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  • "It's a nice day. Why don't we ride with the top down?" LOOOL

  • this is awesome

  • lame excuses for being a douche

  • hilarious

  • I don't like or dislike this. If there was a "I like him but this is not his best stuff" button I'd hit that.

  • This guy is FUCKING lame!

  • too soon 

  • best comedian ever

  • ''you know i reaclentley brook up with my girlfriend, wall ill ead to japen and another one will wash up on shore''!!! , afflack 

  • Diget from Cyberchase

  • aaahhhhh , thos mealops, wee all were fooles

  • -betroom to the carr @ 3am''

  • no wonder he got fired from doing the voice of the Aflac Duck

  • Gilbert gottfried is fucking funny

  • In the JFK joke, Gilbert could have also said "Honey, please take your head out of my lap."

  • I loved the Alamo one.

  • I guess the last pizzas they ordered at the World Trade Center was two large plains.

  • @m311215 YYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @m311215 Oh man, props, but that was real bad

  • @m311215 You're a super hero dude, lol

  • hes great but the background "too soon" people wrecked the whole thing

  • This TRULY made my year :-D

  • I was playing solitaire while the caveman skit was on and thought it was about black people.

  • congats to Amy Winehouse on several days of sobriety

  • bad

  • He hilarious.

  • White obama?

  • 0:33 I immediately think Don Knotts

  • his 911 joke at the Hefner Roast led to him telling the Aristocrats joke which led to the movie.

  • 0:43 - CAR at 3 AM? Sorry, but the Trail of Tears took place in the 1830s, 7 decades before cars came along for good. He should've said wagon at 3 AM.

  • 503 people clicked the dislike botton TOO SOON

  • WHAT WOULD HE HAVE SAID ON 9/!!?

  • @EgaoNoGenki he actually did a joke about 9/11 on the Roast of (someone) and it went something like "I'm a little nervous about my flight i have to catch later on, because I'm connecting flights at the Empire State Building." I'm probably not spot-on, but yeah.

  • @EgaoNoGenki

    i'm sure he said something. if anyone would do that, it's gilbert. i only recall a roast of donald trump, naming him the 13th hijacker for tearing down buildings

  • @EgaoNoGenki

    The whole idea behind this fucking video is that he made a joke about 9/11 only weeks after it happened. People booed and said "too soon", or something... Thus this video was created...

  • @erieeric No, he's Justin Bieber's grandfather.

  • Too Soon!

  • not funny :/

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  • Snoozefest. This man simply isn't funny.

  • its interesting how he never makes jokes about holocaust, maybe its time he does that too

  • @69gubernator Try this  search. Gilbert Gottfried Holocaust. He always brings up the holocaust with Howard.

  • @09AMDBS

    its not about bringing it up but making fun of halocaust since he is good at making fun of thousands who die of other disasters why not make some baking jokes of jews? huh? cause he is a jew and it hurts jewish people. Making fun of tragedy is not same as bringing up jews in stuff.

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  • @69gubernator

    Gilbert makes jokes about jews baking in ovens all the time. His list of holocaust jokes is longer than any other comedian out there. Why not use Google and see for yourself, rather than just assuming that anybody who makes fun of anybody else is automatically an "Us vs. Them" racist?

  • @09AMDBS

    If a non jew makes a joke about holocaust he will be called an antiseme. I guess jews are chosen people to make fun of all however when it comes to them its a whole racial issue

  • @09AMDBS

    Ya he brings up the big noses and how cheap jews are and thats not tragedy my friend. Do some research yourself before your open your mouth

  • @69gubernator Geez calm down. Your post sounded like you WANTED to hear some jokes about the holocaust. That' how I read it. I was just trying to steer you in the direction I thought you wanted to go. I don't have a problem with Jews or any other group of people. Gilbert Gottfried is a comedian. His JOB is to make fun of anything he can. Some times he's funny and sometimes he isn't. I saw him live in California, and he was so terrible, people were throwing bottles and food at him.

