The Professor Brothers - The Substitute

[marioskywalker64]

Yet this version is more accurate than his brother's

[TransformingToybox]

He was right. He did fuck that up.

[youtubisntavocation]

Steve has 12 fingers at 3:01 but I don't even care. God, I love Neely, "This book has no comedic equal... the Bible maybe -N.Y. Times"

[AubreyXIV]

THE WING KONG EXCHANGE! BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA, ANYONE?

[345LTS]

This the funniest episode

[desertpiggott]

Is that Satan in the background at 2:46?

[dethklok745]

Thumbs up if you tried to call Frank.

[EzraFisher]

which lead to his transformation into one of the rare breeds of horse congress had than deemed fuckable by law.. strange times huh.

[HelloGirmo123]

If I was in that class I probably would have believed him lol

[JohnnyBuckrot]

My number is 345-1212. wtf dude.

[LordKaisen]

0:28 xD

[Zero2562130]

Which one was the one where Frank says "Google that shit"?

[S2Cents]

@Zero2562130 Jesus Fucking Christ

[fabioftwomgwtf]

@Zero2562130

jesus fucking christ video



[Froebs]

onions

[MsDickard]

fuck mayne :D

[rrtt1]

Why don't we see this stuff in China IL?

[Retsamegas]

12 people have been turned into fuckable horses

[mdeanbaig]

have you noticed they professors are always looking at their wrist for the time, but they aren't wearing watches?

[pancakewafflebacon]

I wish professor frank taught my humanities class...

[ZennouRyoku]

The back of the comic in the beginning reads: " 'This book has no comedic equal...the Bible maybe.' - The New York Times

[Hommephive]

11 people were not in the " the knights of sex with black people".

[SirHprdgn]

Frank's voice reminds me of PJ from Goof Troop.

[G8tr1522]

Is he reading a specific comic book?

[tredlow]

"I'm telling you right now; I AM gonna fuck this up"

I need to say this the next time someone tells me to do something I hate.

[jukamel]

Quick. Name the subtle Big Trouble in Little China reference.

[lasoogneypubes]

@jukamel I've seen that movie but I have no idea what the reference is.

[FractalBolt]

@jukamel The Wing Kong Exchange.... did win the interwebz?

[jukamel]

@FractalBolt You win. We're all very proud of you.

[TheHigherUps]

IG 88 is a student in that class!

[pancakewafflebacon]

I'm telling right now. I am gonna fuck this up.

[lasoogneypubes]

James "The Adonis" Polk lmao

[shonenphilosophy]

"The Secret Society of, The nights of sex with black people"

[odinthecrab]

steve needs his own show

[megadestroyer454]

i have read his thoroughly offensive notes verbatim so if you have any problems with his colorful interpretation of American history here is his home number

[HowlinAdamJames]

I called 345-1212, i got some lady named Kathy. 

[TheVampireCabbit]

@HowlinAdamJames Did you tell her you were one of the Knights of Sex With Black People?

[dodgingaces]

0:08 Kenny winker man..... that is is some good shit.

[JackBass199]

Love the Kenny Winker poster

[erinrockssocks]

9 people aren't members of The Knights of Sex with Black People.

[burntgamer]

whats funny is its his buddy just straight fucking with his students, although it would have been just as fucked up with frank, if not more

[purvicide]

This one doesn't suck. Wow.

[rakuencallisto]

Thumbs up for porkin Harrison's Wife @ 1:45

[Sanvorae]

The Knights of Sex with Black People.

[Dragon45348]

Brad Neely needs to open up an online store. I so want that Kenny Winker poster.

[soobwhale]

@3:04 wtf is that thing on the right?

[Dragon45348]

@soobwhale A college student.

[soobwhale]

@Dragon45348 Truth.

[ColeDaltonBaker]

James "the adonis" Polk.

[marabupb]

The Wing Kong exchange? The most dangerous cut-throat den of mad men in China Town, you cant just waltz in and out of there like...

[FractalBolt]

"The knights of sex with black people" fucking lol!

[YellowLambda]

0:10 WASHINGTON!!!!

[ReverseReverse404]

"..along with the empty husband-father position in harrison's grieving family." Student gives thumbs up hahahahhahahha

[joeb7771]

James "The Adonis" Polk

[Froebs]

Ghost porn. Nice, Steve.

[alaskanbltundra]

This is how I prepare for all my lectures

[nukemyasshole]

i said "i am going to fuck this up"....he was laughing while he wrote me up....lol

[SaveTheMooses]

"Fuckable by Law" would be a great name for a hardcore punk band.

[AxonemalDyneins]

@0:07 "THIS BOOK HAS NO COMEDIC EQUAL...THE BIBLE, MAYBE. -N.Y. TIMES"

I fucking love Brad Neely.

