Harry Potter in 5 Seconds (OK more like 26 seconds)

[GeneralArmorus]

this is a Nostalgia Critic vid. there's a series of 180 of these

[InfinityHeartz]

Old Guy- "That kind of act, leaves a mark, this kind of mark cannot be seen, it lives in your very skin."

Harry: "What is it?"

"SHUTUP!"

"SHUTUP!"

-Kicks bedside table-

-Chokes serius black-

-Sends guy flying through air-

-Nearly kills snape-

"I'm gonna kill him!"

Old guy: Love.

[Fuckthishurts]

@InfinityHeartz troll harder

[ThroughRock]

@InfinityHeartz "Old guy?" Hiz name iz dumbly-dorr.

[kyloco]

FINALLY!!! some one tells the actual time on their 5 second mov-

time = 27 seconds

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

[hpbeatles2]

google.com

[TheRealEpicFailGuy]

lol



[Keybladezeldaawesome]

I'm gonna kill him!

[HeyItIsLizz]

Perfect!

[TheBmwm1]

more like 27 sec

[MissFlummigaJag]

Hahahahaha!!!! xD

[LoyChampagneClub]

By far the best thing ever. Im peeing my pants!!

[EllaHampshire]

IM GONNA KILL HIM

love...

omg i laugh every time!

[trissyteen]

"I'm gonna kill him!" "Love." Lol, great endingXD

[DesignerAlexPL]

Love... xD

[rinaruhi]

IM SO FAVORITING THIS

[RinoaLionstar]

I was in the middle of class, thought of this, and almost cracked up laughing! XD

[TekkenFan13]

Am gunna kill him....... Love

[cpbearcub811]

HE IS SO VIOLENT XD

[MayMio]

Really?

[georgiexporgiex98]

Never gets old :D

[megboat]

27 seconds...

[kwispelkiss]

@megboat the intro&ending doesn't count

[apfrezende]

@megboat get a life...

[Alchemist1330]

I'm very sorry but when domebledore is talking to harry it sounds like he is telling him what STD's are. "the whole this kinda act leaves a mark that lives under your skin." and then he ends with "Love"

[silvercat00a]

Harry: Oh love. Now you tell me.

[utube090809]

"Love".

[hannahwantcookie]

someone tell me... what movie is  this part from 0:20 whare ahrry say "im gonna kill him!"

[higginsbros1]

@hannahwantcookie Prisoner of Azkaban

[thegirlwhoeatsfeet]

@hannahwantcookie Prisoner of Azkaban :')

[JoeWithTheGlasses]

Gandalf stole 0:26 .

[TheDeviltrace]

LOLOLOLOL

what's up with all the dislikes? this is freaking hilarious!

[nickkyy95]

Press 3 repeatedly for THIS CUNT

[NomadMusik]

If that's love, then I gave a lot of hatred in my life.

[mrmellie1]

click 6 repedly

[fluffycat9121]

wait-

if hand sanitizer kills 99.99 % germs,and voldemort kills 100% of whatever he wants to exsept for harry, so

conclusion,is voldemort a handsanitizer?

[TyeneeGirl]

ok, why do i find this sexy

[IpMan747]

Story of Harry Potter

Sorcerer's Stone: Harry took Voldemort's favorite stone

Chamber Of Secret:Harry killed Voldemort's basilisk

Prisoner of Azakaban:Harry save his godfather

Goblet of fire:Harry fought Voldemort hard

Order of the Pheonix:Harry fought Voldemort hard

Half-blood prince:Harry's mentor Dumbledore was killed

Deathly Hallow:Harry destroyed horcruxes and killed Voldemort

Conclusion: Harry Potter is only a naughty guy trying to ruin Voldemort's life.

[maffei42]

@IpMan747 took you a lot of effort and wasnt even funny :/

[RedemtionInABox]

Yer a wizard Harry

[Felixkeeg]

Part 1: "Hi I am Harry Potter!" Part 2: "Hi I am Harry Potter, again!" Part 3: "Hi I am *voice breaks down* Harry Potter!" Part 4: *Dark Voice* "Hi I am Harry Potter! Boy I'd like to fuck!" Part 5: "To the weapons!" "You mean our wands?" "We haven't got any MGs?" "Nope." "We're fucked." Part 6: "Gandaaaaaaaaaaa-! er... Dumbledoooooooooooooooooore!"

