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  • I have HEARD of that ancient Asian Napkin cure but was amazed to see it actually used in a modern day environment.

  • ".... buuut hes putting napkins under her head so I'm sure she'll be fine" LMAOO!!!

  • dude get a life u faggot

  • @knarkievich Lol

  • @knarkievich Oh...Talking about helping people and taiwanese culture is less of yours sitting infront of the pc writing comment like these?

  • Why did you say you're a woman? I loled.

  • sad but true, especially in Taiwan and China ~ if you ever see someone down on the road or whatever, take out cellphone, get him/her an ambulance and walk away....

  • Don't wanna to touch that women. If you do, her owner will come and demand you for money.

  • @Prankcafe you actually made me LOL. i just pictured God asking for some money to 'fix' her haha

  • wow ur an asshole u could have went and checked if she was alive at least hahaha

  • Why would you try to pick the old lady up? What if the owner walked around the corner? He'd probably think that you knocked her over and try to make you pay for the damages.

  • If I was Taiwanese, I would buy a brand new bike, lay it down gently on the ground, and wait for some tourist to pick it up before demanding money from them. HAHA, not a bad idea :')

  • @DipDop99 they probably do that -_-

  • "this lady just fell down, but the guys putting napkins on her head so she should be fine." ahahahahahahahahaha

  • yu are my hero

  • napkins under ur sack make u bigger

  • oh he's putting napkins under her head everything is fine, moving right along

  • hello, you repeated yourself.

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    Later, was that big brown dog/horse eyeing up the fallen lady; for lunch?

    .

    ?

  • "Napkins on her head" made me laugh my coffee right out of my mouth. The comments are hilarious. I found me a new channel xD

  • I've been watching some of your videos and there was one where a girl on a scooter/bike had an accident and you said she knocked out some teeth. You went on a rant about how people just stood around and didn't help her, calling them p*ssies. I don't see the difference with this instance here. How long did you just watch and film the old lady on the ground before the other guy came? I'm not trying to bash you, just trying to understand the hypocrisy.

  • jejejeje wow funny man " but he's putting napkins under her head sosure she'll fine" like nothing like the one with the garbage n puttin back in their car. "garbage" n just ride off.wat if the driver coms up to u n tells u something for that or something else.

  • Was the downed lady DEAD?  She looked pretty dead to me. Scary!

  • only the germans can make up a word for what i just felt. Schadenfreude!

  • Dude your an ass hole you should have put the baby down in the dirty street full of germs, or better yet you should have put the baby inside your car and roll the windows up. LOL women driving that's like a man making his own sandwich. She was probably going out to buy more ingredients and cleaning supplies.

  • thats the kind of shit you see in Thailand. I saw 2 drunks crash their bikes on a dirt road with my family.... they didnt stop either to help (even my relatives that live there). but when we came back they were gone so i guess they sobered up enough to get out of there

  • he's putting napkins under her head so she's alright LMAO!!!!!

  • Even in USA if somenones picking up a scooter or motorcycle the owner would demand money from you. 

  • As a Harley rider, I must confess that it's true about touching other people's shit, don't do it. He may have laid it on it's side on purpose. Never touch another person's bike, scooter, motorcycle. You touch mine........ 'Nuff said. As for the old broad, how many people does it take to help her? Clearly she had someone coming from across the street. There are funny laws, ain't much you CAN do but call an ambulance. You may find yourself with a lawsuit.

  • I want a scooter.... =(

  • Isn't this the same in the US? I'd be hesitant to touch anyone's bike here also.

  • lol haha, what a easy way to make money, just lean your scooter on another and wait for someone to move it then run out demanding money...

  • bahahaha. tha last few seconds of this video are halarious! he's putting napkins under her head so im sure shell be fine..lol

  • Hey M13, your a disgrace to Youtube.

  • @charliechapstick3000 care to xplain why?

  • @charliechapstick3000 'you're' but thanks for playing the Internets, where intelligence and manners count for nil.

  • People over there probably lay their scooters down, and sit and wait for someone to pick it up so they can try to scam some money....Fuckers!

