@Slyteradon I knew someone would probably post something here to that effect but kudos to you for being the one who did it (I gave you a thumbs up). Before I saw yours though, just in case no one did, this is how I was going to word it:
"Ending a relationship with a woman isn't hard. Just act like Andrew Dice Clay does. No need to even ask him his best technique at it, probably any action by him would do the trick."
Dice Rules...it's bonus footage from a comedy club called Rascals in NJ around 1989-90..just type in dice rules from amazon and it should be track no's 21-40
You cut off the best part, about how you go to the restaurant and you "discover" your balls are hanging out of your pants when you go to pay the check.
Wow, you are calling ME a fruitcake? Do you realize that you type exactly like a 13 year old girl. You replace "you" with "U"" What a fag. Another gay Dice fan that ...... why am I even talking to you?
well done.
ThunderFan1017 3 months ago
GREAT JOB MAN
Hobokenkid1 7 months ago
The slideshow was perfect, for once
LetsGo6009 8 months ago
What's the definition of eternity? The time between when you blow your load and she goes home.
rnasap 8 months ago 4
he's right on the money
starks758 10 months ago
Thats funny
TheCatfish009 1 year ago
"You gotta know how to end a relationship..." *picture of OJ and Nicole* LMAO
ThaaWhiteShadow 1 year ago
Why did you have to put a pic of poor pee-wee in there once he starts talking about jerking off all over yourself??
DAKMAIN 1 year ago
Which Album is this from?
schmoesknow 1 year ago
The donkey punch also works
CanineFaeces 1 year ago
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danning1 1 year ago
i cant tell you how many girlfriends i dropped FOLLOWING this mans advice. "Hey baby! You ready for the gook?!?!" works EVERY TIME.
WKRPinCINN 1 year ago
The Dice Man is God!
DanielDamascusKimery 1 year ago 2
YOU READY FOR THE GOOK???
Fanik8 1 year ago
It's Jackie Chan @ 1:56.
CitySkin09 1 year ago
3* Pretty good comedy bit.
IHeathIRow 1 year ago
OMG LOL I'm fucking cyring
Vincent229 1 year ago 3
lmao pee wee herman
yoyrut10000 1 year ago
ay! Its da dice man! Ya know what I mean?
ElusiveHermit 1 year ago
loled!
CityHunter84 1 year ago
best MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
csipy5 1 year ago
nancy grace to al bundy to whitnehh houston. hahahahahahahaa
real80smusic 2 years ago 3
TEARS!
rumravon 2 years ago
That shit is funny!
1995RangeRover 2 years ago 3
if u want to end a relationship than pretty much just act like andrew dice clay
Slyteradon 2 years ago 36
@Slyteradon I knew someone would probably post something here to that effect but kudos to you for being the one who did it (I gave you a thumbs up). Before I saw yours though, just in case no one did, this is how I was going to word it:
"Ending a relationship with a woman isn't hard. Just act like Andrew Dice Clay does. No need to even ask him his best technique at it, probably any action by him would do the trick."
danning1 10 months ago
@danning1 lol nice man. Great minds think alike I guess
Slyteradon 10 months ago
gr8 tips
mnypwrrspkt 2 years ago
Great slideshow that was relevant to the topic. Especially the inclusion of OJ & Phil Spector. Hope u do another one just like this one.
2hardcore4life 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
" "READ THIS IT REALLY WORKS!!
1st-put ur hands on ur chest
2nd-think of someone u like
3rd-2marrow the person will ask u out or say i LOVE u
4th-the catch is to write this for 5 vids
onarin316 2 years ago
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justice4allu 2 years ago
I was dying laughing from the pictures, especially Pee-Wee. Nice upload.
BigTMan1 2 years ago
Timeless whether you like him or not, it's pretty much dead on.
bvee10 3 years ago 28
Faggots at Youtube r Caylee Anthony
214FUN 3 years ago
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LOL DATS SUM UCKED UP ISH MAH NIGG
GregGeezSWP 2 years ago
rulez:)
Mauzerke 3 years ago
so true
mol3898 3 years ago 3
maybe he should do a skit on 'how to commit suicide' and use his own advice..i hate this cunt
Mansawn 3 years ago
you just hate him because he gave your mom what you never could...happiness and a orgasim
gqmighty 3 years ago 4
I hear ya, man. Dice knows
eandatoo 3 years ago
what CD is this from?
PhuckHue2 3 years ago
Dice Rules...it's bonus footage from a comedy club called Rascals in NJ around 1989-90..just type in dice rules from amazon and it should be track no's 21-40
kingns1 3 years ago
"Are you ready for the guck? I gotta go take a steamy shit" LMAO!
PhuckHue2 3 years ago 3
You cut off the best part, about how you go to the restaurant and you "discover" your balls are hanging out of your pants when you go to pay the check.
cubdukat 3 years ago
Nobody shits in my bed but me.
Ken9284 3 years ago 3
hahahah amazing video
selfscienz 3 years ago
its true though
Kilowarning2 4 years ago
are you ready for the "gook"
whitespot42 4 years ago
"guck"
PhuckHue2 3 years ago
LOL!!!!!!!!! 02:07- 02:16!!!! Those three pictures are PERFECT for the audio!!!
WTAdair 4 years ago
ammoman you take it up the ass u fuckin hard on
Bigbadbenyo 4 years ago
Wow, Andrew Dice Clay SUCKS.
ammoman23 4 years ago
wow, your a piece of shit
jdobinsky 4 years ago
AAAAahahahha, you actually got offended that Clay is a fag, huh. Well, I'm off to worry that some Canadian, Andrew Dice Clay fan doesnt like me.
ammoman23 4 years ago
you know something you suck
les078 3 years ago
You might want a comma in there somewhere, otherwise it makes absolutely no sense.
ammoman23 3 years ago
u fuckin fruitcake
mwalshy08 3 years ago 2
Wow, you are calling ME a fruitcake? Do you realize that you type exactly like a 13 year old girl. You replace "you" with "U"" What a fag. Another gay Dice fan that ...... why am I even talking to you?
ammoman23 3 years ago
oooh attacking someone's grammar on a youtube comment board.
You're just some dumb liberal faggot who thinks he's enlightened and all progressive.
lucypunch 2 years ago 4
fuck the liberal communist
they're about to get americas boot up their faggit communist asses
Teleblu73 1 year ago
@Teleblu73
Shut your fat teabaggin ass
DDBOOGER 1 year ago
@DDBOOGER fuck u!
goodf3lla4life 1 year ago
Is it a lollipop?
eezysqueezy 3 years ago
Fucking funny! Well done.
MarcyHeath 4 years ago
I generally don't like slide shows...but my congratulations well done!
dino2354 4 years ago