Bad things to say in a job interview- mock the week

[dalektaliban]

this video has the same amount of dislikes as there are funny female stand ups

[Slacks2k]

Bad Things to Say at a Job Interview -

'What can I bring to your team?'

'chlamydia'

[oliverbrisland]

hobbies include sniffing bus seats and sitting out side you bathroom window so i can hear you shit

[nineteennintytwo]

"Previous jobs? Well, I worked for a guy named the Grimm Reaper."

[panzer1x1]

how did i get on here i was watching football

[guepardomorado88]

Gimpy Terry

[diavarezable]

I just discovered that series, it doesn't run here, but I think the guy at 0:11 is also a real acting talent. I could imagine him in a serious movie... just a thought. WhatÄs his name btw

[athox]

@diavarezable Hugh Dennis - he has been in a few movies

[akariglimmer]

Killer alien vagina instantly makes me think of Team Starkid's Starship, but that didn't even exist then!

[nattysmile101]

well. . .killer alien vagina:)

[madbcc]

..i was cannoing...

[1992jamo]

I honestly find female comedians less funny, not being sexist, just a subjective opinion.

[Shadowranger96]

@1992jamo i find its because a majority female comidians normally try to find jokes that arent that insulting, or just cant deliver them well, whereas men are quite used to banter, therefore they will say the darker/more insulting jokes. However there are afew good female comidians, like jo brand, joan rivers, occasionally catherine tate, etc

[then33k4]

@1992jamo

it's true

[LoveVIP92]

@1992jamo I am a female, and I totally agree.

[TheTradge]

@1992jamo I think it's just her, she's not funny in the slightest =/

[omartron]

@1992jamo same haha, i dont know why :O

[MrNusecus]

@1992jamo its ok. everyone agrees

[NorthernElumination]

@1992jamo I totally agree and I'm a female... the only ones I've ever truly thought were funny are Miranda Hart and Sarah Silverman :D

[1992jamo]

@NorthernElumination I agree with Sarah Silverman is hilarious but Miranda Hart? I can't stand her personally :P

[NorthernElumination]

@1992jamo WHAT?! She's awesome...her sitcom is hilarious. But that's cool :D

[bp56789]

@1992jamo as opposed to an objective opinion?

[1992jamo]

@bp56789 An opinion is something one forms based on their knowledge, judgement, and personal experiences. An opinion can be about objective fact and that is what I was attempting to clarify. You might say it's pointless to say, but no more than your reply.

[bp56789]

@1992jamo I know why you wrote "subjective opinion", it's the same reason people say "my personal opinion" i.e. you don't want to offend anyone, even though "personal opinion" is a tautology (as is "subjective opinion"). Although smoothing out your words may be necessary in real life, remember that you are on the internet and if some soft-bellied prick can't deal with your opinion without the superfluous niceties of western manners, fuck 'em.

[1992jamo]

@bp56789 Ahaha fair enough mate :)

[irishdan2007]

@1992jamo female comedians just arent funny

[xGamerx737]

killer alien vagina LOL

[LaoGahn]

I'd have said "Hey! I know you, I just gave you a blow job 3 hours ago in the alley."

[TheDannyGAV]

@LaoGahn, I'd have said you're about as funny as leprosy.

[LaoGahn]

@TheDannyGAV I tried and failed. Oh well. We're not all funny and I'm definitely not. *hangs head in shame*

[TheDannyGAV]

@LaoGahn haha don't you worry, i was only joking :P

[LaoGahn]

@TheDannyGAV Oh, yay! I'm adequate! Thanks

[TheDannyGAV]

@LaoGahn Well actually, having now just seen your uploaded video, your unbroken voice and irritating demeanour make you very much in'adequate'.

[LaoGahn]

@TheDannyGAV YAY! I'm inadequate! I always wanted to be inadequate and now I am. My dream has come true. I can die happy now.

Although I won't lie, I am as frightened as fuck on camera.

[LaoGahn]

@TheDannyGAV By the way, you DO realize that my voice ISN'T unbroken, and in fact that's impossible due to my blatant absence of a Y chromosome, right?

[TheDannyGAV]

@LaoGahn Your absence of a y chromosome is truly not 'blatant'. You're a girl! Ouch. :L

[RailRKO57]

Its definately not just the things Hugh comes out with, but the way he damn well says it, hes a terrific comedian!

[DayDreamtoSleep]

@gameguy20100 not really

[gameguy20100]

@DayDreamtoSleep look mate its a joke i dont really care about that shit i was taking the piss out of people who do

[CatatonicClarity]

@gameguy20100 First to comment - Last to get laid.

Here's a life, use it well.

[gameguy20100]

@CatatonicClarity ok mate no need to be rude it was just a joke

[CatatonicClarity]

@gameguy20100 Stop being such a dumbass, no one likes a showoff. It's barely an accomplishment.

[gameguy20100]

@CatatonicClarity im not being a show off i was taking the piss out of people who care about that crap

[CatatonicClarity]

@gameguy20100 Right. I'm going to believe that when you just did it. Taking the piss out of yourself? Nice one man.

[gameguy20100]

@CatatonicClarity ok how about i delete the shit joke and we forget about all this shit ok man