I AM THE TABLE

[masteratt]

He is the what?

[SomeRandomMetalHead]

okay james i get it , your the table and mustaine is the chair.

[suplilhomie81]

someone should chop up a line on that table cuz thats all metallicas good for anymore

[ticoneitor]

SUBLIMINAL !!! HE IS SAYING IM THE DEVIL!

[jackorocco]

@ticoneitor your ma

[MrJeroenreyns]

OMG best lyrics EVAAAAAAAR!!!! xp

[ykcinpok]

I think I understand him now.

[mzarate1017]

is he saying I am the fable?

[justintiny0002]

You think he is the table

[alicwkd]

So hang on... are you the table? or our dream, our eyes, our pain, our truth, our reasoned alibis, the ten stories, the tablet, the aggressor or all this? I'm so confused! 

[TheOpensourceFTW]

Can someone Please make a 10 hours Version ?

[MetallicaAndPonies]

You people should know that Lou contacted Metallica to record the band part of the album and Lou Reed already had the lyrics written and Metallica just filled in the rest of the album and people still think this is Metallica's album which is pretty ignorant.

[ninjasweetheart]

@MetallicaAndPonies Metallica apologists are adorable.

[1978Borderline]

@MetallicaAndPonies Maybe they shouldn't have let "Mad Uncle Lou" sing on this recording.

[heysteve84]

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A TABLE IS ANYMORE

[felipe12351215]

Lyrcs :

I am the table I am the table I am the table I am the table I am the table I am the table I am the table I am the table I am the table I am the table I am the table I am the table x( 32889)

[Sulos1337]

pls add some lyrics.

[morrowmike]

Where is the table?

[macaron3141592653]

After hearing the rest of this god forsaken album, i can say this was the best part.

[DetNosnip]

I wonder if he's the table?

[TheJohnny990]

this a joke

[JosephGallagher]

This is good enough to be a song on it's own...

[MyGuitarplayer97]

The best part is when he says I AM THE TABLE

[gamalahalaff1]

is this a joke? sorry but i have no idea ???

[666TheRem666]

@gamalahalaff1 in their new song the view with lou reed james says this in the chorus and its a perfect example for how shit and stupid their collaboration with lou reed is

[gamalahalaff1]

@666TheRem666 i just listened 'the view' wtf where they thinking

[MsJCarlos52]

damn the lyrics are to complex for my mind :(

[Mechaghostman3]

Better than Megadeath.

[LoLKingdom360]

@Mechaghostman3 No just no

[big4rulz]

James is the table, Lars is the chair, Kirk is the lamp, Rob is the shelf

[eduechardo]

I love the part when he says i am the table

[nihongeorge]

Now available at IKEA.

[PlanetHell]

@nihongeorge OH MAN, I would so buy that

[utubefun1234]

I AM THE FUCKING TABLE !

[kickflipindy02]

@Whitehaven52 ur really gay ur prolly a justin beiber fan which would make sence

[Whitehaven52]

@kickflipindy02 You dopey prick, at least spell correctly. Listen to some decent music rather than selloutallica you cocksucker. Peace.

[MJJAdventures]

ultimate metallica trollololo

[0Lukan]

i still love james but this is just to fucking funny

[SoDoIt45]

I AM THE TABLE

[tavern93]

Where I can buy a table with Hetfield? :DDD

[kickflipindy02]

@kickflipindy02 and their new album is gonna kick ass so just keep hatin now but when it comes out and jams harder than ever than thats when ur gonna wish u would have stuck with them through thick and thin good times and bad times good albums and bad albums

[Whitehaven52]

@kickflipindy02 What fucking pot you been smoking? There's is no way on this fucking earth that their next album will be even worth shit. Their last good one was more than 13 years ago. give up fanboi.

[kickflipindy02]

@kickflipindy02 also RESPECT them for the instrument side of lulu

[kickflipindy02]

@Thesortvokter hey. gonna shut u down right now um for one this wasnt a metallica album and seecond their new album is coming out hopefully this year and i read their goin for a heavier black album sound so wether u stick by metallica like a true fan does through whatever they do and im speaking for my self and all the other great metallica fans doesnt mean u have to like it for example st anger but it had such great meaning and feelings put into it so there for RESPECT them for it

[Thesortvokter]

This is so advanced..beats Master of Puppets any day..WHY DON'T THE FUCKING SELL OUTS QUIT ALREADY?

Soooooo glad I didn't get that Metallica tatoo back in the 80's

[THEFLYINGREDNECK]

A table that can write songs, sing, and play guitar? Must be worth some money!

[metalheadk93]

someone post this for 10 hours lmao :D

[salihadjic]

Eye on the table

[LiquidSwords1000]

So Lars, Kirk, and Robert must be the chairs?

[BrutalGrindPredator]

@LiquidSwords1000 Lars is the mirror because all he sees is himself :p

[justin113411]

You ever hear a word so much you think it can't possibly be a real word? I'm getting that right now.

[skychy]

Fuck you then (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

[BlackkBiirds]

I think he's the table

[ykcinpok]

I AM NOT ABLE !!!

