heritic SHUT UP!!! ehe ehe eheeeeeeee

  • And I'm all out of GUM!!!

  • 1:30. What are the grunts saying in the stands?

  • @Honorharringtonfan heratic

  • @theunicrew Oh ok it sounded strange.

  • @theunicrew *Heretic.

  • @AZproductions117 yeah im just a terable speller thanks

  • @theunicrew Hehe...

    *Terrible

    :P

  • Grunt: "Why would we be looking at that when we can look at Halo?" All of High Charity: "HHHAAAAALLLLOOOOO!"

  • grunts always cries poor grunts+cute

    

  • did anyone else notice that mc's cetifacet said "thanks for saving the xbox"

  • HALOBAND HERO

    6:39

  • HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOO

  • HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA­ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOO

  • Why aren't more FPSs this funny? It's not serious because it's a fricking video game!

  • Also if you notice the pencil it says writing Evolved same with the beer

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  • cheif;general i stubed my toee. guy; gives golden star- feel any better? cheif:umm ya guy: ya wanna get sum ice cream? cheif: yayaya!!

  • you've drawn quite a crowd!......... wortwort

  • LOVE THE ENERGY SWORD GUITAR

  • Omfg chief shot samus

  • I'm sad the bubblegum quote is only remembered from duke nukem :(

  • no no no no no no no master cheif is not amarican

  • the sun looks like a dorito

  • Arbiter: Worth worth worth worth, worth worth worth worth.

    True: Worth worth worth worth?

    lenguges: Wortish

    jajaja XD

  • A-Team for the win

  • lol wortish

  • Master Chief what are u doing defend this station!

    Alright, I need a weapon...PWND! Alright I'm going to kick ass and chew gum...AND I'M ALL OUT OF GUM!!!!!! XD

  • Star Craft reference. :)

  • @BoomFire4 actually duke nukem

  • im addicted to this halo band =D

  • if they've come to watch me beg for mercy they'll be dissapointed

  • @whiteshadow943 *spank spank spank*

  • i dint know this but master cheif real name is john

  • LOL 3:45 Elites with plasma pistols =D...

  • 2:10

    They fitted John with the spartan armor when they had JUST RECRUITED HIM!!!

  • OMG NO Gum!?

  • *stubbed

  • I stunned my toe!

  • Halo meets duke nukem meets a team meets gasmic

  • bloody heel it was

  • HAAAALOOOOOOOO

  • mc:its time to kick and chew bubble gu and im ALL OUT OF GUM!

  • wow that gay

  • Cortona: you don't pay me at all I'm a com-

    Mc:shut up a second I love this part

  • MC: Look, I don´t pay you to critizise my Chiefy ways!

  • @felixlemixx Your not paying me at all. I'm a compu-

    Shut up a sec, I love this part!

  • dog barking???

  • HAHA I just noticed the "Whalers on the Moon" button on the ship...

  • y dint olimar get it tard not

  • I love the fact the Grunt has a British accent xD

  • wart wart war war waryiuqwyuqg wily poop

  • WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOTWOOT WOOT WOOTWOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOTWOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT v WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT

  • Kratos: What the hell I took down Mt. Olympus by myself & Master Chief gets the award!

    Master Chief: Nobody cares. I would just like to thank everybody I stepped on...I mean helped me out. I would also like to thank Dr. Halsey, Bungie, Microsoft, Bill Gates & myself.

    Nathan Hale: I killed the Leviathan.

    Master Chief: Resistance is overrated!

    Nathan Hale: (runs away crying)

    Master Chief: Jeez, what a whiny bitch!!

  • That amaeican flag is bullshit he's not amarican

  • WTF did I just watch?!?!?!

  • Grunt:crying I suck 2 grenades in hand ahhhh whoa!

  • 5:47 = My  penis lenght

    Dislike bar = Justin Beibers penis lenght

  • Indiana jones style escape YES why couldnt he have done that on the first halo HHHHAAAALLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOO

  • Wort Wort Wort!!! Wort Woort Woooort Wort!!!!!!!!

