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  • Umm...who says "jiving"

  • IM NOT AN ADULT.... IM JUST 12!!!!

  • "A crush likes you back if they touch you excessively" haha XD

  • Ok there is this guy I like and I think he likes me too because he always talk to me , he always look at me , he always smiles at me , he always hang out with me and visit my house . What do u guys think those he like me or not ??

  • @xxangelicacutexx how i wish my crush would do this.he obv likes you :3 

  • uh found a WONDERFUL guy yesterday.. nowim looking all over youtube for tips in love:-D

  • Watch Dave Wygant's vids.

  • I agree, women need to learn to send DIRECT messages, not play games, pretend they are not interested and get pissed off bc guys don't hit on them....then upload videos on YouTube, instructing men how to decipher them and how we should change accordingly...maybe its the women that need to change some things for once.

  • @brknspacebar lol

  • Women need to be MORE DIRECT.

    Not all this game playing. Just ask a guy out, for crying out loud! LOL!

  • Watch my new Tom leykis videos i just made like 10 new ones enjoy my videos would tell u how to get laid and u can see the girls that i have got

  • duh.

  • Guys,

    It's really not hard to pick up girls. You just need to educate yourself and luckily, there's some sick guides out there. "The Game" by Neil Strauss started things off for me and most recently, I've been using the techniques from P.Box

    Here's what you need to do

    Step 1: Go to MackMethods. com

    Step 2: Get the "pandoras box" program

    Step 3: Use the tips and blend it in with your own twist

    Picking up girls is a skill. Educate yourself and you'll laugh at how easy it is.

  • EVEN. MORE. CONFUSED.

  • well no shit sherlock those were all obvisous

  • u almost pathologize the dating process ha well done

  • You really like to mention that you're from New York, don't you?

  • HeyJessica Claire, what if I just want to turn that crush into a fuck?

  • Memphisblue78

    Dude I totally agree!

  • these videos are like....duh no shit.

  • Damn, I wish I could have a girl that competed in Dance Competitions...

  • @zach7zach really?

  • @zach7zach really? oh ha i get it now LMAO

  • Here are my tips -considering im a girl and i was bored-

    1 If she stares at you alot If she looks away shes shy and you gotta make the first move if she smiles she'll make the first move, simple

    2 She will touch you, and if she doesnt, then shes afraid to

    3 If she sits up straight or... ya know... ya.

    4 She'll talk to you almost every chance she gets

    and 5: if she pretends to hurt herself or do something that might require assistance, then shes probabaly hoping youll come over and help her

  • At least dont become her slave tahts baaad

  • lol she said jiving

  • 1. Cover your mouth with you hand

    2. Make a wish

    3.Close your hand (fist)

    4. Hold you hand at heart for 5 seconds

    5. Send this to 3 more videos

    6. Tommorrow will be the best day ever

  • A crush likes me back if I touch myself regularly.

  • everything she said here happened. the girl touch me excessively and etc but one day, she said she doesn't like me :'(

  • @ch606 hahah loser.sorry but you set yourself up for that

  • im not sure if this will work but its makes sense though :)

  • Touching...How bout leaning her head on your shoulder or her feet in your lap?? anything good to here i excited.

  • he he he we girls already read !exciting!

  • im 9 and what is this?

  • sign up MingleArena com meet some new friends

  • you know she likes you when she comes to your house and starts touching you?o.O

  • @MegaJtm123

    Just randomly shows up and touchs you..lol

  • @TillDust156 exactly

    

  • gret i will try it thanks alot

  • just a females prospective waa waa waa... skip it

  • hey thanx it sounds good!

    

  • @TheJorens u know beating her up will help

  • @galelo11 lol, it might, but i have never hit a girl before, any tutorials on that in youtube? XD

  • I know this sounds juvenile but the girl i have a crush on always smiles when she sees me. Even before we met every time she'd see me on campus she'd light up. She'd look at me like she hadn't seen me in years. Ever since we met i've been trying to find ways to spend time with her. We were in a commercial for my college together. Her friends love me. now it's kinda hard to tell whether she's interested or if i have bad timing. Any thoughts?

  • my crush hates my guts so am.... ya fuck my life

  • what does it mean when a girl always trys to touch my finger and keep glanceing at me....

