Judge Judy - Are you thirsty already?

[DaveCub26]

"jesus" is not home, please leave a message after the weed knocks off....

[McSmYtHuRs]

you can't make jesus pay

[2ravenf0x2]

man too much of the weed!

[Budsmokerhaha]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­H

[Defiant2379]

This case is the bomb!

[mrsb625]

no counter case for the grey goose soaked burger?

[kassieme]

He is sooooo high!!!!

Im laughing rlly hard!!!!

[mikdatv]

He's got strong bones.

[EDGE6678]

The plaintiff is MUY CALIENTE! Love gorgeous Latino men!

[CrazyJ513]

"the entire evening was spent watching you eat a soaked hamburger." love JJ

[DejectedDonkey]

I'm going to start acting like this guy...I love it!

[spacemermaid2012]

PEACE & LOVE! =D

[BigDady313]

LOL at 5:43 look at his face

[SuperLalaland24]

pause at 5;00 lmao her eyes

[nassmatic]

hey hey hey hey.....smoke weed every day!

[ladyofvictories]

Do u mean they all got dressed up to watch u eat, they are very high maintance lol

[ladyofvictories]

are u smiling for a reason?

[ULTAMITEBURRITO14]

he brought the sweater lol



[bigballs46755]

welcome to shitty wok you want some shitty chicken lmao  southpark classic

[Mengster13]

05:32 Priceless. Priceless looks on both JJ and The D's face

[xr8brisbane]

stay off drugs kids

[rsbg11]

05:44 Classic! "...oops....maybe I shouldn't have drank that..."

[RandomLevitation]

This guy is higher than a Chinese IQ.

[rockstardrunker]

Plantiff looks like drake

[IamJacksColon4]

pothead jesus should have gotten his asskicked in the beginning and non of this would happened.

[Dihyyy]

@IamJacksColon4

first learn definition of pothead. People who smoke pot are not aggresive at all, he was drunk you fool.

[kevmeister27]

at 8:17 he is tripping balls lol

[emfri]

judge judy is falling asleep

[SofaKingMatt]

Stoner Jesus

[ProjectSessions]

5:30-5:45 all you need to watch.

[LudeSpeed77]

there hasnt been 1 episode of JJ i didnt laugh, i love JJ's comments

[ellenaor]

i don't see what her problem was with him drinking water

[123piloy123]

That sista in the front has some nice boobies.

[NotCareBear]

omfg, he was so hard to listen to yabbling on lol



[elozialwiliams]

potheads are hilarious!!!

[TheRealZenJax]

5:30 is so damn funny XD

[naddogg89]

OMG get to the point!!!

[araalexansss]

bmw 1994 525i cost $4700 to fix it lol wtf the car worth $3000 to buy

[Sener]

So fuckin high.

[2agray]

I don't understand why she goes off if anybody drinks the water that is purposely put there. Take it off the table if you don't want it there!

[pilatunes]

@2agray Having been in court a few times, judges take a dim view of any interruptions. The cases are short, and they have time before things get underway to have something to drink. When they pour water during the proceedings, the mics pick it up. Judges are, for the most part, hardasses and will pounce on your for any transgression.

[nickgoering]

@2agray because Judge Judy obviously can tell he is high, and is suffering cotton mouth from it.  She's upset about it, but doesn't want to accuse him of being high with just they eyes to prove it.

[hukslee]

He was cheesing way to hard to have any chance of doing well in that trial haha

[jtm5989]

CASE CLOSED!

Bring in the dancing lobsters!

[chibangin007]

@jtm5989 dont you mean the crabs?

[jtm5989]

@chibangin007 lol i wish.

[jonesing82]

i love it. whenever someone pours themseleves a drink judge judy gets pissed.

[HRRyan2]

welcome to shitty wok, take your order pree.

[mindini]

It's Jesus and Drake.