[changoso334]

This just goes to show you, Hettfield can write a song like this and it would still thrash.

[changoso334]

Pin the "EYE ON THE TABLE" 

[changoso334]

Actually....I kind of think this is better than the actual song, I want to blast this in my car flying through a school zone when the lights are flashing. AHAHAHAHAH!!!!

[changoso334]

Iron the TABLE!

[changoso334]

James "The Table" Hettfield!!!!!

[mongolianus666]

There is only one table ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KombinoHun]

I own the table

[wojtjuh]

i have been listening this for 5 minutes.. and i have no idea why..

[wdowa94]

Best ringtone ever...

[pnx99]

i am the table

i am the chair

i am the wc

i am the bed

i am the condom

i am the didlo

i am the auto

i am the moto

i am the fork

i am the knife

[miketallica665]

Is he saying "Eyes on the Fable"?

[ThePainfulStorm]

@miketallica665 no

[miketallica665]

@ThePainfulStorm Joke is ruined now..........

[Giocrypt]

I think that the on thing we can all take away from this is that he, James Hetfield, is indeed "the table." And by golly you can not take that away from him.

[11DNA11]

@Giocrypt I don't think people really want to take that title for themselves :)

[feindf1ug]

Lyrics to this song please?

[TheOpensourceFTW]

@feindf1ug I am the table!i am the table! I AM THE TABLE!

[jij5354]

@feindf1ug

0:00 - 5:18 text below picture

[1978Borderline]

@feindf1ug Can't make them out, something about Furniture?. :-D

[johncusackdeathcult]

like dis if u cry evrytime

[atNsexy]

WARNING: THIS IS THE BEST METALLICA SONG EVER WRITEN. BEWARE ITS AWESOME AND MIND BLOWING LYRICS AND THE HEARTFELT FEELINGS WITHIN THIS VERY SONG.

[GoldenBoySwallowSea]

So, apparently, James Hetfield is the table.

[Adultguj]

All is fun and well, but who's this table everyone keeps talking about?

[GizzardTheGreat]

This is so much better than the original.

[holjin]

Somehow this is better than the real song

[gold3npimp]

I AM DISABLED!

[kushasaures]

Lol, my computer just turned itself down.

[theguywithguitars]

I think he might be the table...

[Hicksx]

'The Table That Should Not Be'

[tctaylor118]

Sad But Table

[D41V30N]

If I had three wishes, I'd spend one wish for the death of Metallica band members.

[UltraRockSounds]

This deserves a cover. I don't mean a cover for the table, lol.

[Metallica49200]

My idol is now a table. Eh works for me lol.

[ChimChimandChimaira]

I could be wrong,

But I think James is a stool.

[metallifreak27ify]

what happened to James?! he used be Creeping Death and now he's Lou Reed's Table :(

[alopez3202]

"Eye on the taybull"

[pkpheanix7]

I don't get why Metallica is getting so much hate for making backround music for Lou Reed, they haven't written one song of that album, no James is not the table, LOU REED is.

[InstinctualJealousy]

So I went to Ikea a few days ago- they had some really nice hetfields for sale. I think James Table would be quite pleased with the selection.

[clarkgun]

haha brilliant piss take

[pnx99]

I am the chair



[MrFrancox44]

Compare this to one...T.T

[MrFrancox44]

I like the part when comes...a new riff

[atNsexy]

I used to write good music, until i took a table to the knee....

[tempestivo5]

best metallica song luve it!

[marceloelperry]

fijense por que puede ser un mensaje subliminal

[perhamar98]

you should make a 10 hours video of this

[Fraletchel]

Trapped Under Table.

Amirite guys?

[11DNA11]

Scott = I am the law!

Kerry = I am the antichrist!

Dave = I am the king!

James = I am the table -.-

[ifhss]

@11DNA11 holy shit this has to be the top comment for the rest of time. NoT mine. 11DNA11's comment!

[gold3npimp]

@11DNA11

You forgot about John Lennon : I am the walrus!

[11DNA11]

@gold3npimp Tried to keep it Big 4'ish :)

[LucasThrash146]

@11DNA11 he's the unforgiven too lol

[DangerAbsurd]

this would be the most annoying piece of furniture for my appartment

[Tannersvan]

@DangerAbsurd I'd pay alot for the table that says "I AM THE TABLE". Especially if James was the table!

[gratemen]

I AM THE TABLE

I AM THE TABLE

I AM THE TITTY BOWL

[xekhara]

I am the chair

[anthonyrawly]

It is basically a phrase inspired by the psychological theory of Tabula Rasa

[Alphabet5772]

I liked the part when he said "I am the table"

[jimboslice8569]

He meant to say " I am the Tebow!"

[tastybeaner]

he might just be repeating the same thing over and over but since its Metallica ive listened to this song multiple times....

[TheCreepsAreAlright]

What song is this.

[mw599]

@TheCreepsAreAlright "The View" - Lou Reed & Metallica

[MrHalosucks655]

I think he's trying to tell us that he's a table.

[SuperThundeification]

@MrHalosucks655

Not a table, THE table.

[MrHalosucks655]

@SuperThundeification HE IS THE TABLE!

