Haftbefehl ist viel besser als Kollegah, den Haftbefehl rappt aus seiner Erfahrung! Kollegah war niemals im Ghetto und hat keine Ahnung wovon er rappt, Hafti jedoch hat alles schon erlebt, er hat das so genannte "Thug Life" gelebt. Kollegah kann niemals über das selbe rappen wie er, weil er sowas nie erlebt hat. Das müsst ihr verstehen Leute. Daumen hoch, damit dieses Kommentar ganz oben steht!
@luka9412 No he didnt bro,you obviously cant understand a british accent..i listened to it like 10 times and each time it clearly sounds like YOU.... why the fuck would he say you can recycle pee to help me survive? he wouldnt and didnt...
@nickowce may have to resort to twitter and ask Bear grylls personally aye ?? ha ha ha .. debating over a bear grylls video....Better drink my own piss !!!!
damn it all right! just give him a apple juice soaked shirt and say its an analog for pee. pee into a beaker and an equivlent volume of apple juice is squirted into the shirt. i really dont give a shit. i get pee has a lot of water in it and i probably drink my own if my life depended on it, but an educational show, not the fucking SAS or MASAD.
Why are the two top comments the same again??
What is it with Bear Grylls video's?
ballycrap 6 days ago
Cheers!
ertraccia 1 week ago
he must have eaten ananas ..
ElectroHouseTunez 1 week ago
looks like im out of piss, better drink camel some camel shit
centereacan06 2 weeks ago 2
@centereacan06 Shit is a solid, if you're going to drink a piece of crap might as well go drink a hamburger and some french fries.
ItsNotColdEnough 1 week ago
Seriously... How many times has he drunk his own piss?
JustRockOn 2 weeks ago
He always drinks his pee, *shrugs* maybe he likes it?
abcdefghijklmno62750 2 weeks ago
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
TheAnswerIverson3 4 weeks ago
PERGHH ! GILA LA ORANG NI !
AeroBlade6061 4 weeks ago
HOOOOOOLY SHIIIT....i though those pee jokes were from grylls just for nothing to make people laugh.....untill i saw this....dear god
Lukfoolery 4 weeks ago
"and these guys' strike is super fast.. and the only thing i can do, is to drink my own pee" lol
JoelAmossen9 1 month ago
If you came here for pee jokes
URINE luck
TheJalbany 1 month ago 13
@TheJalbany Oh, I see what you did there...
GhostXThief 1 week ago
@TheJalbany repost!!
davylindhout 5 days ago
i used to drink my own pee until i got an arrow to the knee
jordanharris13 1 month ago
Golden shower .
SuperShawnbell 1 month ago
I love the shelter part where he suddenly talks about drinking his own pee. Like, why did he even say shelter then?! lool
illevenlickthegravy 1 month ago
Everybody likes piss jokes, nomatter what country urine.
CZnoob 1 month ago
rackartygarna? någon.....
ifroad33 1 month ago
OH GOD, IT'S A SNAKE! Better piss on it, and eat it.
zuratuel 1 month ago 4
seems legit....and only think i can do is to drink my own pee
PentagonSteel 1 month ago
Took An Arrow To The Knee, Better Drink My Own Piss.
lancia122 1 month ago
@lancia122 seriously? Those 'arrow to the knee' jokes are getting fucking old, so just stop. You're not funny, or getting top comment.
HosAndOREOs 1 month ago
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WICKEDWEST4O8 1 month ago
Wow amazingly in perfect sync
nigsplzz 1 month ago
u know that this is fake and he puts clips of different episodes
runen0be2 1 month ago
@runen0be2 You're a fucking genius, and the only thing you can do is to drink you own shit.
AttackMyAss 1 month ago
k i remember all this time he has drank his own pee
1. out of a bottle
2. out of a snake skin
3. thru his shirt
4. analy inserting it
TysonJMoch 1 month ago
he's probably got quite the pee fetish
MrJkashley5 1 month ago
If you like piss jokes... URINE LUCK!! :D
eaglespear1 1 month ago 38
i use to drink my own piss, then i took an arrow to the knee
FuzzyStreet 1 month ago
i have no liquid in me, i cant pee.
i have to drink *looks at cameraman* yours.
TheAnimaldude55 2 months ago 4
@TheAnimaldude55 Commence intensely gay blowjob scene! :P
TheElderTrollsVI 1 month ago
@TheElderTrollsVI lololololo
TheAnimaldude55 1 month ago
hahahaha. man I have seen this 20 times now.
