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  • Hell yea

  • LOL, what a bunch of characters LOL

  • Nice closed-captioning to go along with the boring insight from these buffoons.

  • I wonder if his dong also goes rigor-mortis. That's one way the strippers won't notice a thing at all..

  • Ppl in America have lost their minds...

  • i love this story

  • wtf the guys in the back are frikin mongoloids. if my friend was dying i would go to the hospital! duh! every shit that comes out of the asian dude is pure shit

  • tunit20<----IDIOT!

  • They guys are awesome & Ana is so cute! =D

  • Lol these guys are crazy!!! I'm two hours away from Denver and when I read this, I thought of "Weekend at Bernies" myself! lol

  • 2:22, I really want to know what was happening just to that guy's lower left when the mug shot was taken.

  • NOPE. Chuck Testa.

  • LOL. Steve is awesome.

  • AND THE "NO FUN" AWARD GOES TOOOOOOO

    Anna Kasparian!

  • Ana needs to be replaced with someone who has real intelligence of their own without the "I'm A Bitch attitude." It's hard to listen to such ignorance. . . at times.

  • @reasonjr1960 Dude do us all a favor and stfu stupid troll.

  • CENK WHERE ARE YOU?

  • Hey! These guys just wanted to show their dead friend a good time.

  • i don't see the issue...there is a recession on

  • wow idiocity all the way

  • 2:51-3:01 Spoken like a true friend!

  • rofl i would totally be fine with my friends doing that, i mean shit im dead i wouldn't care. hell i say stab my body a few times, take my clothes off, put a dildo in my hand, sneak my body into Rick Santorum's house and call the cops. that outta get a laugh or two

  • People, please do not live your lives by using horrible movies as your template. There are better movies, and better movies for you!

  • That Chinese guy is going to carry Cenk around??? Good luck with that.

  • @RayWilliamJohnstud He's Korean. Chinese are taller.

  • they didn't carry the body around he was in the back seat the whole time then moved back into the house

  • Why would they need the body to use the debit card? This story has so many loose ends...

  • I hope my friends are crazy enough to do this with me when I die

  • The most they should get is a heavy fine not serious jail time.

  • way to alienate the visually impaired of your followers!

  • Jesus would make such an awesome judge...

    "Not Guilty. I mean..no jail time. Sorry."

  • 1:43 I love how Jesus always seems half asleep. Jesus is the the coolest guy in the world.

  • Watch @ 1:44 onward...  the kid closest to the camera appears to be extremely nervous for some reason. Not that it matters, just wondering if anybody else noticed how fidgety he was lol

  • @bobshenix He was operating the controls switching mikes and preparing to speak.

    All coolly done.

    His fidgeting was his work.

  • How many guys would it take to carry Cenk's dead body around?

  • @elchivo918 How many of us can carry his dead body?

  • @elchivo918 Oh nvm, you said the same thing haha. Thought you said how many of us would.

  • If you have ever known a stripper you would know they are not feeding their children they are feeding their coke habbit :P

  • If I die, I'd want my friends to do the same thing lol

  • ... tough call. if he was single no dependants and owed me money hell yeah

  • I give permission for my friends to do this.

  • "I mean like if Cenk died, I'd totally do this..."

    Best line of the year.

  • @carminethewolf i lol'd when Jesus shook his head yes after that statement.

  • Guy, "My friend will have a lap dance." Hooker, "He's all stiff." Guy, "He's drunk! Dead drunk!"

  • "some stripper grinded on the corpse?"

  • Guilty, his family should have used that money for his goddam funeral.

  • Honestly don't waste perfectly good money? What's he gonna use it on, he's dead!

  • @rhoek900 Are you so sure the guy didn't have a family that could have used the money to help pay off his bills, funeral expenses, etc.? That seems like a much better use for the money.

  • I hope they at least got the dead body a lap dance and some shots.

  • Man... I kinda want to go to Teddy T.'s Titty Bar now XD

  • Epic

  • The guy on the left looks like a young Al Bundy.

  • Rubinson (The guy on the right) is actually a regular customer of mine. I work at a pawn shop in Aurora, Colorado, and this guy is exactly as crazy and stupid as you would think he is. About a week before this incident, my boss sold him this crazy fantasy ninja weapon shaped like a batwing to the guy as a "concealed weapon". Rubinson's method of "concealment"? A Target bag

  • with friends like these 2 morons, who needs enemy.

  • They left the body in the truck. Not bring it with them.

  • TROLLING ANA FTW LOL!!

  • Only $400?

  • Haha I love it when everyone else says stupid shit to piss off Ana.

  • this is great!!!

  • hahaha you guys are evil!

  • Was his turn to buy, cheap prick tried to get out of it.

  • Just one you thought you heard a story so outrageous nobody would believe it if it was a movie, something like this happens and you go, "oh, wait..."