[TheKingofthebox]

latino spencer rice

[Zardmasterful]

dudes as high as a fucking kite xD

[USSeal1945]

lol all i have to say

[SpyrosKingdom]

5:30 - 5:45

This made me lol

[AyoT7]

@SpyrosKingdom the fucking best moment aha

[Testiculatorz]

I get thirsty too when I watch JJ

[danagirl23]

I was gonna do ___, but then I took a crowbar to the...scene?

[GCTB12]

GOD! I know the DEF. is a GOOFBALL but Judy isn't listening to him!! He keeps telling her what happened and then she asks questions he already answered! He SAID he was at home getting ready prior to 1:15 and she kept saying "Answer my question? Where were you? Were you at home??" And he ALREADY said he was! Then he kept saying he used his cell phone to type the license plate number and she kept saying "HOW were you going to write down his plate number?" And he said cell phone THREE times!

[jayive34]

nightclubs close at 2am in the usa?

[lopsideful]

@jayive34 Lol, not all of them.

[Jujuqueen136]

@jayive34 in france where i live...they open at midnight minimum xD

[adamchoj12]

little punk

[tslabjr7]

judge judy never sat at a bar. wtf does she know. it does take not even half of the time eating at a bar. in steak houses they pull out steaks out of their asses. it's unbelievable how fast it takes you to get a steak at a bar in a steak house but if you sat down at a table it would take over a half hour just to get the food. not even eat it.

[vtjakiela]

definatly a stoner

[SedVicious]

why offer the water if you can't have any without pissing off the judge?

[takatakatang]

thats enough judge judy for today, youtube...

[javiervstoxic]

TRANSITO MONTEPEQUE!

[EclipseSquad]

This was made on my Birthday! :D

[Tzimnewman3]

I often write things down with a crowbar. They are useful for that.

[MyMindIsEverything]

he was high as fuck thats why he was thirsty:)) THUMBS UP

[InvertedHorizon]

@MyMindIsEverything Dude that guy's fucking stoned, lol

[YourCuntingDaughter]

@MyMindIsEverything Why the fuck should anyone thumbs up your comment? Attention whore.

[brendylocketts]

to anyone who reads this comment, please pause at 08:38. the priceless face of a daily avid pot smoker :]

[buddaman200522]

dude is higher than the price of gas

[brendylocketts]

@buddaman200522 it really blows my mind that judge judy did not notice that!!!!

[WhatsAfterThisPlace]

@buddaman200522 LOL!!! I FUKEN DIED!!!

[clworthington3]

@buddaman200522 haha xD

[gsp1175]

XFD at 9:15

[FatDragon100]

LOL 05:45 He's so unsure on how to react haha

[TheBerramannen]

lol he´s stupid but atleast he got strong bones hahaha.

[TeslaDRay]

pecsi, go back to 1995.

[TeslaDRay]

the hippy is a fucking pothead, you can tell.

[SensualCessilia]

JJ is absolutely delightful!

[Nero619ful]

Best episode ever! Lol dude with long hair is soo funny!

[Fernandez218]

wow, i watched that whole video and this guy is so beyond stoned. and i don't believe that mr. pecsi thinks that he's lying; i think he actually believes the story he's telling -- that's how stoned he looks.

[SteVeYG215]

ROFL "THIS IS A JACK AND IM GONNA KILL THIS FOO IF U COME NEAR ME" OMG IS HE REALLY GONNA KILL ME

[LOlinallday]

I love coming on to the videos blazed out of my mind.....

[mariehansler]

Now this is some funny stuff....and I'm not going to go into more detail about how funny it is.

[kzfive]

I Farted while watching this!!

[MrRyderHo]

he is fucking of it no matter what anyone says.o_0

[pparks2005]

David yu iz cute

[Tsaier]

5:33 - 5:45 is so far the most golden moment in Judge Judy I have seen.

[b2436]

hes not thirsty. hes got the munchies.

[jordaniac89]

I would love to smoke a j with the long haired guy.

[mayweather1fan]

I'd love to sit down with Judge Judy and discuss the shit i've done in my life and see if I was in the right :L

[Gunner3210]

Stoned Jesus looks exactly like this.