  • "But he putting napkins under her head, so Im sure shell be fine" LOL. If I ever get to use that line, I could die right then, and my life would be complete

  • @Shilon2M Alright, explain how I should have helped her......and if you can't.....then it's obvious that you're the true idiot.

  • @13mordeth: stop the car, call 112, etc.. Check the health status of the wounded man. If that was needed to initiate life-saving operations, an embryonic position, check breathing ............................. Think! This could be one of your friends

  • @Shilon2M who gives a shit man...i would propably steal her wallet lol

  • @Shilon2M There was already someone running over to help her.  You want EVERYBODY to gather around her?

  • @13mordeth cuz like you totaly like erm like umm like one of thos helper people that like umm like helps like dead people like lol jks that guy is dumb

  • @13mordeth

    How about call an ambulance?

  • @DutchManticore The guy with the napkins probably already did.

  • @DutchManticore Because with the mindset that these people have, the hospitals are probably handing out checks rather then bills...lol

  • @Shilon2M because if he picks her up or hel her he is going to be the responsable for the damages of that women

  • @Shilon2M He came from England...^^ An Island Monkey can´t help old ladys

  • dude, oh my god, hold the camera still! you made me so dizzy!

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  • OMG, lady...falls....guy....napkins­....guess she's ok....ooohhh....*clutching sides* Dude...I like you...

  • Always entertaining and interesting watching M13's videos, and as a bonus we get to see all kinds of cool stuff around Taiwan like were on tour, a++ :)

  • i wouldn't pick it up anyway. it must have fell for a reason so if you pick it up and it falls again it maight do even more damage. if you leave it where it is then it cannot get anymore damaged than what it is already

  • arent you like completely againt that whole mindset? like with that instance with the girl that crashed her bike?

  • @LittleWaffy Yes, and normally I would pick up the scooter anyway....but as I say in the video...I'm carrying a baby.

  • ''Oh, this woman just had an heart attack or so, she'd be fine''

  • "but hes putting napkins under her head so she should be fine" lol

  • I like how the dog was smelling to see if she was ok.

  • I lol'd at you making a huge speech no the fallen bike and when an old lady is on the floor you go like "Meh, napkins on her head, it's ok. *drives away*" LOL

  • Hey Mordeth,

    Yeah mate that's what really gets on my nerves while living in Asia. They push us to be less humane as sometimes helping out just isn't worth the blame and confusion that could ensue.

  • That dog was going to eat the old lady for revenge for his brethren.

  • no no, you pay me you pay !! lol

    i pay, you do sucky sucky and love me long time :)

  • that scooter deserves to be laid there.... stupid taiwanese bikes.

  • haha

  • napkins = cure to everything.

  • Napkins under her head.. heh. Hmm.

  • hahahah she should be fine lol

  • get a look at my scooter i got a yamaha aerox with a Yasuni R and Malossi gear system :)

  • He's puting napkins on her head sooooo I'm sure she will be fine. Hahah nice one.

  • when i read the title of the vid i thought that a old lady fell off her scooter, still it was a very nice video

  • 1:30 OMG That was hilarious (well for us anyway)

  • LOLLLLLLLLLLL

  • You make Taiwan look so awesome!

  • last week I had a big crash on my bike, hit a fallen tree branch, I ended with a busted and dislocated left wrist, broken knuckle n my right hand and bruised ribs, a driver saw it happened and as I was lay tangled and bleeding upside down in the ditch the bastard stopped , looked at me and drove off, fucking selfish bastards the Taiwanese

  • yeah, it was sarcasm :P

  • LOL "well it looks like this women fell over or ..o wait nevermind hes putting napkins on her head....so everything is fine lol"

  • LOL so in one video you get pissed for no one caring about the girl who fell and lost her teeth...but you dont give a crap for the old lady? haha idk your thinking....still love the videos tho!

  • GET OUT OF THE CAR aND HELP HER! LOL AWESOME!

  • yea, napkins would do the trick!!

  • That was some funny stuff got any more? What if the old lady needed a ride to the hospital and you would have saved her life and then she could have awarded you with millions...ha ha ha ha ha

  • so why taiwan?

  • yo dont pick her up either.

  • What is that lady's husband came along and demanded that man to pay for the damages? :(

  • If*

  • LMFAO.

