Portal 2: Best of Wheatley

[powersbro]

0:57 ITS HER SHAPE!

[HAHAHAHAHAHAHA240]

Can they be in order maybe?

[Kacper2be]

Cool, But Wheatly looks different. Why is that?

[TheMechagodzilla18]

12:08  flat bit

[TheMechagodzilla18]

no braces here no braces there no braces anywhere

[MisfitChemical]

"I don't even know what I just said!" when he said that in the game I was howling

[abominableangel90]

Oh my god, I LOVE this game. The dialogue all around is just PRICELESS.

[BlueManGroup10ROBLOX]

7 people brought their daughter to work.

[TwoStupidGirlsYT]

Steven merchant :D

[MegaCatlover98]

"No you should plug that little idiot in" XD

[TheMapleTyger]

11:20-14:04. Hacking for dummies, by dummies

[johannbuboy]

There's a frame painting on the wall. Please stare at it. This is art you will hear a buzzer when you hear it stare at the art. BUZZZZZ. You should now feel metalic infigerated. If you suspect staring at art has not require interlectional assesments reflect refay on thes classical music. Music Plays

[zanouchiha]

check this out I'm a bloody genious now!

ESTAS USANDO ESTE SOFTWARE DE TRADUCCION DE FORMA INCORRECTA PORFAVOR CONSULTE EL MANUAL!

I don't even know what i said!

my favorite part of all

[RumblezMan]

@zanouchiha It means You're using this Traduction Software the wrong way. Please refer to manual.

[DarkHybridxx]

@RumblezMan traduccion = translation

[thefunksoulyoda]

When you hear the beep stare at the art... ROFLMAO

[Bluphausen]

I love how much gesture and emotion they put into wheatley. I mean, for frigging robotic ball he is more believeable and emotional than most of the people in real life.

[1sloanin]

you shouldnt do what wheatley says in the first place. You missed so many things.

[Darkfoxz8743]

46 seconds in and all ready this makes me want to buy and beat Prtal 2.

[docfeelgood777]

PRO TIP: Try to land on your feet.

[Deanozaur]

"Ok ready 1" lol 6:43

[rainbowunicorn890]

Is this gonna hurt "YeS" no no seriously is this AHHHHHHHH

[cyanman123]

"and off we go"

[SneakyRedstone525]

Long live Wheatley??? Anyone?

[TheMike16112]

Why do you use the right mouse button to jump?

[NaMi8804]

I wanna know what he said 'cause the only words I caught were incorrect, please, and possibly software...

[MeggieCook]

Steeeeeeeve <3

[Tuxy6586]

I love wheatley and ive never even played Portal. My friend told about this guy He sounds like that guy on the military channel show "Tour of Duty"

[xxxLawThreexxx]

why is he sparking and all glitchy

[CynderIsReal2345]

@xxxLawThreexxx Did you not play the game? You should play the game before watching spoilers.

[Zenofial]

I Love Wheatly!XD

[HaouasLeDocteur]

“A VEEEEEEERY MINOR case of some SEEEEERIOUS brain damage.” I'm dead now xD.

[akatsukigaaralover]

when he was knoking on the door i thought it was my mom wanting to tell me something

[KiaraTheKatFury]

Wheatley amuses me

[AnishaVStudios]

wait ignore that wrong video

[AnishaVStudios]

why was she a potato

[brightespeon]

hola amigo abre la puerta.i now know Spanish because of Wheatums

[000theredx000]

14:25 xD "Check this out. Im a bloody genius now! ESTAS USANDO ESTE SOFTWARE DE TRADUCCION DE FORMA INCORRECTA. POR FAVOR, CONSULTE EL MANUAL. I dont even know what i've just said!" Well, he actually said: You're using this translator software in a wrong way. Please, check the manual :D

[SweaterSwagg]

If Wheatly said Find The Computer room I probably would've been on the floor lol

[Cerberusballs]

What accent is Wheatley using? Yes, I know it's British, but it's unlike any Britsh accent I've ever heard. It's definately not cockney.

