Giant Squid

[Cellofan360]

That's probably when the squid was young because they can grow up to the size of a school bus.

[captainsprinkles101]

thumbs up if you searched up colossal squid after watching this video

[Kom3tBrawl]

This poor guy. I REALLY hope he gets EXACTLY what he is searching for.

[devinbequiet]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA DID YOU NOTICE HIS SWEATSHIRT...

[devinbequiet]

HOLY FUCK THAT BABY GIANT SQUID IS LIKE THE MOST ADORABLE FUCKING THING I'VE EVER SEEN

[ThePredatordark]

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

[boogiebuddy01]

this is why it makes me sick to know that paris hilton has billions

[PilGrimmm]

Giant Squid: Officially a goddamn shitty reality

[entishee]

we meet again 240p

[Bobay4224]

This guy might be a lil messed up in the head

[thepriceification]

if i see one more battlefield3 commercial

[2Awsomeppl]

Hate people who kill things just to operate or examine them. If you want them to live, stop catching them you peice of s**T.

[Goeatsomeketchup]

@2Awsomeppl most of the time they are washed up on beaches or are accdently caught in nets.

[Minute27]

@2Awsomeppl you're an idiot..

[theoriginalstubbsy]

its a goddamn shitty reality

[ooozif]

Did it blink at 2:48?

[Louieowner]

thats not a "giant" squid as giant squids are usually between 13m to 16m

[MarineCLS]

.. Then as I look to the right of this "Rape Club Japan" and "Sex in the Army" are related to this..

[hurricaneioke]

@MarineCLS lol

[atrain671]

240p...we meet again >:[

[xxBoldxx]

did he just say he "do do's" ? 

[106MMTurbo]

Squids and Octopus are amazing creatures. Definitely my favorite due to there intelligence and mysteriousness.

They are smarter than you think they are...

[Maskedbattery]

lol George Negus comes out of nowhere

[remixic17]

HAHAHAA Fishing trolls "trolls"

[nickdick83]

ahh 240p we meet again

[beatboxboy2008]

@nickdick83 get something original mush

[muggy01]

this dude is a complete tard

[rushindulen]

why can't man live in balance with the world? I don't know of any other creature that's hunted another creature to extinction.

[chizpa305]

@rushindulen You should study biology then. It happens all the time.

[JuvenileSin]

@rushindulen that actually happens alot though..

[trabuco9]

Find and film a colossal squid.

[prehistoric28]

I've always been a big fan of cryptozoology stuff. Anyone else got wind that that Founder of PREHISTORIC CHANNEL has just written his first thriller book called THE ICE GORILLA. I read that the ICE GORILLA book is being looked at by movie producers in regards to turning the book into a movie. This will depend upon how well book sales go. I haven't read the book yet. Has anyone read THE ICE GORILLA book yet????

[LoveoneAn]

I wish more money would be invested in exploring the ocean.

[izzyepp]

Aw, when he was talking about the glowing nets and how he doesn't have anyone to appreciate them with I felt so bad for him.

[joshacio]

thats why i hate swiiming in the ocean

[tylerrox2000]

he said dodo at 11:03 lol

[003Godsend]

Fuck. That.

[iBoyzification]

a goddamn shitty reality

[thecoffebell]

First the giant squid was a legend to him. Now its a shitty reality.

[devon90505]

10:15 stop trolling the sea floor ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

[F4rl30d]

Look at the top rated comment !!!

who the fuck rated that?

mothers?

[morbidchris520]

owen wilson ???

[matalic]

e cant iven catch a fesh~~

[sniperquasi]

poor bugger

[nzhockeystar]

@Chronologger he has never got to study a live one. all the squid he has dissected have been dead when he has received them, he sure as hell isn't useless I would know he is one of lecturers at AUT (my university)

[Chronologger]

@nzhockeystar

6:00

Did you not watch the video?

Though in all honesty I made that comment as more of a joke because he obviously isn't the sole reason for the decreasing number of giant squid he can find, but he certainly isn't helping when he makes fuck-ups like that.