  • OMG my crush likes me xD soo the rumors r true LOL :D

  • @foxygaga100  haha same xD im sooo happy :D

  • @Trunkspowsword It depends on how insulting, I mean there's playful insulting like

    "you're a spoon *smiles and lightly shakes head*" compared to "You're a spoon ._.* sceptical*" XD

  • @Elkkun

    The truth is that almost nobody bothers looking for that "different light", unless it comes with a nice costume, you know what i mean.

    And as for the question, yes i would, as long as she was interested in me too. It's really hard to tell wether someone has got a decent character or not, until you get to know that person better.

  • @Trunkspowsword almost, being the keyword here xD. Wait, you'd go out with a girl who ignored you completely, ave you the cold shoulder, insulted you etc... As long as she was stunning? Wow...

    It's true about the getting to know thing.

  • Out of all the video's I've watched.

    This one is definitely the best and most accurate one. For me, anyway (:

  • I think Ms Clare is pretty hott!!

  • OMG I became completely lost staring at your beauty that I even forgot why I came here in the first place

  • So her dad with a shot gun was an invite?

  • 0:40 i wish u could cum!?!?!?

  • ima 12 year old boy :P.......i'm desperate okay :(

  • @TheBlueCheeseFilms you still got 20 before chicks of your age start looking crappy... Don't need to rush it.

  • ur not attrating ( spell?) me.

  • @FLATblacktical Its cool. But next time pick your words carefully.

  • @kevinc1001

    I totally agree with you bro! And never change the way you behave or the way you look just to attract a girl! Just be yourself and if they don't like it they can go die

  • @Trunkspowsword Thanks man. I use too try with women noticed, I said used too. But I learned the hard way that women, No matter what race, color, height or weight will always have the upper hand. A woman has more rights to turn down a guy who doesn't meet her requirements. If a guy like myself turned down a women I didn't see fit I would be called a liar, pig etc.

  • @kevinc1001 Lmao @ these comments......well, this is to ALL guys out there....if you have da problems or flaws this guy just listed......and want help, and want to be able to get goooood women, then im willing to school ya, you can message me. But be ready to explain n talk in depth about urself & ur situation(s)

    just wanna help some brothas out. I know it can be hard and i dont even have those particular issues..and i STILL have been in all ur shoes (in the distant past)

  • im 14, we talk alone in a small room after a martial arts class. help me plz?im the guy, shes the girl, i typed this sentence to avoid gay jokes.

  • @fergernator I don't know whether it's of any use now, but... If you're talking, and she's touching you, trying to get close by peering over your shoulder etc, they CAN be signs that she likes you. Try and give her a hug, a normal hug don't touch her anywhere but her back during it, after a while pull her closer and closer, she might get the hint.

    It can be nerve-wrecking, but it's a good way to start.

  • Hurr...DURRRR

  • who cares about stupid women and there cues!! I am a frikin animal!! when i like a girl i gostraight to the point!! no matter she like me or not! i say to them , "hey you, i kinda like you, i wanna hook up !! i will give you the best time of your life" Most women sayno, nut there are some that go so shocked about the way i approach, just just smile and want to talk more!! Wmen like confident men , THAts what they like >:O

  • this just sounds like a friendly person...

  • this girl at work seems into me,but she has a bf,she likes talking to me,asked me to rub her shoulders,so i did,lol,felt really attracted to her,bumped her butt into my hand while i was standing next to the drinks machine,stood in front of me with her back to me in a confined space like she wanted me to touch her,we play fight sometimes,im wondering is it just sex shes after,her mood swings are terrible,my best friend says i should jive her ass,dont think i could stand the mood swings.

  • @remotaurog Don't do it, she's not for you! Perhaps if the situation changes and it becomes erotic. You should ask if it's only for sex, or suggest it... It's 100 percent you'll be fucked. The 50 50 chance if it's in a good or a bad way. x)

  • Women are never this open... not where I'm from anyway...or maybe just not with me :P

  • @jackbliss you should start practicing with hookers they are "more opened" xD

  • guys, forget what she said

    this is the fastest way to get laid with some1 in public:

    go sit next to her (bus, waiting room etc.)

    then just ''prrrrrrrrrrrt''

    get the gass going nicely

    she'l say Grossssssssss

    then youll start the conversation from there on o.O

    trust me it works O.o

  • what is that crush?

  • I have the same couch

  • oh cool beta-male misogyny cool

  • @kevinc1001 Don't be so hard on yourself. The guy in the video is a complete fruity ass.

  • @Cap285 I try not to be, But its hard. Its all based on looks and income. After all you don't see any good looking homeless people.