Fixdal 2 months ago
modern flamewar 3
red: all this man stuff is making me thirsty... better drink my own piss!
5000gokussj 2 months ago
It doesnt seem that bad to drink your own pee now.........
rahniits9 2 months ago
i'm wondering if his wife actually kisses him lol
5000gokussj 2 months ago
@5000gokussj He no longer has a wife. He ate her
911mandundundunnnn 2 months ago
:)) /watch?v=9Oz4CEmJdnE
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How many bears could Bear grylls grill if Bear grylls could grill bears
RandomGamingVids4You 2 months ago
sorry im busy on the 17th........better drink my own pee
emrat1123 2 months ago
YOU can drink your own pee to help ME survive. ಠ_ಠ
hajenchri 2 months ago
I used to be an adventurer like you then i drink my pee!
mickybars 2 months ago
Thats two arrow-to-the-knee fail jokes under me.. Stop trying so hard guys.
Anyways this video made me LOL.
kontekijke 2 months ago
I used to drink my own pee, but then I took an arrow in the penis, and it fell off...
zorrgon56 2 months ago
i used to drink my own pee, but then i took an arrow to the nee
Grinko18 2 months ago
Cant be bothered to go get water. Better drink my own pee.
CourseTB 2 months ago
do you want to see piss jokes? URINE LUCK!
MilkyDirector 2 months ago
nice and sweet, anyway
pelicaravansary 2 months ago
If you're hoping for a piss joke.
Then urine luck
Teldon97 2 months ago
searching for some juicy fruits? better drink my own piss!
TheUnicrone 2 months ago
seems like he enjoyed it :s
11ghouls 2 months ago
my teacher was right!! you can recycle everything!!
eb62224 3 months ago
OMG this is fucking brilliant!!!!!!!
texsouthpaw1991 3 months ago
In engish pleese
olmgirl 3 months ago
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Haftbefehl ist viel besser als Kollegah, den Haftbefehl rappt aus seiner Erfahrung! Kollegah war niemals im Ghetto und hat keine Ahnung wovon er rappt, Hafti jedoch hat alles schon erlebt, er hat das so genannte "Thug Life" gelebt. Kollegah kann niemals über das selbe rappen wie er, weil er sowas nie erlebt hat. Das müsst ihr verstehen Leute. Daumen hoch, damit dieses Kommentar ganz oben steht!
HoffmannMoritz 3 months ago
I now know how to survive the hardest situations, drinkin my own pee.
TheCody41293 3 months ago 2
come for drinking pee jokes? URINE luck!
hnt456 3 months ago 2
AHAHHA HILARIOUS
theuberlol 3 months ago
we can recycle pee to help Bear survive?
LuddmoLL 3 months ago
all these urine jokes...
piss me off, YEEEAAAAAAAAHH!
ryank8843 3 months ago
@ryank8843 You took the highest rated comment and added a YEAHHH to it. That is so clever and original.
csmybuttt 3 months ago 3
@csmybuttt and more likely to receive thumbs up than anything I could come up with.
ryank8843 3 months ago
@csmybuttt Yeah, he's a retard.
TheAppleFace123 3 months ago
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ryank8843 3 months ago
PISSING IN MA MOUTH ALL DAY LONG :)
thelegomasteDevon 4 months ago in playlist thelegomasteDevon's favorites
"And the only thing i can do is to drink my own pee"
hatome69 4 months ago
Aww, stop it. I've not been inbred but don't look at the ears.
Akshole 4 months ago
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thumbs up if you watched this drinking ur own pee
PredakingHardcore 4 months ago
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xxFA1Kxx 4 months ago
this guy is amazing disgusting . :D
Krachbenente 4 months ago
i have a family reunion tomorrow....i'll bring the piss!
sUpErWeLsHrHyS 5 months ago
just drank my own pee.... better drink my own pee.
TheNever1990 5 months ago 61
all these urine jokes...
piss me off
Suicidesn0wMan 5 months ago 227
@Suicidesn0wMan better drink your own piss
owenboy60 4 months ago
@Suicidesn0wMan I C WAT U DID THAR
youbad1231234 2 months ago
@JasonHasSarcasm you're an idiot....
ctuagent247 5 months ago
@SmileDudeMusic NotSmileDudeMusic, Not 'cus you didn't get laid by your BF you're gonna ruin our fun!
KeepSkippin 5 months ago
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rocafella142 5 months ago 8
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rocafella142 5 months ago 3
and the only thing I CAN do, is to drink to my own pee.