[pegorino1000]

at one of the aquariums where i live there is a dead female giant squid

[Caboose056]

@pegorino1000 cool?

[pegorino1000]

@Caboose056 its actually starting to decay its really old

[Caboose056]

@pegorino1000 hahahaha they just leave a dead fuckin' squid in the tank?

[pegorino1000]

@Caboose056 its a rare specimen

[Caboose056]

@pegorino1000 seems unsanitary.

[pegorino1000]

@Caboose056 u can understand if u were there not sure how to explain it

[sfalama]

@anibalmendez64 kalamarakia

[drumloud13]

nice rapist stash

[EugeneeTube]

11:03 

[ComplexPattern300]

Wow.

[maranda615]

i dont like that word gd its not nice god hears and sees everything

[fingers319]

FUCK ALL OF YOU EVOLUTION BELIEVING FUCKS! GODDDD IS ALL POWERFUL MWUAHAHA

[D3ATHWILLRIS3]

@fingers319 Lol. But I agree with you on that

[dedeswife]

i like his "one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish" sweatshirt.

[LPSwuver]

Collosal squids are 13 metres!

[DouserLight]

haha at 3:02 hes looking in its ass

[FearRipper74]

@DouserLight that was its mouth squids have their mouthes below the tentacles

[Chronologger]

"For over 30 years he's been chasing the rare creatures. But recently, he's become aware of a disturbing trend. "Squids are incredibly good barometers of environmental health", he explains. "If I go back 10 years, I had 23 giant squids in one year. Now, because of the intensity of fishing, it's tailed down to one a year."

That's because you keep killing them when you catch them you useless tit.

[vVStaticSyncVv]

@Chronologger LOL, You said Tit

[wolfmishka]

@Chronologger

no shit this guys a fkn dik, let them be cause one day theyll walk the earth and eat ur vagina

[blahblah24681357]

@Chronologger You dummy, he FINDS them dead; he doesn't kill them.

[Chronologger]

@blahblah24681357

Seriously? You're gonna make a comment like that after I literally explained JUST TODAY why I said that in this very comments section if you scroll down.

Son, I am afraid YOU are the dummy.

[CaliforniaOceanGrown]

@Chronologger The fisheries were catching them. Not him, he just collects them from the fishers. Blame the fisherman not him.

[TheAlbinoUnicorn333]

@Chronologger No, he said he finds them dead.

[lisacmeier]

@Chronologger Stop. Seriously. Comments like yours can stand in the way of scientists way to help the species survive. He already said he stopped trying for 2 years because of his original mistake. That's 2 years lost in understanding them and acquiring the ability to maintain them long enough for laws to be past to stop the fishermen from causing their extinction. You should be cheering him on to keep him going.

[Chronologger]

@lisacmeier

That's some nice hyperbole you got there, but anyway, try reading more than the first page of comments when you feel like judging someone on youtube, it's funny how so many people will talk shit about the highest rated comments, probably only because by doing that they don't have to waste the precious micrograms of sweat that they would lose from scrolling down and clicking through a few pages.

Basically, that comment was a joke, and you're dumb for not seeing it that way.

[lisacmeier]

@Chronologger seriously dude I've read Your "dumb" comments. Your a real class act. You seem to be a bit of a control freak , WOW!! You don't exactly come across as the utmost authority on ant subject, let alone this particular one. It seems more like you are trying to decide for everyone here what their opinion SHOULD be. I can see right now that you surround yourself with followers, losers, to make yourself righteous. Facts are; No one who doesn't need you , likes you. That's reality.

[1toRespectReggae]

@Chronologger- squid dies when they catch them and bring them to the surface. its too fast of an ascent and kills the squid from the pressure.

there are more fish in the sea then you can kill. I agree with not killing animals, BUT it is a mystery and would be good to know.

[MorroccoSurrogate]

@Chronologger One guy with a net isn't going to wipe out a species, whether he kills twenty or not.