  • @kevinc1001 Patience young Skywalker, it will happen. Be cool man.

  • @Cap285 I don't want to sound like a jerk, But I'm 25 and never had a GF. Why because its the way I look. If I'm still single by the age of 30, I know I'm gonna die a lonely virgin. ''SIGH'' At least I know hell can't be any worse. LOL.

  • @kevinc1001 Kevin, your problem is not the way you look. The problem is how YOU think you look. Your lack of self confidence is the biggest turn off of all. Ugly guys pull hot girls all the time.

    First glance (at a bar, for example), you probably have a hard time meeting girls. They go for cute guys. But if you have a girl at work, or a place where she sees you regularly, your personality can win out over any ugly looks. Girls like confidence. Remember YOU ARE DESIRABLE! and it WILL happen

  • @FLATblacktical

    hey FLATblacktical answer this question: would you date a fat girl full of acne and stuff? I guess not. So stop saying that character is all that matters.. I agree that character SHOULD only matter. But its not what happens in real life..get over it

    I hear other people saying the same thing as you and it drives me nuts!

  • @mollydreamgem Its the same for me... We see each other for like a min then we both look away... I have no idea what is going on in his brain...maybe he secretly likes me or something :/

  • WOW, that means that the 26 year old who kept on bumping and merrly talked to me had a crush on me, also she kept on bringing up the fact that age doesn't matter for her (i am 19)!!!!!

  • Thank you

  • @asafbs111 wow!!!!!!!

    

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  • Good simple advice.

  • :) soooo umm... won't u introduce me 2 ur friends ??? huh? ;D hahahaha

    nah reallie, nice advice :) u look experianced, but wish no cow butt broke ur heart b4 or somethin ..

    but hey, no girl never touched me, although I'm neat =\ whyy? :D and shall I start and touch her all??? I mean.. touch everything in her?

  • @asafbs111 I lols at your jokes

  • Read his mind.

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  • Only if I had enough courage to ask him....

  • @CelestialStar27 THANK YOU

  • Wow, State the obivious why dont you? HAHA, Cant believe guys acually whatch this. Yeah, im a female!! BAHAHA

  • @kaekae264 I'm here only for the crass, snide and witty comments, please, more! I can't believe Miss Clair gets paid to do this!

  • @kaekae264 Yeah you're female, you'd know this already.

    Some guys tend to be oblivious :')

    ...yes I'm female too *facepalm* I just wanted to see what she had to say.

  • likupiipo

  • why do they use those two people in every video??

  • lol its gonna take more than just watching these videos, i suggest books and experience

  • hello mammee

  • @holien1996 hahahaha  u funnie!!(:

  • Very help full thank you

  • I wonder if you would discuss sometime the very real phenomenon of two people who have huge crushes on each other but nothing ever develops between them. They both are a bit defensive, say, or lack a catalyst. It's a sad state of affairs, but it happens!

  • Awwww shytt......i few yrs ago this would've helped -.-

  • @goodguypose hahaha well dat sux!!!(:

  • nice tits

  • im a 20 stone pakistani man an gurls say my mould in mah folz is teh bigist turn off.

  • @lollipopfop I don't have chlamydia.

  • Actually if a girl is that comfortable with you, chances are they just want to be friends. If I am interested in a guy, I wouldn't be that forward.

  • I'm 19, and I'm fine talking to girls, and I can get them to laugh and like me but I can never seem to get past that stage and just get nervous if a girl starts to become interested in me, this is what kills basically every good relationship I've had with girls because they think I don't like them I figure.

  • @12eebok Maybe they aren't the right ones if they make you nervous. or maybe there is some reason going further seems uncomfortable for you. I don't think that is such a simple thing. I wouldn't worry about them, and figure out why you feel uncomfortable.

  • @HerrZwiebel thats really sad

  • I´m 48 and i never had sex with a woman

  • @HerrZwiebel Look on the brightside, at least you don't have clamitia.

  • @HerrZwiebel Have you had sex with a man? 

  • i think this boy like me.does he if everytime he talks to me he acts weak and fall off of his chair?and i know this other boy who likes me.his friend said it outloud almost my whole class can hear it.

  • I'm 17 I have never had a girlfriend

  • My crush keeps grabbing my crouch, I want to know if that means she likes me back?

  • To all people being negative about this video: if you know all these things, or simply think it is pointless to watch this video, then how about not watching it? not trying to be rude here, but some people have a hard time dealing with emotions(and yes I am one of those people if the question crossed your mind) that come along with having a crush.