[TheVABrits]

@Cerberusballs I think it's an accent from Bristol or something along those lines, one of our major cities.

[katiekannibal23]

@Cerberusballs This accent is actually far more common in modern days than anything like cockney. The actor who plays him is from Bristol though, so it has a bit of a Bristol twist to it.

[philpay95]

@Cerberusballs It's a english West Country accent :)

[KillerHelix]

@seesawproductions7 It's Stephen Merchant, actually.

[robeomega]

Portal 1 theme: The cake is a lie

Portal 2 theme:BIRD BIRD BIRD!!

[renragkrik]

Aww, you missed my favorite quote! "Finally, a worthy adversary. Holmes vs. Moriarty... Aristotle vs MASHY SPIKE PLATE!!!"

[seesawproductions7]

Thumbs up if you knew it was Nick Frost first time you heard Wheatley.

[articunoluver1]

@SrgtMajDoucheBag so do I

[SuperMissile]

"AH! BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD!" Even to this day that part still makes me pause the game, cause I need to stop laughing.

[robertsfd2002]

"No braces on your head, either. That could split like a melon at this height..." very reassuring.

[CyberNecrovalley]

I love when he tries the country accent xD

[SciFiFangirlsFTW]

Wheatley reminds me of Arthur from Cabin Pressure!

[CornishRicky]

Well, never played this but I'm a big Steven Merchant fan. It strikes me as odd that somebody thought a westcountry accent was what was needed here. But... cool.

[dNyDzL]

A computer trying to fool another computer by doing the ol' 'what's that over there' is pure genius

[UncleJunkyard]

Wheatley: Neurotoxin Inspectah Extraordinaire.

[shadowyoshigamernerd]

BIRDBIRDBIRDBIRDBIRD

[GelatinParty]

12:45 - 13:04 Seems legit...

[Devzilla98]

6 people have a very minor case of serious brain damage

[alphcrux]

@Devzilla98 Indeed.

[PastelEarth]

Wheatley is halarious

[Nitrostreak]

... Doctor?

[ycsdramaqueen]

@Nitrostreak Yes! I'm not the only one who thinks so! 

[UndeadxWarrior]

Anyone else think that ALL of Wheatley is the Best of Wheatley?

[FakerUKAccents]

@UndeadxWarrior Me! I <3 him so much!!!

[HaouasLeDocteur]

@UndeadxWarrior you sir stole these words from my mouth xD.

[rubiethefiredragon]

I am NOT. A. MORON.

[PrincessMononokee]

I could listen to that voice all day XD

[HumbleBeeStings]

Aww i was hoping to see, "Now people with brain damage, they're the true heroes."

[TimIsAPenguin]

And its not out of the question that you might have a veeEEEry minor case.. of SERIOUS brain damage..

[trogdorfan42]

Who uses right click to jump?

[booomse]

@trogdorfan42 I do. :D

[dxreaver]

@booomse How do you launch the Orange portal? Mid click? Q? SPACE? SCROLL LOCK? xD

[booomse]

@dxreaver Space! :D

[kuchie9]

@booomse SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

[R33Racer]

@booomse Bizzaro world.

[kadajshm]

@booomse *Jacki Chan 'HOW?' face*

[rogankiwifruit]

@booomse i see what u did thar "SPACE"

[FutureD00M]

@booomse OhMyGodOhMyGodOhMyGod!! HE USE'S SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAACE!!!

[Billybobjoeyful]

@dxreaver SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE­

[2Mal13]

@dxreaver Probably has a mouse with 8 buttons or some shit.

[DancingPnguin]

@trogdorfan42

When you think about it, it makes sense. All your necessities beside walking on one thing.

Fire - Left mouse.

Sights/etc - Middle mouse.

Jumpie Jumps - Right mouse.

[bagleman100]

@DancingPnguin wait what about firing the orange portal?