JonnySnasker3 5 months ago 4
The bases of a shelter is to keep it dry and warm, it may seem disgusting but your own urine is safe to drink.
Petudyy 5 months ago in playlist Videoklipp som favoritmarkerats av Petudyy
trolls on youtube. and the only thing you can do is to drink your own pee
tandis97 5 months ago
Hes like chuck norris!
MrRiffz 5 months ago
the basis of a good shelter is to keep you dry and warm, it may seem disgusting, but your own urine is safe to drink!
g0t3b0r9 5 months ago 4
Hahahah, Sooooo GOOD
xopp123 5 months ago
haha this is so frikin' funny!!HAhaha I'm dying over here xD....Better drink my own pee...
TheiBear94 5 months ago 7
påeee taste good i promise
pappadopolos 5 months ago
Watched this clip.......
Better drink my own pee.
z3gg4 5 months ago
I'm an fanboy of Bear grylls, Im an proud fanboy.
Like if u are with me!
karlssoNProductions 5 months ago
The funniest is, Its a snake, blablabla, and the only thing i can do, is to drink my own pee :PPPP
MrJontekarlsson 5 months ago
If you are looking for piss jokes urin the right place!
HumiIiation 5 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ensell1337 5 months ago
Ok, seriously now... Is that not a lake in the background at 0:31...?
TranceTechnoSucks 5 months ago
@TranceTechnoSucks Why drink water from a lake when you can drink your own pee?
VesuvioX4 5 months ago 3
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thefiskpiss 5 months ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah
Seagulllol 5 months ago
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
MrBuggge 5 months ago
pee and beer meh same shit
tandis97 5 months ago
I'll take my pee...and DRINK IT.
concavius 5 months ago
Cameraman's probably thinking damn dude, u sure you don't want my Gatorade?
mrhotness25 5 months ago
mmm...nice and sweet anyway...
zoune83 5 months ago
He's the only person that can make drinking pee look cool...
iTeriyakid 5 months ago
so... why is it the only think he CAN do? I didn't quite get that .
Teamo86 5 months ago
oh no i got no more piss left in me, i better eat my poo!!
legalis1 5 months ago
" there's a very dangerous snake over there,.......better drink my pee."
bendmak95 5 months ago 100
when will he eat his own shit?
yykcw 6 months ago 6
Ginobili@ chuck Norris would fuck up bear grylls
Most7NJ7Dope 6 months ago
Bear grylls is the rawest man alive. Chuck Norris, MOVE OVER THERE'S A NEW BEAST IN TOWN
ginobili20004 6 months ago
Epicest minute in youtube :D
aivanturha1 6 months ago
made me ...''want to drink my own pee''..
jramirez14749 6 months ago
.........better drink my own piss
Lilkilla2012 6 months ago
:-D nice video.. well, I´m better off going to drink my own piss
(and please watch a video on my channel to see Bear Grylls doing a funny expression :-) )
ShrinkingShrimp 6 months ago
Bear Grylls at a job interview.
Interviewer: "What exactly are your abilities?"
Bear: "Well... the only thing I can do is drink my own pee."
Sznaps666 6 months ago
Oh no the coffee shop is closed so In situations like These I'll need to drink my own pee ! Ehh no
taynuiltftw 6 months ago
just tried drinking my own piss, put a tube on my dick and put it in my mouth, tasted salty and a bit bitter
timrocket2 6 months ago
LoL I hope bear doesn't see this so he continues drinking his own pee
josepep 6 months ago
This video was so funny all I can do is drink my own pee.
Panthiest 6 months ago
It´s right. the only thing he can do is drinking his own pee :P
Simpkin1992 6 months ago
LMAO... this guy would walk into a bar and ask for a glass to pee in!!!!
cirusMEDIA 6 months ago
Bear has the best humour in the world. He has seen this numerous times and thinks its bloody hilarious XD which it is!
ChickenTikkaSnow 6 months ago
probably has a pee fetish
timrocket2 6 months ago
it will be very funny when you'll get a situation like this in real life, and you will have 2 var. - drink your own pee, or die.
i think you all will die
superlox1 6 months ago
lol i cant fuckin breath im laughin so hard.
Grunt922 6 months ago
ahh NOOO. NOOOO. NOOO thats discusting. nooo.
gooddarkjedi 6 months ago
are we filming now?, better drink my own piss
Oh a snake, better drink my own piss
This little insect here it full of protein, just like my piss,
i better drink some.
