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From: roguescholar2007
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  • well done.

  • GREAT JOB MAN

  • The slideshow was perfect,  for once

  • What's the definition of eternity? The time between when you blow your load and she goes home.

  • he's right on the money

  • Thats funny

  • "You gotta know how to end a relationship..." *picture of OJ and Nicole* LMAO

  • Why did you have to put a pic of poor pee-wee in there once he starts talking about jerking off all over yourself??

  • Which Album is this from?

  • The donkey punch also works

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  • i cant tell you how many girlfriends i dropped FOLLOWING this mans advice. "Hey baby! You ready for the gook?!?!" works EVERY TIME.

  • The Dice Man is God!

  • YOU READY FOR THE GOOK???

  • It's Jackie Chan @ 1:56.

  • 3* Pretty good comedy bit. 

  • OMG LOL I'm fucking cyring

  • lmao pee wee herman

  • ay! Its da dice man! Ya know what I mean?

  • loled!

  • best MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • nancy grace to al bundy to whitnehh houston. hahahahahahahaa

  • TEARS!

  • That shit is funny!

  • if u want to end a relationship than pretty much just act like andrew dice clay

  • @Slyteradon I knew someone would probably post something here to that effect but kudos to you for being the one who did it (I gave you a thumbs up). Before I saw yours though, just in case no one did, this is how I was going to word it:

    "Ending a relationship with a woman isn't hard. Just act like Andrew Dice Clay does. No need to even ask him his best technique at it, probably any action by him would do the trick."

  • @danning1 lol nice man. Great minds think alike I guess

  • gr8 tips

  • Great slideshow that was relevant to the topic. Especially the inclusion of OJ & Phil Spector. Hope u do another one just like this one.

  • I was dying laughing from the pictures, especially Pee-Wee. Nice upload.

  • Timeless whether you like him or not, it's pretty much dead on.

  • Faggots at Youtube r Caylee Anthony

  • rulez:)

  • so true

  • maybe he should do a skit on 'how to commit suicide' and use his own advice..i hate this cunt

  • you just hate him because he gave your mom what you never could...happiness and a orgasim

  • I hear ya, man. Dice knows

  • what CD is this from?

  • Dice Rules...it's bonus footage from a comedy club called Rascals in NJ around 1989-90..just type in dice rules from amazon and it should be track no's 21-40

  • "Are you ready for the guck? I gotta go take a steamy shit" LMAO!

  • You cut off the best part, about how you go to the restaurant and you "discover" your balls are hanging out of your pants when you go to pay the check.

  • Nobody shits in my bed but me.

  • hahahah amazing video

  • its true though

  • are you ready for the "gook"

  • "guck"

  • LOL!!!!!!!!! 02:07- 02:16!!!! Those three pictures are PERFECT for the audio!!!

  • ammoman you take it up the ass u fuckin hard on

  • Wow, Andrew Dice Clay SUCKS.

  • wow, your a piece of shit

  • AAAAahahahha, you actually got offended that Clay is a fag, huh. Well, I'm off to worry that some Canadian, Andrew Dice Clay fan doesnt like me.

  • you know something you suck

  • You might want a comma in there somewhere, otherwise it makes absolutely no sense.

  • u fuckin fruitcake

  • Wow, you are calling ME a fruitcake? Do you realize that you type exactly like a 13 year old girl. You replace "you" with "U"" What a fag. Another gay Dice fan that ...... why am I even talking to you?

  • oooh attacking someone's grammar on a youtube comment board.

    You're just some dumb liberal faggot who thinks he's enlightened and all progressive.

  • fuck the liberal communist

    they're about to get americas boot up their faggit communist asses

  • @Teleblu73

    Shut your fat teabaggin ass

  • @DDBOOGER fuck u!

  • Is it a lollipop?

  • Fucking funny! Well done.

  • I generally don't like slide shows...but my congratulations well done!

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