  • I say this guy in Jack and the Beanstalk

  • damn, how fucking old is he? and hes STILL funny

  • @dudster9867 56.

    

  • "It was an Iceberg. Not a Goldberg or a Silverberg."

  • DIEEEEEE!

  • Holy fuck that sucked

  • It looks like close to 1200 people are legally retarded.

  • Legend, do more roasts

  • This channel is quickly going downhill, those were just dumb

  • Is there something new or different about this channel or youtube in general. Because it dosent load for me. Other you tube videos load but not this one with the clear play button....why ?

  • @ShLo16 you may need to upgrade your video software like flash player, it worked for me!

  • The only thing funny about this is some people actually thought it was funny.

  • This guy... annoys the shit out of me.

  • its a good day to drive with the top down. lol

  • Hey don't takl about Milops, my father was a Zartinian!

  • honestly, some of these arent even funny at all. But thats just me.

  • Gilbert Gottfried is awesome. =D

  • Gilbert is the best

  • youtube search CiNfdTddK5A

  • MORE LIKE TOO LONG. AM I RIGHT?

  • @achillesian that too

  • this is in bad taste

  • they forgot to have it funny.... again

  • Gilbert Gottfried is joke !

    apparently he's going to be in GTA V

  • I only liked the 1st 1

  • nice boobs :))

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  • AFLAC!

  • how did this guy get famous

  • @dgeet916 he was famous before you were born assnigger

  • @MrDenverbroncos7 they see you trollin

  • @dgeet916 they hatin

  • @MrDenverbroncos7 honestly...i think im in love with you. You seem like a very good listener and i feel like thats what i need in my life. i LOVE YOU SO MUCH<333

  • @dgeet916 cool story bro-ette

  • Why no 9/11 jokes? I guess in the US its still taboo, give it 5 more years. Why did Princess Diana cross the road? because she wasnt wearin a seatbelt! Why did Hitler commit suicide? He saw his gas bill. Osama Bin Laden is going to be on a popular cooking show next week, He's going to make a big apple crumble!

  • @smalllions actually they made this mostly because of gilbert gottfrieds history of making jokes too soon. he was the first one to make a 9/11 joke, and of course the tsunami.

  • Gilbert Gottfied on FunnyorDie? Too soon.... he should just stick with doing his bird voices

  • Hilarious!!!! The jfk one was the best.

  • lol the abe lincoln one was funny...

  • Dirty Milops...omg

  • Bwahaha. Good stuff

  • i thought this was leading to some really good punch line... but no... it sucked. DIE.

  • I have loved this guy ever since I watched Aladdin :-)

  • (In a disgruntled tone) Too soooon...

  • theirs a reason i know who he is. original

  • Gilbert is my hero.

  • I was expecting Pearl Harbor, 9/11, and Earthquake in Japan jokes. I don't know if I'm relieved or disappointed..

  • Boring.

  • Motorcycle race? I don't get it, I thought Diana died in a car.

  • @Epsip The paparazzis were on bikes.

  • @Epsip the paparazzi were taking pictures from motorcycles. it's said that their camera flashes is what made the driver of the car she was in crash.

  • haha i gotta love em

  • Fuck Aflac!!

  • Why do 90 percent of your videos suck,

    too soon mofo

  • Good job this was an enjoyable video

  • abraham Lincoln was a great thinker. I wonder what was the last thing going through his mind

  • Is it just me, or is this the most over rated comedy shit of all time?

  • just you

  • the dinosaur one was the only time i think i have ever seen him not squinting

  • 393 people can't stand the sound of this guys voice

  • 1:12 lol wtff :p

  • thats pretty funny

  • funnyordie and colledge humor used to be funny now there just shit

  • Welcome to Canada, have some Maple Syrup.  Seriously - that's his best joke ever.

    Now, I like Gilbert. I think he's one of the best ever. This wasn't funny. It was obvious and it wasn't funny.