[ManaRoanam]

I feel like a prick for pointing this out, but the video is 27 seconds long, not 26.

[TheCoolKidWithaHat]

@ManaRoanam well, if you look it actually skips 26... so technically it's still 26 seconds

[LegalVampire]

When he siad 'love' that made me lol :-D

[awesomeness4utoday]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

[KrazyKimi97]

BAHAHAHAHHAHA XD XD

[Thebomber5lol]

LOL

[HazzDaawg123]

HAHAHAHA

[Angellwriter]

I like harry potter in 99 seconds better, but this was good.

[L0VEsarah]

you watch the video and your like.... its just random clips.. then at the end when dumbledore was like "its love" i got it and laughed so hard.. haha

[Pikana225]

Oh i feel the love

[thegirlwhohatesrap]

That makes me laugh like crazy. He beats up all these people. Love.

[hobojakobo]

harry potter and the half blood prince:snape kills dumbledore

[tubster67]

watch?v=pIoizEXq_hg

[inlovewithmgmt]

hahahahhhahhahhahaha this made me laugh

[GreenDayGirl7070]

I'm gonna kill him.

Its love harry...

I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING

[PokemonMaster91013]

@GreenDayGirl7070 me either

[GameCent3rXD]

What is it?

SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP!

I'm Gonna kill him!

It's love, harry.

[SammEater]

So... violence is the answer to everything? Cool. :P

[irishorlagh]

Dumbledore: This mark cannot be seen. Harry: what is it? *violence* Dumbledor: Love. LOL!!!! I wet myself watching this!!!

[tintor2]

For some reason I expected Nicolas Cage to be in that montage

[PLMRTW]

"I'M GONNA KILL HIM"

"love"

Haha, cracks me up over and over.

[CoffeeMecha]

I was going to say puberty, but love works too, I guess.

[Music101775]

so much love in Harry Potter

[Bora1771]

IM GONNA KILL HIM - love

lol

[iamaprettyman1]

Voldemort: I am pointing my wand as hard as I can at you Harry

Harry: What's that coming out of your robes?

Voldemort: Holy Shit Nagini! I did it again

[TheMarida]

OMG! so funny! Harry Potter truly has Love inside ;) well he has, but not as it seams here! :P

[EmooLoverr]

HIS NAME IS NOT WHATS HIS NAME !!! JERK !!! ITS DUMBLEDOORREEE !! :DDD

[felixmux8]

no 27

[999maana999]

Harry Potter in one word: voldemort

[Ploussa]

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows in 2 seconds: NYEEEEH!!!

[MisslittleGlee]

lol wierd and cool

[ZzXxAndrewxXzZ]

Little kid Harry: what does it mean?

Big Harry: IM GONNA KILL HIM!

Whats his name?: Ummm, Love

[FMAiscool]

are you fully aware of your grammar? :O

[TheHorseNinja]

Whoa! Can you count past your left hand too, or only your right? :P

[Bailthesnail]

i shit my pants hahhahahah

[actingislife100]

that was so funny

[CoDTechN9ne163]

I take my shirt off when I pee :)

[johnnyhoho28]

haha , so ironic xdddddddd

what it is

.....

....

im gonna kill him

LOVE

HAHAHAHAHA

[JessicaLouiseMusic]

i was crying about something just a sec ago. I watched this and now it's put my in a much happier mood, haha!

[GordonFreemanLova]

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets:

Harry: Just promise me one thing.

Dobby: Anything Sir!

Harry: Never try to save my life again.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1:

Dobby: Dobby has come to save Harry Potter and his friends!

Bellatrix: *Throws knife*

Harry: Help me!

[rosavanwinkle]

@GordonFreemanLova His a free elf :(

[narutovampire1]

@GordonFreemanLova He was saying that to Ron and Hermione XDDD

[GordonFreemanLova]

@narutovampire1 Yeah. Subscribe!