  • *Stripper to this guy*

    "Is that Angel's Lust or are you just glad to see me?"

  • Some friends...

  • mmmmkay

  • Man, what shitty friends.

  • Hey man I think Frank is dead. Quick to the strip club! A few lap dances should get his heart pumping again.

  • I thought to have heard it all.Anyways If this was requested beforehand like in a will or something.Meaning by the guy who passed then they did as he wished.Other than that I don't know what explanation for it.

  • hey if it was his will... id do it :D

  • I have friends like this......God bless 'em! I want to go out the same way.

  • It seems more like the song "Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die" more than it does the plot of "Weekend at Bernie's"

  • The best friends in the world.

  • I agree with Ana on this because these sound engineers are crazy doing something like that.

  • I can't believe they actually did that and not call the police. Jayar is right about the people didn't notice the dead body.

  • this is your brain on drugs...u know the people at the bars etc knew..they didn't care they just wanted the money

  • This channel should have at least 3mil subscribers... Sadly it doesnt

  • I'm noticing that every man that typically goes to strip clubs is an ugly fucker! I guess that makes sense though. If you are butt-ugly but have a little spare cash you can always get a stripper to pay you some attention!

  • why did they carry his body around, just to use his debit card?

  • what in the world?

  • How did he died!!! O_o

  • lol, ana's such a dope. on what basis does she believe that they got away with dragging a corpse around in public that she feels she can defend it as a possibility with any credibility. she's getting it on third hand info.

  • "Our friend had too much to drink." is the line they would use at the bars. 

  • Gizmodo can suck it; I'm not stooping myself to the level of going to their site.

  • Best friends ever!!!

  • did he died?

  • WHERE IS OCCUPY WALL STREET COVERAGE - YOU BLACKED OUT TOO????

  • @MondayWW It's been covered. Go to the youtube page and search for it. TYT is fully behind it and calling on the TYT army to go join them.

  • Let em go

  • thats just awesome

  • i wouldnt be suprised if they killed him

    ps why did they drag the body around with them why didnt they just take the card

  • @ihateanthoney

    Because some stores want proof that you have the right to use the card to prevent fraud.

  • Is youtube muting ads on purpose? Fucking right!

  • TO use a debit card you need the code, why would you need to bring the body.

    Just the card and the code.

  • Don't the dead void their bowels?

  • Maybe the lap dance would have saved his life?

  • Sounds like one of the episodes in CSI except they didn't steal shit from the guy in there lol

  • I hope that when I die, my friends and family use me and my bank account in the same manner.

  • I really hope they took pictures!!! and put them up on the internet!!!

  • Is it illegal to steal from a dead person?

  • To all the people who disagree, if It were me my friends know me well enough to know that not only would I not mind but would actually think it would be hilarious.

  • I wouldn't care if my friends did this to me cause IM DEAD!!

  • It's really not a crime, so no jail time. It is a pretty jerk move though.

  • @arceus121121 It's obviously a crime....

  • @CPUGaming what part of it? They didn't murder him.

  • @arceus121121 Abusing a corpse, identity theft and criminal impersonation.

  • i bet $200 that this is going to be a movie starring will ferrel and galifiniakis withing 2 years.

  • I don't understand why they would bother to drag the body around. You don't need a dead body to use a debit card or get admitted to strip clubs.

  • Carrying a dead body around and stealing his identity to buy things and people say not guilty and are on the fence about this? Seriously?

  • The fact that this was a movie before distorts people's perception... No matter how hard they try, they can't disassociate this from whatever amusement they felt while watching Weekend at Bernies (and those clownish mugshots don't help...). Seriously, if it weren't for that film, people would think this was gross and that those guys were totally guilty.

  • fake

  • steve for the win!

  • I kind of agree, if you are really close friends its A OK! Let the Dead buried their Dead is what Jesus says!

  • I kind of agree, if you are really close friends its A OK! Let the Dead buried their Dead is what Jesus says!

  • @EdgarD8387 Somehow you think this is supposed to offend me, but actually I laughed at it. Probably because I don't care. Harvey Milk may have done a lot for gay people, but then again, I don't worship him, or quote him every fucking chance I get, or try and find shit to name after him, or secretly fantasy about having gay sex with him like you republicans all do about St. Reagan. Anyway have a good day lovin your cousin and/or sister and breathing through your mouth.

  • First off, if it was my body and my friends found me dead I would hope they would do something like this tbh. If I'm already dead wtf am I going to need the money i earned for? I'd rather my friends went out and had a creepy good time.

  • @Bany1911 yeah but ur best friend is dead, ur first thought isn't HEY BUDDY LETS GO TO A STRIP CLUB unless ur kinda..yakno whata mean

  • @TehCuteDuke Sorry for the late reply. I did more research on this story. Apparently it wasn't a spur of the moment "OMFG HE IS DEAD LETS GO!" the guy was dead for about a month and they hauled him around everywhere for that entire month...which makes it a lot more fucked up then originally thought.