[tzoukritzou]

AHAHAAHAHAA fucking hilarious listening to this and seeing James' face on the table!!!

[ObscurityInTheNight]

I AM THE TEA BULL!!!!

[2theAJ]

I AM the TEA BALL

[arrackattack]

kirk hammet is the chair !!

[HungryWalrus74]

Wait... So he's a chair?

[IKN0SS]

omfg I can't stop listening this shit

[IKN0SS]

I think he told that he is the table

[RobbKongMetal999]

Table 'Em All; Ride the Table; Master of Tables; ...And Table for All; Metallica (Table Album); Table; Re-Table; S&T (Symphony and Table); Table Inc.; St. Table; Death Table; Beyond Table EP...

[TheShepster80]

Can anybody tell me what the point hetfield is trying to make here?

[Metalboy689]

sad but table

[MaximusTheGreatLOL]

I'm your table, mind astray

I'm your table while you're away

I'm your table while you repay

You know it's sad but true

[tutu1987]

I'M HAVING A SANDWICH

ON THE TABLE

JAMES HETFIELD IS

THE TABLE

[wendigolycan]

YES....YES YOU ARE!!!  [e_e]

[mpgucu1234]

TableicA

[Rowsol84]

4 minutes in and I think I understand what he's trying to say.

[METALLAICA]

@Rowsol84 THIS IS NOT MADONNA'S 4 MINUTES 2 SAVE THE WORLD.. FOR SOME ?INTELLECTUALS HAVE BEEN BLEEDING THE WORLD THROUGH OUT CENTURIES.. TAKE REAL 4 MINUTES MORE AND MORE TO EMPHASIZE THE FACT INNER, INNER AND INNERLY.. SEEMS AS IF YOU WON'T MEAN TO TAKE A GOOD REPENT! A-SPENNNNTTTTT!!

[METALLAICA]

@Rowsol84 "Spending my time.. watching the days go by.." You remember this Roxette song? OOOOH?! How romantic you are!?!

[killyou45]

@Rowsol84 I still have no fucking clue. Why would he want to be a table?

[TheTheherooftheday]

tables imprisoning me all that i see oh table help me

[kikochp]

YES U ARE THE TABLE SO STFU :P

[Metalboy689]

from who the table tools the kall of the table table and destroy hit the tables welcome table(sanitablioum) disposable tables battery table enter table the table 1,2,3 one table so table what my table of missery fuel table frantable some kind of table all table long whisky in te table blitztable the table that never comes the table kiss and table millita

[inferno232]

@Metalboy689 Oh hai Lou Reed.

[GeorgeBrooks09]

10 Hour version plz?

[metallicmegs]

Do you think James is the table? I listened to the song very closely, but still couldn't quite understand the song's full lyrical meaning. 

[cheeseburp]

@alloyz1212 kill 'em tables

[ProtossHydralisk]

I like the riff in the background, then I realized that Metallica wrote good riffs and Lou Reed ruined the rest.

[DonutBabyEating]

@ProtossHydralisk Metallica already ruined themselves a long time ago. Don't be a fanboy and defend every album they have and act like its a masterpiece. You probably thought St. Anger was good, didn't you?

[ProtossHydralisk]

@DonutBabyEating Meh, it was okay compared to their other albums. I only liked a few of the riffs. I'm not a fan of James' voice on that album.

[ProtossHydralisk]

@DonutBabyEating And don't be a faggot and bash their new albums and start blabbering about how they "sold out", because that doesn't even make sense in Metallica's situation. You probably hate Reload and Load too.

[iamthechanceman]

@ProtossHydralisk They did sell out though. Hence the song this video is clipped from.

[ProtossHydralisk]

@iamthechanceman Do you even know what Selling Out means? Selling Out means they change their style in hopes to make money by appealing to a larger fanbase. This did the exact opposite, Metallica wanted to collaborate with an Artist they had fun with at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and so they did, even with all the negative criticism. Technically by returning to the roots, they would be selling out by appealing to a larger fanbase.

Retard.

[iamthechanceman]

@ProtossHydralisk You had a good point, then you called me a retard. So fuck you and your hate.

[ProtossHydralisk]

@iamthechanceman Cool story bro.

[iamthechanceman]

@ProtossHydralisk Exactly my point, fuck you and your hate.

[ProtossHydralisk]

@iamthechanceman Okay. Have fun fucking my hate.

[iamthechanceman]

@ProtossHydralisk I will, you have fun with your terrible rts game.

[omnomSkittles]

...What the fuck did i just watch?

[kubootv]

@omnomSkittles calm down. ;)

[big4rulz]

that would be a kick ass table

[TheFurryMetallicaFan]

@big4rulz :D

[big4rulz]

wow they really thought out the lyrics to this song

[BeraKottur]

I am a T- Bone?

[MegadethMagnetic83]

@MolotovRooster Kick the chair!

[MegadethMagnetic83]

@SLAYERMETALLICA357 No, in the song he says both table and tablet, plus th e lyrics are on the lulu website and they say table

[Babyface6200]

I AM THE TEBOW

[Totenwelt1]

The lyrics are so witty