Pure Michigan: Wisconsin & Ohio

[RANDAZZLER54]

Hey come to Detroit if you wanna use our Casinos and get shot at at the same time!

[RANDAZZLER54]

Honestly every state has there own problems. So, don't hate on the shitty states. It's not their fault they suck!! Try living in Florida!! Nuff said!

[RANDAZZLER54]

Michigan is the same way people. I'm from there but lived in Florida and the people were so mean in Michigan when I drove up to visit my family there. They told me to go back to Florida like hello people I'm from here. Don't hate on me that ur lives suck that bad in Michigan. I literally had to get a bumper sticker that said Michigan on it so people wouldn't mess with me. How pathetic right?

[ImYoPuDdIn2005]

I'm from wisconsin and this shit is actually pretty true xD

[InsightAds]

Funny stuff...thanks!  Go BLUE!

[dash132]

LOL, anyone notice that the baby @ 0:30 is wearing a FUBU jacket?

[NotHappyG]

GO MICHIGAN!!!!



[cupcakefllower]

@NotHappyG im sorry what state are you from...oh the that named itself after a lake....

Wisconsin FTW

[HufgardJ]

@InLikeFlint3 Oh I'm sorry, he's still from that sorry ass state.

[TheMtm12]

@HufgardJ

You said denard was university of michigans best or the state's best, because if u meant the state's best then your a fucking moron..... But yea flint is a shithole

[mawp1967]

I live in Ohio and always get a little uneasy when I get out to state trooper land. If you sneeze while driving they will get you. Headed out of town tomorrow and I plan on setting the cruise at the speed limit. Each place has its good and bad I suppose. I still will say this. GO BUCKEYES!!!

[HufgardJ]

We're Michigan. We think we're awesome because our automotive industry was thriving 60 years ago and now all we have is foreclosures and Calvin Johnson. Denard Robinson is our one true shining Michigan football athlete. The Detroit pistons are in the hunt for a championship though....if everyone we play from now on dies.....Nobody wants to live in Michigan because we are so poor. Oh and that fat fuck Michael Moore is from Flint, the shitiest city on the face of the planet.

[InLikeFlint3]

@HufgardJ Michael Moore is NOT from flint. He's from Davison.

[GoToYourBox]

Yeah Ohio police pull you over for just about anything. Also great work I love these.

[bamaquack12]

@xhellafly11x G.R.I.T.S that is all, so look it up if you don't know and wish you lived in the south...

[hitthecouch]

I'm from Ohio; The Ohio troopers are assholes. They will give you a ticket for anything.

[BearFan09]

Michigan and Illinois - Ohio and Wisconsin

[sharkclub1]

@BearFan09All shit, i lbeen in wis for 16 years,lol

[zachsylvester]

@Dacavs67 go cavs

[zachsylvester]

ohio>michigan.... and it isnt even close the only people who live in ohio and hate it are people with no friends but they hate every where and people in the ghetto but everyone has a ghetto

[xhellafly11x]

@zachsylvester bro. ohio is known country wide for being the worst state. There's nothing there, and their "beaches" are shit. And the people are cocky as hell for no reason.

[whosDozeh]

our football team cheat? haha ur a dumbass

[gafftaper89]

This is so angry for no real reason.

[thatisabigten4]

I bet one of those walmart wolverines made this

[brandontmaas]

@thatisabigten4 you seem to know an awful lot about them.,,,Go Blue.

[sportsfreakec95]

I'm from Michigan and personally this video is horrible, michigan is a economic failure, a government who is corrupt (mostly in Detroit), and a horrible University located in ann arbor, I don't see how off the field tattoos affect the actual game, mike martin from DCC high school i heard used steroids his sophomore year. What would you rather have a bunch of selfish players or a bunch of cheaters who use performance enhancing drugs?

[ejp0421]

@sportsfreakec95 Your grammar and logic for why you dislike this video is funny. Hey sparty, don't get your panties in a bunch.

[xhellafly11x]

@sportsfreakec95 I'd rather be anything than live in the shithole down south.

[AdmiralLobeam]

Don't worry Ohio and Wisconsin - when Rio Tinto is done in Michigan you'll look like the garden spot of the entire midwest. Thanks to Jennifer Granholm and the Obama administration for giving Rio Tinto everything they need to start blasting under the Salmon Trout River and right next to Lake Superior with absolutely no National Environmental Policy Act review or any other Federal regulatory oversight! Pure Michigan - My ASS!!!

