@imax1971 u speak as if you know what happens when a person dies that would make u immortal aka uv conquered death like your Jesus or something because u can describe what a dead person is doing in the after life...i dont mean to sound crass but in other words im just pointing out how silly your comment was is the sense that u r still alive but u can describe a dead persons emotions. But if u believe i am wrong and you know what you're talking about let me know and I'll delete my comments.
@kraqore79 "The Jesuits...are simply the Romish army for the earthly sovereignty of the world in the future, with the Pontiff of Rome for emperor...that's their ideal. ...It is simple lust of power, of filthy earthly gain, of domination -- something like a universal serfdom with them [i.e., the Jesuits] as masters -- that's all they stand for. They don't even believe in God perhaps."
Fyodor Dostoyevsky (1821-1881; famous Russian novelist)
@kraqore79 "Eight years before the attempted [Spanish] Armada invasion [of 1588], Jesuits were seditiously active plotting the overthrow of the English government. By using different disguises, aliases, and secret codes, to illegally slip in and out of England, Jesuit Robert Parson, in 1580, had led and then later organized a mission to bring other Jesuits into England to engage in a work of subversion.
@kraqore79 "Above all things, Jesuits are 'confessors'. Their services unto the royalty were urged as a 'need', as they became assigned to hear the confessions of the aristocrats, emperors, kings, queens, princes, princesses, ['royal'] mistresses, those in every level of government -- they all revealed their secret plans, their intimate sins, their inner-most thoughts, as their lives became virtually an open book to the Jesuits.
I like how that guy down there keeps attacking George on his videos. Here's a tip: If you don't like him, don't watch his videos! Peace, Love, Carlin.
I never liked the turd carlin. Never had a good thing to say about the country that treated him so well. He used Caucasians to shit on for the purpose of getting non-Caucasians to think he was cool. A total phony and ingrate, as well as a mental midget that overrated his intellect. Pathetic.
The other day at church during the homily my priest was talking about myrrh, and what it was used for, and all I could think about was this, and try to stop myself from busting out laughing.
Guys, it's George Carlin. It's off the "A place for my stuff" album. Look it up, try checking your facts before you cuss people out. Checking your facts helps you not look like a jackass on the Internet.
Humorless assholes? Oh, you must mean those of us that are intelligent enough to realize this isn't George Carlin. Narrow minded assholes like you should be sued for being allowed to post this shit under his name.
So funnnnnnny.....
cyndxrx 1 day ago
@imax1971 u speak as if you know what happens when a person dies that would make u immortal aka uv conquered death like your Jesus or something because u can describe what a dead person is doing in the after life...i dont mean to sound crass but in other words im just pointing out how silly your comment was is the sense that u r still alive but u can describe a dead persons emotions. But if u believe i am wrong and you know what you're talking about let me know and I'll delete my comments.
CodeRedInstrumentals 2 days ago
@imax1971 sounds like u are immortal or something
CodeRedInstrumentals 4 days ago
@CodeRedInstrumentals or something..
imax1971 2 days ago
He isn't laughing now...
imax1971 6 days ago
@imax1971 Who isn't laughing now?
Darkeons 3 days ago
VERY IGNORANT video
dangraphic 1 week ago
Guyinbluejeans sounds like the kind of flag-humping asswipe George was talking about half the time.
Jazabelle85 1 week ago
Haha if only the brainwashed folks would understand jokes about fictional stories
kraqore79 1 week ago
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@kraqore79 "The Jesuits...are simply the Romish army for the earthly sovereignty of the world in the future, with the Pontiff of Rome for emperor...that's their ideal. ...It is simple lust of power, of filthy earthly gain, of domination -- something like a universal serfdom with them [i.e., the Jesuits] as masters -- that's all they stand for. They don't even believe in God perhaps."
Fyodor Dostoyevsky (1821-1881; famous Russian novelist)
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@kraqore79 "Eight years before the attempted [Spanish] Armada invasion [of 1588], Jesuits were seditiously active plotting the overthrow of the English government. By using different disguises, aliases, and secret codes, to illegally slip in and out of England, Jesuit Robert Parson, in 1580, had led and then later organized a mission to bring other Jesuits into England to engage in a work of subversion.