[Tunerslug360isduhman]

Penis head at 3:04

[beatleboy9020001]

if he was such a cool professor he would just cancel class

[EdamilBronzebeard]

He's got no watch. But hes got to be at the Wing Kong Exchange NOW

[The48Bishop]

I still can't believe the pages of history are mostly blank when dealing with James "the Adonis" Polk

[FluffyBunniesOnFire]

I just realized that the bag of onions is a recurring character.

[xXHeroOfTimeXx]

@FluffyBunniesOnFire It has the best attendance record if you really pay attention to who's in class lol

[Guitarmaniac4321]

LOL. Read what it says on the book at 0:07.

[norrisrockchan]

there's not a watch on his hand...

[whiterook6]

penishead at 3:04

[Skinscorcher999]

I'm still wondering..What the hel does Steve teach anyway?

[genericusernames2]

@Skinscorcher999 American History

[TylerBurnsRed]

I love how the one guy gives the dude next to him a thumbs up when he talks about John Tyler stealing Harrison Ford's grieving family. Classic.

[InGraphite]

You know, I JUST realized (after rewatching for countless times) that he included the whir of the fan in the overhead projector.

God damnit Neely you are awesome.

[mrbelgiumsopus]

the knights of sex with black people

[superzack101]

Good luck on this crazy fuckin test.

[LindsMcawesomepants]

james "the adonis" polk.

[trunks1594]

“It was latter discovered that Polk was a very active member of the very secret society know as the… Knights of Sex with Black People.”

[Xndercide]

Well... he warned em

[MsDickard]

didnt know that... :D

[HungAzn]

verbatim! hahahahah

[biffbiffton]

hahahaha the kenny winker poster is incredible

[walkitabouter]

the house where god sits and actually runs the nation

[majorocelot1124]

strange times eh?

[CardingtonLZF]

LOL at the bag of onions at 3:03.

[racastgeb]

This is so beautiful.

[SamWolfLewis]

his home number is....

lol I'll do that if I sub for someone

[colloredbrothers]

this is art

[xrockthe40ozx]

The Knights of Sex with Black People.

[JonesSpirius]

If I were in this class I would be laughing way too much to even get mad at this dude!

[rumpy933]

"...rare breeds of horses that congress had deemed fuckable by law" haha

[Orthiel]

I love that even without the notes he recognized the slides well enough that he could have easily done a normal lecture if he wanted to.

[risbolla]

I like how Frank checks his invisible wristwatch at 0:17

[cjmcallister89]

LMFAO @ 3:05.... I believe student A (left) is a penis and student B (right) is a Battlefield Earth-type alien with 9 exposed nipples. CLASSIC.

[lollipopthug]

why doesn't this shit ever happen in my lectures.

[ethanwilson1991]

ur tight bro

[SharksLoveMuffins]

"JOHN TYLER. YEAH."

[linkmaster112233]

Did you get a TV show deal yet?

[Budogenkai]

@linkmaster112233 Did he get his own TV channel yet?

[WhiteWayRightWay3]

"Good luck on this crazy fucking test."

[RodentsPlayWoW]

My favorite student is the bag of onions.

[WordoftheElderGods]

@RodentsPlayWoW Oh, don't like that guy! Bag of Onions seems awesome at first, but once you get to know the guy he's a douchebag.

Zombie Chav Girl is much nicer, albeit quite annoying.

[Kallen2121]

I love how he just throws the notes away right as he enters the room

[tofurocks99]

"Which led to his transformation into one of the rare breeds of horse that congress had then deemed fuckable by law. Strange times, huh?"

[benpg]

I have to be at the wingkong exchange....right fucking now!

[limpo100]

2:47 lol is that satan? or a demon in the top left? XDD

[mctracyism]

"good luck on this crazy fucking test"

[mad0th4]

this makes me want to be a professor. its really inspiring.

[Muskrat123]

john tyler

yeah uhh..

*goes to next slide*

[Bemargotuber]

why is there a vampire in Polk's cabinet?...

[nevasmile1]

the knights of sex with black people

[BoredCinema]

0:22... amazing.

[honkyfever]

This is exactly what happened at my last history class

[mystermistery]

wing kong exchange. nice

[gutterslime65]

he turned into a horse that would be later deemed fuckable. lol

[CupcakeMouse]

"This book has no comedic equal - The Bible, maybe - NY Times"

rofl

[xXHeroOfTimeXx]

@CupcakeMouse I never noticed that one. Fucking priceless

[CupcakeMouse]

@xXHeroOfTimeXx Oh I know I love the professor brothers... Washington, washington, 6 foot tall weighs a fucking ton...

[guruatomik]

@CupcakeMouse Oddly the Washington song is "Cox & Combes", The Professor Bros. sang JFK.