[patriotofliberty1776]

Basically the whole midwest sucks except Indiana.

[kurpit]

@patriotofliberty1776 what? indiana's state motto should be "we're like illinois, but without chicago." i don't think i have ever met anybody who was excited about going to the state of indiana. it's like being excited about going to oklahoma. it's just kind of there.

[patriotofliberty1776]

@kurpit maybe in gary but no one wants to stay there... its Chicago's excrement spilled over into Indiana.

[ChiefTapion]

777JGM777 you do realize this is explaining a hatred that began in the early 1800s like near 200 years ago

[Randomasesino2012]

Dacavs

[Dacavs67]

Worst state=Michigan

City is the shits, Detroit

[777JGM777]

Really? Michigan thinks it's better than Wisconsin OR Ohio? I wouldn't give y'all an F'n nickel for the three of them.. But for Michigan to take a swing at its neighbors? Like Michigan has shit to offer? Is there anyone LEFT in Michigan? I thought y'all moved out.. seems like it cuz I see all these Michigan license plates on the roads here in Texas... (btw Ya'll don't know squat about driving.. y'all couldn't drive a straw thru a slurpy...) Michigan sux. Nuff said.

[MrWings787]

@777JGM777 fuck you and texas. just leave and become apart of mexico. you racist bastards wont be missed

[777JGM777]

@MrWings787 I think you meant become "a part" of Mexico... but I understand, Michigan schools obviously suck ass also. }muwah{

[TheRiff17]

@777JGM777 they do teach us grammar in Michigan though....just a thought.

[MichiganGoBlue16]

GO BLUE

[dordor106]

You should do one Michigan's drivers and our roads.

[glassgunner7]

You forgot IllNoise !!!

[llibnorhcop]

I am from Indiana where GOP is an aconym God's Own Party. The video was right about Ohio cops. there A-holes. There was no mention of FIP's either . Illnois should not be mutually exclusive either!

[GuyHimGuyisme]

Well stated.

[badger3100]

Michigan pure? Yeah, right. If you believe that I've got some prime waterfront property in the Everglades I'd like to sell to you.

[uberbrickmaster]

@badger3100 Wish it was as good as some glen lake beachfrount property, which I happen to have, and enjoy becasue the lake is crystal clean and always warm dispite Michigen being so freakin cold.

[TaxiSmith]

Detroit is Michigan's mini Ohio ... Fux mittens I wear gloves!... One thing factual about this... Lebron is an AZZHOLE, that was EPIC...

[DONGOE]

The top revenue producing industry in Ohio is traffic tickets !!!

[TheGr8Gry]

o and dont forget we have a good NFL team unlike the lions...PACKERS FTW!

[MrWings787]

@TheGr8Gry lions went 10-6. Tigers went to the ALCS and the Red Wings have been to the playoffs 20 years in a row.

[kurpit]

@TheGr8Gry this comment just lost it's relevancy. happy offseason!

[TheGr8Gry]

really i only have like to people i know here in wisconsin that drink and their my aunts and its only wine so ya.

[mollyschoemann]

Ohio you effing suck,, I got to say this is sooo funny and im from Wisconsin

[mustache888]

and this is why i'm proud to be a Michigander.

[IAWAF]

I get the humor, I do. There isn't anything wrong with Ohio that more good-paying jobs and less drug abuse wouldn't fix. But what part of the country can't you say that about?

[atheanaa]

What a truly moronic video, the only idiots here are the people who made it.

[cheeseballer3343]

lol

[AmbassadorRichardson]

Michigan is truly a wonderful state, but I need to leave to find out for myself if it is the best state...so I will be spending the next four years of my college life in beautiful Alaska! :)

[realrealwarpet]

Well maybe a bit harsh on wisconsin...not harsh enough on ohio...fuckin cops will pull you over if you have a license plate NOT from ohio...then you gotta pay the ticket right there or go to jail...all you ohio police on youtube...fuck off.

[MrMstoothfairy]

Lived in Ohio for 36 years, could not take it any longer. Been in North Carolina for 15 years and dread my trips back there for weddings & funerals....all of it is true!

[1972mgoblue]

watch= URBAN MEYER HATED by hitler...and watch: HITLER HATES ohio state...so true and dam funny.