[incredible916]

@Gunner3210 completely blaphemous statement.

[clworthington3]

@Gunner3210 THANK YOU!!!!!!! (:

[Eyeglompyou]

@incredible916 yup =/

[Gunner3210]

Let me say this to all men and women: Don't touch a man's BMW. You'll regret it.

[Sammiesam218]

The defendant looks/talks like a stoned Elias from Clerks II



[acrovader]

Travis reminds me of your typical OWS dirtbag. Love his look @ 5:43

[acrovader]

Long-haired liberal loser.

[SuperAnonymousV]

Stupid american accent, it's shitty wok not city wok

[erikisawesome08]

He had cottonmouth!! the vid name should be called. Cottonmouth in court.Lol

[n3rdbear]

@thalaxia more like Jesus Christ.

[n3rdbear]

Daaaaaamn, the blonde and redhead behind the plaintiff.

[AsUpBigCrazyInsane]

dumbass was too broke to buy some clear eyes..lol

[nickgoering]

so annoying when people comment on hot women and say things like dang they are kinda hot in the audience or I'd do that.. when in reality they would do anything to be with any girl above a 3.. trying to act like 8-10's are just someone I would consider doing if she was into it.. just stfu

[alimonionionionio]

THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON DRUGS!

[mrhunsy1]

Cotton mouth Travis?

[wahhagoogoo]

Its like Judge Judy already makes up her mind who's guilty or innocent before they even have a chance to tell their side of the story.

[sevenfoldevil]

Judge Judy is just a mean and stupid witch. It makes perfect sense. He took the crowbar just in case he needed to protect himself and had his cellphone in his other hand to type down the license plate no. Who has a pencil and paper at all times in his pocket?!

[robots0love0aaron]

why the fuck does it matter if he is thirsty?

[1990GearHead]

why the fuck is there water there if she gets pissed if u drink it

[theFriendlyHughes]

@1990GearHead

Haha I know I was about to comment the exact same thing.

[bornin86]

@1990GearHead when he does pour water, with the mic on him and the mic on the stand you can hear it loudly. she didn't want him to pour it while the other man was mid sentence.

[martinbondesson]

@1990GearHead You just answered your own question, friend. So she can get pissed at them :P

[GCTB12]

@1990GearHead I asked the SAME thing about a different case where Judy kept yelling at a guy for drinking then she had Byrd take the water AWAY from him as she continued to scream at the guy for drinking too much! I said Judy was a bitch because they OFFER water and maybe he was nervous and had a dry throat and everyone yelled at me and defended Judy and said the water is just there as a "courtesy"! LAME!!! I'd be drinking it too under those hot lights and scrutiny of Judy!

[TheSyntaxOverride]

5:30 - 5:45 BEST. PART. EVER.

[TheSyntaxOverride]

What I want to know is, why do so many hot girls decide to spend their day at Judge Judy shows all the time?

[rjh00]

@TheSyntaxOverride because ugly people don't get chosen to be in the audience because they one, ugly people don't make good tv and two, they would distract the viewer from the case.

Yes cute girls do that too to some extent, but it's not as bad as it would be if we had to look at girl with bald head and a huge zit on her forehead, for example.

[alSation81]

@TheSyntaxOverride they probably stand in line all day in LA to be audiences in TV shows and hopefully be seen. my guess

[mceyo]

@TheSyntaxOverride For Learning Purposes if you are in Law School or in Business its always good to watch some small claim cases

[TheSyntaxOverride]

@mceyo that doesn't explain why they are hot >_>

[xzuvqz]

@TheSyntaxOverride Its because they all want to be like judge judy or be a stinkin' lawyer...haven't you noticed our entire court systems are infested with low IQ Cunts?

[bonehead0816]

@TheSyntaxOverride they are paid actors...

[Leomerya12]

@TheSyntaxOverride They're actors. Most of the audience are paid extras.

[TheCRChannel]

@Leomerya12 Your evidence?

[Leomerya12]

@TheCRChannel Check wikipedia.