[DancingPnguin]

@bagleman100

I meant in general. Besides the Portal games. :)

[HiatusLucari]

@trogdorfan42 Hey, if you ever see me play a game, you'd be asking: "Who uses S to shoot? Who uses Z to jump? who uses the arrow keys to move? Who uses left mouse to use melee weapons?" I play with a razer nostromo, so it looks slightly less stupid, but in the end it's just me playing the game the way that suits me best.

[trogdorfan42]

@HiatusLucari I get guess it's just weird to me.

[ICHDX23]

Lol Classic 09:24

[Gh0st6667]

Wheatly your hilarious but sadly you turned... well gotta send him to the moon now.

[AtomicSushi92130]

9:55 hacking the door was hilarious

[nascarboy77]

LOL

AHHH BIRD!

[eziothe1]

8:36 did someone said "i'm BATMAN"

[CartoonChick123]

Anyone else think that Wheatley sounds like a boy version of Mangaminx?

[vampires18]

@CartoonChick123 Not enough swearing :D

[CartoonChick123]

@vampires18 Oh right, of course. So it SHOULD have been more like...

"Fuck, counting to three gives you enough fucking time to fucking think. Fuck that's fucking high. Alright on fucking one then. Ready fuckface? One-FUCKINGCATCHMEFUCKINGCATCH­MEFUCKINGCATCH--fucking OW."

[vampires18]

@CartoonChick123 That sounds more like Mangaminx ;D

[kitcatkat13]

@CartoonChick123 Not enough swearing, but he does sound almost exactly like her friend VideoGameCarnage.

It's insane.

[icecreamxcakeness]

I love Wheatley's accent!

[BenTheMagnifice]

@icecreamxcakeness Search on youtube for the Ricky Gervais show. The voice actor for wheatly is one of the three hosts and the show is hilarious.

[SrgtMajDoucheBag]

I don't even play portal and I already love Wheatley

[DrRandomness]

"Lovely plumage!"

[0Backtrack]

Why is Wheatley sparking in 11:47?

[TouYube67]

8:34 I'm Batman??? lol

[axsmindz]

he may be a moron but hes the best moron in the world!

[Milomia9]

"a very minor case of serious brain damage" Hahaha Now I get it.

[Shetasen]

I was sent this as a challenge. I made it up until 1:59 before I started to love him. What a nervous little wreak he is! XD "No you SHOULD plug that little idiot into the mainframe!" >( ahaha

[TheCheesenator42]

EpicFighter12345, oh, how right you are.

[RainAngel111]

thumbs up if you think Wheatley should be in portal 3!

[EpicFighter12345]

@RainAngel111 valve cant count to 3 idiot

[TheCinemaJackTV]

Congrats to Stephen Merchant for the VGA win!

[bobrobrules]

All I hear is Stephen Merchant.

[GotenksZ45]

oh sure DONT BE WORRIED THAT I HAVE BRAIN DAMAGE WHEATLEY YEAH!

[angeleyes021985]

@silvergirl006 THUMBS UP! WHEATLY RULES

[silvergirl006]

Wheatley lovers UNITE!!!

[Kazzerscout]

Good ol Stephen Merchant

[inFluenceEmpire]

Im glad this is 15 minutes long.

Wheatley is freakin' hilarious

[OokamiYusuragi]

<3 Wheatley AND GLaDOS

[Ramones1234100]

If you want to hear Wheatley say some REALLY funny things, go to The Part Where He Kills You, and right after you escape and he's yelling at you to come back, actually go back there. GLaDOS will say some funny things too.

[Fairfieldfencer]

This guy is the voice on a bank advert and tells you to use this bank. Wheatley was built and programmed to make the worst mistakes possible.

I switched banks.

[tymek7354]

I AM NOT AN MORAN

[nextgentacos123]

I wonder what it would be like if Tim Curry voiced Wheatley.

And should Tim Curry be the new voice of Dr. Breen?

[YoshiRxs97]

you might have a veeery minor case of Serious brain damage

[JeefCakes]

Merchant did a fucking excellent job of this

[Krelinos]

If only he said "Oatmeal? Are you crazy?" at 1:19

[BrookeCAP27]

@Krelinos i lol'd so hard

[1995Pdr]

I love Wheatley

[KiyaKnockout]

My last names Wheatley. I feel fucking AWESOME.