[squidheaven]

I want to be a Giant Squid on Squidoo

[yakuzaHoe]

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...

[Anthony252B]

wat if while he was looking in tht big ass jug a fucking giant squid came out of the water? id laugh my nuts off.

[DantheAuthor]

Thumbs up if you think that bottom trawling should be illegalized and dissolved immidiatly.

[majescawang]

11:02 haha...he said doodoo.

[ThisIsAtomic]

It's just a god damn shitty reality. :S

[8bitBusDriver]

Cthulhu fhtagn !

[whoisbid]

I have seen lots of Giant Squids on Squidoo!

[JOLENE2008]

omg that thing is big enough! just to think if that thing tried to grab you? i hear they extemely strong? and even the little ones are hard to handle ? scary to think they just want to eat and produce? so a human would mean nothing but food? i find squid very interesting but scary at the same time :)

[Vlashenify]

11:02 hehe...he said doodoo

[Weretooth]

RELEASE THE KRAPEN!!!

BRUHAHA!!!

Go wach my vids at Weretooth. if you dont, thousands of demons from hell-icopter school. hehe

[ivancek11]

..................

[BoBoPatJiggler]

And to think that those things have no brains

[TheHagooist]

@BoBoPatJiggler They do have brains, very complex brains.

[gablexfilms]

I don't think any one really cares if your a mormon or not.

[SuperNumber777]

Listen to 'Alo Alo'. ALO ALO! JA TAN JA TAN!

[MrBlake8932]

02:40 stop that!!!it might wake up!

[BJ9858]

HAHA 11:03........ dodo

[MrZomignasal]

keep pressing 1 he says i carp a lot

[fall0rn]

THIS DOCUMENTARY IS ABOUT SYSTEMATICLLY TROLLING THE OCEAN FLOOR!!

[zBeaTBoXz]

keep pressing 6 ... The guy punch the squid :))

[seanseet123]

lol "goddamn shitty"

[nodepoopteg]

thats what i did to your mom at 3:06

[AlicexJuliusxx]

@nodepoopteg ahahahahaha wow

[cricketts801]

@nodepoopteg

[cricketts801]

Respond to this video... you have way to much time on your hands.

[nodepoopteg]

@cricketts801 and way to much fishy smell

[pegorino1000]

@nodepoopteg ur weird and creepy

[nodepoopteg]

@pegorino1000 ....I know

[Itsmeluis559]

@nodepoopteg HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAH  CULO

[farnium]

@nodepoopteg

You get all the internets. . .

[IMAKEIRAINMOFUK]

ass clown

[fhiz1]

i remember back when these things "didn't exist"

[gallade106]

colossal squid, only in antarctica waters, only squid in antarctica waters

[gallade106]

colossal squid

[mamushi72sai5575]

when will there be hentai of this?



[knarkbruker]

@mamushi72sai5575 I hope you die in a sick way.

[mamushi72sai5575]

@knarkbruker why?

[knarkbruker]

@mamushi72sai5575 Don't you realise? I assume that your comment was a joke and because of that; my comment was a joke aswell :p Sorry for the misunderstanding.

[mamushi72sai5575]

@knarkbruker I assumed it was a joke also. okay lol

[pogweeo]

wait what???? he had been catching giant squid for 23 years?? the giant squid had not been seen alive or on film suntil just a couple of years ago >:0

[vdubkingvincent]

10:14 Troll!

[TheUltimatekill69]

WTF?!? im watching something about a giant aquid and on the right hand side it has something about the frisbee dog team-USA?!? ok then?

[PuppetMask]

I bet this poor bastard's not married...

[CMLMVL]

do the squid no s squidward in spongebob

[rotwfighter]

@CMLMVL rofl

[mycurse117]

11:04 

hehehehehehe(;

[Ninety9Soulz]

@mycurse117 And I thought I was the only one who laughed when I heard that

[CainmosniMirrored]

For all you fellow Americans 13 meters is 42 feet.

