Nostalgia Critic: Johnson and The Wunder Boner

[The3ninjakids]

2:11 Nostalgia Critic Sounds like Hitler

[ZacksQuest]

Actually, I think the diagrams of the Wunder Boner are funnier. The fact that your pushing a rod through a fish's *AHEM* is the real innuendo here.

@hobgoblinCZ I don't know Chiun, let's keep searching. Remo Williams... AWAAAAY!

[The3ninjakids]

Introducing The Wunder Boner

The amazing new tool that makes Jacking Off a Thing of the Past

[Ozztastic57]

@waezi2 I thought u meant like lolgasm

[waezi2]

lolaicsms!

(Laughing out Loud and I cant stop my self!)

[MegaAchilles23]

2:23

In case you ever wanted a shorter Johnson

[LordManda2]

2:45

Oh hai Inuyasha, how is yer sex layf? :3

[Kaagh178]

Special offer! Buy Your Johnson now and get a free Wonder Boner!

[WiiUDude]

But wait, there's more! If you order the Wunder Boner right now, you get the Master Baiter, the best tool for catching fish! FOR FREE!!! ORDER NOW!!

[Blackthehedgehog2]

"...Johnson?"

[killer92173]

"It's the Wunder Boner"

*Extreme Close up* DUUUUUUUUN!!!

[RpGfreak901]

@killer92173 Oh, man. Can there be a more suggestive and disturbing commercial than THAT!??!?

[killer92173]

@RpGfreak901 I can't think of anything! lol.

[Luvintoliv]

"My wife would like that..."

I'm sure she would!

[Luvintoliv]

YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU KNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW­!!!!!!

[zombiegeekreviews]

The dude:Johnson?



[jpta162]

were they both made by the same people

[maygirl]

@jpta162

The commercials? Probably.

[ZZLordLiamZZ]

YOU KNOW!!!

[CaptainAshSpearow]

Ash and Gary cosplayers breaking into a fight at 2:45

[CaptainAshSpearow]

I know somebody may have already said this, but I think the Wonder Boner is best used in 4 hours or less.

[morrisl123]

You and your kids and your Johnson

[TheOneSaneGuy]

Cave Johnson, we're done here.

[DXBryan100]

"Its friday night, and you don't have a date, you and your hand and your Johnson!"

[thishatandyou]

Some may see anime cosplayers at 2:45, but I see the badass on the right sitting dead still.

[SgtMarcReynol]

"...Johnson?"

[hobgoblinCZ]

1:55 Is that Fred Ward?

[doomdoomdoom23]

"slap you right in your penis!"..lol

[ScReWaTtAcKeD]

1:21

[grungedog3]

WAT

...WAT

[wiithepeople2]

Whore at night

Felt so right

Then she showed you her Johnson.

[ImpendingRiot83]

@wiithepeople2 You win the award for best comment, bro.

[RandomGamePlayer1]

@wiithepeople2 This makes me think of Stu from The Hangover 2. XD

[wiithepeople2]

@RandomGamePlayer1 and it should xD

[gethsoftware]

@wiithepeople2 oh noooh. "throws up"

[SuperMario1611]

...and what!?

[thekyleinlodishow]

One of the funniest ones I'v seen from Doug!

[JamesTK214]

If those guys actually knew what they were talking about, can you imagine how many takes it took for them to keep a straight face?

[seanpatrickcain2]

Zardoz dislikes this video 

[supermariofan03]

1 person ordered the wonder boner

[LarranceM]

The Wunder Boner is a Real Product! I know the inventor, he's the guy shown with long grey hair cutting up the fish! (He's an Aussie named Sasha) "Spinelesswunderboner" add DOT COM

[1CoolDudeMe]

"My wife would like that" LOL

[aneurysm1993]

...Johnson?

[CrystalMouse1]

I saw this on TV when I was little, and it escaped me, thank goodness! Now, I agree the creators had to Know!

[wazzuppeeps96]

AYOOOOOOU KNOOOOOOOOW

[Kizuii]

Taking a trip with your Johnson, catching a fish with your Master Baiter and then deboning it with your Wunder Boner

good times

[TheMMOFifty]

Am I the only one who see's the cosplayers dressed up like Inuyasha and Kagome at 2:45?

[RandomGamePlayer1]

@TheMMOFifty Oh wow, "Inuyasha". I haven't seen that anime t.v. show in years. I'm getting such a *excuse pun* Nostalgia boner.

[BigCatBertha]

@TheMMOFifty do u c the pudgy miku hatsune cosplayer haha

[434Noise]

@BigCatBertha I did. I have a such a hard on for Miku that I'd fuck her chubby ass anyways.

[BigCatBertha]

@434Noise thats just...lovely XD

[LordOfKeyblades247]

@TheMMOFifty man i so miss that show........oh well at least i get 2 go see it again on Funimation or adultswim

[woody72691]

@TheMMOFifty you mean those pathetic no life losers? Yeah I did.

[RandomGamePlayer1]

@woody72691 Everyone has their hobbies, don't insult it.