[1997goblue]

i live in indiana but i've been to all 3 states i like michigan better because it just feels better when i'm there

[tegsnightmare4]

LOL the best thing that happened to Wisconsin is that 70s show btw it wasn't even filmed there and Ohio you keep Toledo we got the upper peninsula

[BatakGalak]

"except drink beer and eat cheese"-- I don't see anything wrong with that.

Also, Wisconsin people may be drunk but they can smell roses!

[MountainDewoFilms]

@BatakGalak i can and im from michigan/virginia

[ElGreatZot]

Is there any chance this one will play at one of the national nominating conventions? Might make those things worth watching.

[SangheiliSniper11]

Yeah, Michigan speed limit = ten miles over the speed limit

[0myutube]

I guess thats what Wisconsin's mitten looks like after eating all that cheese. As for Ohio...

[elisa412]

Love Michigan..and I have skied at Boyne Mountain....wonderful wonderful..yes Pure Michigan

Really funny video..thanks for sharing..I sent to a few of my friends from Wisconsin..think they may delete me either on Facebook or email ( oh well )

[flya750]

@elisa412 Glad to hear you enjoyed our state. Come again! Check back in 15-20 years... Real Estate will be booming because we will have the water ;) ;)

[wsoxman]

What about the corrupt Obama State of Illinois, where governors make the State License Plates?

[ThePackratg]

What a waste of time. Michigans is better than wisconson. Really. Gum drops are better than turds. Quit wasting peoples time with stupidity.

[landfishattempt]

I'm from Ohio, and sadly, most everything in this video was true.

[jrs89]

@landfishattempt Yeah, it does not matter who John points his finger at. It's always always painfully fucking true.

[LegMDend]

I'm from Wisconsin and thought this was pretty well done. I laughed.

[rltaylortnt1]

No Class Video, must be a sour grapes college student. I live in Michigan . Undergrad @ Mich. - Med. @ MSU postgrad. -- Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

[danielmi8]

That was funny and I'm from WI.

[JohnHill419]

You Michigan morons in your SUVs want to draft like NASCAR at 85 miles an hour on 696 during ice storms and bitch about our cops. You're right, they can be pricks and they ain't going to give you a brake. They don't give us a brake either brother. I guarantee you this: On I 75 or I 70, in a 65 zone, put your cruise on 74 and no one will mess with you.

[ampsanne]

@JohnHill419 The word is "break," not like brakes on your car!!! Learn to spell before you call us morons. Funny I've done 90 miles an hour on I-75 and a State Police car passed me up. Must have been something more important then the speed I was going.

[Nagamangos]

@ampsanne If you're going to rip on someone for improper use of the English language, you would do well to learn proper usage yourself, Mr. Hill. The words “then” and “than” are not interchangeable as you apparently believe they are, evidenced in your last sentence.

[ampsanne]

@Nagamangos Well excuse me!!! I was more insulted to be called a moron !!!

[wayner122]

@ampsanne You should have put "more important than"...moron.

[KristophM]

@JohnHill419 I get so pissed when I'm on 696 and people go slow.

[CheckM8King2]

@KristophM Hey if you don't like the way I drive stay off the sidewalk!

[mdtizzle]

@JohnHill419 a break you mean?

[269KZoo4life]

XD This is hilarious!

[brunawtfgooglization]

I got pulled over in Ohio 2 weeks before I was deployed to Iraq. The cop was also a marine (although a reservist and probably a pog) i was on my way to get married, and he still gave me a ticket

[judel1976]

@brunawtfgooglization I was pulled over while living there (from Michigan) only four days after my husband was killed in a local construction accident. Everyone for miles knew about the accident and I was going about 12 over on a State Route. My father was with me and he tried to explain why I was so emotional . . . the cop said he wouldn't be doing his job if he let me go! He too was a jerk.

[Badgerzrt]

Is someone looking for me I thought I heard my name called out. Hey Mich sorry about the mitten thing, but hey now you guys can be the hand job state!! LMAO This video was awesome!!!

[k3nn3dy2]

Relax, we (Michigan) don't have to be the mitten. We can just be the left hand giving a good band-hand slap to anyone in or outside the USA... and for now it's a solid smack to OH & WI.

[itsjeremy6]

I live in Indiana, and I do not feel offended.

[EhRikAhrSeeGa]

I'M FROM MILWAUKEE,WISCONSIN AND I APPROVE THIS VIDEO! :)

[swishablowa420]

Yes! lol

[usmcwifey01]

OMG these things are so f*cking funny! When are we going to get a Red Wings one?