Uh oh, im out of piss, better drink my camera mans piss
KingHawkTV 6 months ago
this is awesome i laughed soo hard hahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahaha
Unbreak96 6 months ago
quite a dangerous position here, better drink my own piss
StoneSlinging 6 months ago
hhahhaHh
GrotesqueShot 6 months ago
Nice and Sweet!!! xD
ROFL!!!
NeoChromer 6 months ago
TROLOLOLOLOOLOOLHOHOHO
lukecQQQ 6 months ago
mp3 player run out of battery
better drink my own piss
timrocket2 6 months ago
did any1 notice that he said YOU can recycle pee to help me survive XD
luka9412 6 months ago 96
@luka9412 no,listen carefully,he says YOU can recycle pee to help YOU survive
nickowce 4 months ago
@nickowce no u should listen carefully,he sad "...to help ME survive"
luka9412 4 months ago
@luka9412 No he didnt bro,you obviously cant understand a british accent..i listened to it like 10 times and each time it clearly sounds like YOU.... why the fuck would he say you can recycle pee to help me survive? he wouldnt and didnt...
nickowce 4 months ago
@nickowce may have to resort to twitter and ask Bear grylls personally aye ?? ha ha ha .. debating over a bear grylls video....Better drink my own piss !!!!
nickowce 4 months ago
@nickowce brah its an edited video...
luka9412 4 months ago
I'm laughing so hard right now that I pissed myself, but the only thing I can do is drink my own pee.
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Allamun 7 months ago
In a supermarket
Better drink my own piss
RandomYellowLlama 7 months ago 4
LLLLLLOOOOOLLLLLLLLL
I just sended my girlfriend this vid...haha.She was sick after.
ssrider7 7 months ago
Just drank my own piss.......... better drink my own piss.
Allamun 7 months ago 2
4 guys drink their owns pee too
khangnguyen97 7 months ago
im drinking pineapple crush now. not helping
teckojs 7 months ago
Go collegehumor!
herrjonna2007 7 months ago
God I love lemonade
Ilovewilllys 7 months ago
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poolapoo123 7 months ago
just made me spit coffee all over my laptop lmao
joeldunsdon 7 months ago 3
@joeldunsdon same here, just with piss
pauLLLde 7 months ago
The way he drinks, looks very nice HDUSAHDUSA OMG ice water in my bottle, but is better drink my own piss
larissatube 7 months ago
it's such a waste to waste good pee
Load0Sheep 7 months ago 5
and the only thing i can do is eat my own shit
TheAwkwordPair 8 months ago 2
Someday he will drink someone else's pee...and get AIDS :(
spartan11810 8 months ago
Found a fresh waster spring
...better drink my own pee
Ur0pinionDoesntCount 8 months ago 2
@Ur0pinionDoesntCount water***
Ur0pinionDoesntCount 8 months ago
"..and the only thing i can do is drink my own pee" lol
jobless4life 8 months ago
my man.
anderzz85 8 months ago
I know its an old joke but... Holy shit I just LOL'd so hard then XD
Ninjastyle69 8 months ago
2 people drinks own pee too!
ronnycena 8 months ago
Bears pee, we know it as Red Bull :D
vogtlandlife 8 months ago 6
damn it all right! just give him a apple juice soaked shirt and say its an analog for pee. pee into a beaker and an equivlent volume of apple juice is squirted into the shirt. i really dont give a shit. i get pee has a lot of water in it and i probably drink my own if my life depended on it, but an educational show, not the fucking SAS or MASAD.
Pimpmastahanhduece 8 months ago
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I've just finished watching this video, and the only thing I can do, is to drink my own pee!
momomatte 9 months ago
My family just got robbed and the only thing I can do is drink my own pee.
I cant figure out my math homework and the only thing I can do is drink my own pee.
I cant swimm so the only thing I can do is to drink my own pee.
This might be the awnser to every question it the world.
Slycoin 9 months ago 5
Anyone else notice the StarFox Adventures Krazoa Palace music? Anyone?
HotFuzz456 9 months ago
@HotFuzz456 I always noticed this bugged the hell out of me.
DuarteGlen 9 months ago
he always carry a straw, incase he at the toilet and the flush dont work.
DeathMurderRape 9 months ago
And the only thing I can do, is rink my own pee HAHAHA
migi231 9 months ago
This is why ray mears is better
noSoSolid2K 9 months ago
hes now a urinaholic
junaid109 9 months ago
"Hey look a rock! :D Time to drink my own pee!"
KelseyBeePink 9 months ago