  • @Bany1911 well, i don't know which one is the right source lol

  • they should have just took cash out of dead guys account, and maxed his credit cards no need to drag the body around, maybe they both saw weekend at bernies with there friend one night and he said "if i die you can drag me around to bars and strip clubs and the tab is on me!"

  • Wouldn't the stripper smelled the crap in the guys pants?

  • EVEN IF YOU'RE FRIGGIN' DEAD BRO!! DUDE'S NIGHT OUT IS DUDE'S NIGHT!!! DON'T PUSS OUT ON US!!

    \m/

  • @bakedpootetoo lolol

  • I like how everyone joined the conversation. More of that please.

  • Lololololol dude said "stimulate the economy" hahaha

  • You people are crazy. Sure, no jail time, but clearly guilty and just evil.. I hope those two assholes get haunted by their dead 'friend'.

  • I would let them go. I mean, as long as they pay for those services yeah. let them go.

  • "Consumerism"....gotta luv it!

  • I am surprised they didn't also play drunk pranks on him when they found him. Like draw dicks on his face with a sharpie or something.

  • Go Steven. He knows dudes.

  • wtf, if its close friends its fine?/

    HE DIED!! ITS YOUR FRIEND!

    What the fuck..... If you find your mother dead, will you let your friend do her?

  • @SIC66SIC66 Lol so if your mother was alive then its ok if your friends do her?

  • YES

  • Ana is such a buzz kill

  • Let em' go.

  • I don't know, I wouldn't want to drag Cenk's fat ass around with me if I was going from club to club. Why did they need him anyway? If they were using a debit card didn't they need the pin#? and if they had the pin# they didn't need the dead guy!

  • Maybe they wanted to hang out one last time

  • dear team: make no mistake: cenk is the only reason you work at TYT.... you are all pieces of shit that parasite off of cenk's awesomeness.

    except for the black guy.... he's way cooler than any one of you other losers, the girl included....but not cooler than cenk of course.

  • I heard this story on the Bob and Tom show!!!! LMAO!!

  • dear girl : please stop being so damn biased

    love you

  • Steve Oh, worse friend ever lol

  • Why did they need the body?

  • does anyone remember the TYT video about the golden chain (bling bling) of a rapper, and how cenk and another male host talked about the ridiculousness of bling? does anyone have a link, or the name of the rapper/other male host?

  • These guys are fucking bad. LOL.

    I wonder if one guy went up to the bartender and asked for drinks with the dead guys debit card and ID; while the other sat with the corpse and moved its hand to give the OK.

  • @DameunPutazo probably, yeah.

  • They look like drug addicts.

  • What amazes me, is it took them 5hrs to spend $400..

  • 1:28 Gawker/gizmodo is embellishing?  No shit sherlock. You should expect no less from their brand of trash "journalism".

  • They were cool til they started charging $ on his card.

  • I believe that rigormortis might cause a permanent erection.

  • @Bander1 Rigor mortis sets in about 3 hours after death and disappears within 2 days. So contrary to popular belief a dead body is only stiff for a short period of time after death, it's not permanent.

    And erections aren't caused by muscle stiffness, it's caused by increased blood flow to the spongy bodies in the penis.

  • the two guys look like a bunch of idiots.

  • Steve the Audio Guy FTW

  • jail time for stupidity

  • They should have rented a canoe and given him a viking funeral.

  • @Tunnelfish2 A canoe has got nothing to do with vikings.

    That is like saying "hey let's give that chinese guy a french funeral"

  • @Tunnelfish2

    If they have his debit card, they could just as well buy a longboat for that haha

  • I Love You Ana!

  • No jail time? It's FRAUD to charge money to the credit card of someone else without their permission. You're suggesting letting him off the hook for stealing money, just because it's from a dead guy. They shouldn't go to jail for the stupidity of dragging a dead guy around, but they should go to jail for the fraudulent use of a credit card.

  • If that was his will....AWESOME!

    I'm going to have to get more creative with mine now.

  • If that was his will....AWESOME!

    I'm going to have to get more creative with mine now.

  • in my will i'll request that my friends take my dead body to a strip club and get me a lap dance.

  • The American voting public.

  • Fact: All 80's movies are based on true stories. Just look at Earth Girls are Easy and Labyrinth.

  • @NecroArmorLink If Labyrinth is true, I'm horrified.

  • @NecroArmorLink You forgot Terminator.

  • @NecroArmorLink Labyrinth was the best but how was it based on a true story?

  • What about rigormortis?

  • @GenerationXeroFilms Rigormortis is temporary.

    

  • why did they need to drag the body around? Taking his wallet sounds alot easier

  • almost no views on such a hard worked show its a true shame, but these videos are not really that interesting.