[Eonnoliel]

Oh, wait, it's Stephen Merchant. Screw me.

[Eonnoliel]

FUCK! I missed his voice because of localisation! How could I!? It's... Shaun! I mean Danny Wallace! Hell eyah. I must replay the game. this is it.

[DrMegaGenius]

wheatly: its not out of the question you may have a varry minor case of savere brain damage

Chel: O_O

wheatly: don't be alarmed but if you do hold on to that feeling

Chel: O_O

[Bulba2277]

why is jump right click

[MsSporeman]

angry bird vs wheatley thumbs up vor the bird

[HydreigonMaster]

14:56 Sure you're not. Sssssuuuuuuuuure....

[38gaute]

@WheatlyInSpace ok lol

[EliKG114]

when wheatly fell of the management rail I was standing right under him, and he landed on me. It was kind of a balancing act. Then he fell of about 10 seconds later and said "Ow!"

[raqmarotemar17]

i cant believe there are haters ..... haters can live with but cant live with out them (actually we can!)

[Breylahk]

I havn't even played this game yet, and these clips are more funny than a stand up comedian!! :D

Wheatley is FREAKING awesome!!

[pitobayola]

@Breylahk (spoilor) wheatly tries to kill you 

[Breylahk]

@pitobayola hahah nice try, my friend already ruined it for me, THE BASTARD D:<

[pitobayola]

@Breylahk i HATE WHEATLY and he says sorry in SPACE (spoilor)

[Rarzna]

@Breylahk they are done by a stand up comedian, steve merchant :D

[dragonfilms100]

Lol...There might be a chance that you have a minor case...of severe brain damage...

[RandomlyCoolDan]

I rofl'd at 9:57 XD

[rockers39]

it would be better if you had Bill as Wheatley :D

[Candyholic000]

"Ooh, it's dark down here, isn't it? They say that the old caretaker of this place went absolutely crazy. Chopped up his entire staff...of robots. All of them robots. They say at night you can still hear the screams...of their replicas. All of them functioning, distinguishable from their originals. No memory of the incident...Nobody knows what they're screaming about. Absolutely terrifying. Though obviously not paranormal in any meaningful way."

[3CallMeTheCaptain]

I nearly DIED at 13:00! I LIVE in the United Arab Emirates!

[cmoore1057]

what did he say in spanish

[DWNmetalman777]

@cmoore1057 "You are using this translation software incorrectly. please consult the manual."

[pokemonboosterboy]

is weatly thogu the game with

[habitatkilla]

(Breaks the glass) done hacked

[Kingopersia]

Wheatley is hilarious

[InvaderSketch]

5 People landed on their spines...

[Lily80278]

Wheatly Your not helping Chell wioht cofidince Your making her nervous of the number of ways she can die O.o

[BelleAndTheBoy]

"That's probably the bird innit, that laid the eggs! Livid!"

Goddamn it Stephen Merchant, you're amazing.

[jadestinger]

CATCH ME CATCH-

[supermario863]

WHEATLEY WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BETRAY ME *sniff*

[21luigiigiul12]

A minor case of serious brain damage. LOL

[nadiehtje10]

i want the best of GLaDOS

[booomse]

@nadiehtje10 Check out the video response ;p

[supashadowmasta27]

@booomse At the beginning of this when everyone holds on to wheatly I'd just drop him from the height just to see what happens I'm curious.

[SantaWithHumor]

9:51 Best Part

[andysim232]

"Warning Neurotoxin levels reaching dangerously unleathal levels" !lol made me giggle hearing that =)

[eldenisimo]

gotta love wheatley :D

[WWWWWWWWWw123as]

This is awsome



[hamsterdam92]

how did wheatley knock on chell's door?

[harlytrav]

@hamsterdam92 Smashed his head against the door?

[PinkySmartass]

CATCH ME CATCH ME!!

[TouYube67]

good news , that is not a docking station 2:54