[TheMooviemooChannel]

@GordonFreemanLova You soooo just copied that from the other video

[GordonFreemanLova]

@TheMooviemooChannel Uh, no I didn't. There are so many other videos like this. How would you know if I saw the same one you are talking about?

[ruaridh2k7]

@GordonFreemanLova Ahhhh! But as Dumbledore said himself in The Chamber Of Secerts.

"Goes to show that sometimes even the best of us have to eat our words."

[GordonFreemanLova]

@ruaridh2k7 True, haha. I subscribed!

[ruaridh2k7]

@GordonFreemanLova :) Same ! :)

[GordonFreemanLova]

@ruaridh2k7 Thank you so much!

[mikele96li]

What's name of this song 0:14 ? Good video Hahaha!

[JCSavesUsAll]

I'M IN A RAGE! THIS IS THE MADDEST I'VE EVER BEEN!!

[MissStarkid222]

"IM GONNA KILL HIM!"

"...love"

Hahahahaha

[Sum0fAllFear5]

dAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWUUUUUUU­UHHHHHH..



[FoxGirlVixi]

Little Harry was talking snake and Big Harry was like SHUT UP!!! lolol XD

[Varodunham92]

Harry Potter in 1 fucking second:

Voldemort: NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­A!!!!!!!

[LordZoldemort]

All Harry Potter movies in 5 seconds: "...and that kind of act leaves a mark."

*Raises hand to forehead* "No, no. This kind of mark can not be seen. It lives, in your very skin. "What is it?"

*Quirrell screaming in agony*, *Stabbing basilisk*, *Stabbing the diary*, "I'm gonna kill 'em!", "I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOUR FATHER THINKS MALFOY", "LOOK AT ME!", "FIGHT BACK YOU COWARD!", Herm: "I'm doing the best I ca- NOT DOING ENOUGH!", *Voldemort pimp slaps Harry in a tower* Dumbledore: Love. 

[icemagz]

'IM GONNA KILL HIM'

'...love

[MrNig1]

More Like A Trailer. Watch The Full Version And It's More Intresting. LoL

[NATASHAPESTKA94]

this actually sucks big time

[bellaITALIA312]

@NATASHAPESTKA94 like your face

[NATASHAPESTKA94]

@bellaITALIA312 clever one

[bellaITALIA312]

@NATASHAPESTKA94 thanks :)

[SupernauralRox]

@farrelyDC u killed it

[MasterOnion100]

harry potter 3 in 5 seconds

harry: sirius is after me!

harry: sirius is pretty cool

[JellyKimSugarBoom14]

Isn't everyone loved by their mothers?

[ClintJohnHampton]

I Actually Gauged the timer of the actual parts of the film showing here. Not including the intro and credits, it was 9 seconds long, not 26-27 seconds.

[missreaderful]

oh so awesome the end i laughed and coughed and storted oh its awesome!

[SamauraiRippeR]

That's only the first 3 films.

[RandomnessChickGirl]

OMG soooooooo intense, I LOVE IT!!!!!! but faaaaaaaaaar too long......... 1 second would be better...

[STATUSISZOMBIE]

dubleodre: it is...

*harry flips out*

dumbledore:love

[farrellyDC]

em sorry...? MORE LIKE 27 SECONDS

[Ryme1997]

I only watched cuz he was honest....

[DominatorV4]

love...

[LetsStopThisSong]

It's EXPELLIARMUS not EXPARMUS...

[zigathepro]

what song starts at 0:13 ?

[TheSlushie9]

@zigathepro  i think it's called leaving hogwarts...???

[PLMRTW]

I'M GUNNA KILL HIM.

Love ..

[SonicTheHedgehog85]

SHUT UP i am. SHUT UP *slaps self* EXPARMUS!

[Marureenu]

LOL LOVE

[darklooshkin]

Hp in 3 secs:

Harry: damn

Dark wizards: you die now!

Harry: Nope, still alive.