[HowardLeonard]

I do believe he has football team envy. It makes sense i'cause the Packers are one awesome football franchise. But, this guy is envious of the Brown. :lol:

[preyeselp]

Michigan has more Muslims (terrorists) than anything. I'll take Ohio and Wisconsin over Michigan.

[externalpower]

@preyeselp You can have them.

[derkaia]

@preyeselp Wow, you have to be the most uneducated person in the world. Anybody can be a terrorist: including Christians, Jews, Atheists, etc, not just Muslims. Go to your local bookstore -- if you know what that is -- and buy yourself a d-i-c-t-i-o-n-a-r-y and look up the word t-e-r-r-o-i-s-t. While you're there, buy a couple more books on religion. Well, if you're able to read books at an adult reading level, that is.

[ionlygivefours]

This was so hilarious (in all seriousness)...maybe I'll watch it again on my second trip to Pasadena in the last two years. Enjoy the suck-bowl haters!

[KwameBlows]

@ionlygivefours Make sure you buy two plane seats.  I don't think they'll let you squeeze your ranch-swilling fat ass into one.

[DetroitTigersFan187]

@ionlygivefours

hahahha enjoy your trip and see ur team get their ass beat again. hahahahhah you lost to texas fucking christian PWAHHAHAHAHHAHA

[addonii]

You guys need to make on like this about Illinois the state of Ignorance, the county of Cook and Shitcago.

[hitthecouch]

That's deep coming from that shit hole up north, and the fact that it's one welfare check away from disaster.

[saynototrolling]

@hitthecouch u mad??

[ypsidan04]

Yeah, that Fedoro guy sucked! I mean ONLY 50 goals? Gretzky scored way more than that. And he couldn't get a FIFTH consecutive playoffs with 20 points? Come on dude!

I think if they'd kept him around, we'd have won another Cup between 2002 and 2008.

[ypsidan04]

Milwaukee is actually worse than Detroit in a lot of ways.

[saraxaos11]

no Rip Piiston Pure MI? R- II-P.. juust as bad as Fedoro,,

[danmwilson]

love it!



[Canlezful]

I live in Michigan... >:D

[bcw83]

Amazing video lol

[rockylee3281]

You are freaking awesome!!!!

[jadedangel2404]

GO PACKERS!

[TheLions4superbowl]

LOOOL FUCK OHIO!

[Maizenblueball]

Ohio does SUCK! The cops in Ohio really are bastards. I've gotten multiple tickets while driving through Ohio, for only going 6 mph over the speed limit. Something tells me if I had Ohio plates, I would never have gotten pulled over. F Ohio!!!

[Gunbladewarrior]

@Maizenblueball Yes, break the law, then whine when you pay for it. lol Clearly it's only the Ohio cops that are the idiots. :/

[SStevenson23]

@Maizenblueball Lol, that's Michigan logic right there. I was speeding but for some reason Ohio cops pulled me over! Must be because I had Michigan plates.. nothing to do with my speed!

[tigercap100]

@Maizenblueball Me too! They look for out-of-state plates and give the most petty tickets. It's clear that it is a revenue generating strategy.

[darthkards]

@Maizenblueball ---- maybe u should go 6mph under the speed limit instead of over it. why go over it and complain when u get stopped? what do u think its there for? if u had a relative that was killed or hurt by someone that was an idiot who was blamed for going over it when they ran into that relative of yours and they were going over it by only 6 mph when they did the damage and they said they were only going over by 6mph i wonder if u would say hey man i was only over by 6mph what wld u say?

[TheLyndamack]

Thats the challenge. Who's gets through Ohio without a ticket?

[sportsdude8908]

Wisconsin is worse than Ohio 4 sure!!!!

[ulobomber]

Hey Wisconsin and Ohio, it's called a joke. I didn't realize anyone needed the approval of Wisconsin and Ohio residents to poke fun at them. Lighten up. With all the shit that Michiganders have gone through in recent years, we still seem to be able to laugh at ourselves. I find the angry comments on here to be funnier than the actual video.

[mikeydblack06]

@ulobomber amen to that brother. i live in michigan, and i hate it almost as much as ohio XD

[prowlplayers]

i think its hilarious how michigan repeateedly gets killed by OSU and then finally wins and they think theyre hot shit

[kraqah]

@prowlplayers Regardless of who beats who in football, Ohio is still a pathetic dump of a state that no one should ever willingly agree to enter.

