Psycho neighbor leaves weird messages on my answering machine.

[blindblueeye]

sooooooo this is why immm ANTISOCAIL!!!!

[billywish]

what a nutcase!

[TheDopeSounds]

I think she wants you to fuck her holy virgin butt?

[crackrockcandy]

that third message is classic

[PullenJoe]

She can't remember if she gave you a copy of her key - weird

[Devilishanglbab]

lmao @ as long as its not a bomb

[damaniseman]

I know it's not cool to mess with the mentally challanged, but seriously, this is awesome, please post more if you get them. thanks.

[kradrol]

i use to work at a group home for the mental disabilitied, one of my clients was schizophrenic. this reminds me of alot of the stuff he was saying when the doctors started winging him off his meds.

[tw1ztidkilla]

OMG ITS A BOMB

[Flomoshn]

I wanna hear more.....got anything else?

[jerryjuicebag]

wtf why would someone give a neighbor a spare key for an emergency? and how did she get your #? lmto!

[KirbyPwnz13]

Schizophrenic bitch!

[CuteButPsycho420]

lmao @ her butt is a holy virgin

[boredhero2]

this is why i dont live in apartments..

[HarrysSecret]

The cat found alternative accommodation, cats are like that.

They know when they are dealing with a fellow psychopath/sociopath/attention seeker. 

[SparkPlugMovies1]

why is your lip on her butt

[wildnaya]

Ah, schizophrenics can't help it can they..

[shanyellehopper]

@chester2929 what an idiot....

[pushycatpops]

holy crap that was so funny

[funkylady101]

Meow? Wow she is crazy, I think the second message was the most confusing...what the heck was she talking about??

[1713dude]

I have some stupid crazy bitch who lives next door. She pisse's me off so bad! The wost part is that i'm the manager so i have to deal with shit like this all the time.

[amanda69837]

i have a psycho neighbor too calls all the fucking time, saying the stupidest shit, i no your pain

[timmieturner]

You killed her cat huh? lol

[AutumnMaidenDove]

WOW, she's weird. What the hell is wrong with her? Is she still your neighbor?

[silentfades]

she is clearly decompensating and needs intervention 

[fuckXtheXsystem]

My holy butt is virgin.

[SuperKellykell]

i bet she killed the cat

[dirtynuke]

You may return my cat in the morning. Wahahahahaha

[dirtynuke]

There's no harm in slipping anything under my door as long as it's not a bomb. Wahahahaha.

[1009lindsay]

LMAO!!!!

[cptmuska]

this is fucking hilarious

[Ghost0intelligence]

put a box of choclates in front and leave her a messag saying i put a bomb out side and the cherry fillled choclate has ur cats blood in it

[JordoF6]

the 1 dislik was the neighbour

[PrinceWilliamThomas]

lol her butt won't be a holy virign for too long

[Binky40SW]

Two things you could do for loads of fun:

#1: Load her mailbox with keys, ala the cab scenein the movie "The Game". Hundreds, if not thousands of keys at random for her to obsess over.

#2: Play the Meow Mix theme song repeatedly into her answering machine. Houndreds of times.

[SarcasticCaptain]

ROFL XJ

[emi9239]

lmao. 

[nyczumazooma]

you should just give the key back you demon seed!

[chaaoos]

wow. I bet this lady is DYNAMITE in the sack tho!

[TheHardyMafia]

as long as its nto a bomb rofl 

[alienroot]

she sounds like a female version of napoleon dynamite...

[savafanbryan]

Sounds like my ex's mother, when she would call me up and harrass me and pretty much talk down to me. lol

[BillyBobKumar]

Anytime the cat runs away from home 'cause he thinks you're too crazy to live with, it's time for the phycho ward, babe!

[happymana]

The second message she said "Drop it", so the uploader who states she is weird are themselves not being openly honest, I think the uploader is the Stalker.

[IamDarkStar2012]

I'll take the key and instead of slipping it under her door I'll slip my nards into her holy virgin. Then give her the meds and call it a day.

[seanspe1980]

@IamDarkStar2012 wtf that was wrong but still lmao lol lol lol

[Zbreter]

lol wtf

[CheetahFoxx]

I hope the kitty was OK.

[Taurimi]

Actually it was never seen again.... only one remained after this whole spiel...

[CONKER17]

@Taurimi :c poor kitty

[willieJ96786]

@CheetahFoxx LOL!

[thedsearch]

Did you ever find out what was her problem? My guess is she was schizophrenic.

[Taurimi]

Yeah, turned out she had schizophrenia and it was a classic situation of her not taking her meds.

[thedsearch]

@Taurimi Dude, was she hot? You should have hit that before they took her away. You could have had a Cybil thing goin' on.

[dfjkdjkghjkghfdjkghd]

maybe this is the early warning signs of multiple sclerosis or perhaps the person in this video and the person in the massages put this video together to see what we'd all say and maybe its all perfectly staged.

[puregenius711]

This is nothing. I got insulting messages from some person from scrubs just because I said the show sucks

By the way, I'm drunk.

[overheater34]

...call her back and tell you made 7 copies of her key, you have her cat chained to your wall, and you are coming back for more. LOL TAKE THAT PSYCHO BITCH

[DarkeningSkies1]

@overheater34 Right, because tormenting a mentally ill person already tormented by the condition of their own brain is mondo hilarious.

[moto46]

what does she look like?

[Sartak1977]

wow I would have to say she is very disturbed. Again WOW!!!

[Lisajo009]

no bombs, please.

[mooreevair]

Thats not you is it Lisa...? :)

[Lisajo009]

God I hope not! Blackouts are a bitch!!!