  • DUH

  • wow wut a pointless 1minuite vid that explaines nothing

  • '

    i love her pretty natural eyes, face, lip, skincheek without a makeup chair,,,

    i dont want to date and makelove with a lady while her face use a makeup chair,,,

    i can date a lady and makelove with her natural eyes, face, lip, skincheek without a makeup chair

  • @bestamerica lol u said make love with her natural eyes (duh there not gonna be fake)

  • lolmikeful.

    '

    a lady with her whole natural face is the best for me,,,

    i am already see a lady face and know it

  • i wonder if any guy has ever asked her out before..

  • Somehow this video totally annoyed me...

  • @LarsUlrichFan1988  Its probably just making you remember that no one likes you.

  • @lollipopfop yeah, that's probably it... jeeeez, grow up!

  • why so complicated? just go buy her a drink then go open a room..

  • Jessica, you're stunning. Hope you take care of yourself and exercising. : )

  • I dont even watch the videos, I keep coming back for the comments, they are too hilarious.

  • @JREAMdesign lol i do the same

  • HIGHLY INFORMATIVE THANK YOU.

    P.S I JUST FINISHED MY FIRST SESSION OF POTTY TRAINING. POO EVERYWHERE.

  • @KnfRaw PAHHHAHAHAH

  • @KnfRaw Hahahahaha

  • @KnfRaw i know you wrote this a while ago but this is the funniest comment ive read in a long time i laughed so hard thank you.

  • ok, so i like this guy and hes on the football team and im a cheerleader and while we were standing in a group he pushed through several people and just stood there right next to me. he always stares at me in classes, but not as much of the other stuff happens. but my friends tell me he talks about me alot. does he like me back? any answers? (: please reply!

  • @bamacrazy1211 same issue here!! @eHow help us!! there was this one guy at church.. well i dont really like him i just thought he's really handsome and cute and all.. but he always looks at me. he plays the drum in my church n when he's playing my fren would be like "hey! look he's looking at u again!" i always noticed him looking at me.. when the youth team in our church when out toogether.. me and my fren was buying a burger and he was like at the other stall looking at me.

  • if it was this clear cut and you could summarise it in 1 minute no one would be asking the question cos it would be obvious

  • lol how easy

  • @fallenskater52 hey you know what? go for it..its a great oppertunity...give her flowers and look into her eyes very deeply and say charline (or whatever her name is) i love you and i know this will probably end our friend ship but i dont care all i want is to be with you. or say like cuz love is a strong word..hope this helps (:

  • well i just ask my mom! lol

  • Imma girl btw, didnt watch vid

  • Okay there is this guy whos been my friend sence 1st grade havent rele talkes to him in like 3 yrs i dint see him for 4 yrs we go to same high school both freshman :) hella nice ok looking im like in love with him but he has a gf they have been going out about a month hes my friend on fb. but i have knowen him 4 like ever i like him lots my friends make fun of me n say hes ugly hes ok lookin but hes th sweetest guy i have ever i mean ever ment what should i do i rele like him ;( some times ill

  • @ThePonypeople

    Yeah I really liked this girl in college she was perfect but she had a boyfriend. It ain't a good feeling I've gotta tell ya.

    Maybe you could drop subtle hints that you like him, don't starting grindin or sumthin :P you don't want him to cheat on her. Just see what is reaction is, see if he notices that you like him. You never know he might take it into account and ask you out.

    I'd google your question I wouldn't just take my advice. Sorry I'm not of much help.

  • does she likes you if she rides your back for fun??

  • @AllBlooperStuff How old r u.. im 11.. trying to get tips.. cuz i realy love this girl in my class

  • My friend that i liked wanted me 2 meet his family so i did...he didnt like me that way when i told him tho...I've moved on 2 a different guy now but my friend acts like he likes me even tho i've moved on and im long gone

  • eetto..my crush doesn't touch me he stares at me...is that a hint someone please heelp me he's soo cute...and I think hes..*blush* HOT!! omigsh my heart is pounding

  • okay, i just entered high school and im in year 9 and a girl in year 11 always hugs me and showed me all her friends and they all say im really sweet.. does this mean she loves me?? she says we're "bffs" ... i don't get women sometimes....

  • @sebybling just suck it up and tell her, i recently did the same... she wasn't single but she sure did appreciate it.