  • haaaaloooooo

  • what if monkey's really could fly?

  • 6:37

    I love this part to

  • Truth: It was because of you that MasterChief destroyed Halo. Regret: Halo? *HAAAALOOOO!!* Grunt: Sir Sir! Tartarus:What?! Grunt: We found earth! Tartarus: WHAT?! Where? Grunt: Well it was over there... Regret: You buggah, why didn't you tell us this before? Grunt: Well why would we be lookin' at that when we could be lookin' at Halo? *HAAAALLLOOOOO!*
  • HERETIC! HERETIC! HERETIC! SHUT UP!!! *grunt starts crying*

  • WORT WORT WORT

  • did anyone else notice that the plaque says thanks for saving the X-box signed bill gates?

  • dumbass. america was ceded into the UEG long before you were born 4:26

  • ewwww cortana is so ugly DX 3:34

  • continuing. they taugh master cheif everything exept how to grow up.

  • @XBLspartanx170 why the fuck are you so obsessed with commenting one this 1 video?

  • @kevin77pwngeguy  isint hat what a youtube critic does

  • stubbing your toe does not give you a purple heart you moron 2:09

  • I'm not like Solid Snake or anything!!!

  • 士官長 是怎摸了

  • who's watching this in 2552

  • DE-CHIEFER

  • 2:43 HAHAHAHAHAHHA lolololololol epiccc!!

  • HAAAAAAALOOOOOOOOW

    

  • lol his CHIEFY ways

    love the guitar, wish i had one

  • my CHIEFY ways

    loved that

  • sorry, i mean 8:34 and it totally is oh wow y is Neo in space?

  • Grunts: heritic heritic

    Cheftain: shut up

    Grunt 3:cries

  • Languages: Wort

    lol

  • Haha! He killed samus!!!

  • why did Chief kill Samus!? that b******! I'll kill him! and was that Neo at 0:34?

  • Time to kick ass and chew bubble gum,and I'M ALL OUTTA GUM LOL >:D

  • This is good anyone know what animation software was used?

  • I LOVE GRUNTS *gaboose voice*

  • I LOVE HOW YOU USED JET FORCE GEMINI MUSIC.

  • All your bomb r belong to us!!!

  • YUU WILL RESPECT MAH CHIEFY WEHS!

  • Damn Tartarus, why you gotta make Grunt cry? Asshole.

  • wort is the laugh for elites

  • 9 people weren't being paid to criticize his chiefy ways

  • 20 secs in there is alot of sperm

    

  • lol, the gold trophy is of kerrigan eating a muffin...as she would have said "MUFFIN! :3"

  • wow he stubs his toe and gets a gold star

  • is this a game?

  • ice cream<3

  • thumbs up if you saw what the gift certificate to dennys said

  • HERETIC, HERETIC, HERETI -

    SHUT UP!!!!!!!

    (CRYING)

  • HAAAAAAAALOOOOOOOO

  • thumbs if you saw what chiefs plaque said

  • @Ep1cxXFa1luxre Thats the truth Halo saved the xbox.

  • awww poor grunt

  • 2:37~2:47??? I love that part lolz

  • is ther a link to the video where we see chief killing Samus aran with a sniper ?

  • Chief: (Flies away from flaming wreckage) Mission Complete! Time For A Beer!

    Cortana: CHIEF! THAT WAS OUR SHIP!

    Chief: Ah Crap! That's gonna mean a pay cut isn't it.........I'm still gonna have my beer..........

  • Grunt: Sir! Sir! We Found Earth!

    Brute: What! Where is it!

    Grunt: It's was over there! (Points out window)

    Prophet: You bugger, why didn't you tell us this before.

    Grunt: Well why would we be looking at that when we could be looking at Halo?

    All Moan: HALO............

    Prophet: ( Slaps Grunt)

    Grunt: wwwwwweeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhh!

  • @binman133 the brute is tatarus and the prophet is truth