[Bigatari]

@prowlplayers .. Inless your ony 10 years old , I think its funny how OHIO fans think that Michigan just started playing them in football in 2001...

[TheRazorhead145]

today, the Chicago Tribune is launching a poll to determine what Illinois looks like..

I vote "dangling c*ck" in tribute to all the people who live there...

[taylornienhuis]

@maren37 wtf kind of an argument is that?

[jackroxable]

@taylornienhuis i know right

[maren37]

At least WI still has young people living there!

[rray1212]

ya detroit and flint are great places to raise your children

[crwi1983]

FTW!

[nathankofficial]

@kaloscast yea cause we'll kill ya?

[coolkatz321]

I fail to see how a state that has the cities of Detroit and Flint is justified in criticizing any other state in this country.

[CrystaltheWaterLily]

@coolkatz321 Perhaps because it's called a joke?

[dantheman2238]

HAHAHAHA! WISCONSINITES ARE SO DUMB! DAHAHA!!!

[freethinker3161]

one of the best ones yet.

[JohnCampbell8383]

Can't spell cocksuckers without osu. Fuck Wisconsin!!

[z411811]

Fucking Ohio cops

[alphaomegaMF]

The Ohio State FUCKeye's! 

[randomhero713]

Yeeeeeeaaaaahhh!!!

[mars8254]

ouch dude that hurted...i asked you to do a video on our state and you just shit on us...i meant a nice video

Packer>Lions

Brewers>Tigers

Bucks>Pistons

Badgers>MSU>Mich

[RenegadeSquirrels]

@mars8254 I'd give MSU a bit more credit, that championship game was a dam good game. If MSU's defnsemen didnt run into the kicker, chances are MSU would have had a TD to take the lead. I'd put badgers=MSU

[mars8254]

@RenegadeSquirrels i agree msu and wisconsin are to even i want them to play again

[UdjCub420]

@mars8254 Brewers>Tigers??? You're kidding right? You're two best players are either gone in free agency or suspended for being a roid head. You also forgot Michigan's #1 team as well, being the Red Wings. And MSU outplayed Wisconsin both games, Wisconsin just needed a lucky pass to set up the game winning score and a cheap penalty to win. Just be happy you arent as bad as Ohio

[mars8254]

@UdjCub420 did i hurt your feelings??

[UdjCub420]

@mars8254 Packers>Lions

Tigers>Brewers

Pistons=Bucks

MSU=Wisconsin>Michigan

Then the Red Wings are one of the best teams in hockey and the best the past 15 years

[mars8254]

@UdjCub420 i agree i was just being a fanboy for my teams yours really the right one

[asb8mcc]

This is beautiful. Brought a tear to my eye.

[allisonbernice]

funny as hell

[EagleLC21]

One that MSU and U-M fans can both agree on!

[BBurmeisterMD2014]

@EagleLC21 except when you grew up in Wisconsin and go to State.

[krollcreations]

well done! Stupid wisconsin, must have got the mitten from some deformed cheese head with an elephant hand.

[TTGiJoey]

MICHIGAN. FUCK YEAH

[the1onlyteagro]

It's like you made a video that looks right into my heart...... Screw Ohio and their cops!

[sbcaprice305]

Do one on Illinois. I live here but it would prob be pretty easy to come up with something good.

[dubes207]

i'm from wisconsin (go to michigan state now) and this is the funniest thing ever

[mjcdetroit]

If Michigan is America's left hand, then Wisconsin is the armpit and Ohio is the butt-hole of America.

[bms1117]

I'm from Ohio, and yeah, most of it is true. Even I wanna fuckin leave the state! Ohio: Where Dreams Come to Die.

[MichiganFan761]

So I go to Michigan State and I'm from Cincinnati...And I can say the Police thing is SOOOOOO true....They sit around and ticket you for 5 over, its so weird driving here with no cops, then having to go home and I'm so paranoid driving

[dtmcgraw1585]

@MichiganFan761 i love that you go to MSU, yet your name is MichiganFan. Go Blue!

[skiwabasis]

@dtmcgraw1585 MSU kicked michigan's ass the last 4 years. go home. you suck

[hello32098]

@skiwabasis who gives a flying fuck. I think we can all agree that both WI and OH suck penis