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@kraqore79 "Above all things, Jesuits are 'confessors'. Their services unto the royalty were urged as a 'need', as they became assigned to hear the confessions of the aristocrats, emperors, kings, queens, princes, princesses, ['royal'] mistresses, those in every level of government -- they all revealed their secret plans, their intimate sins, their inner-most thoughts, as their lives became virtually an open book to the Jesuits.
countdumas 1 week ago
He is so stupid! Why do we lost common sense? Funny is not funny anymore. Too many stupid people telling stupid jokes!
saracafe4 2 weeks ago
awesome!
toddmastria1 2 weeks ago
I like how that guy down there keeps attacking George on his videos. Here's a tip: If you don't like him, don't watch his videos! Peace, Love, Carlin.
Hello2thesky 2 weeks ago
PELOSI'S ABORTION CLINIC: YOU RAPE EM WE SCRAPE EM.
GIOVANNI1955C 2 weeks ago
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I never liked the turd carlin. Never had a good thing to say about the country that treated him so well. He used Caucasians to shit on for the purpose of getting non-Caucasians to think he was cool. A total phony and ingrate, as well as a mental midget that overrated his intellect. Pathetic.
JKiR.
guyNbluejeans 3 weeks ago
LOVE GEORGE CARLIN !!
faultandfracture 3 weeks ago
If Jesus spoke like this...I'd become a Christian:)
orbazel 3 weeks ago 5
I wanna go to Limbo. lol
milesprower0 3 weeks ago
if jesus is like that, i will be religous
MrLuiisdabest 4 weeks ago 3
You think George would like some water about now?
12106445 4 weeks ago
@12106445 he may turn it into milk! lol
abaddon1112 3 weeks ago
disgusting
hearts12ish 4 weeks ago
i'm darn sure i'm going to heck.
emailtheoldies 1 month ago
luke had drugs.
smallpotatoes989 1 month ago
this is hilarius!
smallpotatoes989 1 month ago
This is absolutely brilliant.
PogieJoe 1 month ago
hhhehhehehehehh George Carlin you are amazing.....this is very funnyyyyyyyyyyyyy
3eenkarem 1 month ago
I'm sorry but this isn't even funny. I was really hopping is going to be
seppukuification925 1 month ago
"Don't give your money to the church - they should given that money to you!" That's fuckin' true!
Fichorkaa 1 month ago 13
The other day at church during the homily my priest was talking about myrrh, and what it was used for, and all I could think about was this, and try to stop myself from busting out laughing.
kaxtorplose 1 month ago
65,666 OH THE IRONY!
THUGCODE 1 month ago
@THUGCODE o_o i got that number
623alterego 1 month ago
@THUGCODE o_o i got that number
623alterego 1 month ago
ha ha angles geting hit with heat seeking missiles? h ha a george is a fucking genius
smallpotatoes989 1 month ago
Btw, now you can see these views are all fake
freeloader322 1 month ago
Still weird though.
freeloader322 1 month ago
Oh great, so it was'nt me that cause that number :-)
freeloader322 1 month ago
still view 65, 666
nazilampshade 1 month ago
hm.. 65 and 666 views!!!.. merry chmas!!!
missscissors1 2 months ago 3
@missscissors1 Still 65.666 o.o
TheRedAzuki 1 month ago
that is hillarius!
smallpotatoes989 2 months ago
hehe... im the 65,666 viewer... :D
DrKillaser 2 months ago
@DrKillaser So am i!?!?!?
joscarmoren 2 months ago
@joscarmoren it is still 65,666 views... -_-... guess YouTube is a little bit, mistaken... :(
DrKillaser 2 months ago
whats wierd is that when i watched this it had 65, 666 views
JayPivot 2 months ago in playlist George Carlin
Love the way he used voice of Lenny Bruce for Jesus.
Hes a goddamn genius :D
TheSmorrior 2 months ago
i'm the 65666th viewer :D
Thulldorn 2 months ago
@Thulldorn Aren't we all? lol
LHP201 2 months ago
"Any tips". "What? You mean how to remove perspiration stains from a garment?".
Jesus took George for his celestial comedy club.
imw50 2 months ago
betlehem jewish hospital ;D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
SacrosanctMalum 2 months ago
god i love him :)
danvito63 2 months ago 2
True story...
mindplayer350 2 months ago
Guys, it's George Carlin. It's off the "A place for my stuff" album. Look it up, try checking your facts before you cuss people out. Checking your facts helps you not look like a jackass on the Internet.