    ...I just can't get it into my head that it's Tuesday...

  • @shuttledik dude it monday not tuesday. your clock must be fucked up or somthing

  • @impaledbowl Oh No, my calendar broke! haha.

    It's from "The Aristocrats".

  • hahaahahahaahhahaaa, he should be rehired for the afflack duck and then only do r-rated viral commercials of him humping the duck

  • I bet this is better after doing some acid.

  • ughhh milops are horrible!

  • Is he dead yet? I can't wait to dance on his grave!

  • every film/video/movie should open with: I was fucking an english woman the other day!

  • Peace out FOD.

  • the way it says to soon is so fuckin annoying!

  • Was expecting at least one "Son of a Bitch!" from him.

  • Some of the lamest "jokes" I've ever heard...

  • after every clip its should just say " NOT FUNNY"

  • Too soon? Not soon enough for any gold that Gilbert bestows onto us.

  • not funny.

  • it's great because some were like ridiculous, and some were just awful,

    loved it, fave'd

  • Gilbert is the man

  • who edited this?? it shoulda been in chronological order

  • @TSHAFF80

    reverse chronological tbh

  • @TSHAFF80 There's only a few mistakes. like the dinosaur. And the JFK being after Lincoln. It was good besides that.

  • Gilbert Gottfried is god and FUCK YOU if you think otherwise

  • @shabyyy The Argument of the Retard

  • @shabyyy well FUCK YOU I think otherwise!

  • @shabyyy Do I still get a FUCK YOU if I think he might just be CHANNELING god?

  • I like how Gilbert is clearly readign from a card on that last one--i guess the sci-fi jargon was too hard to memorize or something. come on funny or die.

  • Winning !! :))

  • Earthquake and nuclear catastrophe in Japan joke?....oh, wait

  • Ok I was ready to give this a reluctant thumb up..then I realize the context for this video. WTF man...!!! Now Funny or Die is just as bad or even worse than a-hole scum Gottfried.

  • come on, just walk away and pretend nobody noticed dude.

  • take out the "too soon" people and we're good

  • Great- this scumbag makes disgustingly insensitive jokes for cheap shock laughs, and you guys give his own celebratory comedy video? Stay classy, FunnyorDie...

  • @videogamenostalgia thats the whole point. Thats what GG's jokes are about, fucked up shit .

  • Fuck you, Gilbert Gottfried, and whatever ethically devoid pedestal you stand upon.

  • hahahaha

  • I don't get it.

  • @W3LazyShadow Don't get what? lol what's not to get?

  • @LostMySauce The video...you got lost there?

  • no holocaust jokes?

  • Oooga booga is just too far man.

  • @DiamondSoul I know right? Too offensive D:<

  • It would have been funnier without the idiots saying "too soon..."

  • The past 6 or so videos just makes me wish they would die already.

  • i hate this guy and want him dead. dead. dead. dead. DEAD. 

  • im sorry but this sucked dick

  • God, this was horrible

  • lol after being fired from aflac this is the only thing this guy can do hahhah

  • AFLAAC!!!  Too soon Gilbert Gottfried??

  • This proves that this loser wasn't sincere in his apology for his tasteless Japan jokes.

  • i dint even get some of the jokes..!!

  • Great premise, weak delivery.

  • lol, the dinosaurs part was hella funny

  • Holy shit! You can actually see his eyes in this video.

  • Too soon!

  • Too Gilbert Godfried

  • I must have drank a lot of Haterade before I watched this pile of shit.

  • dirty dirty meelops! 

  • Gilbert your career is dead

  • @benebeer well hes got a part in gtaV so its not THAT dead

  • yo im so sick of these fucking shitheads disliking these. i dont know what the fuck their waiting for. gilberts a hilarious comedian, he should have not apologized AT ALL for his japan comments, and this was a very smart, funny video. you retards need to stop watching youtube all day and go outside