    Napkins. The universal sign of life for old Taiwanese women. That was awesome.

  • HAHA hes putting napkins under her head so im sure shell be fine

  • looool!

  • yah don't help ..you pick the old lady up they want to be paid for the damage....lol

  • old lady passes out and the best thing a guy can do is put napins under her head lol. wow

  • did you pay to the woman??????

  • Lol :D

  • with money? =O

  • lol im sry but i have to say most of them are just crappy scooters ^^ the one YOUVE got is awesome xD YAMAHA ftw...ive got an GILERA RCR =D

  • Fing LOL at MitoEirik

  • that just earned you a sub! This is great! :D

  • very true, when I lived in okinawa, I was leaving a parking lot and stopped behind a line of drivers exiting out of the lot. Well, this lady reversed her car into the side of mine and scared the shit out of me. I got out and was like "why". She demanded money for the damages, I said fuck you, you hit. She still insisted on the money, so I said fuck you and drove off. I lost a grand when I sold the car before moving to the us.

  • Where I used to live, if you were a white woman driving around town on your own, before too long a car full of South Asian men would end up forcing you to pull over and insist that you hit their car "back there" and needed to pay them for the damage.

    The police never did shit because it was always one woman's story (and since she accused a non-white person of breaking the law, a racist woman at that) against a car full of witnesses stories.

    So go on then; who can guess where I used to live?

  • thailand?

  • No; it was a question for the Brits really. I wouldn't expect anyone else to know the name of this particular city.

    I take it it's a common occurrence in Thailand as-well then?

  • hmm dunno, ive never seen something like that happen here...but im just guessing cus we do get stuff like that..if u were thai and hit the scooter and explained..then no problem...if u were a foreigner and hit the thai...then different story

  • oh shit that sucks good thing im a man xD

    so where did u live?

  • Bradford.

    According to Wikipedia: "The study ranked Bradford as the second most dangerous city in England and Wales" "The city was shown to have the highest level of gun crime in the country, and was amongst the top 5 for incidents of burglary, rape, assault and vehicle crime"

    As a whole, more than 25% of Bradford is non-white, but in reality certain areas are 99% White and others 99% South Asian and there are plenty of racists (on both sides) to make life miserable for everyone.

  • LMFAOOO,thats jokes

  • wow, he genuinely didnt care....

    just wanted to get it on video

  • Welcome to us home videos. "Oh the kids crying, get the camera!"

  • heheheeheh "she'll be fine" lol:D

  • Hahaha, amazing.

  • yyeeaaa..... she'll be fine..

    I lol'd hard man xD

  • that dude better watch out, or else the owner of that woman may come around the corner and demand money!

  • ha ha :D

  • haha

  • @MitoEirik Hahahahahahahaah, true that.

  • lol "hes putting napkins on her face so shell be fine =)"

  • HA! Mordeth you just drive away...BAAAHHH..she'll be fine lol

  • ah, if it was a cute dog there ... well the baby would of taken his day nap in the waiting room .. and his good night sleep .. and maybe the next day as well .. probably ... Think of the baby you selfish man !

  • he's putting napkins under her head .. sure she'll be fine .. LOL .. that was funny

  • XDD at end because the first thing i think to do when an old lady falls down and has a possible heart attack is say "she'll be fine" *drives away* lol that was mean

  • that sucks!  somebody's baby is down!

  • it was probably a wet napkin. maybe fainted? and you make some pretty good videos on like living in Taiwan. so whoever wants to live in Taiwan they can always ask you? haha. i wanna visit there someday. my plan is to travel around the world before i die and my first stop is my Parents country Cambodia (been there twice wanna go again). then Taiwan Japan Korea Philippines Vietnam Thailand China etc etc haha xD

  • haha he's putting napkins on her head i'm sure she'll be fine haha she probably died =P

  • lol at the end haha filming a woman that has had a heartattack and all

  • haha, i learnt that napkin trick in my first aid course.

  • You did?

    What is the napkin trick?