[WreckedCannon]

When dumbledore was saying it lives inside your skin i was like O_O

[brokenheartedSora]

Calm down guys, Harry was just "In a rage". In fact, I'm pretty sure that was "the madest he's ever been". Thumbs if you get the joke!

[SlipknotFanize]

Harry Potter in 2 seconds: "You're a wizard harry."

[rosavanwinkle]

@SlipknotFanize *smokes some pod* wuhhhh dude

[BlakPalisadeOfficial]

@SlipknotFanize LOL, im not a wizzard hagrid, im just harry

[Wyntar0wl]

Lol it's like he's so violent, and Dumbledore is like "Love" XD

[bluelaserwaves]

pause it at 19 seconds...b twist

[Sar2k10]

They shouldve put in that bit where he says 'IM JUST SO, ANGRY.... ALL OF THE TIME' xD

[WerewolfChlid]

omg sooo funny XD

[RyanLinzAndy123]

press 6 for HASHUP

[blodin98]

dumbuledore: it lives in your very skin harry :ewwwwww

[TheFatboy1968]

SHUT UP LOL!!!

[SupernaturalLuv4ever]

lmfao

[shelbylynn90]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[PriyaaGirl12]

hahahahahahahaahhhahaahahhaha XD

[bator227]

ohh.... the jung love

<3

[pikachu5681]

hahaha i prefer the new dumbledore rather than this dumbledore

[tessamathon]

love..... right

[LihAndrade1]

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[TheShadowstrike16]

Rofl!

"Shut up!...I'm gonna kill him!"...*trys to choke someone..."Love!"

[TGIAustin911]

So this is why my next door neighbour's kids aren't allowed to read Harry Potter...

[marymayonnaise]

I'm gunna kill him!!

wow, that kind of love......don't you love it?

[drinkbottle64]

LOOOOOOOOOL LOOOL LOOOLLLLLLLLL

[BelleRosetteMontague]

this is so funny! i laugh every time even though i've seen it so many times! it's amazing!

"i'm gonna kill him!"

".....LOVE."

[MrDannymoore9]

sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never ......... AVAADAAKADAVVRAAA

[coolgirlluvsupre]

That was pure genius

[ehdewhurst]

it's 27 seconds :)

[tylerd612]

@ehdewhurst Good boy! You can count. Now do the alphabets.

[harrypotterchic1]

I'M GONNA KILL HIM!

love

XD

[hackerrulesandsodoi]

love.

[Th4w]

LOL

[pennaxx23]

harry potter 5 in five seconds

Cornelious fudge: he is not back

Cornelious fudge: he's back

[HarryPotterFanClub]

@pennaxx23 lol you've inspired me to re-title that video.

[Lolosgirl1]

IM GONNA KILL EM

love

[annatsuitsui]

meaningless;\

[clairevaliant]

yeah! thats realy funny :D

[rupsa1997chakraborty]

it comprises of

1-shit

2-shit

3-shit

[masquara1]

@rupsa1997chakraborty wow have you seen all the moives or read all the books to make that assumption?

[xmysticangelxx]

*Harry raging and talking to snakes* "love" hahahaha that was hilarious

[soniccammy]

Harry potter in 5 seconds. Harry Potter is cool.

[1foottall]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[gabssdixon]

maybe he's so ngry cos the rum is gone, and there taking the hobbits to isengaurd, not to mention they have his jar of dirt...:/

[cApEgUrLzRoX]

@gabssdixon hahaha. this comment made my day ^_^

[ShaylaShligly]

Lol love? really? more like anger issues...

But I love how it ends

"that kind of act leaves a mark. This kind of mark cannot be seen. It lives in your very skin"

"What is it?" "Shut up!" "Hyasa..." "SHUT UP" kicks bedside table tries to choke Sirius wins duel "expelarmus!" "I'm gonna kill him!" "love..."

[phantomsfreak]

oh cant you feel the love harry? its pouring out of you!

[xXMrsSnape]

ROTFLOL!!! I laughed SO hard when I saw this... lol... why waste like 3 hours in a cinema when you saw all you needed to see right here in 5 seconds????

[lovemoocowslol]

*pure harry potter rage and spite*

"...love."