KeatingIV 4 months ago 3
what you do is answer your phone and say "city morgue, you stab it we slab it"
intercangeable with "road kill cafe, you kill it we grill it"
tking0099 5 months ago 9
@tking0099 or 'Joe's Crematorium. You kill em, we grill em!' - 'el Barto
ziemas55 5 months ago 6
@ziemas55 that's awsome
tking0099 5 months ago
@ziemas55 Budget Burials. cheaper and deeper
xTheuglytruthx 1 month ago
@ziemas55 Or Bob's Abortions. You rape 'em, we scrape 'em.
krlsmnk 2 weeks ago
@tking0099
I LOVE ROADKILL CAFE
Ericmuires434 2 months ago
@tking0099 "Joe's abortion clinic, You rape 'em, we scrape 'em, no fetus can beat us!"
Phryxil 1 month ago 3
@tking0099 "Jim's Taxidermy. You Kill 'em, We Fill 'em!" or "Terry's Abortion Clinic. We bring out the kid in you!"
Jimmysauce109 1 month ago
Funny because the walk on water thing, the water is only a few cm deep there and it's rocks underneath for about 50 metres where it was.
LuciferLBelial 5 months ago
BAHAHAH. "I don't know, a DEVO hat."
Caught me completely off guard.
tarantulatook 5 months ago 20
Humorless assholes? Oh, you must mean those of us that are intelligent enough to realize this isn't George Carlin. Narrow minded assholes like you should be sued for being allowed to post this shit under his name.
GlowMyBoat 6 months ago
@GlowMyBoat
Are you fucking stupid? This is George Carlin from his A Place for Your Stuff album. Holy fucking shit, man.
zashenel 5 months ago 4
@GlowMyBoat Calling yourself intelligent? This is George Carlin.
shadyzone20 5 months ago
@GlowMyBoat WTF dude,go kill yourself
TutorialsByOZ 4 months ago
@GlowMyBoat hey dumbass this is George Carlin its from his book Jesus Bring the Pork Chop
rekrings 2 months ago
to jest to coś
polubie . pl - nasza klasa się chowa
karolinazeznina 6 months ago
thanks for uploading. awesome :D
MrWaddefak 6 months ago
GOD EXISTS "watch?v=8vj0qKthCgg&feature=r%ADelated"
mobiledev 6 months ago
Gee. I wounder if those 15 people are "Church-goers". Hmmmm.
kornflakes1695 6 months ago
Who are the 15 humorless assholes who did not like this???
DesiluTrek 6 months ago
@DesiluTrek church-goers
kornflakes1695 6 months ago
@DesiluTrek Christians, perhaps jews, who knows. The US is jam packed with them, probably bible belt. Pity the youtube stats don't show that yet...
trident3b 2 months ago
this is his kung fu and it is stong
boosomentity 7 months ago
"If someone went there it wouldn't be lingo. It would be a place."
skwaag5233 7 months ago
now this sounds more realistic
pignajack 7 months ago 4
This is incredible
TheNosnawS 8 months ago 3
Now THIS is an entity deserving of respect!!
luxord2654 9 months ago 2
Oh George.Your brilliant.You to talking lady.You to. ;D
Cocacoladdict9 9 months ago
@unityspirit51 you are what they call "Le tool" You're dumb to believe in a christ anyway LOL
Foolminded
Zooligable 9 months ago
13 people... didnt like it.
tudoralexe 10 months ago
"buddha was smart, that's why he's laughing"
I lost it right there.
sonofboo 11 months ago
I think Jesus wouldn't like the way Christianity is formed
levanabrzeni 11 months ago 6
No, it wasn't funny. It was brilliant and hilarious!
Sharmilka 11 months ago
"maybe a DEVO hat"
Abobojo 1 year ago
jakie to kurwa pl???
nekromanta1 1 year ago
@nekromanta1 Wlacz se tlumaczenie cymbale, widzisz taki guzik "cc" ? Najedz na niego, a tajemnice youtuba rozwieją się niczym dym na wietrze.
SvenBraveheart 1 year ago
@SvenBraveheart
o patrz, faktycznie... mea culpa, przyznaję :)
nekromanta1 1 year ago
@nekromanta1 se napisy wloncz ;)
Sharmilka 11 months ago
wow talk about old stuff
good stuff though
I used to have this entire album on cassette tape
I have no clue what might have happened to it after all the years
NubsWithGuns 1 year ago
that was so not funny! not offensive or anything, but just not that funny. it was probably a first when it was done though..
Nickjaa 1 year ago
"You never want to be crucified on an empty stomach"
"Buddha's laughing, I'm on the cross."
skb0rzn 1 year ago 77
Good idea.. The execution is ranked with that of the least entertaining. He did the best he could though.
visionelove 1 year ago
heck d(:
pervertedmind 1 year ago