[Cierrakahana]

@RandomGamePlayer1 Sorry dude, Inuyasha doesn't stand up when you watch it a second time. The characters are all mean-hearted jerks and the story never goes anywhere.

[Arthus850]

@Cierrakahana not true. or at least not true for everyone. I personally still like inuyasha, and I've watched it multiple times.

[Cierrakahana]

@Arthus850 ...*shrug* Meh, you're entitled to your opinion. Personally, though, I've seen far better written stories.

[Arthus850]

@Cierrakahana I'm not denying that there are better stories out there. I've seen better too.

[woody72691]

@RandomGamePlayer1 man their "hobbies" are going to get them no where.

[InuYashafanboyee]

@woody72691 Hobbies aren't meant to get people anywhere.

Hobbies are meant for fun in your free time.

[pathofoblivion]

@InuYashafanboyee I beg to differ, Nostalgia Critic's (Doug Walker) hobby got him some where.

[InuYashafanboyee]

@pathofoblivion I never said that they WOULDN'T I said they aren't MEANT to.

[Entertekken]

@RandomGamePlayer1 Yeah man, don't be a Johnson about it.

[woody72691]

@RandomGamePlayer1 So everyone has their pathetic lifes? Yeah let's vote down on the person whose sane and telling you your life is pathetic and you need to get a life. pathetic trolls

[pathofoblivion]

@woody72691 Yeh they clearly have no life, that's why they are at a convention with people who have the same hobbies as them hurr durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrI'mwoo­dy72691andI'msofuckingretarded­durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­r

[woody72691]

@pathofoblivion pathetic comments from a pathetic person

[pathofoblivion]

@woody72691 butthurt comment from a butthurt person.

[woody72691]

@pathofoblivion aww another unoriginal comment from a unoriginal pathetic person aww

[BossPanzer]

@woody72691 Go fuck yourself Mr. Troll.

[woody72691]

@BossPanzer Go Fuck yourself Mr. Unoriginal.

[BossPanzer]

@woody72691 I hope you die from anal cancer

[TheEspea]

@TheMMOFifty I was too busy looking at the random pokemon fight that broke out.

[AspergianMind]

The Dude - "....Johnson?"

[supermariofan03]

what's a johnson?

[SMAXZO]

@supermariofan03 Penis and a name.

[supermariofan03]

@SMAXZO i know it's a name but wow that's really disturbing i don't even think the wonder boner could top that

[Cartoonfangirl007]

Aiiiiii---YOUUUUUUUUU KNOOOOOOOOOWWWW!!!! Best part XD

[JustinXpx2]

AWWWWWWWW.. That poor fish..

[Blackstardragon]

when he said "Youuuuuu knowww"  I laughed my ass off.

[Husoskobasz]

You Makin' me Johnson ???

[Liwan1000]

@Husoskobasz you, your mate and your johnson ! :)

[linkzellda]

In what 02:21 movie come?

[MrYoungTony]

@linkzellda you mean 0:21 and that movie is The Big Lebowski

[Masseffectawesome]

"I'm gonna slap you right in your penis"

SHUT UP!

[TheEpona92]

THERE WAS A GUY WEARING A BUCK-EES SHIRT IN THE FRONT ROW OF THAT CROWD!!! WOOO!!!

[newyy1]

I'm gonna slap you right on your penis.

SHUT UP!

[MoonbladeProductions]

Real men paint their johnson pink.

[nepomusik]

They probably used the Master Baiter to catch that fish.

[SMAXZO]

@nepomusik I see what you did there.

[AceS4289]

@nepomusik LMAO! XD

[wiithepeople2]

@nepomusik The Master Baiter!

My wife would like that!

[KTEFilmsInc]

I lost it when The Dude showed up! XD

[Tubewings]

In the actual Johnson commercial, "kids" comes before "girl", but putting "girl" before "kids" here is much funnier.

[SuperSenshi]

"You got your sunrise, you caught a prize, you, your mate, and your Johnson."

"*blinks* What?"

"...You caught a prize, you, your mate and your Johnson."

"..........What?"

ROFL

[captaintaco2345]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU­UU KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hackensac]

@captaintaco2345 YOU TOTALLY KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING AND YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!

[Wingham64409]

I actually found out that the two commercials both have a connection to the penis. Johnson means a penis and a boner is an erection of a penis.

[RandomGamePlayer1]

@Wingham64409 Hence, the joke.

[JRserver]

@Wingham64409 No, really?

[OhDatFilipinoKid]

@Wingham64409 O RLY?!

[XxkutaapxX]

@Wingham64409

Well spotted

[Chow985]

@Wingham64409 no shit sherlock

[MrEriklenn]

@Wingham64409 yeah......now please ruin some other joke everyone knows

[Sporkerchan]

"YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU KNOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!" LMFAO!

[fraur001]

press 4. lol

[Agent0009ng]

@fraur001 repeatedly

[BethGoth15]

@fraur001 OMG it looks like he's jacking off! HE'S JACKING OFF WITH THE WONDER BONER!!!