[fruitsofnews]

nice one @ leonard cohen reference. Love this!

[selekos]

"He build house where god sits" LOL

That was awersome!

3:03- Onions... XD

[ringawing]

lol i love the subtleties, like the guy who only has 'savage' written on his paper, nice jab

[mekman4]

"...his home number...!" ROFLOL

[alpenjon]

Avatar @ 2:52

[nkracher]

Isnt the wingkong exchange from the movie Big trouble in little china?

[testiclecrusher2]

lol, I got to be at the wing kong exchange right freaking now!

[bbnflpn]

" I am telling you right now,I am gonna fuck this up."

Best line ever.

[Budogenkai]

@bbnflpn Oh my god, yes.

[TheRealEricLester]

strange times, huh?

[jervey123]

hahahahaha

[opti95]

didnt know that one.. huh

[Roronoa79]

the onion sack is the best character of the series

[emomandapanda]

I'm partial to the robot at 1:15

[xXHeroOfTimeXx]

perfect attendance record.... never misses a lecture

[BoFuckingNanza]

Could someone please ring that number at the end and ask for a prof. Frank? And please make sure you put in on youtube. I would die a happy man.

[TheJoosBox]

That bag of Onions gets me every time XD

[TallFastLoud]

The kid with the eye patch cracks me up

[lis880]

I think thats chimmy chummy

[jaxpoetix]

holy fuck christ ahahahahaah

[StaticBroil]

"His armies killed millions of the dastardly oppressive savages...savages, hmm. Well that's what he has written here, so...oh well."

lol

[sirmonocle]

"that congress then deemed fuckable by law" XD

[Homepie]

Strange time, huh?

[LegiitCashew]

"He sent a message to every remaining chief 'Your god is a lovely woman, I know, for I silenced her with my nakedness'."

[PoisonedV]

@LegiitCashew its naked self, not nakedness.

[genericusernames2]

@LegiitCashew i thought he said my naked self?

[LOLlord117]

@genericusernames2 It's actually, "my own naked self."

[ChrisWestaway]

grand wizard of the knights of sex with black people

[cazskcots]

i'm telling you right now.... i am gonna fuck this up.

hahaha

[stephaniemariewolf]

507 345 1212

actual home phone lol

[ghostmouthzach56]

I love the thumbs up.

[ramza675]

lmfao the sack of onions!!!!!

[BPMontana]

"So good luck on this CRAZY fuckin' test."

[brollyhero99]

If all the classes in school would be like this! XD

[TheKa89]

'pro-force' hat, lol.

Seriously, these guys need their own show, but then again, look at the adult swim run, so maybe the creative freedom of the internet is a good thing.

Awesome job guys, I want this man as my history prof.

[josiesezlol]

james the adonis polk

[jowston100]

Humor, does not get any better than this. Where the hell is Brad Neely? He should be making T.V. shows or movies by now.

[TantricViSion]

I think he's reading Watchmen, sex with the blue man in the comic he is reading.

watchmen. good film.

go watch it.

RAWRSHARK oooouuuuttt

[ryanpitchford]

"I'm telling you right now, I AM gonna fuck this up"

Pretty words.

[AlfonzoVedova]

Wing Kong Exchange.

He's going to fight Lo Pan?

[lowbart]

If you are what you eat, then, I AM Brad Neely.

[LordPlagus777]

you are shit

[salutsenor]

I love you too, Brad.

[Alexsaysimsaucy]

I love you, Brad.

[rattlehead9127]

2:04 gets me every time, I don't know why.

[fearsomestmoocow]

I love Steve.

[voltcroft]

wierd times huh?

[friarted]

If my brother & I were History Profs and I needed him to sub for me, this is EXACTLY what would happen!

Steve & Frank also bear an uncanny resemblance to my brother & myself.

[KetihCooper]

which one are u? lol

[twoworldsin1]

I wanna get a Facebook group started called "The Knights of Sex with Black People"

[PirateKing666]

whoops meant to put steve

[PirateKing666]

"im telling you right now I AM gonna fuck this up"

frank is a total dick

[cetus44]

Fucking Steve.

[chica476]

wow, steve even pissed off the student who was "Pro-Force"...

[seanThree16]

Fuckable by law.

[KetihCooper]

wtf is that at 3:05?

[bigcheese777]

im tellin you right now i AM GONNA FUCK THIS UP!

[Zakuboxcarrier]

wing show exchange? big trouble in little china

[Drbonestorm]

There was a bag of onions attending the class....LOLZ!!!!

[xizzyraddx]

Well he difinatly told it as it is, with a twisted tweak, I should say. This was a "ha ha ha", and a "wow" thrown in there.

[RelentlessBoner]

Your God is a lovely woman, I know, because I have silenced her with my own, naked self.