[omgninjaspazz]

"It's not a legend. It's a goddamn shitty reality"

[jedhorse151]

Pause at 04:34 looks like his arm snapped!!!

[willshrieve]

3.00 He starts to finger fuck the squid......

He sure loves fish.....

[rocker4u123]

dude i owned one of them on fable

[randomairsofter]

god damn shitty reality- lol

[zippydude12345]

he said doo doo...

[mandy32282]

Pass the lemons and marinara. I got this bitch.

[MrREDRABBITZ]

CHECK OUT THE VIDEO - 2012 IDIOT REMIX GOVERNMENT SQUID HOAX !!

iT'S TRIPPY AS FUCK!!

[TheErick01]

That's enough Calamari to last for years!!

[RedSquadala5]

lol who else got a commercial for siemens? 0_0

[thepivotfan776]

It's always the Japanese that find these crazy rare fish. T_T

[SIRS15]

@thepivotfan776 lol these guys are in NZ

[SororThothma]

Too bad the squid didn't eat the captain of the ship and a few of his crew. That would have been truly excellent entertainment.

[BraniusBalki]

If squid die after mating are not giant squid just incredibly old virgins?

[thadov41647]

@BraniusBalki exactly why you don't wanna fuck with them

[SinsChannel]

giant squid are amazing...but when theyr brought to the surface theyr all flat and dilapidated and gross....but this guy likes to molest them either way

[aMYlEE19901]

11:02 Lol! (Is what I doodoo

[HUBWAA]

Dude his sweater

[hanefar11]

which pixel is the squid???

[skimkid13]

11:03 haha it what he doo doos

[ShawtStraw]

Imagine how many other creatures we dont know about in the depths of the ocean's

[skimkid13]

@ShawtStraw 5



[ccm21r32]

@ReconHHC I think we should be funding research for things like the giant squid, under sea exploration, or going to the moon again, rather than giving a care what Lady Gaga or Justin Beiber are doing...

[32middlelinebacker]

poor guy...

[ccm21r32]

why haven't we funded a pressure charged tank environment for raising junior architeuthis? It be freaking amazing to see a giant squid

[MrLaxdude89]

Can't wait to have that with calamari sauce

[tomsega]

It's a God damn shitty reality!

[hillariousfilm]

here is a fact: most Myth believers like people who believe in bigfoot and nessie say if a creature like the giant squid could exist them other things like the chewcobra and the jersey devil coould exist I mean think about it A GIANT SQUID BIG AS A SKYSCRAPER LIKE KING KONG! I still can't even believe the giant squid exists! I too am a myth believer and you should be one too and Monster Quest has done nothing for us so if you want somethin done do it yourself

[jifyum07]

@hillariousfilm there is actually video of a squid that's tentacles are actually miles long, yea MILES long

[FatherGaGa2]

That is what i Do Do LOL

[terrapinheaded]

11:10 "do do"

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[kimmypop123]

it starts at 1:19

[THESLICKNESSEDM]

a gd shitty reality nice. stop the fisheries

[THESLICKNESSEDM]

a gd shitty reality nice

[kbf12897]

thats some good calamari

[MrMike95321]

the coolest thing would be this thing vs a Megalodon(giant shark) that would be way better then justin biebers 'Baby'

[RyanKHS06]

DO YOU EAT SQUID??

[jifyum07]

@RyanKHS06 yep, what do you think calamari is

[Grovyle153]

5:08 his shirt says: one fish two fish red fish blue fish! i didnt know that he liked dr.seuse!!!

[12azalkmaar]

Didn't they already find the giant squid on monster quest?

[1plasticbag1]

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!!!!!

[willshrieve]

@1plasticbag1 hahahaahah Everyone says that ! Never gets old!

[vdubkingvincent]

@1plasticbag1 *Epic scream* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[USAdude30]

@1plasticbag1 Loooool

[F1JogaBonito]

13:00

[thecrabend1]

I could totally take one down the first fight

[damoosicman]

i threw a party and got really fucked :(



[YesRilo]

8:18 forever alone