[mooreevair]

... :)~ I try to aviod them..!

[steve51704000]

Clearly she just wants to charm the rocket out of your pocket.

[BatALash]

in the 2nd message, does she say that her butt is the holy virgin? LOL!

[Chester2929]

Your problem is that you live in an Obama friendly neighborhood. Liberalism is a mental disorder. Any wonder why you are surrounded by such people in your tenement and workplace? Is there drug trafficking in your locale? Equal opportunity psychos stalking the water cooler looking for an argument?

[Taurimi]

*L* this happened long before Obama... and in Canada to :)

[82Nikkis]

@Taurimi LOL you told Chester...Love it

[kambelzful]

@Chester2929 no it's not.

[fetalalien1369]

@Chester2929 Gotta love the conservative nutballs

[theedastard]

You need to call back and leave a message going...ooooooh shhit....

[HaydenFSX]

she realy in need of some mental help!!

[EvaOriginZ]

sounds like she has some big issues.. o.O creepy..and if was her cat i would get the hell out too XD

[DARTAN09]

I CAME

[jackielovesgymnastic]

i think shes trying to hit on you.... in a very strange way 0_- if i were you . i would 1. get a ticket to some wierd country where she can never find you 2. call her a ugly fag 3.kill her kitties.

p.s if she finds you. your screwed.:)

[Neobloodzero86]

she sounds like she wants it bad ?? or im i wrong ?

[imtang0708]

I so would have had the cops knocking on the crazy bitches door!!!!

[wizkidusa]

crazy white chicks lol

[truebassB]

i think she looking for sex and she doesn't know what to tell you lol

[ShurikenSpammer]

Dude you should totally keep a baseball bat with you at all times

[Cullengirl449]

I think she was trying to hit on you...Or...

Is she your ex???

She sounds weird....

[mangadarkogirl]

Clearly she has mental health issues, I would have called the local mental health team to go have a word.

[Taurimi]

Yeah, I got the number for a mental health crisis line in my town and called them. They had emergency contact info etc for her and did try to help. Unfortunately, she saw them coming into the building and going into my place (and they had regional health badges on identifying them so she recognized who they were). This caused many many many more issues between us... But in the long run, it did get the ball rolling for the help she needed.

[lanezer12]

cat lady!!!

[wtwesley5296]

WTF a bomb hahahahhahahhaha

[johnkevinledbetter]

Hello neighbor! Would you mind slipping a sardine through the mail slot? My pussy is hungry, and I will be late getting in tonight. LOL

[1337frog]

if she is lcoked out, what good would slipping it under the door do?

[MMCCmansonboy]

haha not a bomb

[kurtcobain279489]

Sounds like my ex-gf, lol. She also sounds like she's trying to be the joker, except failing horribly at it.

[ScreamingPsychos]

...

creepy...

[quailde250]

wow you need to like pack your bags and get out of there next thing you know she'll be waiting for you in your house wanting to kill you

[Playan1982]

Ooooh what a psycho!

o_O

How does she look?

[greenblue1979]

So this woman just randomly thought you had her key, out of the blue? And she had your phone # too. Sounds like there's maybe a little more to this than what has been posted.

[suicidesasori24]

I'd piss my pants if i lived next to someone like that. lol.

[unitedmonkie]

meerooorrrrw.

whoa. just..wow.

[LordNihility]

Sounds like you live next to a meth head.

[MyRealityIsMine]

She's a real psycho bitch...

[stephyx930]

lol!!!!!! "its ok to slip anything under the door except for a bomb.... or anything like that"

lol "meow" give me my cat back!

[haplocanthesaur]

sounds like you scored a hottie. nice job

[amyrobin994]

Um, she's lonely and trying to get you to come over. Watch out.

[vSideProductions]

SHE LIVES NEXT TO YOU?!

If I were you I would move to Antarctica and change my name.

o_O

[Paralyzer87]

lmfao! she's an idiot.

[mofo976]

I'd go to her apt ans say " fuck off really i mean theas messes are creepy you old whore fuck off!! and no i don't have your can and wtf "meow" lady you are fuck in the head i'm never helping you ever" and that what i wold say to her 8D lol

[inkey2]

what an asshole.....you'd have to be crazy to do "anything" for this person. AND another thing.....this is the type of person that could get you into deep legal problems....save ALL those messages

[Patriotfrosh15]

that woman leaving the massages is starting to fuckign piss me off, she believing that her neighbor stole her cat, WTF?

[ghmaster21]

it sounded like she was going to kill u in the last message

[edman321]

PCP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[asdfglacey]

lmao she wants you

[Face2nutts]

wow she is high as shit.

[masterrex6]

she's outta breath... she just fucked!!

[anabolic79]

fucking stalker lol

[yankeessuck911]

she sounds like she has asthma or something she is breathing so heavy

[adavis15234]

0.0

[ixwazxhere]

O.O WOW, CRAZY LADY!

[docattheradarstation]

2nd thought, give me her number lol or does she have a crazy myspace? lol

[my3user3isnt3stupid]

"As long as its not a bomb" lol! great

[docattheradarstation]

either you've stolen her cat and you've not added that vital info to the description of this video? or she's got the wrong number and/ or person as you say you dont even have a key to her apartment. Or she likes you and this is her crazy way of showing she's interested? whats all that about the virgin mary and her butt? lol if you've got any more of these please put them up!

[Brodeur303030]

smack that bitch lol

[cheliebelly7467]

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[xaviervaltiel]

XDDD I think she likes you. XDDDD

[Bitsyhig]

lol woww