  • lol, i was joking. I know i'm sorry i'm not funny lol

  • Oh sorry, sometimes it's hard to tell when people are joking(:

  • lol! the dog looked like he wanted to help lmao and then napkin king came over, and the dog's like "fuck it im outta here"

  • ahaha the lady lifts her head and will demand the guy he pay for her health insurance

  • but hes putting napkins on her head.. sooo im sure she'll be fine

    you're the best rofl

  • lol :P

  • No No you pay meeh lol

  • Noh noh You pay me, you pay!

  • lol, well this lady either had a heart attack or she just fell down. well that mans buting napkins on her head so...im sure she;ll be fine *rides of* XD

  • yes, that is what happened in the video. thank you for putting the visuals into text for our flash player impaired viewers.

  • alright calm down. its just how he doesnt really care

  • LOL i no he's just like. oh....im sure she's ok

  • lol i thought the dog wanted to chomp on her leg. lmao thats so funny

  • how do they fall anyways. all the ones around it are ok

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  • geez mordeth, you didn't have to take it out on the old bag!!!! LOL!!!

  • lol grannies and mopeds...perfect disaster !

  • So the conclusion is: Don't mind other people's business.

  • LOL "you pay, you pay"

  • I love the end. The the cold mordeth comes alive once again. After pushing a girl in to the bushes. "I guess she feel down anyways she be fine." lol

  • haha, yeah... m13 is a dick... just like me... i would have kept on driving, oh thats too bad!

  • who needs hospitals when you have a almighty napkin!!

  • i hope that lady doesn't regain consciousness with that guy there. he'd have to pay for causing her heart attack

  • lmao

  • napkins soaked in 'tussin i hope.

  • I would have pick it up, and if the owners asks for money I would just punch him in the face....take his keys, and take the scooter....

  • No you wouldn't, dipshit.

    Fucking internet tough guys.

  • agreed lol

  • No one needs your anonymous tough guy "I'd beat people up and take their stuff" BS. You're right I don't know who you are, but you DO look like a total bad ass with your little guitar there.

    I'll leave you to respond to this with your typical assumption riddled big man nonsense. Go easy on me, my pubes aren't in yet.

  • noone cares about an "anonymous tough guy "I'd beat people up and take their stuff BS"...apparently your the only loser that does care about bull shit like this....thats why I write it...to annoy losers like yourself with nothing to do but find stupid coments and pretend to be the real shit!

  • good ol' napkins

  • Dont pick her up, its a trap! she has no health insurance.

    Evil lil scammer, Thats her M.O.

  • No need for health insurance in Taiwan, Xeno! Everybody's completely covered. Wouldn't that be nice in the USA?

  • I live in Canada, I have that free health care. :)

  • The US would go broke. Or they would just raise gas again. Woo hoo free insurance. But gas goes up to 10 dollars a gallon. Sometime I wonder how we lasted this long.

  • This damn health insurance idea Obama has just might be the straw that breaks the camels back. National car insurance will probably be on the agenda in the future, lol

    Odly enough I PAY MORE FOR CAR INSURANCE THAN HEALTH INSURANCE!! WTF!!

  • Its £5 a Gallon over here in the UK. You get Gas/Fuel/Petrol well cheap compared to us.

  • Thanks for the tip man. I never thought of getting screwed over if I was to help someone out by picking up their bike. Nice cultural tip for if I ever head over....

  • My father had something like this happen before in the states a few months after immigrating from Vietnam. It seems to be even if you are trying to to help, people take advantage of the "foreigners" especially when you don't speak the native language.

  • i think since you were hanging out with the imfamous LARC0he would of wanted you to pick up his YAMAHA T-MAX 500c.c .maxi-pad scotter.he has been to japan twice and would be in the hood.i will make you an offer you can not refuse. ?

  • Where can I buy some of those magical napkins?

  • in england they also pick up the bike and drive off. especialy if they hit it. saw it today, there was a nice cbr125 in a parking space and a car pulled around into it at speed not knowing the bike was there.

    got out, looked around and picked it up and left... what a waste of a shopping trip.

  • you stole a bike!!!!!!!!

  • 1.34 WAT kinda dog is that.

    it looks like a small bear or some sort

  • "You knock me down!! Pay my hospital bills!!"

  • man what assholes

  • Napkins pretty much solve any problem