[CamNM1991]

@TheSyntaxOverride they get to show off their damn good looks and be on TV with morons. :D

[dannyngo56]

@TheSyntaxOverride hot girl law students

[Hippieboy1547]

Man, I would love to be in that guy's state of mind for like fifteen minutes or so.

[SongHooks1993]

5:43 this guys orgasm face 

[Gehenna71]

Guess it's opium as I'm so high! And I looked in the mirror, I really don't look like that. I look stoned he looks far gone. I guess he'ld even piss himself if he had to go.

[sammyboi11890]

Pause at 08:39 and get the whole summary of the case.

[Decapitat0r]

WELCOME SHITTY WOK, TAKE A ORDER PREE?

[MrSacrilegious]

i don't like how she assumes people act like she dose.

just sayin

[MarshFacev2]

10:50

[hlcooper]

the minute the defendent starts talking i start thinking that he has too much detail in his story for it to be true who remembers exactly what they had to eat from an incident that occurred a while ago i can't remember what i had for dinner the beginning of the week. he has to be high how else could he be so dumb with his story

[liquifex]

Moron. He gives weed smokers a bad name. His narcotic-logic is fucking ridiculous. He's not high, but he smokes. And at 23 he thinks it's cool to act this way. Fucking dipshit.

[nickgoering]

@liquifex weed smokers and bad names? WHAT? Weedsmokers ALL HAVE BAD NAMES ITS A DRUG.. no one cares if ur cool or not ur on drugs.. you already have a bad name. Alcohol is natural and its a drug just like weed.. ehh this is the product of most chronic weed smokers or any drug users.. high or not.

[crazycagada]

she knows he's high im high right now it takes one to know one

[abbeyhilary]

lol i have to admit jj is a little out of the loop on what people do at bars

[626manspino]

that guy was so high!

[MickeySHFOF]

The water is a trap! 

[Mattykcanoetrippin]

i have strong bones

[julri1]

oh my god that guy was so irritating!! and a FOOL!

[AlexAsten]

That dude is so fucking stoned

[codylittlestuff]

@AlexAsten Not a doubt in my mind.

[slrs81]

D is such a LIAR! I can't believe JJ listened to this crap for as long as she did. It's funny how he can't remember some details, but he can give a play-by-play of what the P was doing to him.

[ZoltanSectioned]

Pecsi is a hungarian last name

[SerioSoldado]

Always get high before you're on Judge Judy

[sadatake]

I don't like her.. It feels like she likes the power and just humiliates everyone she doesn't like. And she also changes her opinion and screams at everyone.. Why am I even watching this?

[justhurryupduuuude]

@sadatake Exactly, i feel like she is a disgrace to legal workers everywhere. She doesnt weigh evidence, she picks a side and decides to ignore testimonies based on her personal feelings towards to speaker.

[Cridant1]

Why are the keyboard warriors arguing over pot, fuck off and smoke it and stfu here.

[Beatdowndaniel]

HIGH as fuck

[rhidiculousrhiannon]

so she HAS had a case regarding ragu.

[racewalker9999]

Travis's strategy- Confuse the fuck out of everyone.

[AkamuSlayer]

@racewalker9999 I don't think he's trying to confuse people, I think he's confused, he's smoked a WHOOOOOOLE mess of pot. It's actually impressive that he knows where he is.

[Ygdrasel]

@racewalker9999

Johnny Cochran did it first. It's the Chewbaca defense.

[jsjervis]

If things don't work at for Travis, at least he has a chance for being the spokesperson for the Gieco cave man.

[elm1230]

The Plaintiff is cute!

[ilindah]

the american court system is set up for white people to bullshit and dick others around while minorities more-likely have to be careful with any case they're up against cause this very system can send them to jail for life for something so pathetic in america.

[tassadar32]

God this guy is so high, it's making me high.

[SailorPinkRanger]

I didn't even know they gave them water before I saw this case.

[nellie2581]

Who's telling the truth?

[joshman783]

pretty good looking audience

[Juuuugi]

drake vs jesus :D